Ray Scott - The Ugly One Lyrics
Well my buddy Scotty, was feelin' kinda down
A fork touged woman done run him in the ground
I took him to the bar
We were scopin' the room
We spotted a coupe girls and said hey y'all
Thee other was a dog
So I said Scotty boy, here's what I'm willin' to do
I'll take the ugly one
The one who looks just like Atilla the Hun
With that drug store perm, and them long red hairs on her chin
Yeah I'll be glad to take one for the team
I'm pretty sure you'd do the same for me
Yeah I'll take the ugly one brother ain't I a damn good friend
Then Scotty said Ray man we can find two more,
I'd never expect you to go and do such an unselfish deed
I said nonsense brother,
You need to see what its like
To get your world rocked by that sweet thing tonight
I'll chat up her sidekick there, don't you worry bout me
I'll take the ugly one
Somebodys daughters lookin' more like a son
How'd she squeeze that behind
In them high waisted Wal-Mart jeans
I bet shes rockin' granny painties tonight
Lord, I hope nobody turns on the lights
Yeah I'll take the ugly one, aww but buddy you gonna owe me
Well it turns out old rovers pretty BFF was havin' herself a pretty bad day
And I heard that ugly thing whisper to her
And she rolled her eyes my way
You know what she said?
She said
I'll take the ugly one
You get with scotty there y'all have fun
I'll see how long I can stand this neanderthal man
Girl he ain't no Brad Pitt!
I better get to drinkin' heavy tonight
Won't have to kiss the fool if I pass out
Yeah I'll take the ugly one girl, aww but you better remember this shit
Ouch
Well I reckon that's what I get for being such a jackass
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Ray Scott The Ugly One Comments
He gave everything to Nicki
And stole from me. The ugly one
LOL, enjoyed this singer and song! Shared it to my group on Facebook!
Anybody who has ever bit the bullet for a buddy and run block so he could get laid hit the thumbs up!
"Someone's daughter is looking more like a son." LOL! These days that is a all too real fact.
"Well I reckon that's what I get for being such a jackass"
Ray has some self-awareness. You should learn.
omg I love this song
think i ran into her once
This is one of my favorites! would love 2 see him live!
Forrest Batchelor if you ever get the chance do it he puts on a good live show
I saw Ray Scott at grand old opry last Sat night. he was the man
best album
One of the best on the album!
Rock's THIS Grannies Panties!!!
One of my favorite on the CD!!
LOL love it !
love this!