Rhett & Link - Clown Shark Lyrics
Ever since I was a boy
I've been afraid of clowns
Their horrifying faces
Never failed to bring me down
The only thing more scary
I couldn't touch a swimming pool
'Til I was twenty three
Still every night I thank
Each of the stars up in the sky
There's no such thing as clown sharks
Out there to make me cry
A world without that nightmare
Is a world where I can be
Happy and relaxed
In an endless state of peace
Clown shark!
I'm real
I'm here
I'm worse than you feared
I can juggle five balls
And then swallow a deer
I'm coming for you from the hell depths beneath
I've got pancake makeup
And razor-sharp teeth
I use big clown shoes
To chase you on land
I crush cars with my jaws
And my giant fun hands
Oh no, please tell me that this is a trick
Do I look like I'm joking?
Just pray you die quick
Did that really just happen?
It couldn't have been real
No creature's ever wanted to
Honk horns then eat a seal
There's no such thing as clown sharks
And those are just the facts
I'm calming down inside
And I can finally relax
Clown shark!
I'm scarier than ever
It's time for you to panic
My rainbow wig
Makes me more aerodynamic
I got big floppy pants
And black eyes in my head
Here's a funny balloon
Shaped like you being dead
I use my sense of smell
To locate you in the park
Then I drove here in a Miata
Filled with fifteen other sharks
My jolly red nose
Is smelling blood in the water
So step right up for
A feeding frenzy
Circus of slaughter!
Oh thank goodness, it was only
Cloooown shark!
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Rhett & Link Clown Shark Comments
Top 10 Rappers Eminem was too scared to diss
Now that explains why I'm scared of what's in the dark that I cannot see.
Clown sharks.
The clown sharks singing reminds me of ICP (insane clown posse)
He can run or stay put, but whatever he does...
A WHALE IS GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!
Rhett as a hippie and his voice 😍
Omg Rhett become a hippy please 🥺😩😍
I'm confused 🤔
This song looks unreal
I slept with one clown shark and now they all avoid me and they never call me back you lucky bastards have them chasing you
Rhett should stay a hippie! lol
2019 anyone ??
The Thumbnail Scared me the most😂
Christmas eve day... this is how my 16 year old woke up my 14 year old while recruiting the 12 year old to scream CLOWN SHARK!!!! Thank you Rhett and Link!!! Oh wait. Status report from 16 and 12 year olds... she's still not up. Time for mommy to fire up the chain saw.
I used to be so scared of this video lmaoo
Hi John Lennon
omg I used to be so scared of dis vid lmao
What the F did I just watch?
The Evil side of Link is Clown Shark... still one of my favorite songs of R&L ❤️
Tbh i miss this
Link deserves an award for this performance.
Anyone here from 2019 and remember when Rhett and Link and GMM were two different accounts?
Rhett Lennon
PENNYWISE *WHO?????*
When this came out I didn't realise.... Link is totally doing a Fred Durst type nu metal impression here. That makes it even more hilarious.
All rise for the national anthem
Clownfish
Sounds like Sam Winchester
John Lennon is that u?
Danny really did a wonder with this one
(super late)
It 3 be like
I'm going full screen. 1 Like=1 Prayer
Clown shark is a long lost member of the beastie boys
Presenting Link the Juggalo.
Every time it shows a view of the actual shark costume like at 2:00 I always crack up
Rhett can rock the hippie outfit 😂
therapist: clown sharks aren’t a thing, they can’t hurt you
clown sharks:
CLOOOWWWWN SHARK!
therapist: clown sharks dont exist they cant hurt you
clown sharks: 1:00
Me: Nothing can scare me!
...
Penny wise: Hold my bloody kids hand
Crap... I missed this for Halloween. Watching it two days late. There's always next year. Someone will figure it out.
Rhett suits long hair
oh, dan.
I can't believe Dan helped write this.
Just rub some bacon on it
Anyone else here from game grumps?
I think therefore I am here bc of Game Grumps
yo Dan Avidan wrote this song sickkkk (here from the game grumps)
Happy Halloween everybody!
anyone here from the game grumps playthrough of man of medan lol
Dan avidan Wrote this SONG!?
Wow Dan helped write this!!!
I can't believe I've only just now learned this was co-written by NSP. Yesterday I couldn't stop thinking of this song and I thought, how funny that they both had the idea of clown sharks, and then today Dan just drops, "Oh yeah, I totally forgot I helped Rhett and Link with a song about this very thing." My mind is blown!!
Who's here from ghoul grumps
Dan from NSP didn't mention how scary this is! D;
Finding out after years that Danny wrote this makes it even better than it already was
I never knew this song was co written by nsp...hello grumps fans!
I had no idea this was co written by NSP no wonder I love it so much
so dan from game grumps wrote this song?
Found out that Danny wrote this song and that only makes it better
@Magnus Nord A figure that one third of humanity invented in their dreams, and exists only upon the smallest cookie in the northwest section of the largest grocery store in the milky way.
@Magnus Nord _Or_ one half of Game Grumps.
@existenceisrelative Thank you
Wait. Sexbang, danny?
Don't forget Ninja Brian.
So Danny mentioned this video on todays GG episode, I had somehow never seen it so thanks Danny. What a gem.
thank you Man of Medan, I found gold.
So Dan wrote this song... ok I believe it
Doctor: clown shark doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you
Clown shark:
I’m just saying, I wouldn’t be mad if Rhett dressed like that during GMM everyday
Woah is that John Lennon
But there are such thing as a clown fish
Who else thought that sounded like a rage against the machine song
This video used to scare me when I was younger 😂😂
“An endless state of happiness”
Clown shark: imma end this mans whole career
CLOWN SHARK!!!
Link was really scary at the end😰🤣
It (2017)
Underrated song imo.
wait how did i only found this now......
I’m sorry what
Who else came here after watching IT?
It's 2019, just came back to visit memory lane.......
Links part sounded like ICP I swear 😂🤣
I was 7 when this came out and it used to give me nightmares, its only now, roughly 7 years later that I realise, its just Link in a shark suit.
CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!! XD
Yo just rub some bacon on shark clown
I've having nightmares 100% 😂
This Shark would ripped that baby shark song in half
I watched this at night and now I have nightmares
I'm actually scared
wow IT 3 looks great
Link sounds like the beastie boys
When I watched this as a kid, i was scared that i could barely move that time and i could barely breathe because I have asthma, it's my fault watching this😂 but now that im a teen, I laugh so hard when Link screams and im relaxed when Rhett was singing
The heck Link if you were featured in IT you would be scarier than original :D and that voice... just as you imagine clown-shark :D
The beastie boys got weird
Me: clicks on video, hears acoustic guitar.
“Finally, a normal Rhett and Link music video!”
5 Seconds Later:
“CLOOOOOWNNNNN SHHARRRKKK!!!!”
Rhejohn McLennon
“Clown shark isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.”
When i was like 8, this was the scariest thing on the internet for me.
A clown shark started chasing me, but it’s still okay cause i’m on vacation
Link is actually scaring me
2019 and i still love these creators
were you guys okay in 2013?
This dudes on acid
Therapist: don't worry, Clown Shark isn't real, it can't hurt.
Clown Shark: 1:56
A clown shark was chasing me and asked are you gonna eat that, but I rubbed some bacon on it and it was okay because I was on vacation
I was three and I did not know how to use a computer so I was terrified