Psychostick - Numbers (I Can Only Count To Four) Lyrics






I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four

One, two, five, four
Me count so poor (gonna count, gonna count, gonna count now)

One, I can count to one
Two, I can count to two
Three, I can count to three
Four, I can't count no more

One, what comes after one
Two, what comes after two
Three, what comes after three
Four

I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four

I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four

Count

One, two, nine, ten
Lost count again (gonna count, gonna count, gonna count now)

One, I can count to one
Two, I can count to two
Three, I can count to three
Four, I can't count no more

One, what comes after one
Two, what comes after two
Three, what comes after three
Four

I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four

I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four

The numbers have all beaten you
You never made it through middle school
Your edu-ma-cation failed your mind
Now the numbers have left your brain behind

I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four

One, you can count to one
Two, you can count to two
Three, you can count to three
Four, you can't count no more

One, what comes after one
Two, what comes after two
Three, what comes after three
Four

We can only count to four
We can only count to four
We can only count to
Four

We can only count to four
We can only count to four
We can only count to four

Math and numbers
Lots of numbers

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  1. D.... t....

    1, 360, 1, model S

  2. J.... G....

    I hold 5 places at 0

  3. J.... G....

    Is it s count up yup

  4. J.... G....

    I give it 3 stars

  5. J.... G....

    Downside up

  6. S.... ....

    Sounds like a frustrated toddler

  7. W.... k....

    The aggressive way he yells "FOURRRRRR!!!" never fails to make me laugh

  8. h.... ....

    This song is dedicated to the 2020 Iowa Democratic Caucus.

  9. M.... S....

    I'm late to finding this but it's awesome and now when I introduce my barbarian character when I play D&D I want this playing as his theme song.

  10. S.... N....

    Thanks botchamania

  11. T.... ....

    If I became a preschool or kindergarten teacher and were gonna learn numbers, imma play this

  12. C.... N....

    I never heard a more metal 4 in my life

  13. D.... C....

    Gonna tell my kids this was Slipknot

  14. P.... D....

    Pretty cool stuff

  15. k.... Y....

    I'm gonna tell my kids this was drowning pool

  16. T.... ....

    This is why Mista isn't the one teaching Narancia math

  17. R.... ....

    I love puyo puyo

  18. N.... ....

    Jhin mains listen to this on loop...

  19. M.... F....

    369 666

  20. i.... ....

    *checks comments for mista comments*
    Thank you

  21. c.... o....

    I'm glad YouTube gives me recommendations for video I will never watch for years but only decided now to send me this in my feed.

  22. D.... W....

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  23. f.... ....

    _Mista has left the chat_

  24. S.... ....

    This is the best!

  25. T.... ....

    Mista hates this song

  26. C.... S....

    Thanks, Botchamania.

  27. S.... M....

    I love this stuff it's so minimal but it's so beautiful. Thank you

  28. H.... D....

    Reddit 50 50

  29. B.... N....

    My Drill Sergeant plays this during Warrior PT

  30. E.... P....

    I loved this in the rambo trailer!

  31. U.... ....

    Numbers taught by heavy metal singers. Next, heavy metal bedtime songs:
    GO THE F**K TO SLEEP!

  32. F.... H....

    Ima out smart this song if you count 4 then how are not 44 444

  33. P.... T....

    Must be an organic chemist. :)

  34. R.... p....

    Ima shine a phyco stick up my ass

    R.... p....

    Very cool thanks

  35. s.... 1....

    Over half the comment section is people ragging on valve

  36. R.... G....

    Absolutely amazing

  37. S.... #....

    Here 2019

  38. w.... ....

    - Trump, whenever a hurricane becomes a category 5.

  39. y.... J....

    I just got this in Spotify and came to check wtf was it lmao I love it

  40. J.... ....

    Flat Earther's theme song.

  41. C.... ....

    Thankyou Sips

  42. �.... b....

    Regular 4yo: singing pussy songs like happy and you know it
    Me when I was a 4yo:

  43. S.... ....

    Love this song lol

  44. R.... B....

    Been dyscalclitic my whole life. This song is my anthem lol.

    R.... B....

    Superpower tradeoff tho.... reading comprehension: Jungian.

  45. P.... P....

    Mom: so what music do you listen to?
    Nobody:

    Me: you dont wanna know mom...

  46. a.... d....

    All rise for the barbarin National anthem.

  47. J.... M....

    Fairly certain I am half of these views.

  48. G.... M....

    Ok what the fuck

  49. M.... ....

    He's hitting the hardest nae nae in the cover art






    im sorry

  50. S.... L....

    Jhin approves

  51. S.... P....

    PESTILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  52. D.... G....

    When you're a kindergarten teacher but you're also a metal as Fuck.

  53. M.... Y....

    I have these lyrics stuck in my head instead of the originals.😂

    M.... Y....

    That because these lyrics are better.

  54. T.... C....

    When you walk into kindergarten 3:08

  55. K.... P....

    aspasia

  56. r.... ....

    Somewhere Mista is in tears

  57. R.... M....

    Ur a dad

  58. K.... M....

    LMAO what is this

    K.... M....

    Play it in your car to impress others.

  59. M.... o....

    when your in kindergarden and the teacher ask you to count to ten


    fun fact i played this for my nephew and he ended up singing at school to his teacher i found out when his mother called and i could hear my nephew i the background yelling "4 i can only count to 4" and i started dieing. ok so apparently it wasn't the fact he was singing it that got him in trouble it was the fact he was getting other kids to sing it as well which was considered a distraction....still pretty funny though..

  60. R.... M....

    i can only count the floor

  61. R.... D....

    Numbers

  62. A.... X....

    I enjoy this too much.

  63. S.... R....

    Better than star wars 4 5 6 1 2 3

  64. S.... ....

    Weird thing is, he actually kinda sounds like the original singer.

  65. A.... P....

    I can count to five

    A.... P....

    The prophecies are true! Teach me your ways.

  66. G.... B....

    123444444444444444444444444

  67. R.... O....

    As a person with dyscalculia, this fits me. Also one of the best non Weird Al parodies I have heard!

  68. J.... R....

    Weird al could never do this good if you Gave him 4 years

  69. g.... ....

    Brilliantly done.

  70. x.... f....

    What comes after 3 FOUR!!!

  71. I.... D....

    Relatable

  72. L.... C....

    FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!

  73. R.... B....

    i used to think it was "Me, count no more!"

  74. M.... ....

    I can only count to one - Metallica

  75. T.... T....

    They recently toured with Unsaid Fate & they do a cover of the original but Unsaid Fate won't play this version which would be a great April fool's joke.

  76. c.... ....

    The 4 people who downvoted this can’t take a joke, smh.

  77. c.... ....

    The 4 people who downvoted this can’t count, smh.

  78. K.... O....

    F to pay respects to disturbed😂

    K.... O....

    Drowning pool 🤘

  79. A.... t....

    when you're in middle school band and you encounter 6/8 for the first time

  80. J.... k....

    Drowning pool 👌 singer died last year or so but this song is awesome😂😂

  81. S.... ....

    Why do I find out about these guys just today? Love their humour, an awesome cover, also the name of the album is killing it.

  82. M.... ....

    Came here after "I'm a dog and I like socks!!". XD

  83. P.... ....

    Lucky I can only count to 486084

  84. k.... ....

    What a lot of people don't realize is that math songs in this kind of rock genre are called..... common core.

    k.... ....

    How could you do this to me?

    k.... ....

    @Psychostick I'm sorry, I could only think of a bad math pun today. Really though I went to school with a guy who was horrible at math and this song makes me think of him every time I hear it.

  85. s.... ....

    Thanks botchimania. Now I'm gonna be here for days.

  86. S.... S....

    Numbers (I Can Only Count to Four)
    Psychostick
    I can only count to four
    I can only count to four
    I can only count to four
    I can only count to
    Four
    One, two, five, four
    Me count so poor (gonna count, gonna count, gonna count now)
    One, I can count to one
    Two, I can count to two
    Three, I can count to three
    Four, I can't count no more
    One, what comes after one
    Two, what comes after two
    Three, what comes after three
    Four
    I can only count to four
    I can only count to four
    I can only count to
    Four
    I can only count to four
    I can only count to four
    I can only count to
    Four
    Count
    One, two, nine, ten
    Lost count again (gonna count, gonna count, gonna count now)
    One, I can count to one
    Two, I can count to two
    Three, I can count to three
    Four, I can't count no more
    One, what comes after one
    Two, what comes after two
    Three, what…

  87. K.... ....

    Three, what comes after three?
    Four, I can’t count no more!
    *RUNNIN’ IN A CYBERCHASE
    WE’LL MEET HIM FACE TO FACE
    WE’LL STICK TOGETHER ALL THE TIME*

  88. A.... F....

    Better than the Original

  89. E.... H....

    There really should have been a part where everyone loses count

  90. E.... H....

    I really wish this song was written in 3

  91. A.... W....

    Hmm. It appears that the rabbits of Watership Down have discovered metal music.

  92. r.... ....

    Here from Botchamania 378. This song fit that referee perfectly.

  93. A.... W....

    1
    2
    3
    4
    ...

  94. N.... B....

    Valve can only count to 2

  95. M.... K....

    Let my body hit the whore
    Let my body hit the whore
    Let my. Body hit the whore
    Let my body hit the Whhhooorre!!

  96. J.... C....

    I love this dude😂😂

  97. D.... G....

    Jhin perfect theme