Parks, Squares And Alleys - TS (Technologies Sucks) Lyrics






Yeah honey I am ready
I want to destroy
This car on a boulevard
Come on girls and boys

Do you like your player
You keep it in pants
Do you like it bigger
Than parents and friends

Technologies sucks
Your TV and computer is fucking drugs

Do you like your player
You keep it in pants
Do you like it bigger
Than parents and friends

Technologies sucks
Your TV and computer is fucking drugs





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  1. M.... W....

    I really appreciate all of your videos, but especially the ones on the cruises. My question is this: I use a motorized wheelchair and I'm seeing a lot of staircases. From your experiences, does one need to be able to climb stairs to fully enjoy what the cruise has to offer? Is there one ship that seemed more accessible than the others? Thank you in advance for your time and help.

  2. L.... ....

    Your wife is absolutely beautiful, thank you for the tour!

  3. T.... ....

    I went on this ship 12 years ago when I was like 2

  4. j.... y....

    i went on this last year, and i made some of the best friends i'll ever have. i miss it so much

  5. L.... C....

    One of their employees went missing on this ship. Never to be seen from again

  6. C.... B....

    Also Excursions meet in D-lounge
    The magic band thing is only for the oceanair club and lab kids
    You have vibe and edge switched

  7. r.... g....

    I am going on this ship in 4 days!🌻😛

  8. t.... l....

    Tim,at 10:11 the staircase is almost a replica of the staircase in "Titanic" the movie

  9. L.... S....

    I love your videos!

  10. T.... R....

    I adore when you do long videos!!❤️ I’m soooo exited to see the baby good luck!😋🤩🤗😮😌😆😝😂❤️😉

  11. B.... N....

    So much love and respect for Tim and the fact he didn't record the kids swiming.

  12. A.... G....

    Going to the Disney wonder in August to Alaska for 7 days love this vlog

  13. N.... C....

    jen looks beyond beautiful!

  14. J.... D....

    I hope you guys get to go on the Dream or Fantasy. They have the best bar called Meridian between Palo and Remy. Also, the rooms have a channel on the TV where you can watch all Disney and Pixar movies on demand. The bigger boats are my favorite!

  15. S.... B....

    No casino... hard pass

  16. G.... K....

    Well done. Thank you.

  17. E.... S....

    Gotcha is sooooo much fun 😂

  18. S.... C....

    I love guinness "your shud triy a pint of Guinness It,s very nice to drink.

  19. S.... C....

    On way on dinsney,s crouse ship tha might cause you a lot $$$$$$.

  20. S.... N....

    How long does it take to disembark the cruise ship? Does anyone know?

  21. t.... ....

    This guy is a tool..... divorce him now.......

  22. J.... A....

    His women is kinky one . You know she dresses up like snow white and gives it to him hard

  23. R.... Z....

    The girl in the video is really pretty, but the thing in her nose is ugly . This video is great; having seen it, I have no desire to go on a Disney ship. It's nice, but looks really boring overall. Do I really want to play a board game when I have paid for an expensive cruise? How many cutesy Disney-related trinkets can a person ogle over? Boring!

  24. B.... ....

    Tim: no it’s not a touchscreen I’m magical

  25. R.... F....

    Was there a room like vibe for that 18-20 age range you had mentioned? As I am 19 now and if I was to go on a cruise with my parents I wouldn’t have anyone with me my own age and was wondering if there was a space even though I am older Xxx

  26. R.... T....

    Love you guys, been a fan for a couple a years now.

    The doors against the walls are fire screen doors. And the larger Doors in the hallway with the red lever’s are watertight doors. Both to isolate and incident if one occurs.

  27. A.... P....

    this makes me jealous and want to go on a disney cruise agian.

  28. a.... m....

    I’m going on a disney cruise in a week, I don’t remember what boat I’m on but this makes me so excited!!!

  29. B.... C....

    I was on the Wonder in November! I loved it so much!

  30. J.... D....

    I despised that movie theater. I was too big and the aisles were too small

  31. R.... N....

    Azure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. R.... N....

    WHAT A SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. S.... N....

    my ex and i did the big red boat

  34. F.... L....

    U guys are such a cute couple

  35. F.... ....

    Excellent. Excellent. Thank you.

  36. A.... S....

    Man, people who put the tongs on top of the food is disgusting. Like the handles are sitting on the food. Yikes. Also random, I just needed to get that out lol

  37. S.... a....

    Do you cruise on other cruise lines or are you strickly Disney?

    S.... a....

    Their first cruise ever was the Disney Magic back in Jan. They vlogged that also.
    This was their second ever cruise, so both cruises have been Disney. They like to stick to Disney-esque things but you never know. 😊

  38. e.... y....

    This is a lot better vedio guide than your last cruise line trip with Disney, well but think about it, back than it wasn't a guide it was more like a first timer's view....XD
    The best thing about this vedio is you state out clearly about which part or facility are include in the crusie line package and which needs to pay extra. This is VERY HELPFUL. I know Disney info cardborad which you may find in your room has this info as well, yet listen from you two are different, feels better :)

  39. T.... ....

    I look like you are in heaven

  40. L.... 4....

    Nothing beats a Disney World vacation. Sorry Disney Cruise Lines.

  41. J.... A....

    Love your videos! I got behind the first of April watching any YouTube. My mom passed away and I'm just lost still. I had taken care of her for 6 years. I love how you show all the details of the ship. I've never been on a cruise except an overnight cruise across the North Sea. I would love to take a cruise someday. I'm glad you are getting all these free trips. You both deserve them.

  42. J.... L....

    Jen and Tim, I LOVE your Disney adventure videos! You have convinced us that a Disney adventure is the most magical way to spend our 50th Anniversary! We haven't decided on a cruise or Aulani, maybe a little of each. Love your vids! and Congrats on Baby on the way. He or she is a very lucky little child. :)

  43. N.... R....

    Do you wear a pedometer? Would love to know how many steps lol

  44. a.... h....

    We have been on the Disney Wonder 4 times, getting ready for our 5th time. I learned things watching this video I didn't know...... thanks for sharing.

  45. B.... O....

    What a great vid! I had no idea that so much was included in the cost of your cruise, especially food! Now I'm suddenly having second thoughts about going on a Disney cruise!

  46. E.... w....

    Your tour of the cruise bring back memories for me such good old
    childhood days when I went.

    Wow yes the ocean club looks way different from when I went. The ocean club is where Me and my cousin hung out most of the cruise because I was too young back then to go the night club with my parents same for my cousin. If she had been born a year later she would have ended up in the nursery.

    I remember when I went there was a pirate theme room and it had a slide and it look like a pirate ship.

    I remember one time one cruise I asked a boy in the club to take a toy down the slide with him. I didn’t do it I was too scared but they had mini version of the slide so I did that instead.

    I remember one the cruise my cousin screamed at other kids not play with me.

    I remember one times I was in another room with computers. I remember throwing blocks one time. One night i was having so much fun on the computer that I told my parents don’t interrupt my fun. I also did dress up a few times.

    I remember one time I talked with a girl in the club sadly I don’t know her name.

    One time I closed the bathroom doors in the clubs just for the fun of it and staff said don’t do that because it’s dangerous.

    I also remember washing my hands in the hands free device whenever I went to the club and arrived there.

    I also remember going to the ocean lab once and I remember my cousin used the boys bathroom luckily for me I found the girls bathroom. One time I freaked out that there was a boy in the bathroom but it turned out his sister was with him.

    I also remember animators palate. That’s where I had dinner with my family instead of the club because I was on a gluten free and casein free diet when I went. I also remember Parrot Cay restaurant where I had my breakfast. I didn’t palo my parents might have because back I was too young to dine there.


    I can also remember walking around the deck with my parents one night on the cruise. I also remember the Mickey pool that’s were I would do if most of my swimming on the cruise because I was too young for the quiet cove pool at the time. I also had a splash contest with 2 other girls one night on the cruise. I also remember going into the hot time with my parents and I turned on the bubbles for some ladies entering the pool.

    In conclusion those are memories of my Disney Cruise. Such good childhood days when I went.

  47. O.... L....

    When they say welcome the tracker family,, little did we know that they were expecting. I’m so excited

  48. T.... ....

    LOL OH JENN!!!!

  49. T.... ....

    THAT SLIDE looks like Fun!!!!!!!!

  50. E.... ....

    I would be able to process this so much better if I knew a single bit of ship lingo. Starboard and aft and all the like.

  51. R.... ....

    I respect how much you try to give others privacy Tim. Most youtubers dont do that. Thank you!

  52. K.... C....

    Could you just go on all the ships and do a tour? That would be great thanks!!!🤣

  53. D.... W....

    @6:45, I kind of expected Lloyd to be serving Jack Torrence a drink.

  54. T.... R....

    I can't go on a cruise. I would gain 100lbs!!!!

  55. J.... F....

    Great tour Tim & Jenn. Thanks, I hope you guys had some fun too!

  56. K.... J....

    Best ship tour ever!

  57. T.... B....

    You guys are the best..

  58. T.... B....

    I would LOVE to run into Tim and his tracker camera. And of course Jen🤗

  59. F.... ....

    I really appreciate how family friendly you always are! Not showing the kids playing in the pool is a small detail I can tell you put a lot of effort into. It'd be so easy to forget and hold the camera just a little too low and show them. It's unfortunate with the current situation on Youtube that we have to be so careful about kids in videos.

  60. K.... ....

    Not sure if someone already mentioned this in the comments, but Tim pointed out that people are running on Deck 4 all the time and he wasn't sure how long that was -- there's a sign on the wall at 15:03 that says 3 laps = 1 mile and the direction in which to jog. Hope that helps anyone else who was curious like me!

  61. M.... C....

    I think so many Cruises in a short time are not the best way to enjoy vacation. You make great videos, but it feels more and more like a Guide for a modern shopping channel...

  62. B.... B....

    Awesome tour!!

  63. L.... W....

    19:31 They say 'Oceaneer' , I might've searched for the decoder and translated it ^-^

  64. x.... ....

    I am surprised they do not give passengers free wifi service. You pay all that money for the cruise and they cant give you access to the wifi unless you pay extra? Most hotels these days do not make you pay for wifi.

    x.... ....

    Viking also has free WiFi. Disney is so expensive that they should not charge extra for everything.

  65. C.... T....

    I went on the Disney Wonder 13 years ago when I was 5, it’s so nice you gave us such an awesome tour! A very nostalgic experience. 😂

    Edit: Oh my gosh, so I just watched past the kids club part of the video, and they updated the rooms so well!! When I went there, it was themed like pirates, and everything was brown and ugly, and there was a slide that had a plastic brown puddle at the bottom where you land, and it was of uh.. (I think it was supposed to be oil?) but it looked like diarrhea.

  66. E.... H....

    Best 50 minutes of my life! Such a great detailed tour of the ship. If I ever have a vacation on the Wonder Cruise Ship, I will definitely come back and watch this video! Great video!

  67. M.... M....

    The Edge is for the tween age group so from 11-13 year olds, and the Vibe is the teen club and it is for 14-17 year olds

  68. C.... G....

    I like that pub--can't get enough of Mr. Toad and the Style Council--which was the music playing there. I think Tim has a relaxing voice.

  69. C.... W....

    All the Disney ships look rather old and outdated now compared to the newer ships of other cruiselines. The newest NCL Bliss actually has a go kart track, mini golf, and water slides on the top deck. Its the coolest boat Ive ever seen.

  70. Z.... J....

    I’m only watching this bc I’m going in a Disney Cruise in 13 days 😁😄😃😎

  71. J.... T....

    Can you guys watch end game and then make a video giving your reaction to it? that would be amazing!!!

  72. S.... G....

    Jenn looked so pretty in this video

  73. I.... D....

    Disney theming never disappoints!

  74. J.... B....

    I need y'all to stop being so damn cute, my heart can't handle it.

  75. M.... R....

    Thank you for the thorough tour of the Disney Wonder. You could have been in Ensenada, but you gave us a tour and I am thankful for the effort and energy it took to make me awe and Wonder. I hope you get the Ensenada experience you wanted much sooner than later.

  76. K.... ....

    King of the Ship!

  77. S.... C....

    King of the chat... King of the chat...

  78. B.... S....

    Which port was this filmed at?

    B.... S....

    Bill Scurry Ensenada, Mexico

    B.... S....

    @Abigail Lee Thank you!

  79. �.... �....

    The Wonder has a lot more cafés and all inclusive food areas than the Fantasy and Dream.

  80. M.... M....

    The flags say Oceaneer

  81. D.... F....

    Something i noticed is that they played music appropriate to where the ship was in port, Mexican Music. Just more incredible Disney theming.

  82. O.... V....

    Any chance you guys could do a review of a Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship? I'm sure it would get a lot of views. Nobody does reviews like you!

  83. T.... P....

    In regards to cigerets om you balcony on a ship. The reasoning for banning you from smoking on your private balcony is the fact that if you threw it overboard it could be blown back on board and cause a fire.

  84. L.... G....

    Aft= back of ship
    Bow= front of ship
    Port= left side
    Starboard= right side
    Not alot of people know the ship terminology.

    L.... G....

    Aft is the rearmost internal part of the ship
    aft is also moving towards the rear
    Stern means the external rear of the ship
    Also, don't forget
    Galley - Kitchen/Restaurant
    Heads = Toilet

  85. A.... P....

    Omg you guys thanks a lot for this video! I sell cruises for a living, and it is almost impossible to visit DCL ships. You video is very clear ans very complete. Super helpfull for anyone interested in cruising, and travel agent like me!!

  86. J.... P....

    Thank you guys for doing all this so we can pretend we're there with you. I know how much hard work goes into these videos but you still must feel so lucky 😍

  87. K.... ....

    Awesome 😎 thx for sharing

  88. S.... D....

    The extra space on Deck 6 Midship, is a “garage” for mobility scooters, wheelchairs, strollers, etc. If you walk all the way around Deck 4, you would see a very small dog park for service animals to use. Also on 4, is an interesting area right at the front of the ship, where you can see the huge anchor chain and other workings of the ship. And there used to be a good sized veranda with several loungers outside a big door at the aft of Deck 7. Not sure if that’s still there. ???

  89. G.... B....

    Where are the grits?

  90. D.... B....

    oh man, I feel like "Underwater" probably isn't the best theming for the main atrium of a cruise ship lol

  91. k.... ....

    I loved the tour!!! Very very detailed.....But...... i kept hoping Tim would get a good shot of Jen’s dress... it looked like it was really pretty....you cute Jen!!

  92. j.... b....

    Jenn cleans up well lol!

  93. P.... ....

    Bibbidi Bobbidi BoutiqueBibbidi Bobbidi Boutique Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique

  94. A.... K....

    Why do some room doors have decoration and some don’t?

    A.... K....

    People decorate their own doors.

  95. A.... K....

    Do they do photo pass on the cruises?

  96. P.... ....

    "This fish has a crown on it's butt."

  97. C.... C....

    This is amazing. Thank you SO MUCH!! You answered so many of my questions that you didn't even know I had. How cool is that!!

  98. n.... ....

    OMG I love Mickey's hand as the arrow for floors above the elevators

  99. M.... ....

    Been on all four ships of Disney many times , but did a Oasis of the Seas And food was better