Rhett & Link - The Cat's 9 Lives Song Lyrics






Looking down from Heaven,
I see my flat carcass in front of 7/11.
Wish I could say it was the first time,
But I'm a cat. So in terms of life, she's had nine.

The first time I died, as I remember,
I landed on my feet, but it was into a blender.
Next life, my Fancy Feast cans had somethin' in them.
That really fancy thing was botulism.

Took life three easy, nappin' on some jeans.
The problem was the jeans were in a washing machine.

Don't feel sorry for me.
I've had nine times a life that you could ever dream.

Life four
I became a pillow on Pinterest.
Life five
I died from sheer disinterest.
Life six
I had the urge to feel lava on my whiskers.
Life seven
Chased a bird into a wood chipper.
Life eight
Donated my guts for tennis rackets.
But it turns out they don't even use cat guts!
Can you put that in brackets?
We'll add it in post!

I hope this song wasn't a drag,
I just had to let this cat out of the bag!





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  1. i.... o....

    Link's delayed laugh. I love it!!!

  2. M.... ....

    Clan cat leaders after they use their nine lives:

  3. R.... W....

    Omg glad I remembered this

  4. J.... E....

    *If it's cat heaven, then why is the sign written in blood?*

  5. C.... L....

    9 lives






    There was eight

    C.... L....

    The 9th life was her getting run over at 711 lol

  6. t.... i....

    DUDE THIS WAS A MY CHILDHOOD I LOVE IT

  7. D.... 1....

    Does any one else like dogs more but still really enjoy this

  8. G.... A....

    its STARCLAN!

  9. D.... M....

    0:39 uwu

  10. M.... G....

    omfgggggggg i love thissss

  11. A.... _....

    I just watched this for the first time in years and I still love it

  12. E.... m....

    Heard this fours years ago came back still love it

  13. P.... B....

    I haven't heard this in 4 YEARSSSSSSSSS!!!!! I missed it so much wow <3

  14. J.... M....

    -pizza- Nostalgia time!

  15. F.... i....

    Ah I missed this

  16. W.... B....

    I used to listen to this all the time-

  17. C.... ....

    I wanna make an oc parody of this song hold on

  18. E.... C....

    Noooooooooooo what about my cat and other cat's noooooooooooo 😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕👀😢🐱🙀

  19. T.... S....

    This is purfect

  20. Z.... B....

    Where’s its whiskers before

  21. s.... p....

    1:20 rhett is beautiful

  22. F.... ....

    Hope they return this series in GMM.

  23. r.... p....

    Wow hannah is a really good singer

  24. I.... I....

    This is so cute the animation and ur voices there amazing

  25. T.... ....

    "Chased a bird into a woodchopper, Life 8-"

    Me: YoUR lAsT cHancE tO neGOtIaTE, SenD iN yoUr SecOndS sEe iF thEY cAn SeT tHe rEcOrD sTRaiGht

    ...






    Me: *_Wait no_*

  26. K.... H....

    Life 5 is when I watched Thor the dark world

  27. i.... ....

    This is the best song biscuits ever

  28. A.... B....

    This was the first video I ever liked
    AND THE FIRST OF 333 LIKED VIDEOS

  29. E.... s....

    I forgot these existed for while there

  30. T.... ....

    "Chased a bird into a woodchopper, Life 8-"

    Me: YoUR lAsT cHancE tO neGOtIaTE, SenD iN yoUr SecOndS sEe iF thEY cAn SeT tHe rEcOrD sTRaiGht

    ...






    Me: *_Wait no_*

  31. V.... P....

    1:03 deadpool 2

  32. M.... W....

    The ending LOL 😆

  33. T.... T....

    Hannah: "Wow, you guys really put life on paws." *smirks*
    . . .






    Link :. . . ah ha ha!

  34. J.... B....

    2
    0
    1
    9
    ?

  35. M.... 1....

    Who else keeps coming back to this even after 4 years!

  36. S.... T....

    I love this song

  37. g.... u....

    Song biscuits

  38. t.... 2....

    You only did 8 livs

    t.... 2....

    No she did all nine.

  39. S.... ....

    I watch this 5 years ago and I still remember lyrics...

  40. R.... F....

    I just noticed 3 years later, that this was posted on my birthday

  41. Y.... I....

    LINX IS SO CUTE AT 1:42

  42. E.... S....

    1:22
    Rhett’s face is too cute!

  43. A.... C....

    IN COLLABORATION WITH FREDERATOR!?!?!?!?
    that shows up in the credits of adventure time
    * dies *

  44. A.... C....

    so sad
    i remember when my cousin showed me this ._.

  45. u.... m....

    2019 ANYONE? WJAJWIOSISKW

  46. S.... O....

    Im still adicted to this song.. 2019..

  47. N.... ....

    1:43 is the cutest Link cat and the 1:49 Link cat laugh is darling

  48. S.... C....

    In life 1 she landed in the blender but it wasn’t on and then her owner would know and take her out before she turns it on.

  49. M.... A....

    HOW IS THIS NOT FAMOUS

  50. T.... L....

    *Nostalgia*

  51. T.... A....

    My childhood

  52. V.... R....

    **BA DUM TSHH**

  53. A.... O....

    I remember not getting anything but the cats were dead.

  54. R.... T....

    I still laugh at the little joke at the end

  55. U.... S....

    I haven’t seen this vid in about a 2 years a i remover every word❤️

  56. A.... u....

    2019 anyone? owo

  57. I.... a....

    0:57 when I don’t know what to watch or play

  58. M.... 1....

    I remember watching this video like 3 years ago

  59. J.... D....

    This is a great song why did you or stop making them

  60. I.... L....

    1:47 Rhett looks like the angriest cat on earth well in heaven lol

  61. I.... L....

    They only had 8 lives

  62. P.... K....

    cats die by the terribly extreme fear of cucumbers.

  63. T.... S....

    1:47 Rhett looks so weird

  64. S.... s....

    WHOAH I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WAS GM

  65. A.... V....

    The end lmaoo

  66. j.... l....

    Who misses GMM songs??

  67. A.... J....

    🐈☠

  68. C.... G....

    whyd they stop song bicuits?

  69. L.... I....

    Just realized that “cat heaven” is written in blood lol

  70. A.... A....

    1:46 Rhett's face killed me 😂😂😂

  71. L.... D....

    What happened in life 9?

  72. S.... C....

    p-panoots?

  73. S.... R....

    Rhett and link are in this

  74. c.... c....

    well technally cats dont hAVE BEARDS, DO THEY?

  75. K.... R....

    It's my birth-day!

  76. X.... O....

    0:42 Me hanging to the back of the car because I don't want to go to school

  77. L.... C....

    wait, when will they make one about that flightless bird song

  78. H.... ....

    Rhett and Link would be great voice actors!

  79. V.... H....

    i like how they are the only ones there

  80. 1.... ....

    Rip cats I am a cat person but still Rip cats :( 😭😔☔😞😥💔

  81. T.... S....

    No cats were harmed in the making of this video JK she was

  82. M.... ....

    I woke up from a dead sleep because I just remembered this

  83. F.... J....

    *Barks*

  84. E.... S....

    What about the 9 life you only went to 8 life

  85. x.... ....

    The animation is on the flick.

  86. P.... B....

    Wow lmai

  87. R.... W....

    The ending though

  88. C.... C....

    Its weird to turn a cat into a pillow

  89. K.... W....

    I just had to let this cat, out of the bag!



    As her body goes into a bag

  90. N.... L....

    You should make a eat biscuit about ice cream left outside

  91. J.... D....

    The female cat is attractive 😂😂😂 beautiful voice.

  92. J.... H....

    What was the ninth live

    J.... H....

    in front of the 711

  93. M.... M....

    PUNS!!!