Randy Newman - Putin Lyrics






Putin puttin' his pants on
One leg at a time
You mean he's just like a regular fella, huh?
He ain't nothing like a regular fella

Putin puttin' his hat on
Hat size number nine
“You sayin' Putin's gettin' big headed?”
Putin's head's just fine

He can drive his giant tractor
Across the Trans-Siberian plain
He can power a nuclear reactor
With the left side of his brain
And when he takes his shirt off
He drives the ladies crazy
When he takes his shirt off
Makes me wanna be a lady
It's the Putin Girls!

[Putin Girls:]
Putin if you put it when you
Put it where you put it
Putin if you put it
Will you put it next to me?
Putin if you put it when you
Put it where you put it
Putin if you put it
Will you put it next to me?

Now Putin hates the Putin girls
'Cause he hates vulgarity
And he loves his mother country
And he loves his family

He and his ex-wife Lyudmila
Are riding along the shore
Of the beautiful new Russian Black Sea
Let's listen in
A great man is speaking

We fought a war for this?
I'm almost ashamed
The Mediterranean
Now there's a resort worth fighting for
If only the Greeks or the Turks
Would start to sniff around
I'd bring the hammer down
So quick their woolly heads would spin
Woolly head, woolly head, woolly head

Or, wait a minute
Even better
What if the Kurds got in the way?
Hey! Kurds and way, curds and whey!

Sometimes a people is greater than their leader
Germany, Kentucky, France
Sometimes a leader towers over his country
One shot at glory, they don't get a second chance
I dragged these peasants kicking and screaming
Into the 21st century
I thought they'd make it
I must have been dreaming
These chicken farmers and file clerks gonna be the death of me

I can't do it
[PG:] Sure, you can
I can't do it
[PG:] Yeah, you can
What makes you say that girls?
[PG:] Tell you why. 'Cause you're the Putin man
Who whipped Napoleon?
[PG:] We did!
Who won World War II?
[PG:] The Americans!
That's a good one ladies
It's our turn to sit in the comfy chair
[PG:] And you're the man gonna get us there!

I don't know, Lenin couldn't do it
I don't know, Stalin couldn't do it
They couldn't do it
Why you think I can?
[PG:] You're gonna lead our people to the Promised Land
You're right, 'cause, Goddamn, I'm the Putin Man





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  1. m.... t....

    Randy Newman was just singing what Putin was doing

  2. J.... M....

    No matter what a person thinks of Putin, its clear that he has worked very hard to promote the interests of his own country.

    J.... M....

    Deleted by Youtube in 5... 4... 3...

    J.... M....

    @Anthony Valterra I guess not...

  3. A.... D....

    I like the tribute of South Park

  4. P.... F....

    You're a National Living Treasure Randy. No, no - in a good way.

  5. R.... G....

    Randy needs to write a song about the Trumpster. Or has he?

  6. m.... t....

    He just sung what he saw Putin doing

  7. T.... K....

    this one and Todd rundgren and Donald fagan getting together doing the man in the tin foil hat are just priceless

  8. J.... W....

    In america we have "tranny reading hour" so ya I'd prefer a leader willing to protect his country at any cost. God bless Putin and Russia 🇷🇺

  9. H.... R....

    Masterpiece

  10. N.... K....

    Americans won the second world war???
    Well yes well yes

  11. F.... S....

    LOL! y'all doom 'n' glooms love bein' a victim! y'all ALWAYS GOTTA FIND A BOOGIE MAN to run from...or...mentally...consistently...TOO!
    LOL!

  12. K.... M....

    I swear I could make a Randy Newman crap song using band in a box, in about 3 hours, and sound just like this man..he's horrible. Is he supposed to be trying to soun d like my black race?!?

    K.... M....

    Khan Mah lol u triggered homeboy?

    K.... M....

    @Dylan Morgan I know.. I'M supposed to be brain dead like u and not think wide. Better, "homie"

    K.... M....

    Khan Mah dude i was going to not reply to this but I read it again and I just hope you’re trolling because NOT ONLY have you managed to type a retarded fucking dumb shit reply in broken English, but you have ALSO contradicted your own statement that you “think wide,” by !being racist! in your own comment 😂😂😂😂😂 please never have children you fucking inbred idiot!

  13. K.... M....

    OMG tries to sing like he's a southern black American. I cringe every time I hear this man attempt to sing.. let's place this in perspective.. if a black American made song after song with a British or aussie accent like "ready for the world" tried to do making "oh Sheila" , it would be a massive joke.. this man is horrible. Everything he writes is so literal, it's like he wrote the songs in 6 minutes.

    K.... M....

    Well his strength are his lyrics not vocals. Listen to his songs "Political Science" or "In Germany before the war", he's a good songwriter.

  14. J.... B....

    It looks like The Kurds DID get in the way... =\

  15. B.... T....

    October 2019, Kurds and whey...

    B.... T....

    If only the Turks would start to sniff around, why I'd bring the hammer down.

  16. C.... C....

    Putin is like Stalin without the hair and mustache!

  17. L.... O....

    I saw someone in the foyer of a New York hotel later I decided was President Putin en vacances. He asked me - I was also in the foyer - if I knew of, and my memory is this, the left wing German socialist party, the name of which I can't remember. I said it had a nice setting in a leafy part of Berlin because I couldn't think of anything else to say about it. I might have asked him, whoever he was, whether it was really Gerhard Schroeder who won in 2002 because my memory was that he had not.

  18. L.... H....

    Disney legend from monster inc. Till now

  19. T.... H....

    Trumps butt buddy..

    T.... H....

    Hahaha you still believe in the Russian collusion hoax.

  20. A.... C....

    Villain theme song for Toy Story 5 confirmed

  21. H.... K....

    “Who won World War II?”
    “The Americans”

  22. N.... M....

    Poor russians more than 6 billions of dollars have been stolen from russian economy into the pocket of this great (klepto)man

  23. A.... B....

    Wtf is wrong with you?

  24. R.... I....

    Ну и дерьмо. /Well and shit. , (никогда не видел Русских , возможно и не был в Москве) таких дешёвых певцов не приглашают

  25. B.... 3....

    PUTIN FOR LIFE!!!!

  26. j.... ....

    Newman-- go down to Boca, sprawl-out on a lounger by the pool, call it a day.

  27. W.... O....

    FUCK PUTIN

  28. W.... O....

    PUTIN HUILO/ REALY HUILO

  29. t.... ....

    What’s the point of this ?

  30. M.... ....

    The only good thing Putin did was getting Trump elected. Thanks Vladdie! : D

  31. M.... ....

    Wow Randy. You must really like Putin.

  32. E.... N....

    Help I Putin my pants 😨😥

  33. F.... M....

    You Jews killed 25 million Russians, Randy.

  34. L.... J....

    Randy Newman is one of the very few major artists to have held onto his genius over the years, and if anything it’s only grown. This song is extraordinary.

    L.... J....

    Lacy Jags

    Yes, a very good Commie Agent.

  35. C.... k....

    Да здравствует Путин. ~Из Индии с любовью 😊 Long live Putin ✊🏽

  36. S.... ....

    Thank you Mr. Putin

  37. R.... T....

    Vladimir Putin is one of the greatest statesmen in history, and the most important and valuable leader of our life time. Without him, the Americans would be free to run completely amok and create what would effectively be a "Fourth Reich" of fascist capitalism.

  38. o.... ....

    1:07 Putin's face & hands there. 😂
    2:52 Epic facepalm moment!! 😛

    *This is Legendary 2say the least!*

    I'd ♥ 2c a video of Putin's reaction watching this. :3

  39. O.... F....

    You write about Putin... I wrote about pudding:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vzdHH9AKVI&feature=youtu.be

  40. �.... �....

    Berlin fall to Russia

  41. C.... C....

    Cause you Newman can, excited for Toy Story 4!

  42. C.... C....

    Randy Newman never change I still like ya songs! #RandyNewman

  43. C.... C....

    Putin is the worst next to Kim Jong IL!

  44. C.... C....

    Hilarious Randy you are a king of songs!

  45. N.... J....

    Oh my God
    thank you
    Randy Newman

  46. t.... ....

    I finally get it! I see the hat! Putin is Mrs. Nesbitt!

  47. l.... ....

    All your songs sound alike.

  48. I.... J....

    Crimea is Russia.

  49. �.... �....

    Слова -набор штампов ни о чем и всякие придумки. Видеоряд нормальный, фото путина, концовка вообще огонь))) Музыка так себе, чего он там оранжировал?,,,, бряк-бряк, как обычно, а Гремми дали. И дали -за Путина!)))) Только так можно к средненькому творению привлечь интерес.

  50. D.... ....

    E,tqcz ik.[f

  51. �.... /....

    Fuck you fuckin newman! Idiot !

  52. W.... M....

    O can’t wait for tzar Putin and comerad lukashanko find there place in prison

  53. C.... ....

    So many fucking salty Russians here. Its great :D

  54. T.... V....

    Автор песни просто законченный пидор, который по нему тащиться. Отвратительно.

    T.... V....

    "Usukuskri priski miski boski cyuka blyat, backwards R, faghagha migatochiski!"... that's all I hear when I listen to russians talk.

  55. P.... ....

    Can we just appreciate this video😊

  56. o.... ....

    Putin is the real O.G. 200 billion+ in the bank.

  57. H.... B....

    Love RUSSIA. From Britain

  58. W.... B....

    Hi Dear Mr Newman, What's the chance you'll respond to this question? I Want to make a documentary about you sir, same like 'Quincy' on Netflix. If Bach was still alive he would suggest you to reply. Beste Regards Wiebe Bokma de Boer, Netherlands

  59. A.... O....

    This satire is pretty mild stuff in the US. The bitter reaction from the Russian commenters is pretty surprising to me. Are folks sensitive because there is really no political satire in Russia comparable to this our are people simply trolling Randy?

  60. A.... E....

    Hahaha Mr. Newman I love you Sir but this was so unexpected of you! Not your usual style but congratulations on the Grammy award I guess :)

    Ps : "Sail Away" Is the BEST song I've ever heard. Harry Nillson is the only artist who covered that song and did it justice in my opinion.

    Anyway, you are a legend to me Sir and your songs changed my life, I thank you.

  61. M.... M....

    Бред сивой кобылы!

  62. T.... B....

    Happy birthday Putin!!!!

  63. N.... ....

    Interesting song. Heard about Randy from a Jewel song. Been watching some of his videos today.

  64. D.... C....

    Randy, you da man! A crack-up.

  65. N.... G....

    well, the us bankers along with the british funded the Nazi party bringing it to power.

  66. E.... ....

    Why are so many people saying Russia won ww2? Pretty sure Russians during the 1940s would disagree seeing as their population and economy took a significant downturn. Russia had the most casualties by a stupid amount. So, sure, Russia was more instrumental in winning the war in the same way pawns in chess are instrumental in winning. And that’s not even touching the invasion of Poland

    There’s also the aspect of the atomic bomb, which helped China who were pretty only fighting that one front. China was second to casualties to Russia, and you should see what imperial Japan did to the Chinese civilians (unit 731, google it.)

  67. T.... 7....

    Putin xd

  68. d.... ....

    If only Randy had released a song about the threat of WMD's in Iraq, maybe we could have won that war!

  69. F.... H....

    When Jews attack those they put in power, it is to give the illusion they did not put them in power.

  70. S.... F....

    It’s like a huge Disney villain number! I love it!

    S.... F....

    Guess we just like similar things.

  71. w.... t....

    who do ya'll think trump gets his advice about repressing minorities and immigrants,marginalizing the press for the sake of the semi-literate peasants......separating families...caging children!?

    w.... t....

    You're an idiot.

  72. K.... S....

    1 million views Randy!

  73. M.... P....

    I AGREE

  74. m.... ....

    😂😂😂😂😂

  75. k.... k....

    #999,381 I love it. There must be a Putin Gurl who's bound to go Rogue. Don't you know it.

  76. a.... g....

    Maybe President Trump gave this one a listen to before his visit with Putin for the summit?
    &:-D)

  77. S.... F....

    Putin will teach you how to love the motherland.

  78. W.... R....

    Hail Putin

  79. L.... O....

    I must have watched it too many times because it looks like he's taking off my dead father, and not flatteringly.

  80. V.... S....

    I don't trust Putin; he looks exactly like my old driving instructor and that guy was a dickhead.

    Had a car full of decapitated barbie heads and parking tickets, went on a two-hour tirade about a ham sandwich, fell asleep for 40 minutes in the middle of teaching me to drive on the freeway, stinky hair.

  81. J.... H....

    And yet, so relevant, especially today!

  82. R.... S....

    Randy forgot to mention..Russian Migs Bombing Syrian Children,& Women's Hospitals.. plus Iranian & Russian S.F. Troops wearing Syrian Uniforms, Annexing Crimea, Blowing up Planes..and Getting all those Blow Jobs from the only udder Political Pussy with a Smaller Dick-Head than tRUMPLE THINSKIN
    Dos Vidalia ASSHOLE.

  83. D.... G....

    The sad thing is, this is the song for the moment, given Trump's disastrous press conference with Putin in Helsinki.

  84. W.... ....

    This is amazing

  85. S.... C....

    C'mon, Rand. You know Putin controls the world from his evil underground bunker, shaved cat in lap. Just ask your buddies in the CIA. They know what's up.

  86. f.... s....

    Nice Work On That Song Randy

  87. m.... a....

    and this Gem! http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/c9bd68aaf

  88. m.... a....

    Putin IS a disney or worse.villain!! hey Randy just started on your stuff today!! Lets DUET just discovered YOU!! can we have some fun? http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/c3b7afc2f

  89. F.... ....

    putin sux and so does his puppet the orange menace trump.

    F.... ....

    orange man bad, npc

  90. J.... M....

    Putin Huylo)))

  91. E.... S....

    idk why so many russians are salty over this vid lmao

  92. Y.... Z....

    I hate him. Monster.

  93. A.... K....

    idiotic song

  94. �.... �....

    Песня точно такая же как путин..один в один.

  95. �.... �....

    SUPERMAN!

  96. I.... R....

    USA sucks

  97. F.... M....

    More Putin Girls!

  98. H.... H....

    Do one for Kim Jong Un!!!

  99. m.... t....

    Who is this Newman?