Plan B - Runaway Lyrics

And I always find, and I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong
You been putting up with my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
and so I think it's time for us to have a toast,
let's have a toast for the douchebags
let's have a toast for the assholes
let's have a toast for the scumbags
Everyone of them that I know.
Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs, that I'll never take work off

Baby, I've got a plan; runaway as fast as you can

Found pictures in my e-mail,
I sent this bitch a picture of my dick.
I don't know what it is with females, but I'm not too good at that shit.
See, I could have me a good girl,
and still be addicted to them hoodrats
and I just blame everything on you,
Atleast you know that's what I'm good at

And I always find, and I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong
You been putting up with my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
and so I think it's time for us to have a toast,
let's have a toast for the douchebags
let's have a toast for the assholes
let's have a toast for the scumbags
Everyone of them that I know.
Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs, that I'll never take work off

Baby, I've got a plan; runaway as fast as you can

It's a tragedy the power these girls have on me
Once they find out I'm not how they imagined me
They'd put their fucking claws in and start dragging me through the dirt
Like Johnny Cash, I'm hurt
this ain't Love Actually
This is love, I couldn't say it more casually
Every girl I fuck is just another casualty
So when the tables turn, and I get burnt
How the hell can I complain about a bitch fuckin' about with me?
It's all a game
that little strouse
It's a real fuckin' shame we'll never, figure it out
But that's the nature of the beast and all it's beauty,
We can't all be
Vincent Cassells fucking Monica Belluci's
Where others fail, someone else will always prosper, Cosa Nostra
This thing will rise from the bottom to the top but
these all keep playing to the death
So you best runaway if you ain't up to the test, girl..

And I always find, and I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong
You been putting up with my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
and so I think it's time for us to have a toast,
let's have a toast for the douchebags
let's have a toast for the assholes
let's have a toast for the scumbags
Everyone of them that I know.
Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs, that I'll never take work off

Baby, I've got a plan; runaway as fast as you can

Runaway from me, baby
Baby, runaway
Runaway from me, baby
just runaway
You don't have to get crazy, just runaway
Baby, I got a plan; runaway as fast as you can