N.E.R.D. - Lapdance Lyrics






Dirty Dog
I'm, I'm a dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog
I'm, I'm a dirty dog
Dirty Dog
I'm a dirty dog
Dirty Dog

I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw)
Quick on the draw (Quick on the draw)
Somethin' you've never seen before (Never Seen)
And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face
I got somethin' chrome (I got somethin' Chrome)
And I got it from home (I got it from home)
And it ain't a microphone (Ain't it a mic!)
And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face
It's so real
It's How I Feel
It's this society
That makes a nigga wanna kill
I'm just straight ill
Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
While politicians is soundin' like strippers to me
They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it...

Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Now you can get this lap dance here for free

It's a raw night (It's a raw night)
Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?)
Well come on alright (Well come on)
And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face
Baseball bats (Baseball bats)
I got somethin' for that (I got somethin' for that)
It goes bla ka ka kat (You know what that is)
So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
It's so real
It's how I feel
It's this society
That makes a nigga wanna kill
I'm just straight ill
Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
While the government is soundin' like strippers to me
They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it

Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Now you can get this lap dance here for free

When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley
Blue denim, spiked wrists and crombie
Lap-screws and tattoos that's all me
Two guns, both arm's feelin' like Fonzie
You can find me drunk, whip it it might crash
Or find me chillin with crackers, who like Clash
Find me in court smokin' that nice grass
Burnin' the flag, all in the name of white trash
It's Harvey baby, Christ on the arm I'm gnarly baby
Fuck with me? Not hardly baby
And you know the flow, im Godly baby
So lets party baby
Chicks nick-name me pilot, they get high off my dick
I take 'em to my home, they call it the cock pit
Time for take off, their panties they drop quick
Now that's first class fuckin, and that' some fly shit

Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Now you can get this lap dance here for free





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  1. D.... M....

    Who’s the girl who sings the chorus?

  2. D.... M....

    So real how I feel

  3. T.... F....

    Like si venís de El Bananero

  4. T.... B....

    Pharrell with the stach is an era I wanna go back to !! Fr

  5. G.... L....

    So no one spotted Kelis, chillin? 😂

  6. J.... D....

    Every once in a while i just bust out, "I'm an outlawwww!" and i couldn't remember why. Bless YouTube, all i had to do is type it in lol.

  7. Z.... A....

    Song of ScreaM CS GO! EDSHOT AND HEADSHOT HEAD HUNTER MACHINE!!!

  8. N.... ....

    It's 2020 and no one still knows where this Lee Harvey dude is. I'm wondering whether he was just a regular Joe that won a competition to be featured in a NERD song.

    N.... ....

    I always joke that when i think of lee harvey I dont think of an army and that i think what you just said Lol

  9. a.... G....

    The movie🎥 kiss 💋 of the dragon 🐉 brought me here... I use to watch that movie every day lol🔥

  10. s.... m....

    I was here just for cheyenne silver 🥰

  11. S.... F....

    Mustache Pharrell is CRAZY

  12. S.... R....

    BMX XXX has joined the chat

  13. D.... W....

    Heard this back in 2003, and it has been echoing in my mind in and out ever since.
    But I could for my life not remember the lyrics or the name.
    But I remembered the video being dirty, so I found it on one list for 'dirtiest hip hop videos'
    Not usually my thing, but this one, I love it!

    And yeah, I would def take that lapdance!

  14. s.... ....

    the camera man : lets shoot this video in a circular way to make people sick...
    band: yes

  15. M.... P....

    Still here in 2020 😩😩😩

  16. a.... i....

    Only Real Ones got it from home in 2020

  17. C.... p....

    I love America

  18. A.... Z....

    You can get this lapdance here for free!!!

  19. D.... ....

    Harvey is on par with madonna when it comes to rapping.

  20. D.... 8....

    im this old....

  21. U.... P....

    Four words.




    Punchy the horny dog.

  22. L.... i....

    Didn’t even notice Clipse in the back.

  23. N.... O....

    Badass song

  24. J.... S....

    That Stones hat is sweeeeet

  25. B.... M....

    i love me sum VITA !! sexy azz

  26. T.... ....

    That Pharrell’s cap is dope AF.

  27. f.... z....

    Pharrell looks older here. How?

  28. T.... S....

    Still in 2020? F yeah!

  29. P.... N....

    Am I the only one who typed I'm an outlaw in the search

    P.... N....

    Nope. I actually know the song. Where did you hear it from the first time?

  30. N.... s....

    Best rock rap song

  31. C.... S....

    The killed me in front of a school

  32. T.... ....

    Whose still bumping in 2020?

  33. A.... W....

    When did this song come out?

  34. T.... B....

    Did that Harvey dude say something about burning a flag?

  35. s.... p....

    I always dance to this @ work 😂 yes I'm a stripper

  36. L.... H....

    I miss vita

  37. H.... p....

    I'm nerd

  38. a.... t....

    всем привет!!! а как зовут девушку, которая поёт в припеве? 😊

  39. J.... w....

    the image of women...

  40. L.... M....

    "Ooh baby you want me!?" ... "Well you can get this lap dance here for free". - Pickmesha

  41. R.... G....

    Dudes gay asf

  42. B.... H....

    policial means nofing

  43. F.... H....

    Dave Mirra - Freestyle BMX 3 👌🏻

  44. J.... D....

    Why are all the whores white. World War 3 if this was reversed.

  45. P.... ....

    0% Drugs
    0% Prostitutes
    0% Cars
    0% Money
    0% Jewlery
    0% Flexing
    0% Bragging
    100% Skill and Heart





    oh wait wrong video

  46. L.... M....

    Movember who most lads look like at the end of the month

  47. J.... O....

    Does anyone remember when this song was in daredevil (2003)

  48. C.... H....

    Love this N.E.R.D. song nevertheless the video spinning make me nasious ...

  49. e.... ....

    BANGER...🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  50. a.... t....

    No wonder Pharrell is happy.

  51. o.... w....

    these were good clubbing dayz

  52. N.... ....

    My jam in True Crime: Streets of LA

  53. M.... N....

    December 2019... Still here !! And You??

  54. t.... ....

    I remember playing a bmx video game with this song as background music as a kid

  55. M.... E....

    IM HERE FROM BMX

  56. W.... S....

    Perfect, it's in soul

  57. C.... ....

    Do not dare to refer me to Nicki Minaj at the end of this video.

  58. B.... S....

    This took over my life for like a straight year. Early Neptune's/pharrell the ishhh🔥

  59. K.... ....

    2:13 this song takes a left turn lol

  60. T.... C....

    Who's here because it reminds them of The Kingpins entrance from 2003's Daredevil?

  61. T.... T....

    November 2019... this shits still dope!

  62. D.... E....

    Dang! I need a lapdance after watching this video!

  63. A.... P....

    Brilliant

  64. s.... ....

    When pharrell and chad were equals

    s.... ....

    sam yea those two were UNSTOPPABLE from 1998-2002

  65. A.... B....

    I went into a Bowling Centre and the R Version of this song was playing at the end of the isles packed with kids 😂

  66. W.... ....

    God damn though... that Vita. Hot hot hot!

  67. W.... ....

    An outlaw... riding around on a child's bicycle... yes... very believable. Good song though, lol.

  68. J.... W....

    2019 makes me think of The Girl Next Door the porn chick💋👄

  69. T.... N....

    Lame, im gonna try to find the version with tits.

  70. A.... H....

    Pharrell made a commitment to his chicks of choice on this video!

  71. s.... ....

    Pharrell looks older here than he does now

  72. A.... K....

    Who knows the name of the original track, I have been trying to find it forever.

  73. L.... J....

    Seeing Pharrell in this form is weird compared to today

  74. T.... O....

    Why does this guy look a lot like Pharrell Williams?

    T.... O....

    Haha. That’s Pharrell guys

  75. A.... T....

    This the most hair I’ve seen on him

  76. T.... ....

    Still sounds fresh as fuck. Pharell and the neptunes will live forever

  77. T.... T....

    Covered that one on our channel ! with fresh new bars in the rap ! Come and check and tell me what you think

  78. T.... N....

    Pharrel, this is your worst look! Sighssssss!!!

  79. M.... J....

    hoooooolllllaaaaaaaaa
    the mthf. 90

  80. D.... D....

    Back when N.E.R.D was amazing and Pharrell wasn't consumed by the major pop culture.

  81. R.... M....

    Crazy seeing this video now in 2019, back then Pharrell had hair and not wearing that big hat and doing grimmey hip hop...#NERD 😎👌

  82. s.... ....

    ~ strip in tha mirror ~

  83. T.... ....

    Why in the clip are white woman but no white men?

  84. R.... N....

    Wonder what happened to Vita...

  85. P.... B....

    With that haircut, I'll pretend to not ever seing this mv ever again. We cool p buddy?

  86. B.... A....

    😷😷😷😷😷😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  87. G.... S....

    Fifteen Million Merits!

  88. A.... ....

    This beat inspired me to become a music producer

  89. T.... D....

    I used 2 think I was only person who liked this

  90. P.... N....

    🎤💃

  91. P.... T....

    you all unleashed the boys

  92. P.... T....

    also sorry im not hating but im like celebrating yall are awesome

  93. P.... T....

    old dayzzzzz

  94. P.... T....

    Yall have your fun but my fellas gonna be all good

  95. P.... T....

    YEAHHHHH WOOOOOOOO THIS GONNA GET THE BOYZ HYPED

  96. F.... R....

    J-Hope Chicken noodle soup?

  97. A.... W....

    2019....

  98. N.... ....

    Kingpin theme