Psychostick - Holiday Hate Lyrics






It's that time of year for goin' SHOPPIN
It's that time of year for seein' GRANDMA
It's that time of year for lying to CHILDREN
That's right, Santa doesn't exist

It's that time of year for hatin' FRUITCAKE
It's that time of year for drinkin' EGG NOG
It's that time of year for bakin' a MINCE PIE
Betcha money by the end of the year you'll be FAT

Toys a plenty and choo-choo trains
Summer sausage and candy canes
Wal-mart santa coin donations
Salvation Army dedications

[Chorus]
Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers hit the malls, and drive the economy
Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers do your stuff, and make us all glad to be home!

It's that time of year for hanging STOCKINGS
It's that time of year for GINGERBREAD MEN
It's that time of year for getting a FAKE TREE
Decorate or you're not gonna eat

It's that time of year for watching RE-RUNS
It's that time of year for roasting CHESTNUTS
It's that time of year for opening PRESENTS
Don't forget, better clean up the mess that YOU MADE

Christmas music overplayed
Every minute of every day
Find a present for your mother
Then your dad and then your brother!

[Chorus]

It's that time of year for cheesy SWEATERS
It's that time of years for fuzzy EARMUFFS
It's that time of year for footed PAJAMAS
You know the ones with the hole in the butt

It's that time of year for family DRAMA
It's that time of year for lots of DRUG USE
It's that time of year for having a BREAKDOWN
Holidays are the days that will make you hate life





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  1. A.... N....

    Ramadan ...eid al fih is the same as Christmas to muslims

  2. c.... g....

    SANTA WAIT

    san----
    what

    WHAT

    c.... g....

    They’re lying. He’s real ;)

  3. C.... P....

    so true lol

  4. R.... ....

    You guys are fucking AWESOME!!! I have no clue how I stumbled across y'all but I am so glad I did!! Absolute fangirl now and a subscriber, THANK YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!! Much Love!!

    R.... ....

    What a stumble right? haha

    R.... ....

    exactly im making all my friends watch them lol they love them!

    R.... ....

    ive been listening to them ever since they ran out of cd space XD

  5. L.... R....

    This song grooves so hard...haha

  6. A.... B....

    Drums are fuckin sick !!!

  7. J.... R....

    This album is relevant again!

    Need new holiday psychostick songs *nod nod*

    J.... R....

    yup yup

    J.... R....

    It has happened 2019

  8. G.... I....

    I'm getting the feeling they dont like christmas. Or is it just me? :D

    G.... I....

    Gamemode: Idiot boom boom XD

  9. G.... S....

    HA! joke's on you, I'm already fat. 

  10. S.... ....

    make more music vids with THESE SONGS

  11. e.... ....

    Hate.  Let me tell you something... about hate.  I spent 7 years of my life working in retail, 5 of which were at Wal Mart.  I thought there was no possible way to crush my holiday spirit more than to work in the electronics department at Wal Mart for the Christmas Season.  Then I started working for the United States Postal Service and Oh My God... Dude, it's about as hard as playing DOOM on Nightmare difficulty.  Oh yes, holiday hate.

    e.... ....

    Nice reference, dude! Easily one of my favorite sci-fi stories.

  12. a.... c....

    I HATE Christmas...So thank you Psychostick for letting me express that hatred! :D

  13. h.... ....

    I was already fat.

  14. w.... H....

    nope never too early for holiday hate 

  15. T.... L....

    Is it too early to play this song yet?

    T.... L....

    Lol mt lil bro has played with these dudes. Hahaha . Turn it up

  16. R.... N....

    Went to Walgreens two hours ago and noticed they had their Christmas crap on display. Been in my head ever since.

  17. 7.... ....

    I love your song, have not bought into the holiday crap, probably because me and hubby don't have kids...also if we do have them, we want to teach them a thing about this holiday crap not being happiness. It sucks that people feed their children lies about buying to make others happy. Make them cookies and food and share some time together...it isn't about gifts...the kids and competition ruin it.

  18. F.... V....

    I came from Germany x__X BUT I WANT IT TOO !

    but...payment? i don't can send you € cause you want $.

  19. D.... ....

    HOPEFULLY i see you guys at dirtfest

  20. o.... ....

    Wait what? Santas not real? :'(

  21. C.... H....

    Damnit. I wish I would've seen this before Thanksgiving, then.

  22. K.... L....

    I'd pay good money to sneak this into the playlist for the "adult soft-rock" stations that will go over to Xmas schlock starting the day after Thanksgiving.

  23. s.... ....

    omg i love this!! its like my kind of holiday music :3 where do i get it? :O

  24. T.... B....

    :D I'll go get that sandwich right now.

  25. P.... ....

    Actually, we're giving the album away for free through Thanksgiving. You can get it in our webstore right now by clicking the link above. :)

  26. T.... B....

    So do we BUUUYYYYY this song?

  27. S.... ....

    And that's another too my christmas song list.

  28. W.... j....

    YES Thank you Psychostick, the holidays are way overrated

  29. a.... ....

    Oooooh. XD

  30. d.... ....

    yaaay these are hella old but still fuckin rad!

  31. R.... O....

    OMFG this is AWESOME!!!!

  32. a.... ....

    YAAAAAAAAAY NEW SONGS!!! :D