Midnight Beast, The - Xxxmas Buddies Lyrics

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Every night I study
How to get a Christmas fuck buddy

I don't want a lot for Christmas
I just want a girl for free
(And I) don't care about the presents
I just want a shagging spree
I don't need to hang my stocking
I just wanna put my [?] in
Santa Claus won't make me happy
Sorry I don't swing that way
I just want a little tug
Underneath the Christmas rug
Every night I study
How to get a Christmas fuck buddy
And its you baby

I won't ask for much this Christmas
All I ask for starts with blow (blowjob)
I am gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
On my Christmas list Ive written
All the girls I want to bed
From New Zealand back to Britain
Comment on my youtube thread?
I wanna ride you like a rodeo
More than you could ever know
Every night I study
How to get a Christmas fuck buddy
And when it gets to Christmas eve
And you've got no nookie (nookie, nookie, nookie)
How the hell do you think you're gonna get through the Christmas holidays?
Ya cant sit around like another slacker
Ya need someone to pull your Christmas cracker

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Midnight Beast, The Xxxmas Buddies Comments
  1. sleepinq_

    this is h o l y

  2. Kyle Joyce

    Christmas tradition to watch this on Christmas Eve. It's been out for 10 years this year!!!

  3. NJLis

    Here we are again xxx

  4. Charlotte Ferguson

    coming back to this banger every year 👌🏾🤘🏽

  5. sn3192

    yay! ten year anniversary!

  6. MarkDavidson / M__ZIME - GB&NI

    Happy 10th birthday to the Tik Tok video

    ...that can't be commented on!!! #Grrr

    MarkDavidson / M__ZIME - GB&NI

    Never mind.

  7. Mystery Meat

    It's that time of the year

  8. Nivna Multiverse

    I still like this verison after so many years

  9. Raltor200

    Need a Christmas song guys!

  10. M&C Gaming

    December starts.....the midnight best plays...🎄

  11. Fenelle Edwards

    How is this ten years old!!! We're gonna need a remake, boys ;)

  12. Bullfrog

    It's December 1st 2019, You guys know what that means

  13. Elizabeth Wright

    Still here 9 years later, man I feel old.

  14. cc21yo

    I didnt see this till 2019

  15. Alexander Hackett

    Genuinely one of my favourite Christmas songs

  16. Maya Weast-Barnett

    Still a slap

  17. Avalee Miller

    Shout out to everyone in the US who set an alarm on their phones to remind them to watch this video 1 week after Halloween.

  18. Ashen Knight

    2019 Christmas.. This song never gets old :D

  19. macy anne

    I feel so old watching this in 2019

  20. Cuddly Gargoyle

    I don't regret listening to this song through the week of Christmas every year

  21. Jacob Applegate

    Sill listening to this on every Christmas

  22. Yasha Prikhodko

    I'm still thinking of this song every time I hear "all I want for Christmas is you" in 2018. Merry Christmas!

  23. Joe Dunn

    To think, he produced the Christmas number one 9 years later


    what song did he produce???

  24. Kevin Nichols

    WHOS LISTENING IN 2018?????

  25. pink love

    Classic. NINE years ago. What the fuck

  26. Under Construction

    Since this came out I got my GSCEs, A Levels, had a kid and I can safely say I've listened to this every year since it came out! Aha XD

  27. Daniel Hofmann

    Its that time of year again! 12/6/18 and im still listening to this!

  28. JackieTracks

    It's that time again!

  29. NJLis

    Must. listen. every. year. what a bob xx

  30. Doug Coleman Jr.


  31. Alicia x

    November 2018 🤣🤣

  32. Lois Timms

    Too early? NAAA

  33. Megan Leith

    Guys. This song is 10 years old next year. Holy fuck

  34. Megan Leith

    I was 5 when this came out.. Damn

  35. Megan Leith

    This is like the only Christmas song I like lmao

  36. Maddy Jane

    Man I wish you guys would tour in Australia

  37. cara marie

    Even now I still can’t sing the correct lyrics thanks to this song

  38. Crybaby Girlfriend

    I miss these guys lol.


    Girly Girl they still upload just watch there newer stuff lol

  39. Rylee Arena

    it's that time of year again...

  40. Bodoroo

    The time has come again for this song

  41. Jazmine Quigley

    this will always be my favourite Christmas song

  42. M C

    Still fancy all of them 8 years later. Fuckinell

  43. KelseysWonderland11

    Making this my Christmas ringtone. 🎅🎄

  44. Ross Anon

    Christmas hype

  45. That Brad Guy

    Time to start playing Christmas songs 👌🏼👌🏼😁

  46. night mime

    This song is still a bop tbh 👏👌👌🎅🎄

  47. sophia jenkins

    It’s that time of year again 🎅🏻

  48. Sander Van Goethem

    Why is this suggested all of a sudden?

  49. ItzLivvy


  50. William Spence

    8 fucking years come xmas

  51. Toni-Marie Farrow

    It's that time of year when this song is acceptable again guys :D

  52. Hungarian Muser

    2017 .. BUT THIS SONG IS STILL AWESOME #TheMidnightBeast

  53. forrestfire2021

    The fuckbois Christmas

  54. Tímea Nóra Seres

    I listen in 2017 .. at summer.. I thing im sick :DDD <3

  55. Solomon Gilbert

    still not old

  56. emzo666

    It comes to something when I heard this when it came out, I found myself singing this at work (I work in a busy office) 😂

  57. Kay The MilkShake

    Currently searching

  58. Jack Baldwin

    Me and my partner listen to this every Christmas Hahahaha !! Best song ever !! Love it 😂😂😂😂

  59. Celeste Horrocks

    Commenting on your youtube thread <3

  60. hey mum

    It's that time of year again !

  61. Ashley Woods

    its that time of year

  62. EmEsse

    It's that time of the year again!!!

  63. Jarrod McPherson

    Each year for the past 5 years I've listened to this song each December.

  64. Little Dirty Mummy

    my fav xmas song since 2009

  65. Bailey King

    Hey Steph,Ash and dru when you doing a live syream

  66. dylan king

    it is time

  67. Delaney Love

    IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  68. Dani JK

    love this... definitely an all year round song... TMB all the way =)

  69. ItzLivvy

    Playing this on Christmas Day to my fam😂😂😂😂

  70. Amelie Flint


    Amelie Flint

    2 MONTHS


    1 MONTH


    That girl Ame 12 days !!!!!

  71. Daniel Stacey

    still my favorite song by you guys! Get In!! :D

  72. Hayleigh

    Back once again in August 2016 Pmsl!

  73. emily anne

    I'd actually kill for a legit cover of this song my steph

  74. Chrystal Turp

    June is deffo not too early for this song :L sending to my friend who this was pretty much written for :') THANKS TMB!

    Alex Comins

    June is definitely the best time to watch this

  75. frannybros

    Legit prefer listening to this over mariah's version

  76. Tiffany Sjogren

    XD This song is great. I love your guys' parody videos!

  77. fadedfox

    This will never get old :))

  78. evil_befall

    happy Christmas everyone ^^

  79. Yari Merc

    Today marks exactly 6 years when this vid was made! :) <3 I miss the good ole days! :P They guys are so good! :)

  80. Fanni P

    Getting ready for Christmas with this :D

  81. Leilah Angel

    love this it makes me laugh all the time lol am her for you's lol ;p heheh merry xmas TMB!

  82. Yari Merc

    my fav xmas parody of mariahs song! 😘😘😘😘 Do one else does better than these guys! when i hear mariahs song version i get lyrics mixed up and start singin this version. anyone else relates? 😂😂😂😂😂 I luv this vid alot 😋😋

  83. LukeBryan Fan

    Its finally time to listen to this song! OMG tomorrow is 6 years when this vid came out! In honor of that and how much i luv these guys and vid Ima listen to this song tomorrow too and once xmas 2015 comes too! Finally almost Xmas 2015! :)

  84. Yari Merc

    OMG I am still listening to this song today Dec 21 for Xmas 2015. :) I luv this parody song version and the Band! :) I was in luv with them alot in 2009! :p :D Tomorrow marks exactly 6 years when this video came out! :) <3 <3 #Luv

  85. YBH

    Can't believe it's been six years, over half a decade.... Damn son

  86. snaild0g

    Back when the subscribe button was in the top right corner... sniff...

  87. NJLis

    yes! still the Best fucking xmas song

  88. Ashleigh Boyd


  89. zzllbb

    It's finally time again..... Thank god

  90. Avery I

    It's been six years and this is still my favourite Christmas song

  91. Katja Crayon

    Still the best christmas song ^^

  92. Ashia Maree

    I watch this every god damn year. :')

  93. Ashley Murphy

    Well, here's my anthem for the next month!

  94. Jack Mcafee

    is this song about sex?


    +Jack Mcafee no

    Andreā Figard

    Jack Mcafee nah

  95. CarpetLions

    2015 playazzzzzzz

  96. Dylan wilkie

    It's that kind of year again

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