Riverdale Cast - Candy Store Lyrics
[Cheryl:]
Are we gonna have a problem?
Did zombies eat your brain?
You've come so far
Why now are you yanking on my chain?
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up, biatch!
[Veronica & Betty:]
I like!
[Cheryl:]
Looking hot
[Veronica & Betty:]
I like!
[Cheryl:]
Drinking hard
Maxing dad's credit card
[Veronica & Betty:]
I like!
[Cheryl:]
Skipping gym
Scaring her
Screwing him
[Veronica & Betty:]
I like!
[Cheryl:]
Killer clothes
Kicking nerds in the nose!
If you lack the deuce
Go play duck duck goose
Let your mommy fix you ice-cream
[Veronica, Betty & Cheryl:]
Woah!
[Cheryl:]
Or come hang with me
And tonight we'll be
Dirty dancing with the football team
[Veronica, Betty & Cheryl:]
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Honey, whatcha waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store
Guys fall
At your feet
Pay the check
Help you cheat
All you
Need to know
Some dead weight
Has to go
That freak's
Not your friend
I can tell in the end
If she
Had your shot
She would leave you to rot
'Course if you don't care
Fine! go braid her hair
Maybe sesame street is on
Woah!
Or forget the creep
And get in my jeep
Let's go tear up someone's lawn
[Toni:]
See, you don't have it
Watch this!
[Toni & Peaches:]
Honey, whatcha waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a doorknob anymore
Then step into my candy store
[Cheryl:]
You can join the team
[Toni:]
Or you can bitch and moan
[Cheryl:]
You can live the dream
[Toni:]
Or you can die alone
[Cheryl:]
You can fly with eagles
Or if you prefer
Keep on testing me
[Toni:]
And end up like her
Woah...
Honey, whatcha waiting for...
[Cheryl:]
Shut up Toni!
Step into my candy store
Time for you to prove
You're not a lame ass anymore
[Cheryl & Toni:]
Then step into my candy store
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy store
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Riverdale Cast Candy Store Comments
I. I thought this wasn’t real and was a joke...
Me: Mom I want heathers
Mom: We have Heathers at home
Heathers at home:
Prove your not a doorknob? Ok they ruined this song for sure... ;-;
This pissed me off.
I hate everything about this.
FRICK YOUR HIGH KICKS, YOU RUINED THE SONG!
For the love of holy sweet baby Jesus teach them not to change *half* the fricking lyrics the name change is fine but holy sweet honey sugared iced tea what the actual frick is this
I like the choreo here better than the original
So theyll curse at SOME parts of the song but take out the best parts smh..
0:03 my god you can just hear the auto tune it is so obvious
This is just plain bad
they messed up immediately
Cheryl:duck duck goose me a intellectual who is obsessed with heathers:🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😭
Is no one gonna talk about Cheryl getting the high note like wtffff 😍
That was the worst 2 minutes 12 seconds of my life
Wtf is with those weird stock sound effects when they’re dancing?
Toni saying woah killed me...lol
This is so censored it sounds like kidz bop. Why did they censor loser but not bitch.
What kind cheap heathers knock of bootleg is this, they replaced half of the verses and don’t even include the “listen up biotch” but then continue changing the verses like it’s a Disney channel original sequel.
I... I hate it
i hate it.
Cheryl voice actually is good
Why oh why dear god did i look this up?
Ngl this made
me really upset
1:53 and through out is the besttt
Oh my f-ing god. I get cutting it short but this. Oh my lord. Ruined it THE WHOLE THING.
Doorknob BITCH THE FUKKKKKK IM DEAD BY CRINGE
Its too slow for me to enjoy, and the lyrics, the choreo, the clothes, the lights, the voices... It was... Mehhhh.
It’s actually “SHUT UP HEATHER!”
It’s actually “SHUT UP HEATHER!”
I like the og
2:12 my fav part
Cuz it's over
*"DoOr kNoB"*
*ill just listen to the original one*
**dead**
i prefer original, but i like the vocals!
Oh my goodness 😂😂
They probably changed the lyrics to fit the plot and not get copyrighted...? I dunno, I just saw people saying how big of a disappointment this was and had to see it for myself
The dancing is amazing but jeez... The autotune hurts my ears 😬😂
why isnt veronica playing veronica?
I'm going to see Heathers live because I refuse to form my opinion on it based on this trash lmao
Why does the beginning sound like that music for a baseball game for a Wii? 😂
W-what the fuck... Is this
big big big big big fan of riverdale I love riverdale.I can not wait until riverdale season 4.
I'm angry they didn't keep the high notes.
D-doorknob
this sounds like candy store if it was in kidz bop
It makes me uncomfortable how much they changed the lyrics in almost all the songs.
Heathers on crack:
This hurts.
Is it just me or is Toni's voice more calming then Cheryl's??
Like:Toni
Comment:Cheryl
Okay but like we all know this sucks but like
Toni’s voice and dancing is 😭
Alright, not to be that bitch but like...first of all what the fuck happened to the harmonies? Second of all, who let Veronica be McNamara? Like huh?!
1:42 - Ouch...
good parody of HeaThers The Musical
This sounds like the kids bop version. I-
Your kidding..
The lip syncing is literally awful
I mean 0:18
This is literally an abomination
Why did we have to see her whole vagina when she did that high kick 💀
Oh god I need new eardrums
In this episode they put SWOOSH in every chance they got.
Also what wrong with saying snack and loser instead of ice cream and d0oRnOb
The original song is better but you wanna know what’s the best? The original Heathers movie so anyone who hasn’t watched it. Go watch it now I’m pretty sure it’s on YouTube and Netflix for free. So please go watch it before you start thinking this trash beats it
What is this??? The Kids Bop version????
they ... uh.. tried... ig
This makes me want to bathe in rubbing alcohol
1:12
Doorknob? Seriously!?
Lmao.
This is a huge disgrace to Heathers
🤢🤮
I mean y’all said you wanted High school.....
And this is the HighSchool Heathers Soundtrack
WHO IS PLAYING MY BABE MARTHA????????????????
Don't ruin this beautiful song...
Me: “Honey what you waiting for- SHUT UP HEA-TONI
Hey guys and welcome back to my YouTube how to channel! Today I’ll teach you how to ruin a musical in less than five minutes!
Thank you *OFF TO RUIN EVERY MUSICAL THAT WASN'T RUINED*
How can one be a doorknob? 😂
All I think is... CHONI
Fuck cheryl is so fucking hot
I feel bad, we had such high expectations after Heathers. I don’t think this is great, but it would get much less hate if we didn’t have such a great song to compare it to.
It’s still pretty terrible tho in my opinion
That's gross....
May I be one of the 100 thousand people to say.....
*e w*
I’m cringing so hard cringe isn’t the even the right word to describe my feelings towards this
This is terrible
They had to ruin this song
I’m gonna-
I’m gonna go now
I'm a Heathers fan, and now I only want to die.
Riverdale ruined heathers... just facts.
Ok.. But like... Cheryl’s kick at the beginning was higher than my grades 😂
This was the best song in the Musicaaaal
Even tho it was ruined by Riverdale
But aren't Cheryl and Toni-
DID I MISS THIS EPISODE OR SOMETHING??-
PrOvE yOuRe NoT a DoOr KnOb AnYmOoooooRe
How to ruin a good song in 2 minutes
This should die .
Какая это серия?
Am I the only one that really liked it???
Prove you’re not a doorknob anymore 😂 okay sis
2:03
*IS THIS ALLOWED! xD*
Pause at 1:42
*M O O D*
Fun fact: this is the high schools edit
yet they kept in bitch instead of changing it to ditch
huh
as a heathers fan for 4 years, i’ve never heard anything more horrible. i started crying.
Ice cream and doorknob is something school musicals actually say-
They can’t say ‘balls’ but they can flash their underwear and almost grind on each other. Ok. 👌🏻
I thought Veronica was supposed to be playing Veronica Sawyer not Heather M?
Like why did they change snack to ice cream? There was literally no point in that, there wasn’t even a problem in rhyming for that line...