Relient K - College Kids Lyrics






someone please save us, us college kids!
what my parents told me is what i did
they said go to school and be a college kid
but in the end i question why i did

i'm poor, i'm starving, i'm flat broke, i've got no cash to spend
sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band
my girlfriend's at another school, i know this year will test her
i called, found out she had three other boyfriends last semester

and that's why i say
oh no! not for me, not for me
call it torture, call it university
no! arts and crafts is all i need
i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree

80 grand later i found out that all that i had learned
is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms
the party scene is kinda mean, i think it's sick and twisted
the navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that i enlisted

and that's why i say
oh no! not for me, not for me
call it torture, call it university
no! arts and crafts is all i need
i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree

don't get excited. she'll say "no" without a doubt you see
and i've decided college girls just won't go out with me
they make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard
like cell phone services i drop out cause college is too hard

it's time to call my father
cause it's his alma mater
good grades aren't what they seem
i think he knows the dean
it's time to call my father
cause it's his alma mater
he says he's proud of me
but college always was his dream
and i would always say it's not for me

oh no! not for me, not for me
call it torture, call it university
no! arts and crafts is all i need
i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree

someone please save us, us college kids!
what my parents told me is what i did
they said go to school and be a college kid
but in the end i question why i did

do what will make you happy
do what you feel is right
only but one thing matters
learn how to live your life

[in background:]
(phi, beta, delta, cappa
someone please save us, us college kids!
what my parents told me is what i did
they said go to school and be a college kid
but in the end i question why i did)

do what will make God happy
do what you feel is right
only but one thing matters
learn how to live your life





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  1. 3.... ....

    Just letting yall know that MX Unleashed is on the xbox marketplace for $15 and its great! 16 years later and im still playing this game!

  2. P.... G....

    I mean unleashed

  3. P.... G....

    I love Mx iunlwashed

  4. T.... M....

    I am looking for a ps2 and this game

  5. L.... S....

    MX Unleashed... i remember unlocking the helicopter and bi-plane in freestyle and just jamming out while flying to the end of the map and being flung across

  6. M.... L....

    I don't regret my engineering degree but man the whole experience sucked.

  7. T.... K....

    Well... IM in college now

  8. J.... F....

    Elementary school, 2009, listening to this song while playing MX Unleashed thinking it was a love song 😂 simpler times man

  9. P.... H....

    This is some college white boy shit. I wish my pops was rich and a college grad. Not only can he fall back on his parents financially as well as part of the exact uni hes attending. Fun song though I like to pretend I had it that easy

  10. J.... G....

    Lol, everyone in here for that MX Unleashed nostalgia, I'm in here cause I just dropped out of college

  11. R.... E....

    Omg.....
    MX unleashed.
    Flashback :')

  12. o.... n....

    I miss the old days 😭

  13. A.... F....

    Nostálgico

  14. A.... E....

    I will forever remember the how I came across a tiny toons tribute video with this song. And after so many years the feels just gets deeper and deeper.

  15. J.... S....

    Just found the CD case buried in some of my old stuff. Never thought I'd actually grow up with these same views. I was obsessed with them when I was 10....I'm 26 now.

  16. M.... M....

    Recent college grad. About to start my first real "big boy" job in one week. I already miss "those" days

  17. D.... J....

    Aaaand this is why I'm going to flightschool. No use going to American colleges. They suck in general

  18. T.... G....

    Perfect song for crashing into trucks in mx unleashed.

  19. J.... M....

    2019? Came here from Unleashed. Good times. 🥺

  20. J.... R....

    Muy linda canción de relient k saludo desde Republica Dominicana

  21. m.... s....

    This is gayest most annoying song i've ever heard. Theyre so bad theyre a discount of a discount blink 182

  22. T.... U....

    Something never change... 9 years old and listening to this dreaming of going fast. Fast forward, I ride streetbikes/dirt bikes! Currently just topped out my bike on the highway at 163mph!

  23. 2.... ....

    In Christmas 2005 I got MX Unleashed for PS2 and was one of my favorite games of all time. Coming back almost 15 years later is so nostalgic I can’t even put it into words how much I want to go back.

  24. A.... D....

    this aged well

  25. D.... K....

    Found a playlist with the MX Unleashed playlist, and goddamn am I on a nostalgia trip right now.

  26. c.... g....

    i remember i played mx unleashed when i was 7 and this was my favorite song. i haven’t heard thing song in about 8 years. this is insane i am now a sophomore in highschool

  27. E.... j....

    Memorys man. Ps2 was the best

  28. F.... P....

    MX unleashed for daaaays with my best friend in 5th grade... I wanna go back soooo fuuuucking bad 😥😥😢😢😢

    F.... P....

    FuckThe Police Ps2/GameCube/Xbox days.

    F.... P....

    FuckThe Police man I remember always going to the end of the world and getting flown off lol

  29. E.... B....

    probably soon I’ll relate to this song.

  30. U.... ....

    Mx unleashed was legendary

  31. b.... ....

    This song was constantly in my mind when I first went off to college back in 2013 lol

  32. S.... Y....

    Mx is the best ps2 game😍

  33. W.... D....

    Muito louco, Bons tempos do Ps2, Hoje é muito Difícil encontrar Os Jogos Antigos..Sdd Mx Uleashed..

  34. E.... G....

    MX Unleashed ???????

  35. A.... F....

    Good ol Malone university

  36. M.... D....

    MX Unleashed - 2019

  37. S.... B....

    Out here, 2019, in college.

  38. Y.... ....

    I remember playing MX unleashed and listening to this song over and over again when I was like 7 on the original Xbox when nothing mattered as much... I should play that game later.

  39. J.... W....

    OH MAN THE MEMORIES OF MX UNLEASHED IM FINNA CRY

    J.... W....

    John Wick for real

  40. J.... C....

    Been stuck in my head since I got a ps2 and my first game mx unleased 10+ years ago

  41. C.... ....

    FUCK THIS NOSTALGIC FEELING.... I JUST WANT TO GO BACK IN THAT TIME WHERE I PRESS THE BUTTON MORE HARDER SO THAT THE MOTORCYCLE GET FASTER😂😂

  42. E.... 1....

    Oh ow I miss mx unleashed

  43. E.... 1....

    When I hear this song I think of gohan forum dragon ball super

  44. M.... �....

    I used to hear this song in free mode xD

  45. C.... ....

    Man I miss MX Unleashed

  46. L.... M....

    MX Unleashed!!!

  47. i.... r....

    This will forever be the greatest song thanks to mx unleash

  48. M.... C....

    anyone who comments about Mx Unleashed is a fucking G man. WHEN I say this i mean it. that game is truly a big part of my child hood. it was my video game i ever got and me and my best friend would play this hour and hour day after day until finally the we stopped paying ps2 when the ps3 came out. that game is what got me into music and music is now one of most important things in my life. i would just like to thank you to the game, the people who made it and this song for being one of the best on their and for giving me so many good memories

  49. A.... D....

    Am I the only one who just liked this band and owned the album and DIDN'T hear it from mx unleashed? Lol

  50. S.... F....

    I fucking hate this song in MX.. :f

  51. T.... P....

    Mx Unleashed. My fav game of All Time.

  52. j.... n....

    watch your pangalanu[]0

  53. S.... ....

    Anyone else love going up the mountains around the edge if the map and watching yourself get rocketed back?

    S.... ....

    What a Throwback

  54. R.... ....

    This was my favorite song on MX UNLEASHED

  55. P.... ....

    Mx Unleashed I started playing it again I love it

  56. C.... W....

    Hmm.. this song sounds familiar

  57. T.... ....

    I hated this song in MX Unleashed.

  58. E.... V....

    this reminds me of a goofy movie

  59. N.... W....

    2018 oof

  60. Z.... ....

    The best song one mx unleached

  61. J.... B....

    Mx unleashed come back 😭😭😭😭

  62. 1.... ....

    This, ladies and gentlemen, is how to correctly apply being influenced by Blink 182.

  63. Y.... M....

    THIS TAKES ME BACK

  64. i.... ....

    ohh my nostalgia MX Unlesashed :( play with my father

  65. D.... f....

    Came back to mx unleashed after beating reflex... WHY THE FUCK IS THE AI SO GOOD! LOL!

  66. k.... y....

    this song is starting to make more sence and acually apply to me ;~;

  67. L.... S....

    lang ist's her:)

  68. I.... Y....

    1:30 was my favorite part!

  69. a.... b....

    Creo que soy el unico que habla español y ha jugado ese epico juego :'v

  70. K.... ....

    im crying now, wait

  71. T.... K....

    This and headstrong only type of this kinda music I like from mx unleashed

  72. k.... y....

    best game ever |
    V

  73. B.... C....

    N o S t A l G i A

  74. T.... B....

    2018? and i miss so much play MX😂

  75. f.... ....

    Am I the only one who played this on XBOX

  76. J.... G....

    Cadê os br pra representar

  77. B.... M....

    This song will never die to me

  78. �.... 6....

    2018 anyone!!!!!

  79. A.... P....

    Thank you MX unleashed for the best childhood ever. I’m almost 21 now and I played this game 24/7. Best dirtbike gameplay ever in my opinion. I wish I still had the game 😭😭😭

  80. D.... B....

    2018 anyone

  81. i.... o....

    I never really listened to the lyrics but now im listening and wow heh i have some of the problems

  82. �.... 6....

    2018 anyone?

  83. J.... L....

    Reminds me of college haha

  84. L.... ....

    MX Unleashed with CLAPPEDOUT Cheat and 500ccm Bike ;). Love

  85. T.... F....

    End of 2017. Still come back to these songs. Man I miss MX unleashed.

  86. S.... K....

    2017 MX Unleashed

  87. H.... B....

    who liked the race on it

  88. H.... B....

    mx unleashed

  89. P.... G....

    i don't even think they make that shit anymore i still have a ps2 and mx unleashed and i still play the fuck out of it and I'm still 19

  90. R.... S....

    i like this song 90s

    R.... S....

    Raymond Simbre This song isn't from the 90s......

  91. T.... ....

    Time flies 😎

  92. D.... J....

    NOSTALGIA

  93. C.... 4....

    I'm gonna play this song when if I get into college.

  94. E.... ....

    I had my ps2 for about 10 years and it died while I was playing MX Unleashed. I love this song it almost makes me sad thinking about those good ol days

  95. T.... O....

    College fucking suck! I'm selling out to be a lobbyist after this.

  96. A.... T....

    MX UNLEASHED

  97. T.... G....

    MX UNLEASHED. YEAAAAAH