Midnight Beast, The - I Kicked A Shark In The Face Lyrics
We're the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south west London
We're not unsigned because we're shit, we're unsigned because corporation's suck
And because we're shit
Shut up Ash
Moved in with his best boyfriends
We're the best
To a very big mansion of a crib
No more nappies, no more bibs
What?
Nothing
Errr, We got our own fridge
The wide worlds very, very mean
But mum, I can handle myself you'll soon see!
There's a shark standing there and he looks much older
He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I turn around and I'm like 'What the hell?'
He looks back and he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I look at him and I'm like 'What the hell? What the hell?'
Then I kicked the shark in the face
He kicked the shark in the face
Then I kicked the shark in the face
His face was a total disgrace
Humans are better
You can't punch me with a flipper
I kicked the shark in the face
He kicked the shark in the face
I'm sitting on my arse playing Xbox games
Then I hear a voice and it's calling out my name
I'm like 'Yo, what you want mother fucker'
He's like 'Yo, y-y-you mother fucker'
What happened next?
I'm getting to that
Zip up my flies, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat
I look left look right but there's no one around
Then a bear TA TAckles me to the ground
He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
Then I get up and I'm like 'What the fuck?'
He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I'm not even scared I'm like 'What the fuck? W-w-w-what the fuck?'
Then I hit the bear in the balls
He hit the bear in the balls
Take one for the team to the balls
Should have protected his balls
Go cry to ya' mamma
A bear couldn't cook cabañda
I hit the bear in the balls
He hit the bear in the balls
Swim with a school of fish
Hunt with a pack of wolves
The only thing I know is I love animals
We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us
I love animals
We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us
Then I kicked the shark in the face
Humans are weirder
'Cause we'll have you later for dinner
Unless you're vegetarian
And that's okay, being vegetarian's fine with me
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Midnight Beast, The I Kicked A Shark In The Face Comments
*IDATE INTENSIFIES*
It’s not ‘humans are better’ it’s ‘humans are fitter’
it's humans are bitter
How boring not as gud as poker face lol
RAW RAW RAW
I thought it was humans are fitter instead of humans are better.....
Are these songs on iTunes?
On the first song its "humans are bitter" not better and when Dru sings "then a bear tack tackles me to the ground" it is not tap tap and i think it's "don't cry to your mama" not go cry to your mama other then that i <3 this song :)
humans are fitter
A lot of these lyrics are wrong, like the animal lovers bit, it's "we put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us"
Unless shes fuck ugly
no one gives a shit
Lyics are wrong
I want the world to end!!! So me and stefan and Ashley and dru will be the only 4 people left... Still one can only faniticise
I'm from south west london!!! :D
this guy has " 69 " subscribers lol@!!!
I have no words for this video curse my sister for showing me this lol xx
The Midnight Beast and the song Begging is the exact reason i was begging for the world to end on 21/12/12... the disapointment was unbearable!!!! <3 TMB Stef, Dru, Ash!!!! <3
How can you forget dru and his beard? To be fair he's got several songs like daddy where he sings by himself and stef and ash are just backing singers:) love them all though-3
Poor Dru...
it's carbanara not cabanda
we all think that ahahah xxx
I need a tee shirt that says, "I kicked a shark in the face."
learn to spell
i have seen then 6 tines already!
Got a super power
i thoght it was better and then fitter
so many lyrics are wrong here
Theres someone called dru in the band aswell you know?
sounds like 'you're gonna' be beggin me for jews' omg i love these boys <3
shuttup ash. BEST PART<<
I feel like Dru's not getting enough fandom... DRU, YOU SEXY BEAST.
i love tmb wooo hoooo need more vids from them x
Poor Dru. XD
what about dru
The lyrics come up after the verse has started
What about Dru?
DRU LOVE. I'm druish. He is sexy too. kay.
HAHHHAHAHAH lol :)
Stefan you fitt bugga' ;) -3
At least i get Dru all to my self;')
my words but only stef.
Dru? :'(
i love these songs
this is like my average day pwning bears and sharks and girls beggin' me for sex
omG guys
You baby will be very good lookin ;) XD
ill be begging ash for sex, whether this world will end or not! he dosent need to put a lid on it!! ;)
they should
i sure its "humans are winner" not weirder
are they gonna do a season 2? its not confirmd
i can not wait for season 2 of the midnight beast
carbonara, if ur gonna b picky
It's Humans are fitter, not better
Love the first fuckin song soooo good!!!!!!!!
its humans are fitter after the first chours on i kicked the shark in the face awesome lyric timings tho well done i always find it really difficult to do that :D
i kicked the fucking shark in the faces
bitchs
Yay! I am a Vegitarian! By the way, this is an epic lyric video! :)
it's humas are fitter, not humans are better.
its not "to the animal lovers ,that dont come for us" its "so the animal lovers dont come for us
His name is stefan abingdon Joe and sunsetsmiles3 is right :3
THATS OFFENCE....TO RELIGION
no, thats how its spelt...
It's 'Humans are winners' ... thanks anyway
love how u claim to love him yet u cant spell his name
my beautiful baby boys <3 love them (orgasm orgasm orgasm )
I'll follow you on twitter :D I'm @Staceyboy1
thank you! ♥
Thank you very much ♥
Graet video, thanks!
@TheFreakMelanie yeah that's what I thought too :-)
What's Cabañda? :P
I met them:)
Thank you very much <3 have u got twitter?
she spelt it right, Dru didntt say ass he said arse :)
And even worse I didn't write the lyrics So, Its not my spelling <3
Why is everyone talking about her spelling? It's not that bad and it doesn't affect the video :) I thought the video was awesome -.-
Why is everyone talking about her spelling? It's not even that bad and doesn't really affect
sames ! x
i had headphones on full vol and it wrecked my ears but way worth it
i love the way dru says fuck xD
Alright! You proved you can spell,but the only reason that the lyrics are wrong is because you got them online! Anyway, I decided to vote it up! Hope that you're happy now!
I sware he does, what a lyric fail;D<3
Ok people I know it isn't great i got the Lyrics online So.. Dont judge... I know there are a lot of mitakes..
^^^LOL!
i was just gonna say that too :p
I got the lyrics online.. And you shouldn't vote down because of spelling,,
The only reason I voted it down, is because @StefansGirlfriend can't spell!! But apart from that, it's alright!
2:36 i think it's "we put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us" sorry if someone has already said it,, and the rest is great thank you for loading coz i love the first song!!! :D
*Isn't it
sorry /:
Isn't humans are fitter?
it's humans are winners 3:08
Thank you!! <3
yes he does :D
thank u!!