Rhett & Link - Christmas Booty Song Lyrics






He's got a booty
Huh?
It's a regular booty
She's got a booty
Yeah?
You see that every other mother-fruitcakin' day
He's got a booty
Yep, right there
Hi
She's got a booty
Uh-huh
After awhile they all start to look the same

Take your booty and Christmasify it
So jolly you can't deny it
Holiday spirit is flowin' through me
Coming right out of my Christmas booty

Ironic sweaters are so last week
All I want for Christmas is my two back cheeks

Look at her
I'm like whaaaat?
Is that girl working a Jinglebutt?
She deserves a standing ovation
Let's just give her... a donation

Um
What do we have here?
It's Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rein-rear
Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide that booty tonight?

I've got a feeling I've never felt
She's got an elf on a booty shelf
Oh holy night
Oh my heavens
I hope he doesn't fall in that crevice

I didn't think he was my type
But I like cheastbutts and I cannot lie
Fa la la la la, what a surprise
He's cracking a nut with his backside

Grab your booty and come get with this
Want to wish you a Gluteus Christmas
These ugly sweaters no longer move me
Better start shaking that Christmas booty
Take your booty and Hanukkah-ize it
Don't knock a kosher booty 'til you tried it
Eight presents ain't quite enough to soothe me
Give me that 9th gift... Hanukkah booty

Twerk the halls with boughs of hiney
Kwanzaa is happening right behind me
St. Nick ain't as thick as yours truly
Let me back up my
Kwanzaa booty

Take your booty and Christmasify it
So jolly you can't deny it
There's no choice, it's you holiday duty
Time to unleash that Christmas booty





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  1. M.... ....

    anyone watching this 2019 christmas? 😂 i had to

  2. M.... J....

    This is the only Christmas song I want

  3. T.... S....

    There's no way I can watch this and not smile.

  4. T.... D....

    mother-fruitcakin

  5. D.... D....

    Not gonna lie..... This slaps... No pun intended...

  6. P.... U....

    hopefully we get one this year because they seem to be every other mother fruitcaking year? 👀

  7. M.... ....

    this is low key fire XD

  8. 1.... ....

    The negative comments on this video are so odd. Do you live in a bubble?

  9. A.... L....

    It's literally the same cast as the 2012 one. . . . .

  10. S.... G....

    This is awesome! Good work guys!

  11. L.... m....

    classic lol

  12. 2.... Z....

    Booty song for every holiday. Dont like this if you'd like to see it.

  13. J.... N....

    this is still so great

  14. T.... D....

    Aka the only Christmas song I’ll sing

  15. W.... V....

    1:38 was that destorm

  16. A.... A....

    PLEASE do this in 2019... CHRISMAS TORSO

    A.... A....

    Or Christmas Socks! Or Christmas Hands...

  17. k.... ....

    Christmas booty!

  18. �.... �....

    It’s back

  19. A.... H....

    OH MY GOSH SO MANY MEMORIES
    by the way I love how Hannah started on the ground because that’s how the last one ended. I like to think she’s just been laying there for years waiting for this opportunity

  20. S.... M....

    Remember when they used the rhett and link channel and didn’t try to hop on trends and make it obvious

  21. M.... j....

    The best song in the world until *Link eats that nut with his mouth open*

  22. J.... H....

    ... Why the dislikes though? And so few views?
    This is amazing!!

  23. T.... ....

    (monetized)

  24. D.... �....

    Kim Kardashian who? We don’t know her

  25. J.... S....

    This is a song that creeps will sing out in public.....

  26. J.... ....

    link puts a lot of nuts near his butt?

  27. S.... #....

    Why did the smoker barbers cigarettes get replaced by a pen

  28. x.... ....

    You need to do another place for Christmas parts.

  29. J.... L....

    Better than the nipple rudolph sweater

  30. P.... t....

    He's been lying there since the Christmas face video apparently

  31. W.... ....

    Ok but this actually slaps

  32. S.... M....

    This was my jam this past Christmas. It's now a permanent part of my annual playlist.

  33. S.... ....

    Why didn't Kwanzaa get a fun booty? TT

  34. M.... L....

    What the f***

  35. A.... O....

    blasted this at my family's christmas party today.

  36. B.... N....

    It took me ages to realise that lady with the makeup is mamrie

  37. B.... ....

    That's just a blue sweatsuit. You see that every other mother fruitcakin' day.

  38. S.... ....

    I didn't expect the twerking in the end

  39. R.... K....

    Dang, I hope there's another one this year...

  40. N.... S....

    Now we need a Christmas song this year!

  41. x.... ....

    Hanukkah booty?

  42. J.... H....

    The cringe is real 😖

  43. F.... J....

    there... there's so much booty... I'm bamboodyzled

  44. D.... C....

    SCREAM) AAAAAAA I LOVE IT!!!!

  45. S.... S....

    Well i wonder whats next...

  46. S.... P....

    That was weird

  47. K.... W....

    you should do christmas feet

  48. M.... ....

    *This is it chief.*

  49. T.... G....

    That chick with the long hair doesn’t have a booty. Lol

  50. I.... F....

    Why you got storm in this

  51. F.... H....

    look at my Christmas belly so festive it better be a felony

  52. S.... W....

    You haven't done a Christmas song in ages... How bout chrismas hair?

  53. L.... F....

    What the elf have I watched by myself?

  54. S.... P....

    This is my favorite thing in the world

  55. L.... ....

    1:24 😁😁😁

  56. L.... ....

    Got this one on repeat. I’ve seen the other two Christmas songs but I didn’t even know this one existed until now. Love it, and the other two!

  57. T.... G....

    Is that there wives?

  58. J.... D....

    Omg I love the Quanza one

  59. _.... _....

    I’m so scared 😂😂😂

  60. H.... P....

    Imagine being like “umm hey Hannah would you ummm singablutbuttswithusthatsalsochristmadthemed”

  61. T.... C....

    wtf is this

  62. S.... T....

    Im in death so depressing...

  63. M.... B....

    The only thing that weirded me out in this was the twerking

  64. P.... T....

    Whats the next one gonna be called. Christmas Hair!! 😂

  65. X.... o....

    CHRISTMAS BOOTY

  66. i.... h....

    This is so random lmao

  67. K.... W....

    I love this

  68. i.... t....

    ✋😋👌

  69. 6.... ....

    This reminds me of The Lonely Islands 😂

  70. M.... K....

    What did i just watch

  71. A.... H....

    It’s not the same

  72. S.... ....

    Why am I just now seeing this?! This is fantastic! OMG!

  73. E.... N....

    Who thought that the twerking was when the video got cringe worthy

  74. T.... F....

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻😒😒😒😒😒😲😲😲😖😖😡😡😡😡

  75. S.... S....

    What am I doing with my life

  76. D.... S....

    DeStorm YES

  77. C.... L....

    Hey, what's that smell? That's the demonetization, my friend.

  78. R.... 8....

    What the heck…

  79. Y.... G....

    Damn this song is lit!

  80. G.... G....

    Its a triology

  81. M.... A....

    Why just why gmm

  82. G.... ....

    The only cult I'm willing to be a part of

  83. L.... ....

    when Rhett and grace stepped over Hannah at the beginning it was so perfectly timed i loved it idk why

  84. t.... w....

    i must know was think filmed on my bday? the 18th, that would be hilarious.

  85. G.... S....

    Woah guys

  86. S.... O....

    Link is the most bootyful among them.

  87. M.... ....

    Wtf did I just watch...

  88. P.... F....

    I personally think this is the worst song they have ever made

  89. J.... H....

    Link's booty is hella fine tho...

  90. T.... O....

    icons only

    T.... O....

    Good to see you in the comment section, Tyler! 😊

    T.... O....

    HI TYLER

    T.... O....

    omg i love u both

    T.... O....

    I saw you post on Pentatonix channel you said SING!

    T.... O....

    Tyler Oakley 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃