Relient K - I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas Lyrics






1, 2, 3, 4!
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I broke my bat on Johnny's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sisters bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some ink on mommy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on me

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and daddy are mad
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I won't be seeing Santa Claus
Somebody snitched on me
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me
Next year I'll be going straight
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late
Somebody snitched on me

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas, Nuts!

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad!

[Matt Thiessen speaking:]
"Well I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas because I contributed to the Green-House Effect
which melts the Polar Ice Caps which melts the North Pole where Santa Clause lives...he's mad!"

Pbbthh!
STOP!





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  1. M.... L....

    I'm so glad I grew up with relient k in their prime when they release this 😭

  2. J.... A....

    Come on 6ix9ine 🙄 don’t ruin Christmas

  3. T.... S....

    W-W-What?!? Relient K covered this song that was meant to be sung by KIDS?!?

  4. D.... A....

    Prep & Landing: Naughty vs Nice brought me here.

  5. M.... S....

    24 people are getting nuttin for christmas

  6. S.... S....

    watch mojo is stupid for putting this in their top 10 worst christmas songs. this song is epic.

  7. D.... b....

    Looks like it's THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN :)

  8. S.... S....

    singing this to a sing along at school

  9. D.... ....

    I'm getting nothing for Christmas because I contributed to the greenhouse effect which melted the polar ice caps which melted the north pole, and yeah Santa's mad...

  10. M.... ....

    When I was in 5th grade we sang this song for a chorus concert, this brings back so many memories.

  11. S.... ....

    Ayo, dis mah boi Paulo? How dat Aztec trick treatin' yo ass!?

    S.... ....

    Eeeeyyyyy!!!! It's still hurting, boiiiiii.

  12. G.... ....

    it is. good.

  13. V.... V....

    prep and landing anyone

  14. K.... M....

    SO AWESOME :')

  15. s.... ....

    "You'll get nothin' for Christmas...NUTS!"

    s.... ....

    NUTS, CORAL!

  16. J.... W....

    This is so great!!!!!! I love it!!!

  17. D.... b....

    For some weird reason, this song reminds me of Button Mash :I lol I'm probably just weird.

  18. M.... L....

    damn snitches.

  19. A.... C....

    I can't stop listening to this song! I've been listening to Christmas music since October, I'm so excited! :)

    A.... C....

    I'm listening this is this november's year!

  20. S.... ....

    I am SO excited for Christmas this year!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH

  21. B.... B....

    I love singing to this song Lol This album is awesome for wrapping presents to <3

  22. K.... ....

    it's called a strap on XD

  23. l.... ....

    ikr poor replay buton..

  24. M.... ....

    no that was my brohter hes 9

  25. S.... o....

    You're new, aren't you?

  26. M.... ....

    haha i was kidding...and if ur a girl how can you rape something?

  27. J.... S....

    Well, the mouse did. Not me specifically.

  28. J.... S....

    I'm not here to impress you :)

  29. J.... S....

    Cool story bro, thanks :)

  30. S.... ....

    There are YouTube comments that grow stale, and there are those that grow worse with each alteration.

  31. 2.... ....

    I've changed the lyrics and sing it to my little bros when they're being bad. Their personalized version includes Gabe putting as spider down Mal's pants and Theo hiding candy in his bed, among many other things.

    They laugh now.

  32. g.... ....

    you said that a reference to their sleigh ride music video, correct?

  33. A.... ....

    This is my song every year xD

  34. T.... ....

    Awesome cover of an ungodly annoying song.

  35. P.... ....

    Oh heck yes.. They were never that bad.. I recently bought the album I used to think was boring.. (Forget and not slow down) I really like it now and it wasn't really that dry or slow.. Just more mature :P

    Their new songs they played on tour were pretty good too!

  36. m.... ....

    How would one sexually assault the replay button?

  37. R.... B....

    do they have other songs like this one

  38. G.... ....

    I'm getting nothing for Christmas 'cause I light menorahs instead! LOL!!!

  39. M.... ....

    Same song was recorded 50 years ago with more clever lyrics by Homer & Jethro.

  40. a.... ....

    Hey it's the relient k I remember. Do they still rock like this once in a while? Cause there was a dry few years there.

  41. S.... D....

    @piratelover43 That's where I heard it too!

  42. M.... ....

    Something about this makes me laugh every time XD

  43. 2.... ....

    Hahaha. This is this year's Chirstmas theme. Money issues allow my parents to get my little brothers presents but I'm older so Santa doesn't come for me.

    I'd like to think it's just because I've been bad. xD Bwahahaha

  44. T.... F....

    @gaarasrulestheworld SUUUPPPRRRIIIISSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

  45. s.... ....

    Among the screaming at the end, I can hear "SPANK ME" and "I ATE A GRASSHOPPER"

  46. q.... ....

    great song

  47. S.... D....

    00:15 i made someone eat a bug once!!!
    im gettin nuttin for christmas, mommy and daddy r mad.

  48. t.... L....

    love this albulm listing too it in the car!

  49. H.... A....

    "I ain't getting nothing for Christmas because I contributed to the green house effect, which is melting the polar ice caps which is melting the north pole where Santa Clause lives. He's mad."
    "Poor Santa."
    "Stop."
    ROFL! Sooo funny! ^_^

  50. M.... D....

    This song makes my love for Relient K grow infinitely. They are so awesome!

  51. E.... G....

    i like theirs better than the original. much, much better.

  52. M.... ....

    the end is so funny

  53. M.... ....

    @YouLoveAly yeah not cool bro

  54. A.... ....

    Nice, brosef.

  55. S.... A....

    @16yearoldwhiteboy No, I remember singing this song in elementary school :)

  56. J.... S....

    The replay button is now officially raped :) xD Always loved this song!

  57. K.... ....

    LOL I love the end of this song!! thanks for uploading ... Never heard of Relient K before.. they are awesome