NOFX - S&M Airlines Lyrics
I went to the airport, but I missed my flight
I had to get out of this town tonight
Then a lady in black caught my attention
I couldn't figure out what was her intention
She could get me a seat and the price was right
She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance
I had no idea what was in store for me
I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat
She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet
She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged
One things for sure I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
The stewardess in leather came walking down the isle
She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile
The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes
Then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs
I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick
Before I could do anything she slapped my dick
So I followed her commands, my aim was to please
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees
The plane finally landed by the end of the night
I had to get off of this torture flight
I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip
She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip
I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
S&M Airlines
I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
S&M Airlines
I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
S&M Airlines
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NOFX S&M Airlines Comments
one of the first songs I heard of them back in the day
I trusted you at least I thought I could
I tried to believe when you said
I got a better job I can pay you back real soon. No!
I don't do those drugs no more
I know my luck has changed
My lifestyle has rearranged I'm on my feet
You'll never change your ways
Living from day to daze
Why don't you fade away
I've heard all this before
When you were sleeping on my floor
You said only for a day
But as those 3 weeks passed my patience didn't last nor my food