Ninja Sex Party - Objects Of Desire Lyrics

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Do they ever play these silly old songs at their concerts?

A dude who has PhD in Theoretical Physics joined another dude to make a song about fucking the whole house of his girlfriend. I mean Brian is vibin'

Is ninjab Ryan cooking oranges whilst donnie sexbag is taking the cabinets from the front end lol
(Who gets the if we were gay reference)

i refuse to believe this came out in 2011

God I forgot about this . I love this too much to express with words

Broke: licking things to claim them as yours
Woke:

Here in 2019 going into 2020 and realizing how much youtubes changed. I can't find this song or half of your library unless I search for it by name. It's not visible on your channel, and doesn't even auto finish in the youtube search bar... I just hope these songs don't go forgotten :(

1:02 What I said to my gf when she agreed to go out with me

Who on here in 2019?

That is a really nice rack.



Seriously you could dry lots of dishes on those. Very hot.

I just realized: Sara is one of their superfans on GG.

What did i just watch??

God himself

I’m surprised he didn’t butter the gutter

how to get a free house

So sexy

I know right if you don’t think Danny is sexy then you’re gay

So good

Fuxk you

So if he banged everything in her house, doesn't that mean he banged the wine bottle at 1:05?

Patrick Bissonette oh no

Why was dan always pink and why is it so cute uGH-

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I was listening to this while coming home from school and dan said 'finally home' exactly when i arrived at home

More like CHAIREM anime...

That "Oww!" at 1:34...

This is still the dumbest and most beautiful fucking thing I've ever acted in. What pure poetry.

It's so cool seeing you comment after all this time, how was it to work with these two gentlemen?

You're my favorite of the nsp girls.

DANS HAIR!!!!!!

"I dicked around with your chandellier, and we crashed right on the floor, lost my pennies in your sofa, had no change for the bus fare."

The “AWH!” at 1:34 gave me tingles dude

Lmfao @ Dick 🍄Smash😂🤣👍

Next roommate I live with, after one year I'll send them this

i think this is the most underrated NSP song

Agreed, Dan's vocals from 1:25 to 1:35 are majestic imo

0:47
Are they allowed to show that on YouTube?

0:21
I can just see the love in Ninja Brian's eyes.
He be like 😍

So that was the right kind of package to mail?

Nice reference to No Reason Boner

imagine taking a blacklight in there

The girl in this video has the best facial expressions ever.

This is why he runs away in road trip

I love this song

still one of my fav NSP songs

2:01 Brian

Huh... the lamp gets turned on
Nice touch

1:18 wait is that...





COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS.

Still my favorite nsp song.

I get weird looks when I sing this randomly without any music. the song constantly get stuck in my head and the only way I can get it out o my head is to listen to the song or watch the video. I love this song.

holy shit I have that same vacuum cleaner

You guys are always outdoing yourselves. Always out doing yourselves. Ha!!

“I looked deep into your vacuum’s eyes and them we sixty-nined”

Peak NSP?

2:18 *Dan caressing the deer,seductively*
Guys he’s been a furry since 2011

I would do anything to be that door

This dude ain’t scared

This will be played at my wedding

I wasn't expecting that-

I mean, I get it. That vacuum was hot, but the wife was even hotter. Wtf?

Jacking must be accomplished. I mean, he's got hours a day while she's at work.

Woah, I didn't know Danny went into the future and brought back Old Finn to have him play Young Danny in the early NSP videos.

FUCKIN HELL I JUST REALIZED THE LAMP GETS TURNED ON WHEN HE TOUCHES IT.

Dude this came put on my birthday...HELLYEAH!!!!

Would have been perfect if at 1:00 the vacuum’s sucking part was on Danny’s crotch

Sometimes I forget Brian is a college professor ...

Ok rap thats logic covers and other music nap rap songs about video games starving wtf

I loved sexuary thank you dan

I love subtle comedy

if this isnt true love, i dont know what is!

1:12 Who uses a computer like that?

Computer normal. Website still a web 1.0 site. Furniture fucking just not popular enough to get any real site designers.

I just love the passion in Danny's voice as he sings about fucking household items

And this is why I love this band

Holy hell Danny is either so big in the intro or that is one small ass lady

It's about personality anyway.

I would let Danny Sexbang fuck all my thing, he's a literal sex God!

After all the times iv watched this vid iv only just realised that the calander says “sexuary”

This is the song you sing when coming out as an objectum sexual.

It's amazing how Danny is able to put his wiener in things that don't even have holes.

Hi yes, I would like a one nightstand heh get it

How does one have sex with a door?

I didn't know what to expect with this song...but you exceeded it

please take inspiration from early nsp. this, no reason boner. greatists hits

LOL I UNLIKED SO I CAN LIKE AGAIN! EPIC NSP LOVE

I was eight when I first heard an NSP song (it was free on Amazon music for a few weeks so I decided to download it)Now I'm in junior high and still love them

Hey, fellow NSP fans. I made an instrumental chiptune cover of this song. I'd really appreciate it if you checked it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrMTBChn8ww.
Thanks and have a great day!

i love that Brian is just so supportive of this whole situation

Glad to see someone addressing objectum sexual! It needs representation! ... Not for me... For a... friend........

I've never wanted to be a door more

Why, just why 😂

I super wish they would write a song about how they met. They being sexbang and ninja brian.

Danny is a ninja as well. Possibly comparable to a ninja Brian. Danny gave up being a ninja because he just wanted to dance.

so Danny went Ollad crazy . was bound to happen . fucking love you guys .

sometimes i wonder if that really is his dick or just a prop....

Probably a prop

1:10 and 2:04 the metal deer Danny is a furry confirmed a thousand times over. Jk Love you Danny! Let's get Chicken Tikka Masala some time. Or whatever pizza you didn't throw at the mermaid. Good night, even though you'll never see this.

This video must have been crazy fun to make

I love you guys but WTF! :p

I feel bad for anyone who manages to end up here

this is easily one of their best songs fight me

Going from this to Heart Boner is really amazing how far they have come honestly.

Love it just as much as I did years ago! Made a bestfriend at school cause i learned how to play this on piano and someone recognized it and did lyrics 👌good times

Dude that's magical

This is an interesting situation where if this song were to have been released with only the lyrics changed (not because I don't like them, but I'm thinking mainstream America) Maybe sometime between 1985 and 1995 most specifically, I think it would have been a hit! It's actually genius musical expression (along with the hilarious lyrics of course, in this rendition).

why doesnt this show up in youtube searches?

Object show shippers in a nutshell.

This was the first NSP song I listened to fully. I regret nothing!

there are so many more innuendos they could have used: sat on the face of all your chairs, sucked up your vacuum, light up your scented candles, turned on your lamp, layed down on your sofa and heaps more. Reply if you think of any others (shameless I know)

I own that same silver deer... I will never think of it the same way again