Offspring, The - Me And My Old Lady Lyrics
Me and my old lady
Lay in bed all day
And when I say I love her
Well she rolls the other way
But really she don't mean it
Still if I believe in love
There's nothing wrong
There's nothing wrong with my head
Me and my old lady
Sit and sip on wine
And when she says she loves me
Will I say that love is blind
But really I don't mean it
Everything I say
There's nothing wrong
There's nothing wrong with her head
So what if we're making a scene now
You know she don't give a shit
When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me now
You know I don't mind a bit
It's all good and we
Ain't gonna change now
The world is unaware
So if you want to go on and stare
Cause we don't care
She ain't no ball and chain
Me and my old lady
Suck each other dry
And when in that position
I'm the luckiest man alive
Quenching our libidos
Passing time away
Now that I believe in love
There's nothing wrong
There's nothing wrong with my head
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Offspring, The Me And My Old Lady Comments
And where is that beef jerky line, man?
You can let this album play from start to finish.
Their grunge metal stuff has been awesome from day 1 . And thier goofy stuff has always been goofy . I'd love to see them take a tour but I swear to God if they start out with one of those goofy songs I'm out immediately down to the nearest bar and I will put some of their real shit on the jukebox . It's kind of like when red hot chili peppers got rid of Pfunk and started playing that roller coaster song and shit . I'm glad they came to their senses.
Joe Zombie brought me here!
Punkrock [17Nov] 1056pm
Cagando una noche
Rey del Conocimiento
I first heard this song with my sister love it
Amazing song. Amazing album. Amazing band. #Memories
Yeah Death. Let's swing. At Marcy Play ground. Just maybe like a Fuck buddy from time to time. Old Jack says.
Well It's Over JavaScript Says This was It's last song I get to make her Sing, so I'm a Free Man now. 🐇
We only Supermen By Day time!
Well In the Blackest Days and Darkiest Knights, We are Hells Angils!
Well look over behind you Lovely Angil there. Sweet!
I want buy The offspring album but sold out. But i can listen here!! Thanks man!
Motherfucking head schackig
dexter was horny asf
This album and Ignition are my 2 favorite Offspring albums.
Love in the trailer park. Or so I've heard it described as.
You know I don't mind a bit!
Any one here from joe zombie
Always loved that egyptian sound in there.
Same. It fits with all.
I just farted and ejaculated at the same time
I just realized what I thought was 'Munching all the Fritos' all these years is actually 'Quenching our libidos'.
Meh, I like my misheard lyrics more.
I think I like that line better as well. 🤣🤣🤣
Why is every version on youtube slowed way down? It doesn't really sound like this on the album
Still listening 2018
I'm going to lay down with my fiance for a while...
I always heard the lyrics in my head as "she ain't no Billie jean"
yeah u need 2 make it all mainstream...
Love the vocal melodies in this song especially in the chorus!
Who else is listening to this in 2017?....timeless song ;)
This song is definitely inspired by Guns N' Roses
good old times
she ain't buy a engine
JINGLE BUDDY JING
JINGLE BELLY CHING
etc
she aint no ball n' chain
Cougar song?
Me and my old lady
Lay in bed all day
And when I say I love her
Well she rolls the other way
But really she don't mean it
Everything she says
Still if I believe in love
There's nothing wrong
There's nothing wrong with my head
Me and my old lady
Sit and sip on wine
And when she says she loves me
Will I say that love is blind
But really I don't mean it
Everything I say
Still if she believes in love
There's nothing wrong
There's nothing wrong with her head
So what if we're making a scene now
You know she don't give a shit
When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me now
You know I don't mind a bit
It's all good and we
Ain't gonna change now
The world is unaware
So if you want to go on and stare
Cause we don't care
She ain't no ball and chain
Me and my old lady
Suck each other dry
And when in that position
I'm the luckiest man alive
Quenching our libidos
Passing time away
Now that we believe in love
There's nothing wrong
There's nothing wrong with our head
CQN APDN Well, "old lady" can mean "your mother", "your other half" or- dare I say it?- "Mrs. Robinson" AKA the neighbourhood cougar.
One of the great love songs of all time :)
kinda sound like an 80s inspired song with the chorus
that is a great, great chorus
always loved it
So is your mom.
fuckin rekt
said the man who likes Slipknot, get the fuck out and go listen the gayest band ever Slipknot
Pero que tonto eres
Hahaha me & my old lady suck each other dry lol
Oscar Garcia Is that a vampire reference?
@Sharon Jensen It's about 69ing
That's the reality!
U laem o wut dud?hez sayin' he zip coz he zipz his rape in Uranus or sumthin!
,,l,, zip my :/ zip coz so feel stood like to rape....In Utero rules...
a young boy onced idold these songs,I was that young boy
You're a disgrace to the genre.
What an idiot.
Ahahaha, best misheard lyric ever, I will now choose to hear it this way :D
a guy having problems with his girlfriend while speaking fo their sexual exploits is gay?
I used to think the chorus went "So what if we're naked and senile."
'when in that position im luckiest man alive' fuck yeah.
my gf loves this tune :D
This is one sexy song....
i remember my brother playing this album while we were fishing.....come to think of it the reason why we never caught any fish was prolly cuz we had this shit cranked up
hope your still fishin to this awesome album my dude! 7 years later
DJRoadkill18seven hahhahahahaha yeah man
i love this song
soooo great song :D
Reminds me of being 12......great song
@southpark84646 thats funny lol.
Classic for Valentines Day
@mightofmetal
lol Okay. You think what you want to think.
The solo in the beginning is the best part of the song.