Ninja Sex Party - 6969 Lyrics






[OVERTURE]

[Narrator:] Somewhere deep in the slow, eternal dance of the heavens drifts a planet called simply "Earth"
And among the otherwise unremarkable population of this planet are two incredible heroes, destined to save the future from itself

[Danny Sexbang:] Hey Ninja Brian, I made a time machine spaceship. You... wanna go on it?
[Ninja Brian:]...
[Dan:] Yeah, okay cool

Soaring through the galaxy, the stars and sky align
The speed of light's for pussies; we're going at the speed of Brian
Flying towards the sexual peak of history and time
Computer, set a sexy course for the sexiest year

Sixty-nine
Sixty-nine
(Sixty-nine) I've got my space suit
(Sixty-nine) And ninety pounds of space lube

Crossing through into a fuckin' worm hole beyond the Milky Way
That shit's far
To a time of Earth so far into the future where everyone gets laid
Twice as hard
We're noble knights of honor on a fierce and sultry butt crusade
Here we are

Open the bay doors and let's live the dream
Give the world a double team
I bet it's a billion person orgy in an ocean of whipped cream

[SOLILOQUY]

Wait, this place isn't sexy at all!
And this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed

I can't believe my eyes, but it's a world without sex
Everyone here just wears full length pants and loose fitting turtlenecks
Men and women wave to each other from a respectable distance
Without the thrill of boning, what is life?
We must speak to the Council of Dick Elders tonight

[CONFRONTATION]

[Dan:] Excuse me, Dick Elders?
[Dick Elder Michael Starr:] What do you want?
[Dan:] I know it's most unusual to come before you so
But the planet Earth sucks balls now that no one's allowed to bone
We've come from the past to introduce you to ass
[Dick Elder:] Wait! You're Ninja Sex Party! You will ruin our plans!
Guards! Sound the alarms!
If people have sex, they'll break a thousand-year spell
There'll be a revolution and they'll think for themselves
We control this planet of unsatisfied wood
Why does being evil always feel so damn good?

[Dan:] Fuck that bullshit, we'll make it right
Get ready for a sexy fight
My dick's the spark of hope and a revolution shall ignite (tonight)
We're taking flight, we have to find a girl
[Dick Elder:] Shoot the fucking lasers!
Shoot the fucking lasers at 'em!
[Dan:] Show her what it means to love, and fix this broken world
[Dick Elder:] All the fucking lasers!
All the fucking lasers at 'em!
[Dan:] A new sex king will rule; let the boner banners be unfurled

[DISCOVERY]

[Dan:] Ninja Brian, look at that girl with the sad eyes and the beautiful blonde hair. I'm immediately in love!

(Sixty-nine) She spent a life all alone
(Sixty-nine) Wanna take her to the bone zone
(Sixty-nine) Make her feel the pleasure
(Sixty-nine) On a lonely treasure

I can't believe my eyes, but you're the girl of my dreams
Let's both tear all of our clothes off like two pants-hating wolverines
The love we make will save the Earth from this oppressive dick regime

We're having sex now
To change the world
You brought your friends now
Oh shit, they're girls!

[REVOLUTION]

I think it's obvious that people liked our sexy show
A multi-billion person orgy has broken out all across the globe
The human race, much like my junk, will now be free to grow (let's go!)

But what about the Elders?
We tore their world to shreds
Maybe they'll be cool with it
Oh hey, Dick Elders! How's it goin'?

[Dick Elder:] You two are fucking dead!

[ESCAPE]

[Dan:] So much for that, it's time to put on pants
And run away from their Death Army which is starting to advance
[Dick Elder:] Shoot the fuckin' lasers!
Way more fuckin' lasers at 'em!
[Dan:] We can't die, we're way too young
And there are so many girls to bone
[Dick Elder:] Shoot the fuckin' lasers!
Way more fuckin' lasers at 'em!
[Dan:] But now we're cornered with our backs against the wall!

[Dick Elder:] It's all over, Danny Sexbang! Your time has come!
But first, we're gonna take care of your ninja friend, here!
[Slash:] Aaaaaaahhhhh!
[Dan:] Goddamn, Brian, you killed them all
Now the empire will fall
I have to say in retrospect that was easier than I thought! (oh yeah!)

[FAREWELL]

Our work here's done, the future is secure
But my girl and I have one last farewell slam just to be sure
For underneath those rockin' boobs lies a heart that is so pure

[Dan:]
Take care of this world for me, my darling, I will always love you
... What is your name by the way? Kristen? Ah, a beautiful name
Until that glorious day when we meet again, Katie, farewell!

Now let us fly into the night sky
And we'll raise a glass to ass in a final goodbye
To sixty-nine, sixty-nine
Sixty-nine sixty-nine
(Sixty-nine) Let us be gone
(Sixty-nine) Our quest is life-long
(Sixty-nine) It's a sexy destiny so let's rock the fuck on
Sixty-nine, sixty-nine

Fuck yeah
Fuck yeah
...





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  1. B.... W....

    Whenever in doubt, click the oh shit button. Shit sends you at the speed of Brian .

  2. F.... C....

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

  3. i.... ....

    girls: Senorita has such emotional lyrics..
    boys:

  4. C.... ....

    The best Rush homage in existence.

  5. P.... 7....

    Dick ship



    Dick ship

  6. J.... R....

    The Bohemian Rhapsody of modern music

  7. M.... ....

    Arin KILLED his part tho...

    M.... ....

    i love how the other three dick elders (barry kevin and ross) just stand there lol

  8. H.... S....

    why did it take me this long to realise the intro was arin

  9. P.... Y....

    1:03
    Did danny just throw a dog?

  10. V.... C....

    This deserves way more likes tbh


    It's not just a great song, the music's a bop too <3

  11. H.... A....

    I just relized the ship is a DICK

  12. O.... ....

    Speechcraft 100 dude

  13. L.... ....

    6:58 the black guy looks so funny lmao

  14. G.... ....

    I always forget Danny sexbang is an imaginary friend

    G.... ....

    Ninja Brian's imaginary friend, since he killed all his real friends.

    G.... ....

    NSP actually said that Danny is Ninja Brian's imaginary friend. Brian just has a second Danny as an imaginary friend.

  15. T.... T....

    Why is this such a good song, when it seems like such a shitpost in the first minute

  16. K.... P....

    I should be doing homework but instead I'm watching a 9 minute long video about boning


    it's worth it.

  17. M.... M....

    This song is so silly. And I absolutely love it.

  18. N.... ....

    I might be wrong about this, but this song, 6969, was heavily inspired by the Canadian band 'Rush' and their album 2112.

    2112's track is a seven-part song about a rebel who lives in a world where things self-expression and creativity are outlawed.

    Shit. They love Rush! Why did it take me years to get this OBVIOUS reference!?

  19. J.... A....

    i like how the new law is 5318008, which is the reverse of the old calculator trick in high school.


    such a deep universe to full of enriched lore

  20. S.... M....

    evil dude: it's over Danny sexbang, your time has come. but first we're gonna take care of your ninja friend here


    *immediately gets stab in the neck*


    evil people: *surprised pikachu face*


    me: what the fuck did you expect he's fucking ninja Brian. fucking damn these evil idiots

  21. S.... H....

    Anyone else notice how confused ninja brian looks when he kills the dick elders?

  22. K.... H....

    It's so close to 6,9 mil views, please make it happen🙏

  23. g.... i....

    Rush would be very proud of this

  24. C.... H....

    I can't believe no one that I have seen in the comments has mentioned that the shield for their ship is literally a condom.

  25. D.... B....

    The best thing is that any day is 6969 if you want it to be.

  26. S.... ....

    That was a fucking journey all the way to the end

  27. G.... S....

    This could very well have been a movie like the Tenacious D one. I want it.

  28. W.... ....

    Four years later.
    and this dude is STILL jamming out to this.

  29. N.... ....

    wtf dan

  30. B.... ....

    This song is a commentary on the inherent absurdity of homophobia. Change my mind.

  31. K.... J....

    NSP is just Bloodhound gang for nerds

  32. J.... R....

    This has the same energy as The Pick of Destiny

  33. A.... C....

    I don't think people give enough love to the cover art. A play off of Rush 2112.

  34. e.... l....

    I love how the view count is 6,690,000

  35. M.... S....

    6:13 4 years I have been jamming out to this masterpiece, and only now do I notice the big ol' floppy Ross-I mean penis being flung out of the Barrel O' Gunz. I love these guys more than I love my own unborn children.

  36. S.... Y....

    If Danny Sexbang were to descend from the heavens wearing a tank-top onesie my pants would evaporate out of sheer recognition

  37. W.... I....

    This should be a musical

  38. m.... s....

    Never thought I would see the day women strangle sack danny

  39. K.... D....

    What if 6699?

  40. J.... K....

    Today, January 31st 2020, marks the 6969th day since the century started.

  41. R.... ....

    C'mon, everyone! Let's get this video to 6.9 milion views!

  42. d.... _....

    Yes Dan, make rush proud.

  43. M.... ....

    This is basically if Rush and Tenacious D teamed up to make a rock opera.

  44. P.... 5....

    It’s been 6969 days since the year 2000

  45. S.... O....

    6,969 days since 2000 brothers

  46. T.... ....

    That part where he said "69" repeatedly... I FELT that.

  47. T.... ....

    Happy 6969 day

  48. d.... k....

    Happy 6969 Day!

  49. D.... D....

    when its been 6,969 days since December 31 2000

  50. T.... 7....

    Today is January 30th 2020, there has been 6969 days since 2000, this is the only video I can watch today.

  51. M.... x....

    I clicked a link on a random tweet comment, I didn't thought I would see this...

  52. S.... ....

    6969th day from 2000 guys!

  53. D.... D....

    The 6969th Day since a day comes only every day!

  54. M.... T....

    Celebrating the 6969th day of the century today!

  55. A.... S....

    I want to re-create NSP's boner ship in Space Engineers.

  56. J.... R....

    Watching/listening to this song on the 6969th day of the Century. This makes me feel proud to be a Ninja Sex Party Fan!

    Fuck Yeah!!!

  57. A.... ....

    Today we're the 6969th day of the century...


    Nice.

  58. D.... M....

    As of today it has been 6969 days since 2000

  59. B.... ....

    Happy 6969 day everybody!

  60. F.... ....

    Its 6969 days since the year 2000, and this almost has 6,969,696 views too. Someone capture that magical moment

  61. C.... M....

    It’s the 6969th day of the century. I thought that was interesting.

  62. D.... T....

    Today marks 6969 days into this century. I cant think of anything more worthy to represent this day.
    Fuck yea.

  63. R.... ....

    Love the contrast between Arin and Danny's parts.
    "SHOOT MORE FUCKIN LASERS AT EM WAY MORE FUCKIN LASERS AT EM

  64. S.... ....

    Todays the Day! It has been 6969 days since the Year 2000

  65. I.... ....

    Was that Markiplier in the news broadcast?

  66. S.... ....

    plot twist. this is the sequel to samurai abstinence patrol

  67. R.... D....

    Who is the sexy brunette lady on the cloud, front left?

  68. D.... P....

    I don't know if this interpretation of 1984 is going to take off, but I like it.

  69. S.... A....

    Jesus Christ this video

  70. J.... ....

    5:34 omg is that merket pliers

  71. L.... U....

    Does no one realize that the newscaster was Markiplier???

  72. T.... C....

    This is my favourite musical :)

  73. 6.... F....

    Almost to 6.9 million views.
    Alright once it hits 6,969,420 views just no one ever watch it again. Deal? Deal.

  74. M.... D....

    the year 6969 will be tumblr, thank satan I'll be in hell waiting for the snowflakes to come here to ruin their lives

  75. K.... 1....

    Scientists could learn alot from this video

  76. C.... ....

    5:33 hello Markiplier

  77. B.... ....

    whys arin always the bad guy? XD

  78. P.... ....

    Goddam markiplier as a news anchor for the sex takeover

  79. S.... A....

    guys this video is almost at 6969696 views lets get it there

  80. S.... R....

    4950 Years left

  81. C.... m....

    Isn't what this what Terminator was about. Banging an 80's chick to save us from the machines.

  82. H.... ....

    There's so many great fuckin little things about this video, the uhn that's crudely sharpied onto a ripped piece of paper and taped to an old ass keyboard on a fucking spaceship, the nice green screens and effects but purposely shitty rag doll that they always use for Danny, the dick shaped spaceship and buildings.. ugh I love this fucking song

  83. N.... G....

    2:08

    When you go to one of those condos on ROBLOX expecting hot chicks.



    Just stop please

  84. Z.... ....

    I can't tell if this is an episode of Grumpcade, or a sequal to Samurai Abstinence Patrol

  85. L.... W....

    That dude wandering the streets when they first arrive at 6969 looks like he could be trained to be a fairly awesome ninja.

  86. M.... Y....

    I want this to be a real movie!!!

  87. R.... M....

    RIP Neil Peart

  88. S.... S....

    6:16: Dick Elder Arin throws his goons the laser-powered dildo by mistake

  89. R.... B....

    B O N E

  90. M.... H....

    So proud of this 4* years later

  91. B.... ....

    I cum at the speed of brian.

  92. Z.... X....

    Sometimes I'm hero Danny. Sometimes Dick Elder Arin

  93. G.... S....

    RIP Neil Peart.

  94. G.... ....

    This isn't a song
    This is a adventure

  95. O.... 2....

    I just realized. If human touch was outlawed for 1000 years...




    How did the human race survive?

  96. U.... u....

    “We’ve come from the past to introduce you to ass!”



    I love it!