Psychostick - Political Bum Lyrics






I was taking a walk during my lunch break,
and came across a man in a dirty brown jacket covered with many political bumper stickers that had contradicting slogans.
He looked me right in the eye, and then he said:

Keep it down, the FBI is watching me
They bugged my lunchbox because I know their filthy schemes
They're going door to door and taking everybody's jobs
The CIA gave me LSD

Political bum, Political bum
He's got his opinions and a bottle of rum.
He used to be a hippie now he lives on the streets
Striking up debates with everyone that he meets.

Political bum

I tried to get away, but he followed me, holding up his sign that said, "Will eat for food."
My avoidance seemed to fuel his passion, and I braced myself for another barrage of confusing rhetoric.

I lost my balls to a bomb in Koreatnam
They have sex tape Kim Jon Ill and Uncle Sam
Mountain Dew is a fundamental human right
You sank my partisanship

The sun was beginning to set at this point, and I could tell that he was just getting warmed up.
Insane or not, you had to admire his dedication to his ideals. Whatever they are.

Tinfoil helmet is protecting my brain waves
The DMV is run by alien sex slaves
911 was an upside job
Somebody kill the fucking whales

Republican or Democrat, you can't really tell
But your eyes start to water when you notice the smell

You won't never get me back on a plane
I caught herpes from the TSA
JFK shot Abraham Lincoln
Somebody give me some change

I see him on the corner almost everyday
I think he takes his showers at the YMCA





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  1. K.... H....

    Sad part here, is about half of this jibberish, is true. . Well, the C.I.A. part is...

  2. l.... h....

    You cannot avoid the political bum.... Unless you stab him. 🔫

  3. D.... B....

    3:36 anyone notice the twiztid shirt, whoop whoop!

  4. D.... O....

    Anyone got an uncle like this? Family dysfunction aside, uncle Bill was my favorite! Did best with what he had left.

  5. D.... R....

    Is this about Joe Biden?

  6. S.... S....

    This song depicts everyone on FB, Instagram, and YT this day and age!

    S.... S....

    the political bum was right all along. we should have listened

    S.... S....

    Politics suck. Being an adult was a mistake.

  7. J.... C....

    Mucky Pup fans?

  8. C.... ....

    Coincidentally, this is... ah... kinda the unofficial theme song on twitter right now

  9. a.... ....

    Doo doo doo doo doo Inspector Gadget...

  10. B.... C....

    Would anyone dare to cover this in an open mic night?

  11. T.... B....

    I just realized moose is wearing a twiztid shirt also awesome song.

  12. J.... G....

    Our next national anthem

  13. M.... ....

    Ah, the good old days when you could play rock music under a bridge with your band with out "The Man" shutting you down!

  14. N.... ....

    Hey look! A song about me! ^^

  15. I.... P....

    As someone who lives in the midwest, I'm damn honored that the leader of Psychostick is wearing a _Kum & Go_ shirt... XD

  16. J.... ....

    Only Alex Jones can get away with saying shit like this, probably because of the Super Male Vitality.

  17. D.... ....

    love the bass

  18. S.... O....

    "Koreatnam"

  19. t.... ....

    Which episode of Infowars is this?

  20. w.... ....

    Man psychostitck used to the shit wat happen

  21. m.... s....

    Psychostick is juggalo gang

  22. M.... G....

    Show your support for your koreatnam veterans

  23. M.... B....

    Dam I miss the original band members... They where way better

  24. D.... C....

    Yes L O L the earth is flat!

  25. J.... B....

    I love the setting at the RR tracks and the trains In the background

  26. M.... R....

    I love this guitar riff.

  27. M.... S....

    Feed the polar bears

  28. M.... ....

    1:50 makes me think of the movie signs.

  29. a.... m....

    earth is flat you ignorant fucks!

  30. k.... ....

    crystal meth amphibious

  31. J.... O....

    OMG! I think I met that guy! O.O

  32. j.... c....

    koreatnam?
    isnt that where kim kong lives?

  33. S.... S....

    JFK shot Abraham Lincoln

  34. T.... R....

    0:48 _"His god is a penis and a bottle of rum."_
    That can't be right... _Looks up lyrics._
    _"He's got his opinions and a bottle of rum."_

  35. D.... M....

    Korenam

  36. M.... N....

    fuck. yeah!!! this is a great tune.

  37. R.... ....

    *cough* Eugene Oregon

  38. C.... W....

    he's wearing a fucking twiztid shirt! whoop whoop mmfwcl

  39. M.... N....

    Can I have your pants??

  40. J.... c....

    Korea-nam lol....nice.

  41. T.... P....

    Great! Youguys consistently make good shit!

  42. K.... ....

    A song about ANTIFA... NICE!

    K.... ....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpeX4RRo28

    K.... ....

    @karganor https://youtu.be/5kC4_iEXhGc

    K.... ....

    @OrchardBird XIV https://youtu.be/LuKzt7p-MnM

  43. D.... F....

    "Mountain Dew is a fundamental human right!"
    Preach

  44. A.... S....

    Man, Koreatnam was tough.

    A.... S....

    "Can I have your pants?"

  45. a.... w....

    +Psychostick This song accurately represents America as of the end of the election...

  46. S.... M....

    this song gets in your head man ITS THE MAN!

  47. B.... L....

    Where was this filmed at?

    B.... L....

    the site of koreatnam

  48. O.... ....

    this political guy is smart know all the tricks from the CIA i need his advice badly

    they still follow me here on the moon

  49. R.... ....

    hillory trump lol

  50. E.... K....

    FUNKYMETAL

  51. M.... Z....

    keep it down the FBI is watching me....Can I have your pants?

  52. W.... L....

    OMG I thought it was SCATTERBRAIN!

  53. S.... G....

    the more videos i watch the more i want....

  54. T.... ....

    political liberal

  55. K.... S....

    Political Bum for President 2k16

  56. C.... 7....

    LMFAO Everything they say is making fun of leftist rhetoric!

    C.... 7....

    Not really genius

  57. I.... ....

    killer bros reminds me of when system of a down was young, I'd come see you if you make it to big island Hawaii

  58. G.... ....

    man how are these guys not a million plus channel?? Music, Comedy, and gamers ...... great channel

    G.... ....

    Amazing band

  59. B.... ....

    liberals...

  60. A.... H....

    Barry Donegan is still killin' it in Music City \m/

  61. C.... ....

    there are some sick licks in this song

    C.... ....

    Fuck yes there is

    C.... ....

    Jokes aside, these guys are killer musicians, that's what dragged me into them

    C.... ....

    I read this just as the political bum started licking at the guitar

  62. S.... S....

    I was taking a walk during my lunch break, and came across a man in a dirty brown jacket covered with many political bumper stickers that had contradicting slogans. He looked me right in the eye, and then he said:

    Keep it down, the FBI is watching me
    They bugged my lunchbox because I know their filthy schemes
    They're going door to door and taking everybody's jobs
    The CIA gave me LSD

    Political bum, Political bum
    He's got his opinions and a bottle of rum.
    He used to be a hippie now he lives on the streets
    Striking up debates with everyone that he meets.

    Political bum

    I tried to get away, but he followed me, holding up his sign that said, "Will eat for food." My avoidance seemed to fuel his passion, and I braced myself for another barrage of confusing rhetoric.

    I lost my balls to a bomb in Koreatnam
    They have sex tape Kim Jon Ill and Uncle Sam
    Mountain Dew is a fundamental human right
    You sank my partisanship


    The sun was beginning to set at this point, and I could tell that he was just getting warmed up. Insane or not, you had to admire his dedication to his ideals. Whatever they are.

    Tinfoil helmet is protecting my brain waves
    The DMV is run by alien sex slaves
    911 was an upside job
    Somebody kill the fucking whales

    Republican or Democrat, you can't really tell
    But your eyes start to water when you notice the smell

    You won't never get me back on a plane
    I caught herpes from the TSA
    JFK shot Abraham Lincoln
    Somebody give me some change

    I see him on the corner almost everyday
    I think he takes his showers at the YMCA

    S.... S....

    @Billy Kilgore Yes?

  63. T.... ....

    The story of donald trump

    T.... ....

    @Theskybluelake  To be fair, trump isn't the worst person to run for president. I recently heard that Kanye West is interested in running for president...

    T.... ....

    +TheWe1c0meMatt Ted Cruz is a fuckwit.

    T.... ....

    as far as last year sure, but ted cruz is great now

    T.... ....

    I think this is more like Alex Jones

    T.... ....

    Alex jones is a immortal being

  64. T.... ....

    a bomb blew my balls off when I was in Koreatnam

  65. J.... ....

    Best band in the whole entire Universe

  66. l.... w....

    I faped to the moose

    l.... w....

    lane wright i I'm on THAT part of PluhTube again...

    l.... w....

    Creepiest. Drummer. Ever.

  67. S.... S....

    "I need to pick up the presidents daughter"
    *fumbles and looks away awkwardly finding the nearby wall very interesting at this moment*
    ...
    "Sounds like a very important job." *Said off hand*
    "Oh it is!" *said with a grave tone of voice as if the speaker believed himself to be serious*
    At this point I don't remember exactly what he said because I wasn't really listening any more, until the next urinal became free, that wall was the sole focus of my attention.
    Most interesting conversation I've had waiting in line for the restroom at the public library I can tell you that much.

    S.... S....

    Was this in the San Francisco main library?

  68. s.... ....

    "The DMV is run by alien sex slaves"
    That... actually wouldn't surprise me.

    s.... ....

    Probably just need the special glasses to see em.

    s.... ....

    for a bunch of alien sex slaves... they really are boring.

    s.... ....

    Slaves are always boring cuz they don't wanna be there, DUH!

  69. L.... W....

    You guys need to come to England!!! \m/

    L.... W....

    +Liza Whittle be good at glasto I guess. reminds me of the band fugazi, not making much doe but lots to say

  70. A.... ....

    beanie baby moose!

  71. E.... A....

    *FBI gave me LSD.

  72. B.... M....

    whhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat?! Billy Corgan is Mr. Anderson?

  73. S.... ....

    Looks like Rob gets smacked in the face at 1:00, damn. Lol

    S.... ....

    Smacked with the neck of the bottle.

  74. Z.... G....

    I want to live in Korietnam.

  75. t.... s....

    JABER KYT

  76. P.... J....

    Tresspassing on railroads is dangerous and illegal.  Stunt performed by trained professional idiots.  Do not attempt.

  77. L.... U....

    The guy who did foamy the squirrel should make a music video of this song

  78. F.... O....

    Hey Rob, how did you make your hat? Cause it's awesome, I want one, and I already have Matt's

  79. C.... P....

    The guy _does_ have a point. @Mountain Dew​ *is* a fundamental human right. So I hear...

    C.... P....

    All you people are on coke, aren't you. :-"

    C.... P....

    No don't even lie... I've been to your drug dealer's house! Fridge stocked chock full of Mountain Dews! I seen it!

    C.... P....

    @Ozzman Osgood Nope! They're on Dew!!! :P

    C.... P....

    R e42ww44ywrwrerwawe32344ee.ugyre oh^
    ^;

  80. F.... ....

    But.... I firmly believe mountain dew is a basic human right. Baja blast is a sweet sweet luxury item but mountain dew makes up four of my food groups

    F.... ....

    Will you marry me.

  81. S.... N....

    Kum & Go represent!

  82. C.... ....

    I just noticed that Rob's voice sounds a good bit like Weird Al!

    C.... ....

    Conspiracy! You should go talk to the political bum about all of the conspiracies. :p

  83. E.... ....

    Koreatnam!

  84. E.... ....

    Everyone knows or has met a political bum.

    E.... ....

    @Exhumed17 Seems the white people are bums ON PURPOSE. . .

    E.... ....

    +Exhumed17 Or is one

    E.... ....

    Yeah a progressive liberal

    E.... ....

    Batshit insane regressive conservative

    E.... ....

    @Machine Xor fuck the liberals

  85. C.... W....

    The singer looks like Kevin Steen

  86. K.... B....

    Nice Psycho .XD

  87. D.... ....

    Love the Twiztid Shirt!

    D.... ....

    Whoop whoop

    D.... ....

    Whoop whoop!

    D.... ....

    WHOOP WHOOP

  88. B.... M....

    That bum has seen some shit.

  89. B.... D....

    GOT DEMCICH

  90. p.... ....

    you guys are the next walk off the earth for metal lovers!

  91. T.... S....

    You guys are in Missouri?

  92. T.... S....

    You guys are in Missouri?

  93. L.... ....

    Can I have your pants ROTFL, somebody get this guy some change. Funny stuff, it brightened my mood

  94. C.... T....

    This should have many more views, everything about this is so awesome!

  95. n.... s....

    I'VE SEEN SOME STUFF MAN, SOME THINGS!      i wouldnt recommend it....

  96. I.... K....

    I love how he says KoreatNam

  97. J.... W....

    a twiztid shit? WHOOP WHOOP

    J.... W....

    I noticed that too. Go to the 'Because Boobs' video. Same guy has a Dark Lotus shirt on

  98. J.... K....

    Where do I get that moose antler hat?!?!

    J.... K....

    I was asking.my self the same question

  99. t.... ....

    psychostick kills....Look what I did also kills. These bands make me happy