Michael Bolton - Jack Sparrow (Ballad) Lyrics

This whole town’s a pussy just waiting to get fucked

Yeah that was kind of weird but we’re back in the club

January 2020, still jamming to this song

How have I never seen this until today?

this is better than any real serious bolton clip, like... even better than hercules

there's this kid in my musical theatre class who's ALWAYS singing this. and now i have found this song. Thank you Noah :)

I still think Michael Bolton is the father of andy and linus...

Oh my. The nostalgia is real.

"Now back to the good part!"

I introduce this song to people at stoplights.

STILL STANDS UP!!! 😂😂😂

THIS WHOLE TOWN"S A PUSSY JUST WAITIN TO GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKED!!!!!!

I’m sorry for those who can’t appreciate like Macklemore says “this is fucking awesommmmme!”

Ahh so this is that song

2:20 Black Metal crossover with Myrkur

Im so happy from 2011 - 2020 jack sparrow ⛵😂😄😄😊

I believe there’s a ‘captain’ in there somewhere

8 years on, and this is still the most hilarious thing lonely island has ever done 😂

SgtPrice1000 let me tell you about a song called Jiz in my pants

Threw it on the ground
“Welcome to the real world Jackass”

2020 bitches ~~

giant squid,, lol

This is still better than most pop songs

2020 and this song still puts a smile on my face!

Coming to a lonely island boys near you "Scarface the musical" starring Micheal Bolton

Is it crazy that I'm only just now realizing how fucking funny these songs are???

Anyone still watching?

“Close enough”
Well they had to include cocaine at some point.

2020 and this song still brings me to tears

It’s funny how this is what he’s most known for, always has and will be an absolute banger

Initially, you’ll think they went in a serious direction. Then you’ll realize that you’re wrong.

If your Canadian you will know.

Mountains of cocaine more like mountains of candy rocket power

All the girl's eys on Mike lol

Much better than the new Star Wars Trilogy

You stupid c,unt

Michael Bolton's voice gives Kid Cudi's hums a run for it's money

grantd272 oooh I haven’t even thought of that comparison. I think I’m still gonna have to go with Cudi, but damn that’s a close one

New found respect for Michael Bolton.

Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (Yeah)
The night starts now
Together on the track, the boys are back
The night starts now
Night starts now, baby, roll with us
Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up (Rollin' up!)
Blow through the doors, ain't no holdin' up
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (Come on!)

Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set
Fuck the fellas looking jealous
Play the back and get wet (Yeah yeah)
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock,
You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas (What?)
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightley!)
Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner (Jack Sparrow!)

Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
More like the "meet ya, take you home and fuck you twice guy"
(Yeah yeah!)
All dressed up with nowhere to run,
And now I make you feel crazy with the-
(Now back to the good part!)

From the day he was born
He yearned for adventure (No!)
Old Captain Jack (Yeah)
Giving them what for
He's the pauper of the surf
The jester of Tortuga (Oh God)
But is Davy Jones' locker
What lies in store? (Yeah, we've seen the movie)

Throw your hands in the air
And say hell yeah

Captain Jack (What?)
Johnny Depp (No)

From the front to the back
Say we count stacks c'mon

Davy Jones (Nope)
Giant squid (Wrong)

Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up

Roger that let me try it with another film (Wait)
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (Not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
I give Jenny all my love (Come on)
Okay, then I'm a legal aid
Erin Brockovich is my name (Oh God)
Then you can call me Scarface
Snortin' mountains of cocaine (Close enough)
You cockroaches wanna play rough?
Okay, I'm reloaded! Ha ha!

This is the tale of Tony Montana
Cubano flame with the Miami nuts
(Take it home!)
Got a basehead wife
But her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy
Just waiting to get fucked
Just waiting to get fucked!
(Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile)
You complete me (Yeah, yeah okay)

Alex Mahone singing killed me acutally.

So Akiva can make a Top Gun reference and no one bats an eye, but a few verses on Jack Sparrow and everyone loses their minds?

This is one of the best songs ever made

I love the hooks 😁

this is who Cody and Noel wish they were

1:08 replay infinitely

... Sunglasses at a night club... Real classy

Who is still here in 2020 👌😉

The storyline here is better than the entire Star Wars sequel trilogy

You stupid c,unt

Oh man I have no idea how many times I used to replay 00:40 just to see the girl in the middle.

ErikTheAndroid knockoff Rihanna

This the Tail of …..

It's 2020
And this song still bangs more than the new ones !!

Who else just remembered this song?

The idea that Michael Bolton was so impassioned by Pirates of the Caribbean that he couldn’t help but write a song about it is genius

is it weird i actually like this as a legit song?

*Album was so good I literally bought the CD*

Best song on the whole channel

He's not wrong MIchael Bolton had the better part of this song.

That was kind of weird back in the club

Michael Is acting like he's still in Brooklyn 9-9- lol Also the love birds come in.

"That was kinda weird but we are back in the club" (KEIRA KNIGTHLEYY)

2020 and I'm still listening to this.

*9 years in, and I'm still trying to figure out why The Lonely Island is interrupting Michael Bolton's song about Jack Sparrow (feat. Forrest Gump, Erin Brockovich, and Tony Montana).*

I can't believe this song from 2011

2020 and still hitting that song!!

LYRICS
Guys, Michael Bolton is here
Oh great, send him in.
Hey guys
Hey, thanks for coming.
How's it goin'?
I'm really sorry I'm late
I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon
Have you seen those things?
Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.
Well I checked out the track and I loved it,
And I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig.
Oh wow that's great, awesome.
You wanna just lay it down?
Boys let's get to it (to it to it to it)

Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (Yeah)
The night starts now
Together on the track, the boys are back
The night starts now
Night starts now, baby, roll with us
Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up (Rollin' up!)
Blow through the doors, ain't no holdin' up
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (Come on!)
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set
Fuck the fellas looking jealous
Play the back and get wet (Yeah yeah)
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock,
You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas (What?)
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightley!)
Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner (Jack Sparrow!)
Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
More like the "meet ya, take you home and fuck you twice guy"
(Yeah yeah!)
All dressed up with nowhere to run,
And now I make you feel crazy with the-

(Now back to the good part!)
From the day he was born
He yearned for adventure (No!)
Old Captain Jack (Yeah)
Giving them what for
He's the pauper of the surf
The jester of Tortuga (Oh God)
But is Davy Jones' locker
What lies in store? (Yeah, we've seen the movie)

Throw your hands in the air
And say hell yeah
Captain Jack (What?)
Johnny Depp (No)
From the front to the back
Say we count stacks c'mon
Davy Jones (Nope)
Giant squid (Wrong)

Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up
Roger that let me try it with another film (Wait)

Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (Not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
I give Jenny all my love (Come on)
Okay, then I'm a legal aid
Erin Brockovich is my name (Oh God)
Then you can call me Scarface
Snortin' mountains of cocaine (Close enough)

You cockroaches wanna play rough?
Okay, I'm reloaded! Ha ha!
This is the tale of Tony Montana
Cubano flame with the Miami nuts
(Take it home!)
Got a basehead wife
But her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy
Just waiting to get fucked
Just waiting to get fucked!
(Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile)
You complete me (Yeah, yeah okay)

This was litterally my childhood. Remember listen to this in the car when i was 9 years old.

앤디가 whut..? 하는 부분이 킬포 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Jormas face the entire time has me DEAD. He has the best WhAt thE fUq ArE yoU dOing face lol

Is it just me or Tony Montana’s wife looks really like Ana de Armas?

Fucking hilarious!

This song is beyond time itself

Did Tony Montana ever actually say ok I'm reloaded?

So no one gonna talk about them wearing shade in the evening @@? I mean I would have fall flat on ma face if I do that...

Or because, they are
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Captain Jack Sparrow?

I think that jenny and elvira actress is the same T.T
(Jenny of forest gump)
(Elvira Hankook of scarface or tont montana)

What a freakin gem this is. If Johhny Depp wasnt captain Jack, Michael Bolton definately would've rocked it!!

So i didn’t knew of this song... but it’s very famous

This whole town's a pussy, just waitin to get *FUUUUUUUCKED!*

A comedy song and it still jumps harder any mumble rap song 🤣🤣🤣

Ich hasse es!!! Es nerft IMMER,wenn man watch2Gether schauen will

When the song ends and he passionately sings “waiting to get FUUUUHHH-UUUUCKED”.

I literally come back for just that part sometimes.

My favourite part: “I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed but I give Jenny all my love.” 😂

Izumi1444 run Forrest Ruuuun!

is it just me or do you guys feel like tearing up when bolton does the bridge part at 2:12 ?

Needs cowbell

i think think is still amusing... And this was a Top 10 hit in Australia.

This is Time Of Jake peralta

Michael Bolton knows whats up

2020
classic

I didn't know Jake peralta could rap

He's the pauper of the surf, the jester of tortuga! The feels tho

Even his talking voice is sexy

2020, and it’s still the TALE of CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

Watching this in 2020!!

2020 and this is still the bomb , goddam

Some may think how did they convince Bolton to play this part
Where as I'm like how did they allow him to play that part!!!😂😂😂
It was just too funny!😂😂😂

Here I am nearly a decade in waiting for Michael Bolton to release a fuckin album of cinematic songs

1:06 I love the way that "What"was said... best WHAT 😁😁😁

You wonder why they never tried to do some serious songs

Bet they couldve had some legit hits

For real

Aww, that's no fun.
Besides, they've won a creative arts Emmy and been nominated for several Grammy's- that's pretty legit as hits go, isn't it?

these are legit hits

whats name blondi 2:48 any one know?