Ninja Sex Party - Peppermint Creams Lyrics






Dear Princess. This is a message from the battlefront, from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel Sexbang

I have ridden thousands of miles
I have survived the deadliest trials
I've fought through battles you can't even dream
For a taste of your peppermint creams

Sword and steed are all that I've had
To conquer the evil over the land
But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes
Was the thought of your peppermint creams

Oh! Talkin' about your boobies
The peppermint creams are your boobies
Your boobalicious boobies
Oh God!
Gah, just lemme get at those boobies one time!

Lost in the dark of eternal night
Failing my quest meant the end of my life
And when things were the worst I wanted to scream
Then I thought of your peppermint creams

Now I kneel and pray to the gods
Amidst fallen cities and crumbling facades
That I shall return and make you my queen
And bask in your peppermint creams

Also your butt
The term "peppermint creams" also refers to your sweet butt
Oh, your ass cheeks from heaven
Ahh!
Which do I like more? Your boobs or your butt?
God above don't make me choose!
I'd rather die than choose, I'd rather fucking die!

And with these last words
I must now bid you adieu
You are my princess
And I will always love you……r boobs. It's the boobs. I like the boobs more, I just realized.





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  1. K.... C....

    So Dan's a tits man

  2. N.... S....

    boobalicious boobies

  3. T.... P....

    Boobalicious Boobies

  4. J.... K....

    I know Dan is screaming as he falls from Heaven but even then he sounds fantastic.

  5. N.... M....

    I’m gonna tell my kids that this is how Game Of Thrones ended

  6. T.... S....

    That scream at 1:57 kills me every time, it's so genuine

  7. m.... ....

    I listened to this for the first time in my car... I had to pull over I was laughing to hard.

  8. t.... b....

    Danny's hair was strat dear mark the world is ending

  9. B.... H....

    the screaming part sounds a lot like jacksepticeye

  10. J.... V....

    I just realized that markilpier has been in the music videos more times than any of the grumps.

  11. M.... A....

    DONTMAKEMECHOOSEIDRATHERFUCKINGDIETHANCHOOSE

  12. P.... K....

    Is Danny wearing hipster panties in this video?

  13. A.... ....

    Haha, too funny. I lov-- wait, is that Markiplier?

  14. J.... H....

    Damn, Dan's looking extra fine in this one

  15. T.... ....

    I’m currently on a nostalgic trip through NSP Vids and I‘m loving every second of it

  16. B.... G....

    Just let me get that one view on my videos. Oh god just one view.

  17. J.... A....

    Bi culture at it's finest.

  18. J.... A....

    THE PEPPERMINT CREAMS ARE YOUR BOOBIESSS!!!!!!!!


    I JUST WANNA GET ON THOSE BOOBIES ONE TIME

  19. k.... ....

    “Your ass cheeks from heaven” was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard come out of Danny’s mouth

  20. S.... G....

    Sometimes I worry for Dan’s mental health

  21. U.... L....

    Games like this appeals to the male fantasy xD hahahahahaa That loin cloth for the win

  22. A.... ....

    1:31 I love how it’s implied that Ninja Brian is a god

  23. Z.... ....

    I like how at the end the Princess is like "Yeah, fair enough, I can dig it."

  24. Z.... ....

    The passion Danny adds to the chorus is what really makes this song top tier.

  25. S.... :....

    Anyone else watch these for the game grumps cameos

  26. T.... S....

    At least he gets the girl. I figured she slap him

  27. A.... A....

    I love how she nods at the end like “yeah you’re valid. They’re pretty hot”

  28. K.... S....

    My favorite Part was Mark and the others as gods

  29. R.... P....

    Holy crap i was 16 when i first heard this. It seriously hasn't felt that long. Wow.

  30. M.... ....

    So the Princess is the girl who choreographed and taught Arin to dance when he was on Dance Showdown... Also she came up with the dance in the Dragon Slayer video... I feel that these are very important facts.

  31. a.... ....

    Remember the original?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf20NdGU0Qk

  32. s.... ....

    Yeah, but can arin pleas touch his schween?

  33. T.... ....

    Death hamsters

  34. W.... J....

    Who looked at the gods cast oooooofffffffff

  35. j.... v....

    The perfect song for a Catalyst for when LB6 has a Banner in FGO.

  36. R.... ....

    Your ass cheeks from heaven 👌

  37. S.... ....

    Dan : *See's a death hamster* "*inaudible* Aww"

    *gets shot by hamster*
    Dan : "*inaudible* "What The Fuck"

  38. L.... 4....

    The Barrycorn😂

  39. P.... E....

    The Princess is quite cute, I understand this song completely now

  40. S.... M....

    I love the immediate contrast of “GOD ABove dOnt MAKe mE ChoOSe Id ratHEr dIe THAN CHoOSe I’d rAther FUCKING DIE” to an angelic and genuinely beautiful “And with the last words, I must now bid it adieu...”

  41. J.... M....

    I miss loyal steed Barry

  42. A.... B....

    Poor Holly I really don't think she deserved all this shit

    A.... B....

    Didn’t she cheat on Ross?

  43. K.... 2....

    Why does he sound like jacksepticeye in some of his part

  44. S.... m....

    I love berrycorn

  45. T.... A....

    Hamster with a gun

  46. C.... L....

    it took me five long, long years to realize. Dan straightened his hair in this. Five. Years.

  47. G.... ....

    Who else knows the castle Hluboká at 1:25 ?

  48. J.... W....

    funny how the part where he sings crumbling facades was right over holly. in light of the whole jared thing i swear the universe was telling us 1:32 for reference

  49. I.... E....

    0:33
    Whackula
    The Masturbating Vampire

  50. P.... K....

    I always feel bad for Ninja Brian having to put up with Danny’s antics in these videos.

  51. D.... ....

    Look its the goddess of infidelity

  52. M.... A....

    EWE lazers

  53. M.... ....

    Hmm there is an unfortunate cameo in here

    M.... ....

    Just realized that too after rewatching the vid :/

    M.... ....

    A shame this was retroactively tainted, but the song is still great nonetheless.

  54. M.... M....

    I'm talking about your boobies!...mic drop

  55. M.... M....

    I have a strange suspicion that that's Danny Avadan from the game grumps...

  56. A.... D....

    Any songs that sound like 1:30? I want to listen to songs that sound like that

  57. R.... C....

    I love how they got the idea for this song during shadow of the colossus with “touch my shween”

  58. p.... ....

    this is the closest i've come to seeing danny's hair straight

  59. B.... ....

    Can we talk for a second about the fact that she is called Princess Headshot

  60. R.... ....

    I have a suspicion this samples Greensleeves

  61. M.... A....

    It’s still amazing to watch dan have a breakdown about tits

  62. B.... B....

    This was my first exposure to ninja sex party and I got to be honest it's a gateway to ninja sex party, it's a well-edited video in terms of ninja sex party but most of all I'm surprisingly horny. Why? I don't even know I'm just here like everyone else. Maybe one day I can present my instrumentals to Danny and ninja Brian and they can appreciate my tunes We can Make beautiful music together. Peppermint Creams PT. 2?

  63. E.... M....

    This isn't the original video...

  64. Z.... C....

    Just waiting for the Netflix Adaptation

  65. H.... ....

    Holy christ. All life decisions should be made based on boobies.

  66. M.... S....

    After 5 years, I think it's safe to say this song might be dedicated to Dan's love for Princess Daphne from Dragon Lair. Idk just a hunch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_YqOBddTm0 Keep rockin' Dan!

  67. K.... Q....

    I know I'm several years late but all I can think of when I watch this is Monty Python and the Holy Grail 🤣

  68. T.... T....

    Okay but those last few seconds of vocals were actually so beautiful though.

  69. A.... M....

    i still don't pray to any gods HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD SATAN HEL

  70. D.... F....

    I have that same gutair strap

  71. A.... M....

    this danny is the hottest... idk 6969 & Attitude City are way too good tho

  72. N.... ....

    TALKIN' BOUT YOUR *BOOBIES*

  73. y.... ....

    Danny and Ninja Brian mixed into one person is Deadpool lol

  74. B.... M....

    1:45 the only sound clip you need

  75. H.... B....

    Still my all time favourite NSP song to this day, just so perfectly puts these feelings into words

    H.... B....

    My favorite is probably the song no reason boner

  76. A.... W....

    I love your videos keep it up and keep inspiring people in your own way.

  77. A.... W....

    Markiplier is right and welcome to the boob man club.

  78. C.... w....

    dose any one who that girl is like i want meet her

  79. F.... ....

    Sir Daniel bout got iced by a small furry animal. He gonna cap yo ass for steppin' in his nature. God, I am never doing that again, that was so stereotypical and kind of insulting.

  80. S.... ....

    Welcome to the internet

  81. M.... O....

    Favorite NSP song. Every shot is absolutely hilarious, both lyrically and the visual gags, the song is a banger... man, now I'm gonna have to listen through NSP's entire discography again. Thanks, Danny.

  82. J.... K....

    I have the same knight costume as dan in this song.

  83. L.... C....

    This will forever be my favourite nsp song.

  84. p.... ....

    Holly as a goddess.... 👌🏻

  85. l.... ....

    i just realized dans hair is STRAIGHT

  86. J.... S....

    this is by far my favorite video of thiers

  87. M.... E....

    Oh gog, 666 dislikes

  88. M.... ....

    I like to imagine that Ninja Brian is a God just training Danny to be a Demigod

  89. H.... G....

    i love dannys hair in this he looks bangin

  90. A.... ....

    I love thinking of Danny in the booth screaming about “BOOBALICOUS BOOBIES” 😂

  91. G.... R....

    I’ll tell you what’s better than the princess’s boobs... THIS SONG!

  92. J.... D....

    DO YOU WANT A PIZZA???
    ...oh wait.. wrong song.. shit..

  93. J.... M....

    This is priceless! :)

  94. N.... ....

    Appropriate that Ninja Brian appears with the gods.

  95. M.... ....

    Good choice man, boobs all the way

  96. N.... ....

    Well, that was GLORIOUS.

  97. A.... w....

    i have watch this video i don't know how many times and i just now noticed Markiplier was in it i feel so dumb lol

  98. W.... P....

    Of course Ross is a god.