Rhett & Link - Tongue Of The Cobra Lyrics
[Link:] Can you taste it? That's not enough you've got to place it
[Rhett:] Is that an onion or a leek?
[Link:] Wake the pink snake, sleeping in your mouth cave
[Rhett:] It's flavor that it seeks
[Link:] Let your taste bud blossom like an orchid
[Link:] Don't let it dry out, refresh it inside your mouth
[Rhett:] Or just lap up some gravy
[Both:] The tongue of the cobra, it don't take no for an answer
[Rhett:] It's twirling like a dancer
[Both:] The tongue of the cobra will never roll over and quit
[Rhett:] No!
[Both:] 'Cause it does the licking it never gets licked
[Link:] Blind your sight holes, plug up both your nostrils
[Link:] Whip out your taste worm, just let it go and watch it squirm
[Rhett:] Jab it in a cruller
[Both:] The tongue of the cobra must meet its quota of flavor
[Rhett:] But it doesn't need your favors
[Both:] The tongue of the cobra, got the power of Oprah times two
It's the strongest of muscles, second only to glutes
The tongue of the cobra
[Rhett:] Whip it out!
[Both:] The tongue of the cobra
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Rhett & Link Tongue Of The Cobra Comments
It’d be awesome if they performed this live during their shows
i've never had youtube red so this mv is extremely questionable
One of my fav gmm music videos
Wtf am I watching.
This should have 1 billion views. Better than original
The song touched me spiritually
I was just thinking to myself....
"Oh I haven't seen Buddy System yet. I need to watch it."
Sees this episode of GMM and immediately changes mind. This whole music video was so disturbing.
When Link was going at that, what was it a toaster strudel?, was that a how too please your women or what!? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
shawty what that mouf do
this song is actually fire and rhett and link need to make another song like this. they have amazing vocals
I'm really entertained but also uncomfortable 😂😬👍
I’m getting In the 80s vibes from this song/music video
my favorite part of season 2....
*Montage*
This is legit a good ass song
thank you link
My friend sent me this... well um 😐... what did I just watch?
Why is this song so extremely catchy? I mean it’s weird as heck but. Lol
CHUNK!! 🤘😆🤘
Rhett could totally be in a 1970's hairmetal band.
Yeah I know this is based on 80s music, but does anyone know which song specifically? It sounds really good at 0:45. Like to hear the original inspiration.
Eye of the tiger by Survivor
I loved this song..... then I saw this video, I feel like I should go take a shower :|
This song doesn’t get enough love 😂
no context required
I know it’s meant to be uncomfortable, but this song is so damn good! I love a lot of things that Rhett and Link do, but this song is by far my favourite!
They look good with that makeup on 😂😂😂😂
Lol everthing in this made me uncomfortable.
Eye of the tiger?
Y’all what’s the song at the end that says you and I we were designed?
I have way too much of an insight to links um... Abilities.. than I expected to
This made me so uncomfortable but laugh too
I did like this song before a bunch of women commented on "link has a lucky wife" and ruined it for me. Still a great song.
I feel uncomfortable while watching this video... yet it's a catchy song
My most favorite song from season 2 of buddy system.
Chunk finally made a song!
I wish this song was longer. They did such a good job on it. lol
Sooooo Goood!
this rip off of the eye of the tiger is amazing
That last note though! 😭👌🧡
This video creeps me out. I can't watch it all. LOL!
This is so sexual..
Omg I love it
What kind of bizarre porno is this?
Next is Greed. The creed parody
came to this 7 times in 1 hour
DONT PRESS READ MORE!!!!
told u so
????????????????????????????????.
Why was this so amazing
It's times like this when I realize just how incredibly musically talented Rhett is. His voice is really beautiful.
that was wrong on so many levels. my eyes.. my poor, poor eyes.
I honestly think this might be my new favorite song. <3 <3 <3
This literally has to be the most uncomfortable video I think I’ve ever seen, specially when the glory hole comes in
Perfection
My face is stuck in this expression of shock.
What even is this video?
The death of me. That's what this video is. Who's idea?!
Um
Um
I uh
My uterus seems to have exploded.
The Number #1 song of 2017 in my books!
This sounds kind of like eye of the tiger
W H I P I T O U T
Seeing this video without context is very concerning
I’m sad I can’t get Youtube red in Canada 😭
Dang, I didn't know good mythical morning could be so sexual!
WHY ARE THEIR SONGS SO UNDERRATED
Woha, I never realized Link's tongue is so ... magnificent!
Are we going to talk about the glory hole
who trained Chunk? Cuz they definitely evolved
Its catchy love it
He licked Rhett's banana!!! 🍌 👅
This song is my jam.
If u watch one of their songs called “In the 80s” Link got most of the lines just like in this one! Nice throw back for me tho.
Parody of eye of the tiger?
We definitely need an extended version of this.
This looked sexual to me XD
No just no
I was a little uncomfortable watching this for some reason
anyone getting a rocky vibe from the song
Rhett you're high notes are so good😃😃😃
I feel like this video got demonetized lol
That's a good look for Rhett... LOL
You guys need to do more of these 80s power ballads
Another 80’s song. Yessssssssssssss
You know what... Link isn’t that bad at singing
I already felt very uncomfortable with this part of buddy system, and now I’m watching it again just because it’s part of a GMM episode
This is what life is about.
I love songs from the 80s and 90s
Best song worst visuals
What did I just watch with my own two eyes? 😂
Rhett’s vocals 😂❤️👍
eye of the tiger - tounge of the cobra, just plain fantastic
The end of Buddy System literally made me cry twice. It's SO WORTH getting YouTube Red just for these two.
BUT IT DOESNT NEED CHA FAVOR!!!
80s vibe
reminds me of a clean steel panther lmao
Eye of the tiger
I wouldn't be surprised if this was demonetized lmao
Eww so gross lol
Please do more songs in those characters, everyone loves 80’s tunage
Rhett and Link have beautiful voices
Do and album of classics rock that will be great
Who else became extremely aware of their tongue during this?