Pat Green - If I Was The Devil Lyrics






If I was the devil
I'd hang out in blue eye, Missouri
Where the water and the mountain collide
I'd scare all the little children
And rumble around beneath the beds
Tell them all kind of stories
I cant help but get them stuck in their heads

Then I'd take out some of your livestock
You can blame it on the beast of the night
You know it was me
Same as you know wrong and right

If I was the devil
I'd go and find your preacher man
Crusty and white hair
I'd tell him that hell is on the way
Scare him right out of his skin
See the brimstone in his eyes
Then a band of fat white deacons would take him far away
That would be just fine with me
If I was the devil

If I was the devil
I'd gather up all your dreams
And drop them to the bottom if a black lagoon
I'd steal away all your patience and steal away all your pride
Leave you with nothing but uncontrollable fear
And then id reveal my masterpiece
As I dance around with the night
Down in blue eye, Missouri
Where the water and the mountain collide





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  1. j.... r....

    hmmm coulda been a amazing county song player,big hit wave on wave ,,ied like to know what he was thinkin at the time he did this song ,that ruined his career ,

  2. S.... M....

    What if we have if all roung and the devil is really good

    S.... M....

    Turd ferg u ignorant reptile hillbilly, turd ferg.

    S.... M....

    No.
    You are a Satanist.
    You know nothing.

    Jesus loves you, ask for forgiveness.

    S.... M....

    The way I see it, there was many gods. We look like them, and just as them, there is good and evil amongst humanoid lifeforms. Perhaps Lucifer was just another angry god. There was many gods but even they became tired. And Christ along with many other great wisemen and women came to remind of the godliness in us that makes us so mighty compared to the beasts and environments around us.

  3. S.... R....

    great tune!!!!!!!!!!!!!