Midnight Beast, The - The Dance Routine Lyrics






It’s the year of the beast… again
Haha (haha)
Dance crew, we’re a dance crew… what you gonna do?!

My name is Andrew Francis Wakely
Ya haven’t heard bout my childhood lately
I had a room with a lovely view
I traded my skateboard for some ballet shoes… WHAT?!

Have ya never had a fight with a dancer??
Let me finish ya sentence ‘fore you answer
Just because I can move doesn’t mean I couldn’t kick all your teeth out with the back of my shoe… uh

I remember way back in the day
Hanging with my boys smoking weed in the playground
Only difference is that never ever happened
It’s easier to sell ya’ lies when you rappem…

Got a picture in my room,
Of a man that I wish I knew,
All of this loneliness fills me with hunger n’
When I’m dancing it makes me stronger

When there’s no one home
But my friends and me
We lose ourselves in a symphony
If mum and dad, could only see…

So what’s happening, come on team
Hit the mother-fuckers with the dance routine

[DANCE BREAK]

My name is Stefan, James, Donald, John Abingdon
Ever since I was a little kid, number one
I learnt to dance when I was in the womb
My first audience was sat in the recovery room

I was born with little tap shoes on
I’m not sure how they genetically put them on
GAY… okay if I’m gay come ‘ere
I’ll do a time step on ya’ mouth and ya’ ear

I ordered a beat, with an ounce more bounce
Got more digits than Bill gates bank accounts
You should see the women this gets me, believer
Had to get more bouncers than Justin Bieber

When there’s no one home
But my friends and me
We lose ourselves in a symphony
If mum and dad, could only see…

Dance professor, got a PHD
In doing record breaking, booty shaking dance routines

[DANCE BREAK]

My name is Ashley Neil Horne
I’m more wanted than the top shelf porn
Some people think that I’m gay so to prove
That I’m not imma show you all my dance moves

My dance moves will make you think
Got a few rules imma tell you… I don’t drink

Beer ‘cuz don’t like the taste
I don’t eat steak ‘cuz it goes to my waist
Wait around for a while… I’m back
This record’s been a hit since I’ve been on the track

When there’s no one home
But my friends and me
We lose ourselves in a symphony
If mum and dad, could only see

Follow your heart… follow your dreams
Let’s show the whole world the dance routine

When I’m on my own
Or I’m watching Glee
The music takes, a hold on me
If mum and dad, could only see

Billy Elliot
Diversity
Michael Flatley
Stavros Flatley

So what’s happening, come on team
Hit the mother-fuckers with the dance routine





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  1. E.... H....

    Ash showed his ass off at newcastle and stefan was a belly dancer

  2. M.... A....

    Damn I used to love you guys when I was younger and I still love you today haha

  3. T.... ....

    i love this band so much. they always look like they're just havin a good-ass time in all their music videos.

  4. l.... m....

    I’m here 8 years after ❤️ WE NEED A NEW SINGLE OR ALBUM GUYS!

  5. B.... ....

    I want to see a "10 years later"-version of this video :))

  6. R.... ....

    I forgot about this one!!! Why wasn't this on any of the albums

  7. F.... D....

    So what’s happening come on team! hit the mother fuckers with the *dance routine!*

  8. C.... E....

    this still goes hard

  9. R.... H....

    still listening in 2019

  10. T.... M....

    Still love this😓❤️

  11. M.... ....

    Wow 11 year old me bopped to this

  12. K.... S....

    Tell me I’m not the only one who paused on that billy Elliot poster to see if it was Tom Holland and then couldn’t even figure out if it was him. No? Just me? Okay then.

  13. E.... S....

    Can't help but correct this. It's Selena not Selina

  14. S.... O....

    2018😂

    S.... O....

    girl same here 😅✌🏻

  15. P.... S....

    I get ASMR from this video not even joking. It's weird.

  16. c.... ....

    Is it bad that I still remember the dance to this 7 years later?

  17. M.... ....

    Wow such a throwback!!! I was like 10

  18. R.... W....

    1:13 why does mum have a penis and dad have a vagina?

  19. N.... M....

    "Daddyyyyyyyyyy"

  20. A.... M....

    2018 Throwback omg

  21. K.... P....

    this is the first time ash looked attractive. he finally caught up to the other two

  22. F.... ....

    Just saw stef explaining how selena got to be in this video and had to come watch it again it’s been a while and I still love it

  23. E.... H....

    I had forgotten Selena was in this video, until this weeks monday beast

  24. T.... R....

    #originalclikclik skawad 2.0 with the cousin / best friends lol still all the love @themidnightbeast #nearly10yearssince Idiscoveredtheclikclik xo

  25. T.... ....

    Could someone please tell me why it has been six years and this song is still on repeat in my head? This song deserved more fame

  26. A.... B....

    I WAS 9 WHEN THIS CAME OUT AND I HAD THIS ON MY BLACKBERRY FROM TUBIDY AND I WOULD LISTEN TO IT AS I PLAYED BRICK BREAKER 😂

  27. P.... A....

    It's been 6 years and 5 months....

  28. X.... ....

    Years later and I still love them!

  29. S.... ....

    This is so funny I've know this band since I was 3

  30. H.... ....

    The angry pedestrians on the bridge are still my favorite part. XD

  31. C.... ....

    Stefan's chest bump with Dru was so cute c:

  32. C.... ....

    "Gay"
    "Alright, if I'm gay c'mere"
    *runs to Stefan, despite not being the person he was talking to*

  33. M.... J....

    Still listen too this in 2017

  34. P.... ....

    I literally can't believe I forgot about this

  35. E.... ....

    EXO who?

  36. A.... P....

    stefan is my favorite he ALWAYS has been...

  37. A.... B....

    Still have my red midnight beast jumper in my cabinet still wear it sometimes

  38. V.... C....

    Italia loves u!

  39. D.... C....

    It's been 5 years, 9 months and 22 days.



    7 hours 37 minutes 58 seconds

  40. D.... K....

    My fave midnight beast song

  41. D.... C....

    Still obsessed nearly 6 years later! TMB LOVE YA!

  42. B.... H....

    ash's scream at the end of his part will always slay

  43. L.... P....

    THROWING BACK SO HARD! RE-LISTENING TO EVERY SONG!

  44. F.... G....

    2016 and this is still one of my favourite songs

  45. C.... L....

    After many years I've found you guys again. Whyd I leave

  46. D.... C....

    I can't believe it's been more than 5 years since this came out

  47. e.... s....

    I'm like 13 now, I remember when this like first came out n I had memorized the dance with my little sister n we had no idea what any of this meant 😂

  48. C.... B....

    does Dru really not know his dad

  49. J.... ....

    This should be the channel trailer

  50. S.... C....

    Ah gr8 stuff. Selena tho? OMG u lucky man

  51. A.... B....

    you guys gotta come back with more originals :D

  52. Z.... W....

    How you can tell that politics in the US is talked about far too often: you hear "Stefan James Donald Trump Abingdon" when Stefan starts rapping.

    Z.... W....

    This is before Donald Trump got into politics...

  53. C.... B....

    this is the 1stt time I ever saw this video it's been 1 minute and 30 seconds and I can't believe it ♡

  54. f.... ....

    i ship selena and steph still oppss

  55. V.... ....

    why have i just found this :O

  56. T.... D....

    I still remember every single word to this. Every time this comes on, me and my mate always have to do the dance😂 this is still so legendary

  57. E.... W....

    5 years and 3 months. wow. it's been so long since I listened to this 😅

  58. I.... ....

    Selena and Stefan in the recording studio are so funny! Mems<3

  59. n.... ....

    this was definitely your prime I MISS YOUR STUFF

  60. M.... E....

    5 years.. Wow 11 year old me loved these!

  61. M.... E....

    I can't believe these are still going tbh, I'm 16 now and used to watch these when I was like 10! It's crazy😂

  62. A.... A....

    3:00 tell me why the fuck Ash just killed it!!!

  63. T.... S....

    4 years ago my friend in college showed me this. When did time go by so fast?

  64. J.... R....

    Was Selene actually there?, love you guys <3!

    J.... R....

    yes, he wrote songs and produced for selenas 'when the sun goes down' album and while he was there he took a few videos with her for this video

  65. S.... ....

    god ive been watching these guys for asges and then i forgot about them and i remembered them yestarday and ive been listening and watching all of there videos i miss these guys please dont ever quit youtube guys you are the best

  66. C.... G....

    5 years, 3 months and 1 day since this came out x

  67. r.... ....

    It's been years and I still have this memorised good lord

  68. M.... E....

    It's been 5years and nearly 3months😱

  69. S.... J....

    DILF has made me go listen to all of these songs and reminisce on my childhood

    S.... J....

    Yeah
    Im loving the monday beast as it came up in recommended
    And i started listening to all the old ones before the show and new stuff after the show
    The show ruined them but they came out great

  70. C.... L....

    It's weird to think rhat they were all about 20-22 in this and now they are 25-27

  71. �.... ....

    5 years and I still cringe every time i see the way they spelt Selena... It probably wasnt there fault but selena was right next to the sign she dumb as shit? Did she not see the sign?

    �.... ....

    It's meant to be on purpose.

    �.... ....

    I never even noticed that it was spelt wrong.

  72. D.... m....

    4 years, love your music x

  73. p.... p....

    I know all the moves

  74. C.... L....

    I always wanted one of those jumpers

    C.... L....

    Theres probably still some on the midnight beast store website

  75. I.... ....

    This is still my favourite song even after 5 years

  76. S.... M....

    i love stephan 😍❤

  77. T.... ....

    little did they know

  78. L.... ....

    SHIIIIIT ITS TOO GRIMMYYYYYYYYYYY

  79. Y.... ....

    Me and my mates did this 4years ago for out drama class so sad we didn't finish the video :(

  80. E.... W....

    I must have watched this about 50 times in the last couple of days.. It's one of my all time favourite songs from you guys! Thank you for always being able to make me so happy 😋

  81. P.... ....

    I've been watching this since it came out and i love it so much xD

  82. H.... H....

    Will forever and always be here for TMB. <3

  83. R.... L....

    Been nearly 5 years. Still love the Midnight Beast

  84. N.... T....

    we are doing a parody on this song

  85. m.... s....

    omg 2016 and still my favourite song ledgers never forget !

  86. Y.... ....

    seeing selena gomez in this still makes me happy. i wish i could see those 2 do a song even if its a silly one.

  87. C.... M....

    y derrepente un comentario en español

  88. M.... E....

    still know all the words to every song😁✌❤

  89. P.... A....

    Can yall put this on Spotify

  90. m.... F....

    I love this song it helps ne throught bad times love you guys xxxxxxx

  91. E.... W....

    i love you guys! saw you in Nottingham, it was epic! you make the whole crowd join in. would love to meet you and get a autograph, you will make my life complete <3

  92. N.... -....

    I remember watching this vídeo because of Selena. Who would've thought I would know the lyrics to this song and many others 'till today?

  93. M.... g....

    2016👀👀

  94. s.... w....

    okay so sat watching this in 2016 , why not ?x♥

  95. E.... R....

    Oh Lord, I missed listening to this song :')

  96. N.... ....

    This came out about four years ago and I still know all the lyrics to this song. I love this song and video. ❤️❤️