NOFX - Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car Lyrics






Your hubcaps cost more than my car
And your car cost more than my house
Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years
But your balloon cost the same as mine

As you drive away, I laugh with my friends
'Cause I just cost you your life
And when they find your body slumped over the wheel
I'll be in bed soundly asleep

Your epitaph was written by a Cardinal
Your coffin was carved out of a tree
Your funeral was attended by thousands
But your overdose was arranged by me

As I read the morning paper, I laugh with my friends
I just took out a man of God
He is survived by seven kids and precious wife
He died of unknown causes in his car





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  1. A.... ....

    This was originally released as part of the 7" of the month club but this version is remastered and a lot clearer.

  2. :.... ....

    I would love to get an explanation of the lyrics

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    I think he's mocking a rich man with his expensive car and all, but all that money just can't save him from death. I read somewhere on the internet that he used to talk about a rich drug dealer, but can't verify if it was true.

    :.... ....

    The song is abt a heroin or “balloon” dealer that purposely causes a rich man to OD out of spite because of how much better his life is. “You’re overdose was arranged by me”

  3. T.... H....

    crazy good tune

    T.... H....

    heroin overdoses are no laughing matter

  4. e.... l....

    Jealous much? Wankers always complainin.

  5. Z.... ....

    skinny mike