R Kelly - Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 20) Lyrics
Rosie's in the den sitting in her rocking chair
Reading the bible and it's so peaceful. Until
[Door opens] "He got the package Rosie! He got the package
Secret sweet bridges he done got the package!"
"Lawd have mercy Randolph what's done got into you?
"The package Rosie... the big package"
"Ah hell I ain't got time to be playin with'chu (what you mean?) playin games and carrying on like if I want to play some games
(I wanna talk to ya when I tell ya) I'm a go ahead and turn on the TV and watch me some Wheel of Fortune"
"How the hell I'm a tell ya if you walking away from me... hmm... hm, hm... well hell with it then I ain't goin tell ya nothin
You must want to know... about the paaasssssstor"
"[Gasp] what about the pastor?"
"Wha... wha-wha-wha-wha-wha wha what? Did you hear that? Did somebody round here say sumthin? I thought I heard a–"
"Just quit playin and tell me what's going on with the pastor?"
"Well now you wanna know... I'll tell ya it's way better than peeking out them damn windows you be peeking out of [sucks teeth]
Ain't no pigeon goin shit on you listen to me" "RANDOLPH!"
"I'll slap you with this hot water bag if you don't start talking to me!"
"Alright, alright, alright... I'm a talk to ya, and I'm a tell it all
I was at church in the pastor office cleaning up and next thing you know I was..."
[Randolph sings:] "Hmm, yes Lord... yes Lord, yea- [stops and drinks liquor] oooh, yeah loooorrrrr, what..."
[Someone shouts:] "I can't talk to you about that right now sister Marie, I got a phone call"
"Shit think shit think shit shit think Randolph..."
"Hmm, and that's when I got my ole ass in that closet"
[Rosie:] "Now quit cussin" "Now just shut'cha ass up and just listen Rosie
You say you wanna know... then I got in that closet and it all started to happen
The pastor came in; he was on the phone talking to a man"
"What's wrong with being on the phone talking to a man?"
"Well it all depends on what'chu saying... to that man
Now to make a long story short he said "Rufus I miss you."
And I couldn't believe my ears when he said "Chuck I miss you too."
And then his wife comes in starts pinching the bitch"
"I know meh don't like being in folk bidness but Randolph this is some juicy shit, what else"
"Anyway they arguing back and forth, pastor Rufus start try'na convince this man to let him come see him
But obviously he said 'No'."
"What else?"
"Nah calm down dammit wait a minute lemme think... oh, oh, he asked the pastor to stay in his life
But then the pastor said 'No.'" "God must be working on em, then what?"
"Pastor say 'Chuck let's meet and our spot, the Holidae Inn"
"And then?" "That's when" "When what?" "OHHH, took another shot of that gin"
"Ooooh Randolph this is getting good, but what make ya say got the package?"
"When Chuck let em know" "know what" "that he's in the hospital-ooooooh [burps]"
"He got the package!" "Didn't I tell ya?" "He got the package Randolph you was right"
"Next time you listen to me when I'm try'na tell ya ass sumthin"
"Oh my god, where's my phone book?"
"What you need the phone book fo? ("Lord have mercy") Now don't go tellin everybody around town Rosie ("ahh he got the package")
With yo big mouth ass [door closes] shoot!
[Randolph drinks liquor and goes to sleep]
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R Kelly Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 20) Comments
I swear Randolph and rosie are gonnagiveach other high blood pressure.
Whatcha lookin at whatcha lookin at. Hmmm
whats wrong with people and closets?
Rosies husband reminds me of the uncle from Madea🤧🤣
soooo anybody else still listening as of now? lol or it’s just me ?
Someone is always in the closet
this is a movie
But Randolph this is some JUiCy ShIT!
Ain't no pigeon gone shit on you listening to me lol. 2020 here
So we see where Tyler Perry gets Joe's character from... R KELLY... Randolph!
Took another shot of that gin
Mad 🔥
This is some juicy shit 😂
Now it’s about a closet again
Rosie never got to finish her bible???
Witchyo big mouth ass
This is the best musical story ever
it took me a good 3 years to figure out what the package was 😂😂😂
“Shit, think, shit, think, shit, think” best running joke in any series
Randolf walk like his booty stankkk😒.
“What wha wha wha wha wha wha what... did you hear that?”
How did Randolph hear what the other man was saying on the phone, whilst being far in the closet?
witcho big mouth ass!😩🤣💀
Anyone else just now discovering this in 2020
Nope, I knew about since this series started back in '05
Omg where's my phone
This is the WHOLE DEFENITION OF PLOT TWIST🤭
Is r Kelly playing the grandpa too or....
Yeah he is lol
This is best singing and acting I’ve ever seen despite wat r.kelly did
I know I don’t like being in other folks business but randoff this some juicy shit
And then that's when/when what/Iya took another shot of that GIN!!!!/OOH RANDOLPH THIS IS GETTIN GOOD.........LOL gossip is there sex
Dis shit funny as hell
I know I don’t like be in folks business but Rudolph this some juicy shit killed me 😂
His reaction when he drinks the gin is priceless
Full circle and back into the closet.
1:16 what was that NOISE
why does he look like uncle joe?
They shold a new one car trapped in the cell😂😂🤣🤣
He could done it he ain't busy God I don't know it's 5:33 am I don't know I want be sleep lol lol lol
Y'all don't let nobody sleep we sorry but we tring show u. Okay okay I'm call them see for myself. So Rose got my case changed wow. I feel like calling her right now. She up it's going go voice mail. The devil man then my own moma
I'm ready go they said the bus don't come till 7am. Okay I will leave at 6
Funnier than Flip Wilson!😜😜
“But Randolph this is some juicy shit!”
He never finished these
Didn't know he was still makin em...
The old man drinking liquor is hilarious!
What's going on with the pasta?
Is this real?
these bickering oldies remind me of me and my wife, whooosaaaa
I havent seen this one
I love R.Kelly lmao
Tf out of all the weirdness this and the last one are so weird
I love Randolph
That old lady got a rack on her.
I wouldn't buy R Kelly's song, if it was selling for 50 cents. Acting? This criminal can't act, I've seen better. Better yet, let him do all his acting and singing behind prison bars. Then his songs will probably be considered, NOT!!!!
* Beside, this whole ordeal of his acting portrayal comes from Tyler Perry. SMH
rest in jail?
Tbh I like old Twan better
Secret sweet bridges 😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Don't go tellin everyone around town! With yo big mouth ass!"
😂 This whole series has me dead
Ok how this came on my feed, annnddd wwwwwhhhhhhyyyyy he looks like the uncle in to movies?
Kels.....is a legend. Unfortunately he had demons too...
This y'all !!!😂😂😂😂
R. Kelly locking girls in his college
Ahhha!!!😂
🤣💙
OOOH YEAH KEKE KANE MY PARENTS REMEMBER THIS
This shyts terrible. He really had the same instrument for 20 parts?
condesnation1000 lol like you can do better.
That look like Tyler Perry when he is in character of Madea’s brother 😂
Evil makes a mockery of all that’s good and many of you people love evil for it. Evil in this case is R Kelly.
Speaking from experience huh R.
Tooooo funny. Even more so now!😆😆😆😆😆
Yes! ❤️✌️
In the thumbnail I thought that was Joe Madea's brother lol
Lol lol lol
Lol lol God Kendra I see everything 😂😂😂
Lol lol God u a mess holy ghost
Lol lol lol
This is so funny😭😭🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
This some good shots cuh
“ don’t be telling anybody around town rosy, with yo big mouth ass” lol 😂
They always hide in a closet lol 😂
Are these their own voices singing or is it kelly’s voice and their lip syncing
The slurp at 1:15 lmao 😂
“The paaaaaaastor” I can’t 😭
“Turn on the tv and watch me some wheel of fortune” lmao 😂
"Ain't No Pigeon Gone Shit On You Listening To Me" 🤣🤣
Good actors. Humerous.
😂😂😂😭😭😭 this was genius
I love trapped in the closet and I always will just ...wish he was a better person
Dam Kells was at the top of his game back then now he's sitting in a jail cell smh
He trapped In cook county jail
😂😂😂
Free K Kelly, lol
R. Kelly is very funny and talented.
Why the talented 1s gotta be fucked up
Still a all time classic. Yeah I know before anybody say anything... But it what Eddie Murphy said in raw there are some people who have skeletons in the closet. But some of them have grave yards so put your hand up if you are sinless????
This is literally one of the best music videos in the world, and of the series, Chief Editor @devondassaw's favorite.
1st time seeing this. He's a fool for entertainment too😅
Mute this
R. Kelly is still one of my favorite 😍❤️
Despite his issues, this man is truly a musical genius. This is so entertaining and creative af.