Presidents Of The United States Of America, The - Candy Lyrics






The sugar's only sweetness,
Salt is ocean tears
And you were my only weakness
For years and years and years
You little (yo) sweetie
You were hiding in a jar
Now my mind is gone completely
Take off the lid and there you are

You're my can-dy
Can-dy

Well the devil, she made sweet candy,
took six days and nights to dream
On the seventh day she rested,
woke up early and made ice cream
Now the devil, she must be a dentist
with deep jawbreaker eyes
Red rope hair, gumdrop lips,
cotton candy thighs

(Chaga lava) stole my body
and aftertaste stole my mind
Left me dangling down defenseless
then sweet candy she said goodbye
Now my teeth are worn and useless
My eyes too sunk to see
My tongue swelled up to twice its size
and all I want to do is eat





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  1. c.... ....

    A song about nothing that is just fantastic. What a fuckin gem of a band.

  2. s.... ....

    my song!!

  3. J.... A....

    That sounds like a good way to loose teeth

  4. F.... P....

    Everyone looks into the song meaning something too much. This song is not about meth or alcohol, it’s about candy! Same as dune buggy is about a spider driving a dune buggy! The presidents sang amazing songs about bullshit with no meaning. Which we need more of in this politically charged climate.

  5. J.... A....

    Sugar conspiracy worse than crack heroin and meth combined. 😈✌️👿

  6. E.... H....

    I love this song, even though I'm sober now, methh

  7. a.... ....

    Who thumbs down Presidents of the USA? Who does that??

  8. I.... B....

    Cleveland rocks!!!

  9. [.... D....

    I LOVE CANDY!!

  10. A.... D....

    Awesome band I spent alot of time listening to there music when I was a kind lol and still do never it fade away

  11. K.... ....

    reminds me of this chick I banged this one time. She had the perfect ass

    K.... ....

    Thanks Kain

  12. J.... T....

    This song is about to much of a good thing.

  13. F.... ....

    The sugar's only sweetness,
    Salt is ocean tears
    And you were my only weakness
    For years and years and years
    You little (yo) sweetie
    You were hiding in a jar
    Now my mind is gone completely
    Take off the lid and there you are

    You're my can-dy
    Can-dy

    Well the devil, she made sweet candy,
    took six days and nights to dream
    On the seventh day she rested,
    woke up early and made ice cream
    Now the devil, she must be a dentist
    with deep jawbreaker eyes
    Red rope hair, gumdrop lips,
    cotton candy thighs

    (Chaga lava) stole my body
    and aftertaste stole my mind
    Left me dangling down defenseless
    then sweet candy she said goodbye
    Now my teeth are worn and useless
    My eyes too sunk to see
    My tongue swelled up to twice its size
    and all I want to do is eat

  14. A.... ....

    garbage

  15. D.... B....

    These guys were definitely a high point of 1990's music

  16. C.... J....

    "Now the devil, she must be a dentist"
    So creative

  17. J.... K....

    ow nd ere?

  18. C.... J....

    Presidents, yall are great :D

  19. R.... H....

    Red rope hair, gumdrop lips,
    cotton candy thighs... yep

  20. A.... ....

    420 likes! I aint messin it up :D but I do hella like this song

    A.... ....

    Welp, now's y'r chance

  21. P.... ....

    Insanely clever. One could argue they had help from the Devil Himself.

    P.... ....

    +Paul Garcia *herself

    P.... ....

    +Skeletor Jopko shizelf

    P.... ....

    ...i am male,and i did not assist in this song in any way,well,the initial deal for the soul's to be star's,fukt them good didn't i,Muah Ha Haaa.

    P.... ....

    i'm quite proud of this one. Nice fellows. Too bad i had to kill them all

  22. d.... c....

    shud be an advert for dentistry

  23. d.... c....

    salt is ocean tears cccaaannndddyyyyy

  24. d.... ....

    Potusa will be on tour this year go so them!!!!

    d.... ....

    Let's go!

  25. d.... ....

    if you dont get out your own ass, you'll likely disappear.
    PS. pres rules

  26. j.... ....

    I love this band.i was 9year old when I started to chew on this.i had good taste from a young age!

  27. J.... E....

    Its about candy!

    And totally one of my all time favorites!

  28. S.... ....

    Wtf this song is not about meth it's about sex...I assume???

    S.... ....

    SPWoods it's definitely about meth

    S.... ....

    It’s about alcohol.

    S.... ....

    It’s about Addictions so no wrong answers 🙏 break em up and show em duces ✌️

  29. T.... ....

    4 dickweeds had to go and do it.

  30. K.... G....

    My ALL TIME FAVE SONG TO STRIP TOOO

    K.... G....

    Kristol Grace let's see u strip ????

  31. G.... R....

    well you can take two steps back and literally fuck yourself in your ass. bitch. don't brag that you don't like shit YouTube has enough of it

  32. m.... j....

    And i'm going to see them and you're not

  33. P.... ....

    They'vre reformed

  34. F.... ....

    Pure genius I fckin lob them!

  35. D.... ....

    First song i ever got stoned too! WOW what an experience...

  36. A.... B....

    The person who disliked the video

    A.... B....

    what did i mean by this

    A.... B....

    "I'm drunk and should actually be home sleeping"?

  37. k.... b....

    Or crystal meth (what this is about).

    k.... b....

    Sure hope not

    k.... b....

    Alcohol.

  38. T.... C....

    i agree i just listened to it for the fist time in about 10 years

  39. a.... N....

    Love tis song :) brings gud memorries

  40. f.... ....

    Such a beautiful song, brings that heat :D

    Peace & One Love
    ♂envision♀

  41. c.... ....

    waw,
    wawa waaaaa,
    wawao wawa waw,
    wawawwa wao waowao,
    wao wao wawawaaa waw...

  42. S.... R....

    That one person obviously doesn't like candy

  43. L.... ....

    This Candy is stuck on my Brain!!!

  44. p.... t....

    <3 <3 <3 the sexual innuendo of their songs

    p.... t....

    patricia thorne it's interesting how similar songs about drugs are to songs about love

    p.... t....

    MipeDinkums
    Just like Over and Over by Three Days Grace

  45. i.... ....

    @kurt6154 They released a brand new album just a few years ago. They will probably be back before you know it. Besides, Chris Ballew (the lead singer/songwriter) always seems to have something going on the side. He's released at least 6 independent albums, including one of original children's music. I recommend all of it, it's all excellent.

  46. K.... I....

    @chidorigirl they are awesome but they don't make music any more

  47. K.... I....

    these guys were awesome

  48. J.... M....

    BWAhhhhahah Captin Kunuckles!