Ray Stevens - It's Me Again, Margaret Lyrics
Well, there once was a feller named Willard McVane
And he only had just one thought on his brain
Every evening about midnight he'd sneak off alone
And call the same lady on a pay telephone
Hello, is this Margaret?
You don't know me, Margaret
But I know you."
Well, this upset the lady and it gave her the blues
So she called up the police, said "What shall I do?"
The chief of detectives came round to her home
And eavesdropped upon them on her upstairs phone
"It's me again, Margaret.
Margaret...I know it's you, Margaret!
Are you naked?"
Well, they called up Ma Bell and they traced him on down
To a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of town
It was there that the vice squad with their field glasses read
The lips of that amorous man as he said
"It's me again, Margaret...
Hello? Is this...is this Margaret?
I know it's you, Margaret!
I bet you can't guess what I'm doing..."
Well, they cuffed him and dragged him to the station downtown
And they allowed him one phone call 'fore the jailer came round
He wet his chapped lips and he cleared his young throat
Then he dialed the telephone and softly he spoke...
"It's me again, Margaret...
They got me, Margaret
You ain't going to miss me, Margaret, I know that
But I'll miss you
And when I get out, Margaret
I'm going to come over there with an egg beater
And a live chicken, and some peach preserves!
We'll have a good old time, Margaret!"
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Ray Stevens It's Me Again, Margaret Comments
Margaret bout to get up to something kinky.
My siblings and I watched this with our Grandparents on a videotape. May God rest their souls. Now I watch the same tape with my kids. My kids love Ray Stevens!
Yooooooo had this on VHS watched it with my grandma and grandpa still hilarious to this day who else agrees lol
I’m so happy I was introduced to songs like these! I’m 22 my grandfather listens to this with me all the time
"ARE YA NAAAAAAKEEEEEED??"
Me and the fam would listen to his albums otw down to florida, ahh those were the days, stopping by south of the border for fireworks becasue they're illegal is most states, haha, love it.
First time hearing this and I think it's hysterical😂😂
Hah hah 😃😃😃😃😃😃😅😅😅😅!!
Everytime i listen to it's me again Margaret. I laugh, and makes me smile. It's my go to happy song.
this video was before the internet. This invented the idea, the person in chat rooms are not who you think, 15 year old girl=45 year old man or 3 police officers!
It wasn't until I was in the middle of a laughing aneurysm when I remembered who Ray Stevens was...
I'm okay now.
2019!!!!
Barking like the dog always gets me lol
If you had a friend named Margaret when this came out it was a lot of fun to say. It's me again Margaret
Chief of detectives ... Colombo spoof...funny
Dumbest thing I’ve ever watched...
My daughter and I listened to this song like 5 times today. Bless her heart ❤️
What does she mean when she says how much for the handcuffs
Hello! is anyone listening in 2019.... jello anyone 🤨🧐
Hell yes forever
Eduardo Segura 2020
His body may be gone his music lives for ever and ever
HAHAHA I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THIS SONG IN YEAR'S...LOL
*A R E Y O U N A K E D*
Oh man...this brings back so many happy childhood memories...when I was a kid- about once every 6 months, my Dad would get out his Ray Stevens Records & play them...Ahab The Arab, Mississippi Squirrel Revival...and me & my brother would just laugh & laugh. My Dad passed away 2 yrs ago & this really helped me remember some really good times 💜
it's me again....
Are you NEKED?!!
Who still had the vhs of all these
My grandma had the cd for this on her old radio when I was a little kid . Oh man I miss the old days
A genius...... and as great as this is what could possibly beat the Mississippi Squirrel Revival....Pure genius of talent.
christ, im in tears
The name of this song is my wife she laughs ever time i play this song
omg this made me laugh so much when i was little
They got me Margaret!
I love it all but I love the best part at the end where he gets one free phone call after he goes to jail and the cops spits in his coffee out and the guy sitting there with his eyes wide open says he's calling Margaret again get him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜😜😝 life is kinda like like sitting there and enjoying your cup of coffee until you say OMG and you spit your coffee out and you run outside blowing the wind out of your ass roflmfao
If anyone ever finds a survivor phone booth, you must call someone you know and do this!
My mother, Margaret's least favorite song. lol
Congratulations on your invitation into the country music Hall of Fame well deserved Ray Stevens
Are ya neckeeeddrrd??
im gonna come over to your house with a weedeater and a LIVE chicken
i used to have this clip on videotape man that there is funny i laugh all the way through every time
Always enjoyed his sence of humor 😀😀
This has to be my favorite Ray Stevens song
I was listening to this at night in my room his laugh scared the hell out of me
First time I ever heard it this song I was just a lil 1 and my Mom had a Record of Ray Stevens (he's sitting on a Cannon) hahaha this stuff is Gold
Willard McVane was the original troll. A trolling pioneer lol. And not to mention the fact where the cops allowed him one phone call😂😂 I mean what could possibly go wrong with that? Classic
My brother on occassion pulls the guitar out to play some ray stevens during family holidays.
I'm from East Tennessee up in the mountains and I will always remember these songs as a good way to get a laugh.
I wonder how many people have sent this to a friend named Margaret! I know I did! :)
Song written by the late great Paul Craft.
For the video synched to Stevens' original recording instead of this remake, see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFb5jp_i5hE
If you listen to the lyrics to this song you might see a clear and obvious message that points towards sexual harassment and stalking. Just recently a popular Christmas song was banned accusing it of being a rape song. With the way things are heading the chordettes "lollipop" could be classified as a blowjob song.
"It's me agin Margaret...are ya neked?"
"Wanna hear me bark like Rin Tin Tin?"
"They got me!"
"When Ah git out, I'm gonna come over there with a weedeater and a live chicken...and sum Cool Whip!"
Then that hussy Margaret posts bail!
Hell yeah! Wouldn't u!?
And she asks how much for the handcuffs 😂😂😂😂
I watched this when I was growing up, along with “help me make it through the night” and “waking up with the dead”
Actually Margaret is mom's name and she dislikes this song..
:-D
So this guy was arrested for public masturbation and phone harassment lol wtf
I have heard this song and watched the video a lot of times and I still lmao every time! 🤣
"Are you Nekid?!?"😂👍❤
The are ya nekkeed part is funny
ARE YA NEKKID?
😂😂😂😂
Hey Janice.
What the hell happened to the original version?!
That laugh😂😂😂
WillardMcBain and his obscene phone calls.
anyone seen MindHunters? This mofo be a habituall offender. . Think to your selves. at one god damn time this was ok. People asked why the kids grow like they did? Mother fuking retards thought this was funny.
Anytime Preston!
Oh Please...Please...Please Preston...
He shoulda dialed *67 first.
And in the end he gets the girl lol
Its me again margaret hehe
Its me again margaret are you naked
I was forced...
my cousins middle name is Margaret and every time I call her I say "Its me again Margaret" she laughs every time I tell you Rays a genius
I had this on a single LP and played it hundreds of times. Lol
I forgot about this old song! Cracks me up!
All right. Who else watched the video tape when they were small?
I did! Im a 90s baby with older parents. My dad loved Ray stevens. RIP daddy.
I still got the vhs of this and the tapes he made that belonged my papaw and mamaw and dad I still listen to them all day long at work
I wTched this in camp lol
Definitely did when I was about 7
"When I get out, I'm gonna come over there with a weed eater, a live chicken, and some cool whip".. Bawahaha.
How much for the cuffs
THIS MAN IS AWESOME !!
I got my first obscene phone call at Age 12. Thanks Jon!
Joyce Sagulla; if you ain't married would you like another prank call?
I love this guy
Wanna hear me bark like Rin Tin Tin? Arro roooo roof roof roof! 😂
My kind of guy!
Willard forgot to read from a Dirty Magazine with A Porno Flick playing in the background...You can't always get the full treatment...
Whatcha got on? My obscene phone callers say that...They're not good at disguising their voices...But it's always fun and flattering...THANKS GUYS!!!!!!
Wanna hear me bark like Rin Tin Tin?
My new favorite old song!
Well fuck yeah Ray Stevens!!!!!!!
I wanna meet someone named Margaret just so I can say, “It’s me again Margaret. Hehehe!”
My cousin's birth name is Margaret...we call her Peggy. I should get some guy to call her and say..."It's me agin Margaret". She'd probably like it.
Margaret is a bbw 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋
Gra Cranford: as my h.s. buddy Wade sed: "More cushion 4 pushin!"
She's got a very pretty face, too!
They got boring after a while.
Weed eater a live chicken and some Cool Whip. That sounds like a party.
Masa Allen: anyone besides me thinks Cool Whip & Ready Whip oughtta be sold in sex shops... along w/ chocolate syrup!?
#thenewafricanamericanflag why keep saluting that flag 🤔🤔
Killing me!
Margaret its me again!
This is awesome. We used to listen to this as kids and laugh!!! He used his one phone call to call, guess who? LOL!
Man Hater I'm sorry you hate men.
But a weed eater...a chicken and some cool whip?
Kinda one sided
He's funny