Midnight Beast, The - Kiss Your Sister Lyrics






You're close to crying
'Cause you just broke up with your girlfriend
That stupid hoe
You've got a token of love
But with nowhere to spend
Nowhere to go
You're on the sofa
Watching your favourite cartoon
Trying to cheer up
You hear your sister
And she's playing on her bassoon
She knows what's up

If you're lonely and no-one will do
Then I got some advice for you

Kiss your sister
Just give it a crack
I don't think it's incest if she's kissing you back
Kiss your sister
Just try it for size
No no no, I don't think it's weird unless your sister's a guy (that's your brother)

It's two years later
And you're standing there with your bride
That stupid hoe
You can't deny it
But someone has just caught your eye
You're thinking woah
You see your sister
And she is mouthing no
It's already too late
Something takes over
And you realise where you should go
This must be fate

Speak now or forever hold thy peace
And go and get yourself a piece

Of your sister
Just give it a shot
I don't think it's strange if your sister is hot
Kiss your sister
Just try it for size
No no no, I don't think it's weird unless your sister's a guy

And I don't think that's weird
Because I think gay is wrong
But then you're kissing your brother
And that's a whole other song

You travelled north and south and east and west
Only to find that kissing your sister is the best
You travelled east and west and north and south
Only to find your tongue's most comfy in your sisters mouth

Kiss your sister
It's good for your health
And if you close your eyes it's like you're kissing yourself
Kiss your sister
She's always been there
In every family photo you've been sniffing her hair
Kiss your sister!





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  1. M.... r....

    Thats not a bassoon

  2. c.... ....

    I guess PrankInvasion took this song quite literally. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  3. S.... ....

    Jesus they're not pushing anything out like they used to. So sad.

  4. L.... A....

    Stefan looks like the bird off of Austin and ally

  5. R.... R....

    Wait who is sucking who's soul out at 1:03 looks like Ash and Stef

  6. T.... W....

    this one imo, a flop, a super sensitive and fucked up subject and you got a bit of transphobia in there for like. no reason? i love yall though and am glad this was a whole year ago.

  7. T.... W....

    this one imo, a flop, a super sensitive and fucked up subject and you got a bit of transphobia in there for like. no reason? i love yall though and am glad this was a whole year ago.

  8. D.... ....

    I really hope jacksfilms sees this at some point

  9. c.... ....

    why do they all make hotter girls than me??

  10. Q.... C....

    Ha ha fuckin love bobby Lee

  11. F.... S....

    So drus hot with long hair 😍

  12. d.... ....

    Steph is bob geldof here, no? Haha

  13. A.... S....

    That was an oboe, not bassoon😂😂😂

  14. m.... c....

    Wait who was licking tounges in this video?

  15. H.... G....

    Which Halsey song is this?

  16. E.... S....

    It's an oldie and that explains why its actually good.

  17. d.... ....

    And they say white people have no culture.

  18. S.... ....

    3:12 RIP Epileptics

  19. J.... ....

    this is the weirdest video I've ever seen but each to their own

  20. J.... H....

    I feel like they need to give up now

    J.... H....

    Jess Hollister fuck off

  21. A.... v....

    mates, where have you been? Need more stuff from the midnight beasts!

  22. N.... ....

    No song for 6 months. No monday beast for a year. This, ladies and gentlecunts, is why the midnight beast can never stay relevant.

    N.... ....

    this suck bolls you shit

  23. J.... K....

    Omg these guys still exist Hahaha

  24. A.... L....

    that flashing color could cause seizures man

  25. S.... W....

    DBSOSUNFDKSBS IM CRYING SO HARD

  26. T.... M....

    this is... weird
    also can we have tmb back please
    AAAaand, can they go on a tour!!!!

  27. m.... ....

    U dunt luk tall

  28. P.... S....

    OMG!! ROFLMMFAO!!

  29. D.... ....

    Just no

  30. I.... ....

    1:40 isn't he from the mighty boosh?

    I.... ....

    *Bob Fossil...*

  31. D.... N....

    what the fuck happened to my faves ... fuck this shit

  32. C.... C....

    Great, now this is stuck in my head
    Help

  33. M.... H....

    Ahahahaha this is hilarious!

  34. F.... W....

    Haven't seen any Midnight Beast since 2009 and this makes me so happy

  35. C.... ....

    TMB, I love you guys. Your new content is okay, but my favorite songs are still The Main One, The Dance Routine, and Friends For Never. The first two songs I listed have a really smooth flow and it works well for the three of you. Keep making songs/videos. Love you guys.

    And btw, Stefan, ILU <3 xx

  36. k.... ....

    wow the 1975 changed alot

  37. E.... G....

    what did I just watch. I think I'm scarred for life

  38. J.... K....

    The views on this make me sad. Kind of makes this video a poor investment. :(

  39. M.... K....

    Disturbed...😂 great song guys

  40. l.... l....

    this is jamie lannisters jam

  41. D.... ....

    Who remembers when it was released a few years ago?

  42. J.... K....

    Ash's hair kind of works!

  43. E.... A....

    This was leaked/released years ago!! Omg😃😃

  44. d.... ....

    Well this is just weird.

  45. B.... M....

    insist, nooooo

  46. C.... T....

    the only kiss that looked fake 2:37

  47. a.... s....

    I cant be the only one who has seen the 'VIP poo' advert in the UK and think Dru has a new job.....can I? lol.

  48. C.... P....

    I... I feel slightly violated xD

  49. N.... F....

    Rich and bobby! Wowzer!!!!

  50. D.... A....

    So... When are you coming to Sweden?

  51. J.... H....

    i love rich... should have made him do a nipple rub dance though

  52. G.... T....

    of course rich fulcher is in this

  53. B.... N....

    too far lol

  54. e.... b....

    #hairgoals

  55. A.... T....

    Yes!yes!yes!yes!

  56. C.... T....

    what the eff

  57. M.... S....

    I don't know what I expected

  58. S.... ....

    I like TMB, but this was not a good track.

    S.... ....

    this is bland, boring and quite frankly cringe, i have raved to booty call while pissed off my tits at a party, but this shit doesnt do it for me

    S.... ....

    @OscarDaCatIsFlying​ lol well you have no valid input to offer,you play gta 5. you know little about music obviously but hey if I need to know which video game to gain weight to I'll come looking for you

    S.... ....

    I know little about music... although I am a sound engineer by trade, and I have a masters in sound engineering.... yeah NO valid input 😂

    S.... ....

    Angel and wait where does GTA V come into this? 😂

    S.... ....

    @OscarDaCatIsFlying and I'm actually Albert Einstein, nice emoji use kid

  59. W.... G....

    What a fucking weird song tf xD Don't make a song like this catchy

    W.... G....

    I would'nt look up Oingo Boingo - Little Girls then, catchy and worst?!

  60. s.... ....

    Instagram of the Sister? She is hot af

    s.... ....

    sina841922817028990 think that mightve been Stef's gf

  61. K.... W....

    FINALLY I REMEMBER WHEN THIS SONG GOT LEAKED THEN TAKEN DOWN AGES AND AGES AGO BECAUSE THE GAY IS WRONG LYRIC OR SOMETHING!! BUT FINALLY!!!! I HAVE BEEN SINGING ONLY THE CHORUS FOR YEARS NOW!! THANKS FOR BRINGING THIS OUT...YOU FILLED THE VOID IN MY SOUL NOW AHA!!x have a great day whatever yous are doing :) P.S I Need more All Killer :( was so good xx

  62. u.... 4....

    I'm saying it again, Stef could be such a beautiful woman :D

  63. L.... ....

    this is so funny ahaha wtf 😂

  64. A.... E....

    Can't decide whether this is the best or worst thing Ive ever seen

  65. I.... D....

    What the actual hell? Lol actually tearing up after this thanks guys ;)

  66. V.... M....

    I was afraid at first but this turned out to be great

  67. L.... ....

    only released it like 5 years after you originally said you would haha.

  68. L.... ....

    only released it like 5 years after you originally said you would haha.

  69. L.... m....

    love it.... i dont know why???

  70. C.... D....

    Why is ash such a pretty girl XD

  71. H.... J....

    Nooooooo 😭😭😭😭

  72. R.... ....

    Please do not kiss your sister at home. This is done by trained professionals

  73. s.... ....

    What the fuck guys

  74. E.... R....

    what
    What has happened to you guys in your childhoods to make you like this?

    E.... R....

    Emily Ranger many good things

  75. C.... ....

    1. What the fuck 2. How did you get bobby lee 3. What the fuck

  76. E.... N....

    So fucking good. Love you all

  77. J.... H....

    I'm confused but in a good way

  78. C.... t....

    Been waiting for a song buy u but this is shit

  79. B.... D....

    Guys wtf

  80. T.... ....

    god its so catchy but so weird

  81. D.... R....

    Ok I love this ❤😂😂

  82. E.... P....

    Does Stef have dreads!! OMG I can't!!!!

    E.... P....

    *cornrows

  83. a.... c....

    IVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS VIDEO

    a.... c....

    anna ab hahahah ye its been a few years eh?

  84. e.... b....

    im shoooookkkk

  85. J.... D....

    This made me so happy 😂😂😂😂

  86. H.... P....

    This is by far the weirdest thing you've ever made, I hate how catchy this is

  87. J.... W....

    Stef looks hot in cornrows js

  88. g.... ....

    A LITTLE TO THE LEFT

  89. M.... P....

    I'm so happy Rich is in this 😂
    This reminded me of The Mighty Boosh for some reason.

    M.... P....

    MeganIsNotOkay that show was FUCKING amazing! Vince was my Bae

  90. M.... B....

    You've reached a new level of weird, I like it?

  91. S.... D....

    what the fuck guys. why

  92. j.... ....

    what the fuck

  93. C.... D....

    what the fuck

  94. K.... ....

    The Downhill Beast

  95. P.... K....

    wait, they literally kissed each other? oh god lol

    P.... K....

    Pınar Köksal dont think they actually did

    P.... K....

    Pınar Köksal stefs kissing a girl

    P.... K....

    Louisa MacDonald i think they both dudes

  96. O.... K....

    this whole thing is my aesthetic, which is an insult to the both of us.

  97. C.... ....

    Glade to see you guys are back

  98. O.... K....

    i love this.

  99. R.... C....

    What. The. Fuck.

  100. M.... F....

    Well if TMB were on drugs before I don't wanna know what they're on right now jfc