One Direction - Act My Age Lyrics






One, two, three, four

When I'm fat and old and my kids think I'm a joke
'Cause I move a little slow when I dance
I can count on you after all that we've been through
'Cause I know that you'll always understand

I won't act my age, no, I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same around you
Hey!

When I'm fat and old and my kids think I'm a joke
'Cause the stories that I told, I tell again and again
I can count on you after all we got up to
'Cause I know that you truly understand

I won't act my age, no, I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same around you
I won't act my age, no, I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same and you will, too
Hey!

When I can hardly walk and my hair is falling out
We'll still stay up 'til morning
We'll throw the after-party, oh, yeah, oh, yeah

I won't act my age, no, I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same around you
I won't act my age, no, I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same and you will, too
Hey!





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  1. c.... P....

    You know what, i searched 'one direction pirates of the Caribbean'

  2. R.... H....

    IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A PIRATE SONG???????

  3. M.... Z....

    Piratas de um Caribé gente KKKKKKKKKKKK como eu amo

  4. N.... ....

    Everybody says this song reminds them Taitanic😂 same here🎶💃

  5. M.... J....

    Dec 2019

  6. I.... s....

    it’s the pirate song

  7. B.... ....

    When the uncooked shrimp makes the same joke after seeing it in the comments

  8. m.... -....

    *shrimp have entered the chat*

  9. A.... B....

    so I have replayed this part of the song like 9867642 times 2:22

  10. S.... t....

    came from Twitter
    I had to check out the full song 😂😂

  11. m.... r....

    when u come from the army tweets with the dancing video

  12. C.... ....

    pirate music

  13. N.... G....

    S h r i m p

  14. M.... ....

    Idk but this song has a bit of a"medieval" sound hahaha it's so gooooddd

  15. M.... T....

    Nananana😂😂
    Nananana😂😂
    ayyyyy nunca me cansaré de eso❤

  16. T.... T....

    Comment some good songs like this

  17. J.... L....

    another month and a decade of one direction will be over

    I'm crying

  18. A.... R....

    Who was obsessed with One Direction and is not obsessed with BTS right after

  19. Y.... O....

    Oh so this is where the meme is from

  20. M.... F....

    Lil mammals

  21. D.... J....

    Llegué a esta canción porque sale en el video de reaccionando a mis memes de El Rubius 😂😂

  22. M.... 3....

    (•v•)
    /|\
    /\

  23. l.... ....

    my heart hurts

  24. a.... e....

    I'm dancing in my room like crazy and my cats are all afraid of me ! Lol

  25. a.... e....

    This song never fails to cheer me up!

  26. J.... R....

    Fuera JOH 💃🏻🕺🏽

  27. m.... ....

    I'm here because of the meme

  28. B.... B....

    Who's here after 5 years :(

  29. l.... g....

    my organs when they see water

  30. l.... g....

    WAIT THIS IS WHERE THE VIDEO FROM TWITTER IS FROM I—

  31. S.... L....

    no one:





    my last brain cell: *_s h r i m p_*

  32. Z.... ....

    Oh my god a 1 direction song was a meme omg omg omg that makes me happy

  33. A.... W....

    Beginning part music is from the video of "the uncooked shrimps when the titanic went down" meme.

  34. S.... G....

    *Nuclear explosion happens*






    Cockroaches:

  35. B.... W....

    Ye I was looking for fat

  36. J.... S....

    Who is here in 2019 november?

  37. C.... L....

    I came here from a “Buzzfeed Unsolved On Crack” video lol

  38. S.... i....

    2:59 that cute laugh omg I’m dead.. Nialler is sooo cute🥺😭💕💕

  39. S.... i....

    I’m literally here because I love the song and 1D 💕 not from some uncooked shrimp..😂🤦🏻‍♀️
    At least they gave vi3ws so yeah..

  40. J.... S....

    Crush: puts single in her bio
    Me: 0:02

  41. l.... h....

    perosnas de 2019 escuchando este clasico

  42. C.... B....

    Who else is here because of NFl memes post

  43. S.... U....

    hace años mi hermana escuchaba sus canciones y a mí no me gustaban pero ahora las escucho en secreto de ella sin que se de cuenta OMEGALUUULL

  44. M.... C....

    Man do I feel like busting a fat jig whenever I hear this song

  45. N.... T....

    2
    0
    2
    0

    Any directoners alive?

  46. T.... ....

    I’m from 2019

    The beginning of this song is a meme now

  47. S.... S....

    I am not here after uncooked shrimp meme .......😂

  48. D.... K....

    Omg Nialls laugh at 2:59 ❤

  49. R.... T....

    2019 ??? 🎵👏🎵

  50. T.... V....

    Jjaja termine aca por el MEME de los tres chicos bailando jjajajaaj

  51. O.... M....

    Teacher: leaves class for a few seconds
    The entire fucking class: 0:02
    ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  52. F.... L....

    I seriously thought this was some Spongebob soundtrack at first

  53. e.... ....

    looked up "one direction sea shanty" and found it in the first result

  54. s.... ....

    We✈️ sad hours

  55. a.... e....

    Niall's laugh at 2:59

  56. G.... ....

    bruh when i heard memes with this song i freaked out. thanks locals for the promo to the boys.
    also stream niall and harry’s new songs!

  57. S.... G....

    a², b², and c² coming together to form the Pythagoreans theorem:

  58. N.... N....

    Who's here for the pirate song from IG?

  59. t.... '....

    who is here bcs u saw a meme about three good months

  60. w.... u....

    Why is this a meme? I don't understand-

  61. M.... A....

    Shrimps when the titanic sank

  62. F.... K....

    October 2019 can't just be me

  63. 1.... ....

    0:02 When Jacksepticeye finds a potato in Minecraft

  64. M.... B....

    2020 there coming back 😀😀

  65. g.... a....

    MAS EU DEMAIS ISSO

  66. S.... B....

    any one else hear the pirates of the caribbean theme song

  67. D.... M....

    BOUTTA TO BECOME THE NEXT IRON MAN LMAO

  68. T.... ....

    #56

    I'm sooo goofy, clumsy, and childish. I trip more than Harry Styles

  69. G.... L....

    😎😎😎

  70. M.... ....

    It was so good until 1:50. I'm sorry but that modern type singing and style doesn't fit well with the mood and feeling that I got from the begining to this part, and then it shifts back to the classical, country, irish like theme then back to modern techno, then goes back. It has a pattern that just doesn't feel right.

  71. F.... S....

    i cant believe im bumping to a one direction song

  72. N.... D....

    nobody…...
    al the comment …. uncookt shrimps

  73. M.... A....

    Dancing shrimp

  74. G.... H....

    #imagine You come out of a teeth transplant... “ Harry I’m out alive “ you scream... “ who do you fink have you the teef “ he says smiling

  75. E.... I....

    yeayy 2020 Comeback 1D😍

  76. S.... ....

    No wonder why Zayn wanted to desperately leave 1D 🤐 This music is soo not him loool

  77. N.... V....

    everyone's here because of the meme and I'm that 3% that just likes the song.

  78. P.... S....

    *me asleep and 3 am*

    My phone:

  79. A.... B....

    best music

  80. N.... o....

    My all time fave song <3 <3

  81. N.... V....

    I searched "that one direction pirate song" and I found it
    Nice

  82. R.... F....

    Twitter locals don’t know this is the song from the meme.

  83. M.... ....

    My mom when she catches me on Adult Swim:

  84. K.... T....

    One of my favorite song😍

  85. d.... a....

    *uncooked lobsters in Titanic’s kitchen*

  86. f.... 5....

    I'm not 1D stan...but one of my frnd recommended me this song....now i can't get over of this....wtf am i doin' here...

  87. Z.... A....

    (Raises flag) I'M A PIRATE MATIES!

  88. N.... T....

    I'm here simply because I like the song and the band. I've never heard of the meme until I read the comment section

  89. A.... K....

    I FINALLY FOUND IT OMFGGGGGGGG YESSSSS

  90. M.... p....

    It can’t be rea...


    WTF

  91. n.... n....

    finally! i've been trying to find this song for so long

  92. c.... u....

    7 years loving one direction and I’m going to stay here forever I know 😖

  93. B.... B....

    [that one dark kid when the electricity goes out]