Psychostick - Numbers (I Can Only Count To Four) Lyrics
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four
One, two, five, four
Me count so poor (gonna count, gonna count, gonna count now)
One, I can count to one
Two, I can count to two
Three, I can count to three
Four, I can't count no more
One, what comes after one
Two, what comes after two
Four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four
Count
One, two, nine, ten
Lost count again (gonna count, gonna count, gonna count now)
One, I can count to one
Two, I can count to two
Three, I can count to three
Four, I can't count no more
One, what comes after one
Two, what comes after two
Three, what comes after three
Four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
The numbers have all beaten you
You never made it through middle school
Your edu-ma-cation failed your mind
Now the numbers have left your brain behind
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
One, you can count to one
Two, you can count to two
Three, you can count to three
Four, you can't count no more
One, what comes after one
Two, what comes after two
Three, what comes after three
Four
We can only count to four
We can only count to four
We can only count to
Four
We can only count to four
We can only count to four
We can only count to four
Math and numbers
Lots of numbers
[dialogue]
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Psychostick Numbers (I Can Only Count To Four) Comments
1, 360, 1, model S
I hold 5 places at 0
Is it s count up yup
I give it 3 stars
Downside up
Sounds like a frustrated toddler
The aggressive way he yells "FOURRRRRR!!!" never fails to make me laugh
This song is dedicated to the 2020 Iowa Democratic Caucus.
I'm late to finding this but it's awesome and now when I introduce my barbarian character when I play D&D I want this playing as his theme song.
Thanks botchamania
If I became a preschool or kindergarten teacher and were gonna learn numbers, imma play this
I never heard a more metal 4 in my life
Gonna tell my kids this was Slipknot
Pretty cool stuff
I'm gonna tell my kids this was drowning pool
This is why Mista isn't the one teaching Narancia math
I love puyo puyo
Jhin mains listen to this on loop...
369 666
*checks comments for mista comments*
Thank you
I'm glad YouTube gives me recommendations for video I will never watch for years but only decided now to send me this in my feed.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
_Mista has left the chat_
This is the best!
Mista hates this song
Thanks, Botchamania.
I love this stuff it's so minimal but it's so beautiful. Thank you
Reddit 50 50
My Drill Sergeant plays this during Warrior PT
I loved this in the rambo trailer!
Numbers taught by heavy metal singers. Next, heavy metal bedtime songs:
GO THE F**K TO SLEEP!
Ima out smart this song if you count 4 then how are not 44 444
Must be an organic chemist. :)
Ima shine a phyco stick up my ass
Very cool thanks
Over half the comment section is people ragging on valve
Absolutely amazing
Here 2019
- Trump, whenever a hurricane becomes a category 5.
I just got this in Spotify and came to check wtf was it lmao I love it
Flat Earther's theme song.
Thankyou Sips
Regular 4yo: singing pussy songs like happy and you know it
Me when I was a 4yo:
Love this song lol
Been dyscalclitic my whole life. This song is my anthem lol.
Superpower tradeoff tho.... reading comprehension: Jungian.
Mom: so what music do you listen to?
Nobody:
Me: you dont wanna know mom...
All rise for the barbarin National anthem.
Fairly certain I am half of these views.
Ok what the fuck
He's hitting the hardest nae nae in the cover art
im sorry
Jhin approves
PESTILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you're a kindergarten teacher but you're also a metal as Fuck.
I have these lyrics stuck in my head instead of the originals.😂
That because these lyrics are better.
When you walk into kindergarten 3:08
aspasia
Somewhere Mista is in tears
Ur a dad
LMAO what is this
Play it in your car to impress others.
when your in kindergarden and the teacher ask you to count to ten
fun fact i played this for my nephew and he ended up singing at school to his teacher i found out when his mother called and i could hear my nephew i the background yelling "4 i can only count to 4" and i started dieing. ok so apparently it wasn't the fact he was singing it that got him in trouble it was the fact he was getting other kids to sing it as well which was considered a distraction....still pretty funny though..
i can only count the floor
Numbers
I enjoy this too much.
Better than star wars 4 5 6 1 2 3
Weird thing is, he actually kinda sounds like the original singer.
I can count to five
The prophecies are true! Teach me your ways.
123444444444444444444444444
As a person with dyscalculia, this fits me. Also one of the best non Weird Al parodies I have heard!
Weird al could never do this good if you Gave him 4 years
Brilliantly done.
What comes after 3 FOUR!!!
Relatable
FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!
i used to think it was "Me, count no more!"
I can only count to one - Metallica
They recently toured with Unsaid Fate & they do a cover of the original but Unsaid Fate won't play this version which would be a great April fool's joke.
The 4 people who downvoted this can’t take a joke, smh.
The 4 people who downvoted this can’t count, smh.
F to pay respects to disturbed😂
Drowning pool 🤘
when you're in middle school band and you encounter 6/8 for the first time
Drowning pool 👌 singer died last year or so but this song is awesome😂😂
Why do I find out about these guys just today? Love their humour, an awesome cover, also the name of the album is killing it.
Came here after "I'm a dog and I like socks!!". XD
Lucky I can only count to 486084
What a lot of people don't realize is that math songs in this kind of rock genre are called..... common core.
How could you do this to me?
@Psychostick I'm sorry, I could only think of a bad math pun today. Really though I went to school with a guy who was horrible at math and this song makes me think of him every time I hear it.
Thanks botchimania. Now I'm gonna be here for days.
Numbers (I Can Only Count to Four)
Psychostick
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four
One, two, five, four
Me count so poor (gonna count, gonna count, gonna count now)
One, I can count to one
Two, I can count to two
Three, I can count to three
Four, I can't count no more
One, what comes after one
Two, what comes after two
Three, what comes after three
Four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four
Count
One, two, nine, ten
Lost count again (gonna count, gonna count, gonna count now)
One, I can count to one
Two, I can count to two
Three, I can count to three
Four, I can't count no more
One, what comes after one
Two, what comes after two
Three, what…
Three, what comes after three?
Four, I can’t count no more!
*RUNNIN’ IN A CYBERCHASE
WE’LL MEET HIM FACE TO FACE
WE’LL STICK TOGETHER ALL THE TIME*
Better than the Original
There really should have been a part where everyone loses count
I really wish this song was written in 3
Hmm. It appears that the rabbits of Watership Down have discovered metal music.
Here from Botchamania 378. This song fit that referee perfectly.
1
2
3
4
...
Valve can only count to 2
Let my body hit the whore
Let my body hit the whore
Let my. Body hit the whore
Let my body hit the Whhhooorre!!
I love this dude😂😂
Jhin perfect theme