Ninja Sex Party - Manticore Lyrics






Way back in olden ancient Greece
Lived a most ferocious beast
With eyes of flame and teeth of steel
On human flesh it feast

Standing over 10 feet tall
No man escaped its roar (Roar!)
Behold, my friends and foes alike
The dreadful Manticore!

Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!

The Manticore feels happiness
Whenever you feel sad
Because you got kicked in the junk
The Manticore is glad

The Manticore invented death
And all things that are bad
He'll kill your sister just for fun
And make out with your dad

Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!

He'll enroll you in the school of pain
And then teach the class
He'll kick your ass in with his feet
And then he'll kick your feet with his gigantic ass
Don't give him sass

He ate a whole guy with his face and didn't even chew
Turns out that guy was you
And yet you're there
There can only be one explanation
And that's that you're a zombie
Now I'm scared

It's not like there wasn't enough on my mind
With the Manticore

Manticore, where are you now?
Are you gone forever?
Oh no, wait -- there you are.

He'll steal your girlfriend in the night
And then he'll steal your soul
He'll have a threesome with them both
That's just how he rolls

You may want to cry out loud
"Manticore, you are wrong!"
Too bad he already killed your ass
In the first verse of this song.

Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!
Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!





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  1. A.... K....

    MAGIKARP MAGIKARP MAGIKARP MAGIKARP

  2. f.... h....

    I know it's supposed to be Manticore but sometimes I hear Mantic Whore

  3. B.... ....

    Plays guitar solo on bass

  4. M.... N....

    The first Guitar solo 0:35 is just AWESOME

  5. T.... T....

    I know this was 8 years ago but wtf.

  6. T.... ....

    Just realized this is the best music video ever filmed, and by a hefty margin.

  7. B.... -....

    Whenever I think about how far they've come, I go back and watch this video. Oh, such noble beginnings...

  8. i.... ....

    People watching this when it came out: Who is that weird dude playing the manticore

    People watching now: So he’s a ninja, a doctor, and a manticore

  9. J.... B....

    Still my favourite NSP song

  10. t.... m....

    I wish Danny and Brian would pop out of my bubble bath

  11. R.... E....

    At least he’s American

  12. t.... g....

    Sounds like Ross to me

  13. K.... ....

    Brian has two faces. While his murderous rage is under his own control he is Ninja Brian, but when the mask comes off...the beast emerges....

  14. L.... J....

    Danny all wet and soapy.... yummy

  15. N.... K....

    Pretty sure dans playing a base guitar during the cool guitar bit

  16. N.... M....

    I remember wondering where they got a slightly older father figure for the manticore to make out with when I first watched this.
    4 years later, and that seems like a stupid question.

  17. W.... ....

    he was 32 in this vid

  18. M.... H....

    Only Dannycan shred a guitar solo on a bass

  19. G.... t....

    I’m just saying I’ve never seen ninja Brian and manticore in the same room together....

  20. J.... A....

    Liking this literally just because of how Danny is dressed. (Well, not just because of that.)

  21. M.... H....

    Does anyone think they need to create a manticore cartoon?

  22. g.... ....

    masturbating playing NES?

    nice one link

  23. D.... ....

    In this song, Brian plays The Manticore, Ninja Brian, and The Dad. He’s such a prolific artist.

  24. D.... ....

    Despite this video being very goofy and Brian, being a renowned physicist is playing the manticore, Dan’s style of singing is really good in this song.

  25. C.... C....

    Sometimes I forget how much weed Danny did

  26. C.... S....

    I would not question if Danny just appeared in my shower

  27. S.... R....

    I want that "awesome boning in progress" placard

  28. D.... S....

    Narrator: uhhhhhhh

  29. U.... T....

    I do not see ANY subtext here
    ANY
    NOT

  30. R.... R....

    It was Persian not Greek.

  31. M.... K....

    I saw them do Manticore for what may have been the first time a People's Improv Theater in NYC in mmmm I think it was 2010? Ninja Brian left stage and came out as manticore in the middle of their set and he was holding sparklers in each hand; dressed the same as in the video. And then stole a six pack of beer when he left the stage. Crowed went nuts it was impossible not to laugh.

  32. S.... ....

    This song at 1.25x speed is perfect

  33. J.... C....

    Advanced warfare much

  34. M.... A....

    🎶Standing over 10 feet tall🎶
    Is shorter than Danny

  35. M.... B....

    Man who has a PhD dresses up as a manticore

  36. p.... ....

    there's a charm to the old nsp videos


    they;re just entertaining

  37. J.... M....

    This is by far their most metal song

  38. P.... K....

    I had a feeling it was Ninja Brian that was the Manticore..

  39. g.... g....

    Even ni ja brian is scared of the manticore. Hes never in the same area.

  40. Z.... K....

    I like how when most were releasing their sexual frustration through omegle, this guy was releasing it through music

  41. C.... B....

    7 years for me to realize... thats a bass

  42. K.... �....

    Wait is Brian the fucking manticore?

  43. M.... ....

    Is Danny left handed?

  44. S.... N....

    Why is this so hard to find?

  45. w.... 7....

    I'm not saying that Ninja Brian is the Manticore, but have any of you ever seen them in a room together?

  46. R.... H....

    Pretty sure the manticore is just the bisexual evolution of ninja brian

  47. P.... ....

    Wow Danny is so young here, he looks like Josh Kiszka

  48. E.... M....

    The fuck did I just witnessed?

  49. I.... ....

    This is still my favorite Nsp song

  50. A.... T....

    No I'm not saying Ninja Brian is the Manticore, but has anybody ever seen them in the same room at the same time?

  51. C.... ....

    I don't know whats better... YOU playing a guitar solo on a bass or ninja brian as manticore... :3

  52. c.... ....

    I was today years old when I figured out that's Ninja Brian cavorting around.

  53. C.... E....

    What I wouldn't give to have been walking by during the filming of this video

  54. O.... G....

    I’m not saying ninja brain is the manticore but ninja Brian haven’t been seen in the same room together

  55. m.... ....

    01:56 repeatedly stabs a zombie in the stomach.


    Seems legit.

  56. P.... A....

    If anyone asks me what a manticore is (instead of looking it up for some reason), I’m showing them this video and then telling them to look it up.

  57. M.... N....

    to this day, the manticore still lives at the basketball court, ruining people’s shots

  58. Z.... C....

    Jk everyone's dead lol

  59. H.... ....

    Fuck. I. Manticore. Manticore. Manticore. Manticore. Died.

  60. A.... B....

    Woah, I didn't know Danny went into the future and brought back Old Finn to have him play Young Danny in the early NSP videos.

  61. E.... _....

    Just realized Brian was the manticore!!

    E.... _....

    Yeah I wonder who the ninja guy is under the mask though

  62. P.... K....

    This song reminds me of a jack black song

  63. c.... a....

    ninja sex party this my favroite song that you havever made

  64. E.... M....

    of *course* you guys have a song about a fuckin' manticore

    this is marvelous

  65. C.... G....

    Holy shit I just realized. At 2:05. The banner says "Manticore Prom 1997" and under it "an evening on non-consensual sex under the stars"

    (Flashback to their Shadow the Hedgehog playthrough)
    Dan, imitating the ingame president: Ah, prom of '97. The theme was an evening of non-consensual sex under the stars. With hedgehogs.

    Holy shit I watched this music video at least 50 times and only saw that now

  66. L.... -....

    There is one of their songs that was made almost only for a video

  67. L.... ....

    I just noticed... You never see Ninja Brian and the Manticore in the same place at once... Ninja Brian is the Manticore undercover confirmed!?

  68. w.... ....

    Ok. That snare drum. I just....I just can’t listen to it lol

  69. P.... K....

    I wonder what the people who saw the video being filmed thought was going on...?

  70. C.... M....

    It's hard to believe that Danny isn't 18, and also hard to believe that Brian has a PhD when they do this

  71. J.... S....

    1:20-2:13 to me is actually hilarious.

  72. D.... ....

    I just noticed that during the guitar riff toward the beginning of the song, Danny is pretending to play a bass.

  73. A.... ....

    I'd love to know what book that "book of crazy mythical shit" actually is. The line drawing of the manticore alone is incredible.

  74. a.... i....

    *_o h_*

  75. S.... W....

    Was watching Orange is the New Black season 6; episode 7, and heard Lolly Whitehill say "...by the way the manitcores are back..." and thought of this song.

  76. S.... S....

    Plays guitar solo on bass

  77. J.... N....

    Now Dan's, Matt's, AND Brian's balls have graced that speedo.

  78. S.... o....

    This sweet guitar riff. On the bass

  79. s.... g....

    are we not going to talk about the deep lore between danny and the manticore at manticore prom.

  80. L.... S....

    Why the greek mythology is American??

  81. J.... ....

    I still hold that this is their greatest music video of all.

  82. R.... ....

    My wife has had me play this on max volume as she faced off against the Manticore in Ark: Scorched Earth.
    No regrets.

  83. I.... ....

    Romantic whore

  84. P.... q....

    Poor Brian

  85. Z.... S....

    I'm less concerned with Brian being a weremanticore and more concerned that these lot were OUTSIDE in PUBLIC

    Someone saw this and now you three are a party story

  86. M.... M....

    Brian and the manticore are never in the same room at the same time. Hmmmm...

    M.... M....

    Major Melon because if they were the Manticore would be killed in two seconds.

    M.... M....

    @Choleric Charmander I think you're on to something, you get a promotion

  87. B.... ....

    love this came across this by accident

  88. q.... ....

    wait Brain and the manticore are never in the same shot, do you think... no it couldn't be.

  89. K.... ....

    When Dan plays the guitar solo... With a bass...

  90. W.... ....

    oh hey where did ninja brian go? oh hi there manticore.

  91. N.... F....

    I just realized that the Manticore, as it is portrayed in this video, is just a more annoying, adult version of Swiper the Fox from Dora.

  92. S.... H....

    Didn't Danny not even know that was Brian for the longest time?

  93. G.... �....

    Think about it, have you ever seen Ninja Brian and the Manticore in the same room together, No, Ninja Brian = Manticore confirmed?

  94. U.... M....

    there's gotta be a heavy metal cover of this

  95. M.... W....

    When dan plays a guitar shed on a bass

  96. T.... T....

    The sound quality on this is bad. voices are too quiet compared to the music and also flat

  97. E.... P....

    Didn't know Dan could shred with a bass. Who knew?

  98. E.... B....

    this is my favorite NSP song

  99. J.... ....

    more like mati whore!... ha