NOFX - She's Nubs Lyrics






It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.

No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands, she's nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.

I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no

It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
and told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack
and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub

She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
but without calves and thighs, she's nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs

She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...
Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.





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  1. B.... E....

    Can anyone tell me what makes the slippery whistle sound after the banana peel line?

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    Ben Egan sounded like one of those little plastic whistles usually given out as party favors at kids parties

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    https://www.windycitynovelties.com/siren-whistles.html?rmsrc=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAhJTyBRAvEiwAln2qB9XDtF2gtRShfHEYHdvXvxU2jjTAdG-vWJDH8Px81qu7uiWjuvohShoCQrMQAvD_BwE

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    @Kevin R HAHA yes! I remember them but couldn't for the life of me remember what they were called. Cheers mate :)

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    Ben Egan I just now learned they are called siren whistles. I googled “kids plastic party whistle”

  2. �.... ....

    かっけぇ、NOFXはまじでpunkだ。日本人聞いてる人👋

  3. c.... j....

    So this song my dad used to blast is real-

  4. G.... B....

    SHE'S Nubs

  5. A.... h....

    One of my favourite nofx songs with seperation of church and skate and dinosaurus will die.

  6. C.... ....

    Pretty sure she was at warped tour 2004 in Barrie Ontario, I happened to see her then a few years later this song comes out

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    For real?

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    Shes from Toronto dude. Miss warp in Barrie!

  7. D.... b....

    This song is life😂👌

  8. P.... G....

    2018 and nubs still rocks my face

  9. A.... C....

    What if nubs is a thalidomide child?

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    Hahahaha

  10. J.... G....

    I named my bobtail cat after this song

  11. S.... P....

    But we think that he's totally rad he's TRUMP! Sorry sorry.

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    You ain't got no 'tegrity

  12. A.... C....

    nubs is a badass chick

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    Can we see your fartbox?

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    @NikoLetsGoBowling bro wh-

  13. C.... �....

    Lol it sounds like he's saying CHEESE NUBS

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    Thanks a lot, now I can't stop hearing it

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    this song is where i got my name lmao

  14. H.... J....

    Coming here from sickboy podcast

  15. R.... ....

    Steve Branham your totally right I was friends with a guy who happened 2 b the bands unofficial roadie n went with him 4 warped tour helping unpack equipment n run errands 4the band etc but the song was written about a handicapped fan no arms or legs just a head and torso on sum guys back in the middle of the pit going harder thn most in the pit. Bofx thought this was rad AF and boom a song is born n I'm glad I got to be aoart of that in a small way still love nofx 15 years later

  16. W.... A....

    What does nubs mean?

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    A nub is the stubby end of a thing.

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    WESKER ALBERT -_-r u kidding me

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    "Nubs" refers to a CIA operation involving that cat you had in 5th grade that your parents said went to the farm but ACTUALLY they sold her to the CIA to harvest her eyes. I don't know where I was going with this. Probably shouldn't post this comment.

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    She's a woman from Toronto who does motivational speeches, and LOVES punk rock

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    WESKER ALBERT it's self explanatory

  17. j.... m....

    fuckkkkk eeuu fuck capitalism fuck bush and trump

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    I need consumer goods to live. straight up, I can't Eat dream steak. I can't drive an imaginary car.

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    what about the clintons? you know, wall streets whores

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    @Jason Brown You use Money right? everyday? Ever question where it comes from? Why get angry about people that using a system for benefit? Is it the people's fault, or is it the system?

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    not sure why this was directed at me....im not an anti capitalist. total opposite actually

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    josé maría pérez herreros Well quit trying to come over here then.

  18. S.... B....

    they did write this about a real fan,  I saw her in dallas riding piggy back on some tall lanky dude in the pit. 

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    she was in one of those baby harnesses or a backpack or something. 

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    Dude, no bullshitting, I saw Nubs at the Nofx show here in Dallas last november.

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    Yes .. I've seen her at the Ventura Vans Worp tour. She's from my country...!!!! 1😋 just kidding but she is a real fan..

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    Yes. If you look at any of the footage from riot fest here on youtube, just search nofx live september 2012. The guy filming NOFX is on the stage and you can see Nubs in the back (on the floor) like 5 feet from Mike. I think she's canadian. She's hot too!!! except for the nubs thing... I like it.

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    so would you say she's... half decent? >.< sorry couldn't help myself

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    hardleecure
    High five on that brother

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    I've seen her around my rehearsal space. She is hot.

  20. T.... D....

    nub's nub's nub's hahahahaha!!!

  21. P.... C....

    @blobofrob actually another singer. hell if i can remember the name of the band XD rad chick though

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    Patrick Climer The Tally-band
    Saw them open for nofx in toronto a few years back. Not bad.

  22. B.... B....

    I love the beginning.

  23. D.... D....

    Cheese Nubs lol