Riverdale Cast - Candy Store Lyrics






[Cheryl:]
Are we gonna have a problem?
Did zombies eat your brain?
You've come so far
Why now are you yanking on my chain?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up, biatch!

[Veronica & Betty:]
I like!

[Cheryl:]
Looking hot
Buying stuff they cannot

[Veronica & Betty:]
I like!

[Cheryl:]
Drinking hard
Maxing dad's credit card

[Veronica & Betty:]
I like!

[Cheryl:]
Skipping gym
Scaring her
Screwing him

[Veronica & Betty:]
I like!

[Cheryl:]
Killer clothes
Kicking nerds in the nose!

If you lack the deuce
Go play duck duck goose
Let your mommy fix you ice-cream

[Veronica, Betty & Cheryl:]
Woah!

[Cheryl:]
Or come hang with me
And tonight we'll be
Dirty dancing with the football team

[Veronica, Betty & Cheryl:]
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!

Honey, whatcha waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

Guys fall
At your feet
Pay the check
Help you cheat
All you
Need to know
Some dead weight
Has to go
That freak's
Not your friend
I can tell in the end
If she
Had your shot
She would leave you to rot

'Course if you don't care
Fine! go braid her hair
Maybe sesame street is on
Woah!
Or forget the creep
And get in my jeep
Let's go tear up someone's lawn

[Toni:]
See, you don't have it
Watch this!

[Toni & Peaches:]
Honey, whatcha waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a doorknob anymore
Then step into my candy store

[Cheryl:]
You can join the team

[Toni:]
Or you can bitch and moan

[Cheryl:]
You can live the dream

[Toni:]
Or you can die alone

[Cheryl:]
You can fly with eagles
Or if you prefer
Keep on testing me

[Toni:]
And end up like her
Woah...
Honey, whatcha waiting for...

[Cheryl:]
Shut up Toni!
Step into my candy store
Time for you to prove
You're not a lame ass anymore

[Cheryl & Toni:]
Then step into my candy store
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy store





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  1. L.... A....

    I. I thought this wasn’t real and was a joke...

  2. C.... ....

    Me: Mom I want heathers
    Mom: We have Heathers at home
    Heathers at home:

  3. S.... S....

    Prove your not a doorknob? Ok they ruined this song for sure... ;-;

  4. J.... ....

    This pissed me off.

  5. K.... G....

    I hate everything about this.
    FRICK YOUR HIGH KICKS, YOU RUINED THE SONG!

  6. S.... S....

    For the love of holy sweet baby Jesus teach them not to change *half* the fricking lyrics the name change is fine but holy sweet honey sugared iced tea what the actual frick is this

  7. K.... G....

    I like the choreo here better than the original

  8. B.... ....

    So theyll curse at SOME parts of the song but take out the best parts smh..

  9. b.... f....

    0:03 my god you can just hear the auto tune it is so obvious

  10. F.... P....

    This is just plain bad

  11. i.... ....

    they messed up immediately

  12. B.... S....

    Cheryl:duck duck goose me a intellectual who is obsessed with heathers:🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😭

  13. O.... S....

    Is no one gonna talk about Cheryl getting the high note like wtffff 😍

  14. A.... B....

    That was the worst 2 minutes 12 seconds of my life

  15. Q.... ....

    Wtf is with those weird stock sound effects when they’re dancing?

  16. P.... V....

    Toni saying woah killed me...lol

  17. F.... L....

    This is so censored it sounds like kidz bop. Why did they censor loser but not bitch.

  18. K.... H....

    What kind cheap heathers knock of bootleg is this, they replaced half of the verses and don’t even include the “listen up biotch” but then continue changing the verses like it’s a Disney channel original sequel.

  19. J.... ....

    I... I hate it

  20. s.... a....

    i hate it.

  21. G.... W....

    Cheryl voice actually is good

  22. C.... E....

    Why oh why dear god did i look this up?

  23. H.... I....

    Ngl this made
    me really upset

  24. W.... ....

    1:53 and through out is the besttt

  25. T.... D....

    Oh my f-ing god. I get cutting it short but this. Oh my lord. Ruined it THE WHOLE THING.

  26. s.... d....

    Doorknob BITCH THE FUKKKKKK IM DEAD BY CRINGE

  27. G.... T....

    Its too slow for me to enjoy, and the lyrics, the choreo, the clothes, the lights, the voices... It was... Mehhhh.

  28. E.... M....

    It’s actually “SHUT UP HEATHER!”

  29. E.... M....

    It’s actually “SHUT UP HEATHER!”

  30. m.... D....

    I like the og

  31. P.... D....

    2:12 my fav part
    Cuz it's over

  32. M.... C....

    *"DoOr kNoB"*



    *ill just listen to the original one*

    **dead**

  33. �.... A....

    i prefer original, but i like the vocals!

  34. J.... S....

    Oh my goodness 😂😂

  35. L.... T....

    They probably changed the lyrics to fit the plot and not get copyrighted...? I dunno, I just saw people saying how big of a disappointment this was and had to see it for myself

  36. j.... a....

    The dancing is amazing but jeez... The autotune hurts my ears 😬😂

  37. f.... x....

    why isnt veronica playing veronica?

  38. l.... l....

    I'm going to see Heathers live because I refuse to form my opinion on it based on this trash lmao

  39. A.... P....

    Why does the beginning sound like that music for a baseball game for a Wii? 😂

  40. A.... a....

    W-what the fuck... Is this

  41. M.... L....

    big big big big big fan of riverdale I love riverdale.I can not wait until riverdale season 4.

  42. C.... ....

    I'm angry they didn't keep the high notes.

  43. O.... H....

    D-doorknob

  44. S.... M....

    this sounds like candy store if it was in kidz bop

  45. D.... C....

    It makes me uncomfortable how much they changed the lyrics in almost all the songs.

  46. G.... C....

    Heathers on crack:

  47. E.... A....

    This hurts.

  48. H.... K....

    Is it just me or is Toni's voice more calming then Cheryl's??



    Like:Toni
    Comment:Cheryl

  49. s.... h....

    Okay but like we all know this sucks but like

    Toni’s voice and dancing is 😭

  50. F.... L....

    Alright, not to be that bitch but like...first of all what the fuck happened to the harmonies? Second of all, who let Veronica be McNamara? Like huh?!

  51. K.... ....

    1:42 - Ouch...

  52. c.... d....

    good parody of HeaThers The Musical

  53. C.... ....

    This sounds like the kids bop version. I-

  54. K.... K....

    Your kidding..

  55. G.... K....

    The lip syncing is literally awful
    I mean 0:18

  56. l.... ....

    This is literally an abomination

  57. Z.... N....

    Why did we have to see her whole vagina when she did that high kick 💀

  58. G.... W....

    Oh god I need new eardrums

  59. T.... B....

    In this episode they put SWOOSH in every chance they got.
    Also what wrong with saying snack and loser instead of ice cream and d0oRnOb

  60. H.... o....

    The original song is better but you wanna know what’s the best? The original Heathers movie so anyone who hasn’t watched it. Go watch it now I’m pretty sure it’s on YouTube and Netflix for free. So please go watch it before you start thinking this trash beats it

  61. S.... M....

    What is this??? The Kids Bop version????

  62. w.... v....

    they ... uh.. tried... ig

  63. J.... u....

    This makes me want to bathe in rubbing alcohol

  64. S.... F....

    1:12
    Doorknob? Seriously!?

    Lmao.

  65. R.... L....

    This is a huge disgrace to Heathers

  66. A.... R....

    🤢🤮

  67. B.... X....

    I mean y’all said you wanted High school.....
    And this is the HighSchool Heathers Soundtrack

  68. A.... :....

    WHO IS PLAYING MY BABE MARTHA????????????????

  69. L.... A....

    Don't ruin this beautiful song...

  70. R.... ....

    Me: “Honey what you waiting for- SHUT UP HEA-TONI

  71. S.... T....

    Hey guys and welcome back to my YouTube how to channel! Today I’ll teach you how to ruin a musical in less than five minutes!

    S.... T....

    Thank you *OFF TO RUIN EVERY MUSICAL THAT WASN'T RUINED*

  72. N.... �....

    How can one be a doorknob? 😂

  73. M.... H....

    All I think is... CHONI

  74. I.... S....

    Fuck cheryl is so fucking hot

  75. I.... s....

    I feel bad, we had such high expectations after Heathers. I don’t think this is great, but it would get much less hate if we didn’t have such a great song to compare it to.

    I.... s....

    It’s still pretty terrible tho in my opinion

  76. K.... N....

    That's gross....

  77. D.... C....

    May I be one of the 100 thousand people to say.....






    *e w*

  78. y.... ....

    I’m cringing so hard cringe isn’t the even the right word to describe my feelings towards this

    This is terrible
    They had to ruin this song
    I’m gonna-
    I’m gonna go now

  79. C.... F....

    I'm a Heathers fan, and now I only want to die.

  80. a.... y....

    Riverdale ruined heathers... just facts.

  81. N.... �....

    Ok.. But like... Cheryl’s kick at the beginning was higher than my grades 😂

  82. B.... A....

    This was the best song in the Musicaaaal
    Even tho it was ruined by Riverdale

  83. �.... W....

    But aren't Cheryl and Toni-
    DID I MISS THIS EPISODE OR SOMETHING??-

  84. Y.... Y....

    PrOvE yOuRe NoT a DoOr KnOb AnYmOoooooRe

  85. O.... ....

    How to ruin a good song in 2 minutes

  86. R.... W....

    This should die .

  87. �.... �....

    Какая это серия?

  88. Z.... Z....

    Am I the only one that really liked it???

  89. e.... ....

    Prove you’re not a doorknob anymore 😂 okay sis

  90. C.... T....

    2:03

    *IS THIS ALLOWED! xD*

  91. C.... T....

    Pause at 1:42






    *M O O D*

  92. m.... ....

    Fun fact: this is the high schools edit
    yet they kept in bitch instead of changing it to ditch


    huh

  93. m.... c....

    as a heathers fan for 4 years, i’ve never heard anything more horrible. i started crying.

  94. S.... S....

    Ice cream and doorknob is something school musicals actually say-

  95. S.... B....

    They can’t say ‘balls’ but they can flash their underwear and almost grind on each other. Ok. 👌🏻

  96. a.... ....

    I thought Veronica was supposed to be playing Veronica Sawyer not Heather M?

  97. L.... H....

    Like why did they change snack to ice cream? There was literally no point in that, there wasn’t even a problem in rhyming for that line...