Midnight Beast, The - Pokemon (Parody) Lyrics
I wanna be the very best
No longer be ignored
I called in sick for work all week
It's not like that's against the law (actually it is... oh)
Bike or board or blades
Catching Pokemon on an iPhone app
Before my iPhone battery drains
Pokemon! I'm not a kid anymore
But I'd run in front of traffic for bulbasaur
Pokemon! Ohh and when I hatch an egg
I get fully blown erect
Pokemon I'd miss out on sex (miss out on sex)
Should I go out? Or should I stay in?
Playing Pokemon! Gotta catch em all!
And I don't know why!
Yeah
It's Friday night and all my friends
Are out there having drinks
I'm sitting in the McDonald's toilets
Because they have a gym
It's my grandads funeral
I heard a Pikachu is near
But I forgot to turn my volume down
And now everyone can hear
But they join in
Cause Pokemon Go is awesome!
Pokemon! I'm not a kid anymore
But I'd dangle off a building for Venosaur
Pokemon! Ohh and when I hatch an egg
I get fully blown erect
Pokemon! Imma fucking snap (fucking snap)
If I hatch another pidgey or rattata
Should I go out? Or should I stay in?
Playing Pokemon! Gotta catch em all!
I'm nearly 28!
I turn on my charmander
Pants come off
But I'd rather be jiggling with a jiggilipuff
Cause... Why not?
If this don't a-mew-se you den laters
I'll squirtle of the haters
If you Ash-furret
You best bel-eevee that Imma be famous
So keep ya meowth shut
You better seel it up
Cause there's no shaymin
Playin I just swanna have fun
Throwing pokeballs
But my mum says this life is onyx-ceptable
Pokemon! I'm not a kid anymore
But I'd leap out of a plane for ivysaur
Pokemon! Ohh and when I hatch an egg
I get fully blown erect
Pokemon! We'd eat our best friend Dru (best friend Dru)
If it would get us a Pikachu
Has my life really come to this?
Collecting things that don't exist
I can't feel my fingertips!
Playing Pokemon! Gotta catch em all!
Put them in my balls!
DIGIMON!
Wrong one
POKEMON!
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