Rhett & Link - Clown Shark Lyrics






Ever since I was a boy
I've been afraid of clowns
Their horrifying faces
Never failed to bring me down
The only thing more scary
Are sharks deep in the sea
I couldn't touch a swimming pool
'Til I was twenty three
Still every night I thank
Each of the stars up in the sky
There's no such thing as clown sharks
Out there to make me cry
A world without that nightmare
Is a world where I can be
Happy and relaxed
In an endless state of peace

Clown shark!
I'm real
I'm here
I'm worse than you feared
I can juggle five balls
And then swallow a deer
I'm coming for you from the hell depths beneath
I've got pancake makeup
And razor-sharp teeth
I use big clown shoes
To chase you on land
I crush cars with my jaws
And my giant fun hands

Oh no, please tell me that this is a trick

Do I look like I'm joking?
Just pray you die quick

Did that really just happen?
It couldn't have been real
No creature's ever wanted to
Honk horns then eat a seal
There's no such thing as clown sharks
And those are just the facts
I'm calming down inside
And I can finally relax

Clown shark!
I'm scarier than ever
It's time for you to panic
My rainbow wig
Makes me more aerodynamic
I got big floppy pants
And black eyes in my head
Here's a funny balloon
Shaped like you being dead
I use my sense of smell
To locate you in the park
Then I drove here in a Miata
Filled with fifteen other sharks
My jolly red nose
Is smelling blood in the water
So step right up for
A feeding frenzy
Circus of slaughter!

Oh thank goodness, it was only
Cloooown shark!





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  1. s.... ....

    Top 10 Rappers Eminem was too scared to diss

  2. M.... L....

    Now that explains why I'm scared of what's in the dark that I cannot see.
    Clown sharks.

  3. j.... j....

    The clown sharks singing reminds me of ICP (insane clown posse)

  4. I.... T....

    He can run or stay put, but whatever he does...



    A WHALE IS GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!

  5. K.... W....

    Rhett as a hippie and his voice 😍

  6. {.... M....

    Omg Rhett become a hippy please 🥺😩😍

  7. L.... P....

    I'm confused 🤔

  8. T.... ....

    This song looks unreal

  9. X.... E....

    I slept with one clown shark and now they all avoid me and they never call me back you lucky bastards have them chasing you

  10. i.... o....

    Rhett should stay a hippie! lol

  11. A.... S....

    2019 anyone ??

  12. R.... F....

    The Thumbnail Scared me the most😂

  13. E.... J....

    Christmas eve day... this is how my 16 year old woke up my 14 year old while recruiting the 12 year old to scream CLOWN SHARK!!!! Thank you Rhett and Link!!! Oh wait. Status report from 16 and 12 year olds... she's still not up. Time for mommy to fire up the chain saw.

  14. C.... ....

    I used to be so scared of this video lmaoo

  15. S.... B....

    Hi John Lennon

  16. R.... G....

    omg I used to be so scared of dis vid lmao

  17. j.... ....

    What the F did I just watch?

  18. B.... G....

    The Evil side of Link is Clown Shark... still one of my favorite songs of R&L ❤️

  19. E.... ....

    Tbh i miss this

  20. T.... B....

    Link deserves an award for this performance.

  21. H.... G....

    Anyone here from 2019 and remember when Rhett and Link and GMM were two different accounts?

  22. P.... P....

    Rhett Lennon

  23. I.... F....

    PENNYWISE *WHO?????*

  24. J.... ....

    When this came out I didn't realise.... Link is totally doing a Fred Durst type nu metal impression here. That makes it even more hilarious.

  25. N.... ....

    All rise for the national anthem

  26. E.... A....

    Clownfish

  27. K.... T....

    Sounds like Sam Winchester

  28. B.... B....

    John Lennon is that u?

  29. H.... ....

    Danny really did a wonder with this one

  30. N.... S....

    (super late)

    It 3 be like

  31. R.... E....

    I'm going full screen. 1 Like=1 Prayer

  32. M.... ....

    Clown shark is a long lost member of the beastie boys

  33. l.... G....

    Presenting Link the Juggalo.

  34. S.... ....

    Every time it shows a view of the actual shark costume like at 2:00 I always crack up

  35. H.... T....

    Rhett can rock the hippie outfit 😂

  36. d.... :....

    therapist: clown sharks aren’t a thing, they can’t hurt you

    clown sharks:

    d.... :....

    CLOOOWWWWN SHARK!

  37. a.... ....

    therapist: clown sharks dont exist they cant hurt you

    clown sharks: 1:00

  38. R.... W....

    Me: Nothing can scare me!


    ...

    Penny wise: Hold my bloody kids hand

  39. W.... R....

    Crap... I missed this for Halloween. Watching it two days late. There's always next year. Someone will figure it out.

  40. A.... B....

    Rhett suits long hair

  41. j.... ....

    oh, dan.

  42. A.... ....

    I can't believe Dan helped write this.

  43. L.... ....

    Just rub some bacon on it

  44. K.... S....

    Anyone else here from game grumps?

    K.... S....

    I think therefore I am here bc of Game Grumps

  45. p.... c....

    yo Dan Avidan wrote this song sickkkk (here from the game grumps)

  46. E.... D....

    Happy Halloween everybody!

  47. S.... O....

    anyone here from the game grumps playthrough of man of medan lol

  48. A.... s....

    Dan avidan Wrote this SONG!?

  49. B.... ....

    Wow Dan helped write this!!!

  50. E.... G....

    I can't believe I've only just now learned this was co-written by NSP. Yesterday I couldn't stop thinking of this song and I thought, how funny that they both had the idea of clown sharks, and then today Dan just drops, "Oh yeah, I totally forgot I helped Rhett and Link with a song about this very thing." My mind is blown!!

  51. J.... H....

    Who's here from ghoul grumps

  52. T.... ....

    Dan from NSP didn't mention how scary this is! D;

  53. B.... J....

    Finding out after years that Danny wrote this makes it even better than it already was

  54. P.... p....

    I never knew this song was co written by nsp...hello grumps fans!

  55. B.... L....

    I had no idea this was co written by NSP no wonder I love it so much

  56. j.... ....

    so dan from game grumps wrote this song?

  57. P.... ....

    Found out that Danny wrote this song and that only makes it better

    P.... ....

    @Magnus Nord A figure that one third of humanity invented in their dreams, and exists only upon the smallest cookie in the northwest section of the largest grocery store in the milky way.

    P.... ....

    @Magnus Nord _Or_ one half of Game Grumps.

    P.... ....

    @existenceisrelative Thank you

    P.... ....

    Wait. Sexbang, danny?

    P.... ....

    Don't forget Ninja Brian.

  58. A.... N....

    So Danny mentioned this video on todays GG episode, I had somehow never seen it so thanks Danny. What a gem.

  59. b.... ....

    thank you Man of Medan, I found gold.

  60. N.... ....

    So Dan wrote this song... ok I believe it

  61. D.... r....

    Doctor: clown shark doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you

    Clown shark:

  62. M.... P....

    I’m just saying, I wouldn’t be mad if Rhett dressed like that during GMM everyday

  63. M.... F....

    Woah is that John Lennon

  64. O.... P....

    But there are such thing as a clown fish

  65. A.... L....

    Who else thought that sounded like a rage against the machine song

  66. E.... R....

    This video used to scare me when I was younger 😂😂

  67. F.... a....

    “An endless state of happiness”




    Clown shark: imma end this mans whole career

  68. M.... B....

    CLOWN SHARK!!!

    Link was really scary at the end😰🤣

  69. S.... O....

    It (2017)

  70. J.... ....

    Underrated song imo.

  71. T.... ....

    wait how did i only found this now......

  72. R.... ....

    I’m sorry what

  73. S.... E....

    Who else came here after watching IT?

  74. N.... B....

    It's 2019, just came back to visit memory lane.......

  75. B.... B....

    Links part sounded like ICP I swear 😂🤣

  76. E.... ....

    I was 7 when this came out and it used to give me nightmares, its only now, roughly 7 years later that I realise, its just Link in a shark suit.

  77. D.... D....

    CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!! XD

  78. b.... t....

    Yo just rub some bacon on shark clown

  79. C.... W....

    I've having nightmares 100% 😂

  80. W.... L....

    This Shark would ripped that baby shark song in half

  81. s.... l....

    I watched this at night and now I have nightmares

  82. J.... ....

    I'm actually scared

  83. M.... ....

    wow IT 3 looks great

  84. L.... ....

    Link sounds like the beastie boys

  85. T.... A....

    When I watched this as a kid, i was scared that i could barely move that time and i could barely breathe because I have asthma, it's my fault watching this😂 but now that im a teen, I laugh so hard when Link screams and im relaxed when Rhett was singing

  86. N.... L....

    The heck Link if you were featured in IT you would be scarier than original :D and that voice... just as you imagine clown-shark :D

  87. D.... M....

    The beastie boys got weird

  88. P.... ....

    Me: clicks on video, hears acoustic guitar.

    “Finally, a normal Rhett and Link music video!”

    5 Seconds Later:

    “CLOOOOOWNNNNN SHHARRRKKK!!!!”

  89. N.... A....

    Rhejohn McLennon

  90. P.... ....

    “Clown shark isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.”

  91. T.... P....

    When i was like 8, this was the scariest thing on the internet for me.

  92. P.... ....

    A clown shark started chasing me, but it’s still okay cause i’m on vacation

  93. P.... ....

    Link is actually scaring me

  94. C.... B....

    2019 and i still love these creators

  95. s.... ....

    were you guys okay in 2013?

  96. R.... C....

    This dudes on acid

  97. M.... Z....

    Therapist: don't worry, Clown Shark isn't real, it can't hurt.
    Clown Shark: 1:56

  98. N.... D....

    A clown shark was chasing me and asked are you gonna eat that, but I rubbed some bacon on it and it was okay because I was on vacation

  99. L.... L....

    I was three and I did not know how to use a computer so I was terrified