Ninja Sex Party - No Reason Boner Lyrics

He looks so young *in a granny sexbang voice* such a handsome young man

Holy shit, this video is 10 fucking years old

69k likes... nice

69k likes I still love this video btw

Did you realy have a boner in this video

I’ll just send this to my friends who are girls so they know how we feel

this is at 69k likes catch me crying

this is so me

I remember having those in PE alot.

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No such thing as a no reason boner at a swingers party.

When I first watched this video, in the mailman and zookeeper skits, I did not know who the actual fuck Danny was talking to. Is there any way to not be stupid??

giraffes and shit

I get these all the time when I have to present something in class

The weirdest thing about this whole music video, is the size of his shlong.

This is literally the most relatable song that anyone has ever written.

Souffrant D'Epinè tell me about it.

69k likes on the video

My first time seeing Brian unmasked

Listening a decade later. Still great

rewatching this and i cant believe brian revealed his face and i never knew

Wait... did you put a dildo to make that instead of getting proper erections
Or is it as pewds would say: big pp

Well thanks for summing up my highschool experience very much!!

69k likes nicee

Haha same

Gets breakfast at night time, not to be trusted

Short hair dan is a unicorn that I love

Soioooooo Brian was the mailman kracken and ninja

So this is why I get boners for no reason

I come from the distant year of 2019. This shit still slaps, bro.

Dan's into bdsm 3:14

I don't know whether to like this or be disturbed

My bf recommended this to me... I’ve never been more proud

it took me so long after i saw this video the first time to realize that the mailman/zookeeper was a de-masked brian

This was certainly a switch from “Coming Home” (Guilty Gear)

This song is about a problem that I have

Best start to a NSP song

When the health teacher is an ex musician

Short hair danny

Short hair danny

I relate to this song on a spiritual level

I FUCKING LOST IT when he tripped on his boner1:11

Wow, the mailman and the zookeeper sound a heck of a lot like the Kraken. Weird.

bonercast needs to get on this (topical, i know)

Watching this because of no reason boner.

i started singing this in public and scared a few people away

This is about the greatest most silliest of NSP's songs

Dan was absolutely perfect until he said "i like coleslaw"

Being rock hard during te Battle Kid playthrough. For no reason.

oh shit took me this long to realise






danny's package to ninja bryan's mom






his mom loves mail

Brushes his mask not his teeth so good

1:05
*throws football*
*Basket ball goes in basket*

I love that the package was being sent to Brian’s mom

I was working on a class assignment in my Basic Computer class and this song magically played twice on my Iheart radio for no reason as Dan would basically explains to me twice for his boner problem xD

I hate it when that happens

Also did anyone else notice that after macauques, there was homo erectus

His mustache looked good

women will never know this pain.

And men will never know child birth pain.

@LadyHitchhiker Jackmanson yeah, but that is a choice 9 time out of ten. Men can't choose of they want their erection to show up or not, (they can make it show up, but they can't tell it not to show up.) And erections are much more frequently than child birth. Child birth is a experience that is a few times in a lifetime or not at all! No reason boners are a constant possibility.

You can't have an NSP video without cute girls, Ninja Brian flipping the bird to the camera/murdering someone, and at least one reference to Danny's dong.

God tier song

The boner sound effect gets me everytime

Also “Macaques really hairy.”

9 years ago this was made and still relevant

Its been 9 years and i only just now realised why Dan had a bagel at the mid town diner.... ✡

Am I the only one who thinks that with his hair short he looks like Kelso from That 70's show?

Has no reason boner in front of man

Doesn’t know it would be easier to explain

If you flex your thighs it'll go away

Anyone ever have this problem

How do you play the piano part?

"So what's your favorite artist?"
"NSP"
"Never heard of them. What songs have they made."
"Um..."

Me getting NSP tattoo
Tattoo artist: So does this star mean anything?
Me: It's from my favorite band
Him: Oh yea? What band is that?
Me: NSP
Him: Looks it up on his phone, makes a really weird face
Him: Does that..stand..for..
Me: Yup, that's them! :D

No shame I will shove their no reason boner in my mates' faces

NO REEZUN BONUR!!!!!

I can say:
"Danny Sexbang gave his package to Ninja Brian's mom."
And I wouldn't be lying. . .
>:) >:) >:)

They made a song about Danny's weakness.
That's like a Superman comic about Kryptonite.

1:09
Sign: Danny Sexbang 3:16
*Goes to **3:16*
*Ninja Brian gets run over*
Me: XD XD XD XD (don't worry, he's fine, he can take it) XD XD XD XD

Oh, it was Dan.

Ninja Brian is the best kind of best friend.
The kind that can style your hair by slapping you across the face onto the floor.
Dan is great, too: he said thanks.

i want this song to play 24/7 in every elevator.

Get it Brian!

The instrumentals remind of something out of The Emperor's New Groove and I'm not really sure how to feel about that paired with the lyrics

...And coming up for Dan in about 40 years time: No recent boner

This song is almost 10 years old!

How is it possible that I didn't got the Macaques joke the 50 times I seen and/or heard this video.

I wish there was any possible future where I could be as funny as Dan

Alternate Title: Why my pee-pee hard?

2:57 box says boner time

Electronic Rat LEMON CAR LEMON CAR

SmashyPlays lemon car

Electronic Rat that meme was the greatest

“I can tuck away my Johnson, but I can never tuck away my shame”

"This song is about a problem that I have.... FREQUENTLY.

“This morning I was having breakfast”

**is dark outside**

If you live in Alaska you’ll see

Maybe Dan is just an _early riser_

Have you ever been to a waffle house at 4 a.m?

Just realized that Dan got a boner because Brian slapped him

I can't tell if Dan with short hair looks better or worse than Dan with long hair

Dann before game grumps even began

The reason why us guys may sometime get a no reason boner is because we have a muscle that keeps blood out of our dicks. If we relax the muscle relaxes and thus no reason boner. Our bodies are fucking stupid

There's no such thing as the perfect vi....
Huh. I stand corrected.

I know you won’t see this but you actually look really good with short hair

._.

Erectile disfunction the song

I love you NSP and have for years, but I will always think you missed an amazing opportunity to say "cockness monster" instead of "lochness monster".

My favorite thing about all of their videos is how pissed Bryan constantly looks.

It's been years, but I keep rewatching, singing along and introducing my friends and loved ones to this over and over again :D

Who has coleslaw with breakfast?

You don't? Weirdo...

Friends: so what kind of music do you listen to ?
Me: It's... Complicated...

I'd also get hard if Ninja Brian double tapped my face.

That was the wrong kind of package to mail