Open Mike Eagle - Lit Lyrics
I been layin' here for hours
Like I'm meltin' into this couch
I'm off the floor, five pills
I never felt 'em get in my mouth
I'm tryna take a few more
But I got no hand-eye coordination
There's pills all over my face
I got pills all over my shirt
And some drink spilled in my lap
It's either that or I pissed myself
But I really hope it's not that
I stay crewed up, I stay cooled up
So you know I'm never alone
When they wake up, I'ma ask my homies
Can they help me out of my clothes
We at the party, this is it
We ain't doin' shit
All we do is sit
And baby this is lit
Baby this is lit
Yeah, Baby this is lit
Yeah, it's lit
I'm drinkin' shit
Then drink a whole fifth
My doctor gave me a brand new script
Said don't pop them 'fore you drive your whip
Know I drove my whip
E'rybody in the club free before 10
Had to get in, know I brought my friends
And all my friends high off the benzos
Smokin' out the wall [?] indos
E'rybody swear they my kinfolk
Try to play me like Nintendo
I'm so high, gotta let them in though
Somebody get me out this hole
Ah, we really love these hoes
E'rybody think they love this dro
I sit here really tryin' to fold
We at the part, this is it
We ain't doin' shit
All we do is sit
And baby this is lit
Baby this is lit
Yeah, baby this is lit
We ain't doin' shit
All we do is sit
And baby, this is lit
Baby this is lit
Yeah, baby this is lit
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Open Mike Eagle Lit Comments
This is an Adult Swim version of Ziggy Starfish
This isn't stand up comedy, it's a music video. So why is it posted under stand up comedy, when it's not stand up comedy?
Father sounds like he's high as mother
You don’t see that you can’t skip this your have to listen to it....
SMH 666 dollars SMH niggas be so thirsty to sell they souls to the devil just to get on
Whos here from The New Negroes?
aye Father is everywhere this is so dope
Why? Do that.
someone butchered the compression on this video.
Yes, it is stupid to take drugs. Agreed.
Support.
The animation is clutch 😭
Pathetic how ppl think this is cool at all.. lmao losers fo life!!
variety is the spice of life so get over yourself
@soth1 sol loser i assume..
@Charlie Santos Who's your favourite music artist?
Charlie Santos why do you have to hate
@Gamers Galaxy bitch cuz im a hater!!! This shit is whack
Really should put episodes on YouTube, I'd watch it on here I just dont have cable
Lol this is lit. Any one hating is probably lit 🔥 🔥
This was fucking lit...
Very stupid
Oh come on dont be so hard on yourself
swing and a miss, Comedy Central. Stick to stand up comedy like the name of the channel says
everyone knows its REAL name is "Stand Up Comedy Central", everyone knows this.
STOP DISLIKING THINGS I LIKE
@Jeff B YESSSSS MORE MORE MORE MMMMMM FILL MY CAVERNOUS ANUS WITH ANGST AND A CRIPPLING DESIRE TO BE A PART OF A COMMUNITY WHERE LIKING THINGS IS OVERATED. THE VOID WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED SO THE ONLY TRUE HAPPINESS THAT IS AVAILABLE COMES FROM MANIFESTING SUPERIORITY FROM SUBJECTIVE TASTE, A MEDIUM THAT CAN NOT BE OBJECTIVELY GOOD. you've gotta stop I can only get so erect, good sir
@easybreezysneezy covergirl to be fair captain marvel sucks, this was kinda funny though
Jeff B. Take that fucking hat off if you want to sit here with the adults and have them allow you to voice your opinion.
Now that its off, feed it to your dog.
Step 3, learn to read. (Comedy Central doesn't have the word(s) stand, up OR stand-up in the channel name)
After all those things are taken care of, take a long look in the mirror and take a looooooooong time before speaking or typing anything and go over it in your head. Is it really worth saying/commenting? Is it going to add anything to the discussion or do you just want attention and/or to hear your own voice? After you've come to an amswer, swallow it and stfu.
Stop putting negativity into the aether. If you dont like something, avoid it. Taking the time to shit upon it does nothing but bring attention to that fucking hat and the fact that you think that hat will get you pussy. You dont want to bring attention to either of those things...they are already bpth turned up to 11 and everyone in the library of life is shushing you.
Do better or dont do anything.
Im here. I liked.