Ninja Sex Party - Sex Training Lyrics

Welcome to our sex training class. The lesson plan will be as follows:
-Go in closet
-Think about boobs for an hour while we make undisclosed use of your lube
-Get locked in the closet
-Get let out so you can buy us nachos (but none for you!)
-Buy an energy drink for your girlfriend
-Give us the foodstuffs and leave for an hour
-We fuck your girl
-Congrats! You graduate!

"You rule! And also we locked you inside" is so fucking funny I literally laugh every time.

Noah C. Mahn lol

I love seeing the evolution of Dan’s hair through out these videos

I'm rewatching all the NSP videos - this is the first video where Danny wears his trademark red star and blue spandex suit!

What

Is

This

What's the song before this that got privated? I can't imagine any of their songs crossed their own lines and I've heard them hundreds of times. Just wondering cause I just found that really weird I'd never seen that before today

Ok I have just seen this for the first time and I was not prepared to see Danny's massive dick in a thong.... Should I be questioning my sexuality? Nah I still like boobs but Jesus Dan's massive package was a shock for the system

Vintage NSP

The thing I love most about NSP videos are all the extra ridiculous visual gags.

In case you didn't see their list of sex moves (0.39):
Hand job
Blow job
Banana splits
Doggy style
Static electricity penis
Running start
Bicycling
London bridge
Cow fucking
Sex on a car plunging into a river

This is my favorite NSP song after ultimate sandwich =P

This song randomly comes to mind.

i am seventeen fucking YEARS OLD CAN THIS NOT BE RESTRICTED PLEASE

0:09
Guy: Maybe I should, uh-
*GONG*
Danny: 🎵 So you wanna be a great lover? 🎵


Me: O_O
....
Maybe I should, uh-
*NOTHING HAPPENS*
Also Me: Awww 😥

That mortal kombat gong tho

Holy shit ninja Brian has pectus excavatum. Wack. That's awesome.

1:49 for all you thirsty folks

Guy: How do I be an amazing lover?
Danny: I’LL TEACH YOU THE WAYS!

Brians sex moves sign: Handjob, blowjob, banana splits, doggie style, STATIC ELECTRICITY PENIS(!), Running start, bicycling, London bridge, Cow fucking and sex on a car plunging into a river

ninja brian has a such good body!

1:52 wtf

"THIS IS EVERYTHING"
-Shane Dawson

I DARE everyone to get on an elliptical while listening to this song and TELL ME you don't feel amazing.

Love the punch out outfit danny :P

Yeaaa i get it know why this is age restricted

I’m super sick and somehow this makes me feel somewhat better.. should I be embarrassed?

Absolutely not!

I miss these low budget videos. I appreciate all the new production quality but I also just love buckets with paper signs that say "sex lube.... For sex"

"And get an energy drink for your girlfriend, she needs to rehydrate although we've been giving her fluids"

Get 'em, Ippo.

the sacred chalice is in this!

I'm surprised that the dude being trained actually listened-

This channel needs like 5e67e83 millon more views

I have literally never seen this NSP video before... not sure how that happened, im sure i'd gone through this playlist before...

1:36 ahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

Wow my name is Noah and I guss I'm a master of Shlongery
Ha

Who else realized that brian voices the sex robot

1:49- aaaaaaand that’s my new wallpaper.

1:52- sorry folks, that’s the closest we’re gonna get☹️

And this is age-restricted, how?

i wish conan had a skit like this with the guys instead of having one song

Leave it to Danny to call it a Schlong. I know why, but I can't just can't handle it

Honestly? 1:52 is the hottest thing i’ve ever seen

Yo is that robot from Internet Comment Etiquette?

No, it is from "dinosaur laser fight"

Still epic <3 :D

Please assume the position

I... Have never watched this video fully until now. I have missed some shit.

0:10
SHES HOLDING THE SACRED CHALICE!!

Dang, Dani is a cutie! Thank you for giving NSP their INNY!

I would love to see Danny dress as Little Mac again in one of his current Sexbang outfits.

Teaching him about sex by having sex with his girl? That's a tasty power move

why is this age restricted. cmon youtube

This is the only NSP video where Dan is actually shown as a badass and not a comical buffoon.

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

I've never heard this song.
I've been subbed to NSP for years, have listened to so much stuff from them and Starbomb... And somehow... HOW HAVE I MISSED THIS!?

What do you think of it?

Danny’s little yay is the cutest goddamn thing

She’s holds the sacred chalice in the beginning

Only Danny can lock a door without a lock on it.

i just noticed the dude´s name is "Noah C. Mahn" haha :v

Dani Faith Leonard is super pretty, but what really gets me is that naughty face she does so well. <3

i just noticed shes holding the sacred chalice at the beginning

SHIRTLESS NINJA BRAIN OMG HE IS SO HOT I JUST DIED AHAHAHAHHA

NSP?
More like...
NTR

Anyone notice that the girl is drinking from the Sacred Chalice in the beginning?

Not gonna lie this was the song on the first album that I had to stop and really consider. On one hand, it's a fun song and the (now I'm seeing it) the video is hilarious. On the other hand, they basically lock him up and have sex with his girlfriend. It didn't help that Manticore was the next song and I'm not a huge fan of that song.

However, I did slowly mellow to this song, and the music video does a much better job at making it feel more lighthearted.

I just realized that the girl is holding the sacred chalice from the sacred chalice song

Nice punch out reference

How much did you pay for that add?

Gotta love the older style of NSP videos. So many great visual gags & other hilarity. Only problem with this tight ass jam is it's far too short.

Brian Shirtless:
1st thought : DUDE WTF
2nd thought : Ok this is not to bad
3rd thought : Fuck, what if his students see this?

Holy shit I just noticed that the woman is holding the Sacred Chalice

That was a DICK move.

Where can I find a man named Dan who's Jewish

Tomorrow I recon you will hit the 1M subs!

why does that girl have the chalice of awesomeness?

I just realised that I don't think I've ever seen ninja Brian blink in one of these videos

I need to try the "Sex on a car plunging into a river" seems like it would be possible

the last unicorn

Brb masturbating to my screenshot of Danny in the thong

"She needs to rehydrate although we've been giving her fluids" kills me every time I listen to this.

NSP if your ad is still up I need some sex training! I took your advice from the grumps episode where you described performing oral sex, I have mastered the blah blah blah blah blah blah technique, but you say I can turn up the juice and go BLAGBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH which I cannot seem to figure out. thanks in advance for any tips!
p.s. my girlfriend didn't like it when I yelled at the vagina to "CUMMMM!!! DO IT ALREADY!!!" but I'm sure I just did it wrong.

*ding* yaaaay

0:11 what the fuck happened to the flowers!?!

Wow, Ninja Brian topless. He looks really good, but then again he´s a ninja

Those inconsistent roses at the beginning get me every time. Love this one.

"running start"

How did the woman in the beginning get the chalice of awesomeness?

0:38 but where is wolfjob?

Thanks to this video, I now last a total of 3 minutes, Thanks Ninja Sex Party!

This might be thew most underrated NSP video 1:48

i love the name of the nacho place "oh nacho you didnt"

"The lord of vaginas and time". This always makes me laugh.

Anyone else notice she has the Sacred Chalice at the start

nsp the only reason to live

Is your boner a loner? Sounds like a problem for the B-B-B-Bonercast!