Rucka Rucka Ali - Can't Lose Weight Lyrics






I wanna slim down for my son
I wanna get the bitches with the tights on
Drivin round town with the brights on
Mickey D's has the mofucking lights on
And I just wanna get a little bite one
And I just wanna little fuckin bite
I know I shouldn't have it but I'd like one
I'll just have a little munch tonight
I'll get some onion rings and a diet coke
Tomorrow I can get up on the bike but

I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
Oh-oh
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
Oh-oh

I'm tired of being home alone
At least I have Burger King
Try the new burger shake
Try the sugar steak, ay
I never get with girls
So I give my heart a stroke
Before it could break
Feelin the heart race
Was touched when I was a kid
Now I make myself obese
Push the world away
Keep the world from me

I lost some calories as a child
So I'll take 100 years to find 'em

I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
Oh-oh
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
Oh-oh

I wanna slim down tonight
Watch Marques Brownlie play Fortnite
Hit the park and jog, let the weight drop down
Eat some raisins, nuts and gay stuff now
And I could be the man that the girls wanna
I could be the nigga that they want
If I take a chance I could do it up
I could have a better life
But now I'm in the store alone
No one cares what I get
I'll get for the pain
I can't make a change

I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
Oh-oh
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
Oh-oh





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  1. A.... ....

    2:52 Top 10 anime crossovers.

  2. R.... ....

    Who thought that the pizza was a fortune cookie 😂😆

  3. g.... a....

    who listening to this in 2020

  4. O.... ....

    this song is literally my biography

  5. n.... g....

    But in America fucking everyone is fat

  6. E.... S....

    I work out to this song.

  7. T.... D....

    fat people entertain me

  8. T.... P....

    I am skinny lol

  9. N.... ....

    They re so fuckin lazy to dislike this

  10. G.... P....

    Tá tranquilo tá favorável

  11. s.... ....

    This to far

  12. K.... N....

    1:50 лол это ред21 русский ютубер

  13. l.... c....

    i feel like this guy in the song i cant lose weight even tho i dont eat fast food???

  14. J.... O....

    Just do some cocaine that's how i lost the weight 😂😂😂

  15. L.... H....

    I'm fucking dying😂

  16. T.... A....

    Guy @ 3:02 looks like Samoa Joe

  17. n.... ....

    Reminds me of every guy and girl who orders a supersize value meal, 2 large shakes, a hot fudge sundae...and a DIET coke.

  18. S.... ....

    Replace food with drugs and you have ruckas life story

  19. A.... M....

    Sucks to be this guy

  20. P.... ....

    Lmaoo as a fat lug i found this hilarious

  21. W.... P....

    I feel proud that I’m chunky thanks rucka

  22. O.... F....

    Im listening to this song while jogging.

  23. H.... H....

    Every time I want to go to get fast food I just watch this and I don't want to any more.

  24. B.... ....

    why is it gone from spotify?!

    B.... ....

    @Strovex yeah he re-uploadesd them as the Fried Chicken EP a few days later

  25. E.... T....

    Most the people in this weren't fat





    Just morbidly obese

  26. A.... ....

    for some reason i cant get fat in the first place i eat lots of calories but im still skinny af

  27. �.... ....

    I had been trying to lose weight for my whole life, but couldn't do it 'cos I didn't get the science right. 🎶
    Now I have got my science straight, and I lost 49 lbs of weight. 🎶

    True story.

  28. K.... ....

    Amberlynn Reid ghostwrote it

  29. l.... ....

    That's really sad :( Also, if you happen to be looking after someone who is so fat that they're bedridden, maybe don't enable their suicide by bringing them pizza, chocolates and family bags of walkers crisps. I can never understand who gives bed-ridden obese people junk food.

  30. A.... h....

    that mc bin laden video lol

  31. j.... l....

    wait....ta tanquilo ta favoravel??

  32. d.... ....

    i wonder if the weeknd has seen this

  33. C.... ....

    Story of my life.

  34. A.... 8....

    I can't lose weight either.

  35. I.... ....

    Remember Michael Jacksons BAD parody called fat?

    Now The Weeknd gets a parody called “i cant lose weight”

    Coincidence? I think not

  36. J.... P....

    I can't gain weight.

  37. T.... T....

    Fuck you francis

  38. D.... B....

    this song reminds me of the fresh prince of bel air episode when uncle phil has a heart attack

  39. G.... S....

    I will now make it my goal to bump this while I'm in the gym, lifting like a motherfucker

  40. H.... ....

    Just go to the gym obese people, it's good for you in the long run, I also started at an obese weight of 115 kgs 2 years ago now am at 85 kg plus muscles, I am your ideal gym bro.

  41. D.... G....

    To be clear, I can lose the weight, but man, eating ninety meals every hour is so much more fun.

  42. I.... H....

    I've lost 55 pounds :) I feel like everyone has their own thing, some people are smokers, potheads, pill poppers, alcoholics etc. I was "addicted" to food. I used to eat so much and so frequently not because I was hungry but because I liked having the taste of good food in my mouth constantly. I know most of you probably don't care but I want to share my good news with someone/anyone because my friends don't even know how big I ever actually got and I don't want to tell my family about it in case I ever fail myself and start gaining the weight back. If there are any other overweight people reading this my advice is to start small or you will always convince yourself out of eating better and living healthier. slowly reduce the amount of food you order or put on your plate and start small workouts then go a little further each time. My walks started out just going down the block and now they are almost 4 miles. I still got a long way to go but I think I'm well on my way.

    I.... H....

    @Isaac Howe Congrats! :)

    I.... H....

    WELL DONE :D

    I.... H....

    Nice work mate, inspiring stuff. You're 100% right about starting small I replaced my daily liter and a half of coke with ion water then eventually to just water. Just do something.

    I.... H....

    N I C E

    I.... H....

    i lost 20 pounds

  43. M.... B....

    This actually felt sad, and in a way it was also motivational to make sure you never let yourself go to that extreme.

  44. G.... ....

    I now feel like fat ppl are sad cuz they cant lose weight

  45. l.... o....

    Fat power

  46. U.... D....

    Your content brings me happiness

  47. T.... ....

    the official anthem of mukbang youtubers

    T.... ....

    Why would you bang a Pokemon?

  48. X.... ....

    Mouse pointer in video at 2:36.

  49. X.... S....

    dedicated to Charles Tew

  50. c.... ....

    Very motivating to lose weight

  51. p.... ....

    This makes me feel sad

  52. A.... ....

    What's up my nigga

  53. G.... o....

    Watching this after losing 25kg on the keto diet.

  54. J.... K....

    For anyone annoyed by this because they feel like they really can't. Start counting calories and stop eating more of them then you burn. Plenty of apps to help you coubt out their. You don't even need to work out to lose weight. It is better if you do, but just eating less and keeping track is plenty when you are a fat fuck.

    J.... K....

    I'm the opposite of this. Underweight.

  55. A.... ....

    I'm fat byt fuck they make me llok like a twig

  56. B.... Y....

    Little nightmares theme song!!!

  57. S.... S....

    "That's why I'm in track" that's why I'm in track yeah I'm in track ohh

  58. K.... ....

    This made me hungry...

  59. X.... ....

    The part about the fat guys buying whatever foods in the store that they want is false because most fat people get their food delivered to them by family because they are too fat and lazy to go walk around the store themselves.

    X.... ....

    Oh Is that how it works? Well fuck, IM a fat guy, how come I have to go to the store still. Weird.

    X.... ....

    Creoshin This is supposed to be about fat people stereotypes. That stereotype is usually true for the extremely fat people. I’m talking about those 500+ pounders.

  60. N.... ....

    massive...

  61. J.... ....

    Im fat but this is hilarious

  62. 4.... M....

    Next up I can't gain weight

  63. H.... N....

    This is actually kinda wholesome and motivating. Thanks Ruka! Even though I'm in normal weight this video reminds not to destroy yourself with crap.

  64. m.... ....

    I am not sure this is a joke and kids should listen to this.

  65. H.... P....

    fuck man this guy 1:58 looks exactly like big smoke from GTA SA

  66. �.... '....

    Name of girl with tights on?

    �.... '....

    Bruce Jenner

    �.... '....

    @XHARDCOREGAMINGX thanks. She will bring many wanks to the cause.

  67. l.... ....

    name of the bitch with the tight on i wanna jerk off really hardd 24/7 with that pink girly sexy tight pants on her ass.

    l.... ....

    Bruce Jenner

  68. M.... F....

    This hit way closer to home than I expected. Ouch, still funny lol. But damn.

    M.... F....

    just lose weight m8

  69. P.... D....

    1 dislike on this video is one more Kilogramm on ur fat mothafucka ass.

  70. A.... J....

    that last fat guy got some big ass boobs......

  71. E.... R....

    I gained 20 kilos watching this video

  72. G.... ....

    Literally my fav song

  73. T.... F....

    Krono remix parody

  74. B.... J....

    MickyDees Has Da Mofuckin Lights on

  75. A.... M....

    Your weight is the like button.

  76. J.... ....

    Fuck this was kinda sad

  77. U.... S....

    god damn rucka I wasn't expecting the mc bin laden dancing over the 0:54

  78. M.... P....

    Fucking hell, YouTube, alright, I'll go to the gym... This is 3rd video this week about my weight :D

  79. Z.... L....

    When other ppl get fat from 1 cheeseburger but youre still a qtip that weighs literally 36kg

  80. s.... ....

    Reported for MOOBS

  81. T.... Z....

    Rucka is todays weird al.

  82. A.... B....

    Gay people can be broad too 😆

  83. a.... ....

    i didnt know that somebody did a song on my dad

  84. D.... C....

    A somg for all the fatty mcfat fats around.

  85. R.... T....

    This made me hungry.

  86. s.... 3....

    Sound of silence parody?

  87. F.... B....

    I feel personally attacked 😂

  88. D.... ....

    Do a Prodigy song cover

  89. E.... M....

    This fucking video made me hungrier and ruined the song for me. Thanks!

  90. c.... ....

    currently watching this while drinking a delicious Baha Blast™ from Taco Bell

  91. C.... S....

    I can easily relate to this song

  92. A.... S....

    School of Ruk 2 when?

  93. a.... ....

    reviewtechusa

  94. S.... M....

    I do need to lose some weight

  95. C.... B....

    lol mc bin laden is in this clip! as a brazilian i feel represented

  96. H.... M....

    well not reall im skinnier than them fat ass

  97. H.... M....

    next we need a burnin bridges by slaughter parodyp.s. this is me