MF Doom - Fazers Lyrics






Follow the light. The light is your guide
I am controller of Planet X (Three-three!)
And I've invited you here to discuss something that's very important

King Geedorah, take me to your leader
Quick to claim that he not no snake like, "Me neither"
They need to take a breather
He been rhyming longer than Sigmund the sea creature
Been on Saturday feature
Pleased to meet ya
And came to wake you up out the deep sleeper, like
He needed to stop before he caught the knee-drop
Even give you more zip-zip than ZZ Top
With full beers thou shall not ball corner
Geedorah like, "One more steps, and y'alls goners"
So-called rich, front if you wanna
When he spit electrics don't be in y'all saunas
He only here to warn us what the plan is
The hour is upon us, it's bananas
Born alone, die alone, no matter who your man is
Hope he live long enough to tell it to his grandkids
King Geedorah, three-finger ring fever
Spring chicken eater, ID'ed as the ringleader
Who needs a heater? Catch 'em with bare hands
These same hands that make razors out beer cans
His own biggest fan
And got a fan base as big as Japan
Uh, yeah? And?
All hail the king, and give him three cheers, fam!
Like "Hip, hip, hooray!"
Do his thing for the little kings like Sling Blade
To the grave, put in work like a slave
On how to flip scripts on the dipstick brigade
Rock 'em like "Sus-sussudio" played
Back when we used to rock the shag, no fade
This skilled trade like a tailor made suede
Hit the studio - and I'm paid
Half upfront, half upon mastering
"Would you like that in cash?" Last thing you should ask the king
You don't have to be no crystal ball reader
Allergic to saltpeter, used to be a wall beater
In the game like a Wall Street cheater
A lot of rap noise is annoying like Cita
Turn into a triple-X monster from a fairy tale movie
He don't know me very well, do he?
King Geedorah, crush on the seed's teacher
They need to pay 'em better, she had nothing on the reefer
Heffer, and I had to offer her a stick of gum
She was as thick as they come, but taught a strict curriculum
Which is only good for my son
When I'm in the hood, razor's on tongue
Nowadays it's amazing raising young
Rule number one: Keep your fazers on stun





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  1. D.... A....

    Fuck Fern .

  2. H.... ....

    First vinyl I ever copped and the start of my collection.. thank you for being the best, well, thee several best rappers in the world 😂

  3. G.... K....

    King MF is a type of guy to build with the truth and witness the unbearable power of insurmountable fame

  4. T.... T....

    Mf doom hip hop fodao

  5. B.... W....

    I was high as shit when I listened to DOOM shit changed my life b word yo

  6. T.... ....

    *02:16*
    😅 *"dumb bitch!"*

  7. h.... b....

    Serious question how many songs have sampled this? It's so familiar.

    h.... b....

    the original sample of this song still hasnt been found. apparently the producer sampled an old porno from the 70's.

  8. O.... W....

    rule number one: keep your fazers on stun.

  9. V.... �....

    thank you L00

  10. e.... !....

    "THE HOUR IS UPON US, IT'S BANANAS!!!!!"

  11. E.... I....

    Follow the light ... the light is your guide ...
    I am controller of Planet X
    And I've invited you here to discuss something that's very important
    King Geedorah, take me to your leader
    Quick to claim that he not no snake like, "Me neither"
    They need to take a breather
    He been rhyming longer than Sigmund the sea creature
    Been on Saturday feature -- pleased to meet cha'
    And came to wake you up out the deep sleeper, like --
    He needed to stop before he caught the knee-drop
    Even give you more zip-zip then ZZ Top
    On full beers, though shall not ball corners
    Geedorah like, "One more step, and y'alls goners"
    So-called rich, front if y'all want to
    When he spit electrics don't be in y'all saunas
    He only here to warn us what the plan is
    The hour is upon us, it's bananas
    Born alone die alone, no matter who your man is
    Hope he live long enough to tell it to his grandkids
    King Geedorah, three-finger ring fever
    Spring chicken eater, ID'ed as the ringleader
    Who needs a heater? Catch 'em with bare hands
    These same hands that make razors out beer cans
    His own biggest fan
    And got a fan base as big as Japan
    Uh ... yeah ... and?
    All hail the king! And give him three cheers, fam
    Like, hip hip hooray!
    Do his thing for the little kids like Sling Blade
    To the grave, put in work like a slave
    On how to flip scripts on the dipstick brigade
    Rock 'em like "Su-su-sudio" played
    Back when we used to rock the shag, no fade
    This skilled trade like a tailor made suede
    Hit the studio -- and I'm paid
    Half upfront, half upon mastering
    "Would you like that in cash, " last thing you should ask the king
    You don't have to be no crystal ball reader
    Allergic to salt pita, used to be a wall beater
    In the game like a Wall Street cheater
    A lot of rap noise is annoying like Cita
    Turn into a triple-X monster from a fairy tale movie
    He don't know me very well, do he?
    King Geedorah, crush on his seed's teacher
    They need to pay her better, she had nothing on the reefer
    Heifer, and I had to offer her a stick of gum
    She was as thick as they come, and taught a strict curriculum
    Which is only good for my son
    When I'm in the hood? Razor's on tongue
    Nowadays, it's amazing raising young
    Rule number one: keep your fazers on stun!

  12. B.... ....

    I am a huge hip hop fan, but I rarely get goosebumps when I listen. Fazers is an exception.

  13. t.... ....

    *kanye west head bob*

  14. A.... M....

    MF DOOM take me to your leader

  15. M.... S....

    DOOM can’t be compared to any other emcee ever. He’s just so incredibly unique. That being said, he’s easily the greatest rapper of all time

  16. K.... B....

    This beat sounds like some Indiana Jones closing credits shit.

  17. E.... K....

    Do you know the name of the original instrumental?

  18. K.... B....

    "He only here to warn us what the plan is,
    The hour is upon us it's bananas /
    Born alone, die alone no matter who your man is,
    Hope he love long enough to tell it to his grandkids..."

    DOOM has so many Revelations references in his music and they just fly right over most fan's heads.

  19. M.... C....

    As anybody found the sample yet??
    Fuck Jimmy Hoffa or formula for Coca Cola What this sample?

  20. M.... S....

    This is dope

  21. M.... S....

    This should be on boondocks new teaser season 6

  22. F.... ....

    Follow the light

  23. j.... c....

    Can anyone tell me the sample he used?

  24. D.... A....

    FAVORITE.

  25. S.... A....

    This makes me want to watch 70s porn just to find the sample.

  26. L.... B....

    this song makes me feel i am in Nibiru....Doom sounds like ENKI

  27. r.... ....

    Man what I’d do to listen to this for the first time again. What a goddamn masterpiece

  28. A.... E....

    when I'm in da hood, razors on tongue!

  29. S.... A....

    “King Geedorah
    crush on the seeds teacher
    They need to pay him better
    she had nothing on the reefer
    Heffer
    And I had to offer her a stick of gum,
    she was as thick as they come
    and taught a strict curriculum.
    Which is only good for my son.
    When I’m in the hood? Razors on tongue”

  30. G.... P....

    I like how he talks about being a dad at the end 😂

    G.... P....

    Gabriel Pena Gets pretty depressing once you realized his son died recently

    G.... P....

    Oh shit , he did ??? When ???

    G.... P....

    Gabriel Pena December 28 2017 RIP

  31. F.... ....

    Mf ANd KiNg G aRe tHe sAmE pErSoN

  32. v.... ....

    King Geedorah, take me to your leader
    Quick to claim that he not no snake like, "Me neither"
    They need to take a breather
    He been rhyming longer than Sigmund the sea creature
    Been on Saturday feature
    Pleased to meet ya
    And came to wake you up out the deep sleeper, like
    He needed to stop before he caught the knee-drop
    Even give you more zip-zip than ZZ Top
    With full beers thou shall not ball corner
    Geedorah like, "One more steps, and y'alls goners"
    So-called rich, front if you wanna
    When he spit electrics don't be in y'all saunas
    He only here to warn us what the plan is
    The hour is upon us, it's bananas
    Born alone, die alone, no matter who your man is
    Hope he live long enough to tell it to his grandkids
    King Geedorah, three-finger ring fever
    Spring chicken eater, ID'ed as the ringleader
    Who needs a heater? Catch 'em with bare hands
    These same hands that make razors out beer cans
    His own biggest fan
    And got a fan base as big as Japan
    Uh, yeah? And?
    All hail the king, and give him three cheers, fam!
    Like "Hip, hip, hooray!"
    Do his thing for the little kings like Sling Blade
    To the grave, put in work like a slave
    On how to flip scripts on the dipstick brigade
    Rock 'em like "Sus-sussudio" played
    Back when we used to rock the shag, no fade
    This skilled trade like a tailor made suede
    Hit the studio - and I'm paid
    Half upfront, half upon mastering
    "Would you like that in cash?" Last thing you should ask the king
    You don't have to be no crystal ball reader
    Allergic to saltpeter, used to be a wall beater
    In the game like a Wall Street cheater
    A lot of rap noise is annoying like Cita
    Turn into a triple-X monster from a fairy tale movie
    He don't know me very well, do he?
    King Geedorah, crush on the seed's teacher
    They need to pay 'em better, she had nothing on the reefer
    Heffer, and I had to offer her a stick of gum
    She was as thick as they come, but taught a strict curriculum
    Which is only good for my son
    When I'm in the hood, razor's on tongue
    Nowadays it's amazing raising young
    Rule number one: Keep your fazers on stun

  33. D.... M....

    Sounds like what the waiting room music in Heaven would sound like....

  34. D.... N....

    2k19💪😎

  35. D.... M....

    The BEAT is so NICE its UGLY.....

  36. G.... M....

    They shoulda played this song on the new Godzilla movie

  37. D.... ....

    😴 😴 💤

  38. T.... -....

    GEEEEEEAARRR!!!

  39. C.... ....

    What was the name of the movie this was in?

  40. M.... M....

    I am controller of planet x and i've invited you here to discuss something thats very important..🤴✨😎

  41. a.... ....

    at papa bastion your a damn fool are you trying to tear this dimension to pieces bro not cool

  42. D.... F....

    this should have been in GODZILLA king of monsters

  43. F.... ....

    "She was as thick as they come,
    and taught a strict curriculum."

    F.... ....

    "Dumb b****"!!

  44. A.... I....

    Geedorah’s like one more step, and y’alls goners!

  45. U.... S....

    RULE #1 KEEP YA FAZERS ON STUN

  46. k.... ....

    My theme

  47. L.... L....

    Doom ❤

  48. �.... �....

    the new godzilla movie is only good for making me come back here

  49. J.... J....

    This song played in my head when King Ghidorah made his entrance in King Of The Monsters 🔥

    J.... J....

    Indirect EviscerBoii I played this song on the way home from the movies lol

    J.... J....

    Spencer West same

  50. A.... S....

    Anyone watched the new Godzilla?

    A.... S....

    Arya Suri was thinking of this track the whole time 🔥

    A.... S....

    @Michael Pastrano same. Playing the song in my head was the only entertaining part of watching thr movie for me.

    A.... S....

    Arya Suri yeah the movie sucked ass

  51. k.... G....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸

  52. M.... W....

    Rule #1: Keep your Fazers on STUN!

  53. A.... O....

    Respect from Brazil.......coisa linda esse beat .....underground hip hop forever

  54. L.... W....

    DOOM is the last hip-hop great

  55. G.... H....

    Hope he live long enough to tell it to his grandkids.......

  56. G.... B....

    I still play this everyday fam .. fazerz off stun

  57. j.... b....

    This is,,, I have no words.

  58. r.... R....

    2019 king of monsters

  59. C.... B....

    the only rapper I can listen to lately is DOOM

  60. p.... m....

    Listen to this while stoned

  61. L.... ....

    I'll never forget getting this, and that first play. The album cover enchanted me. The opening bars of this album are unforgettable.

  62. N.... R....

    Need this in my ear most the time

  63. K.... B....

    I think Doom & KRS should do something together..

  64. W.... D....

    Heffa, and I had to offer her a stick of gum, she was as thick as they come, and taught a strict curriculum.. which is only good for my son... 🔥

  65. W.... D....

    🤘🏼

  66. J.... L....

    who needs a heater catch em with bare hands

  67. F.... J....

    WHEN I'M N THA HOOD RAZORS ON TOUNGE🗡

  68. D.... K....

    Hit the studio AND IM PAID

  69. S.... S....

    [Insert 70s Adult Film Song]

  70. D.... S....

    WHATS THE SAMPLE SHIT IS HARD ASF

  71. A.... ....

    i am here

  72. Q.... ....

    The king ghedroah rhymes gave me goosebumps

  73. T.... L....

    Beats too loud compared to the audio

  74. B.... B....

    𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓 𝖆𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖊, 𝖉𝖎𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖊

  75. D.... ....

    Put this shit ok 0.75x speed and light the joint

  76. R.... K....

    Allergic to saltpeter LMAO

  77. c.... ....

    "Heifer & I have to offer her a stick of gum"...

  78. F.... J....

    Turn into a triple XXX monster from a a fairy tail movie, he don't know me very well do he. KING GEEHDROH crush on the scene feature [ porn star that's in the secne] they need to pay him more she had nothing on the reefer [ they got high before the scene] heefer and i had to offer her a stick of gum she was as thick as they come and taught a strick curriculum [ lessons in the bed room] dumb bitch wich is only good for my son WHEN IM N DA HOOD razors on tounge. Now a day's it's amazing raising young rule number 1 keeps your'e fazors on stun!!!!

  79. i.... ....

    "Would you like that in cash..."

    yes plz

  80. w.... p....

    Dynamite DOOM disc. Classic. Fazers on Stun!

  81. S.... ....

    If they play this during the new Godzilla movie I will freak the fuck out

  82. v.... ....

    this man is the slickest ryhmer of all time imo

  83. B.... V....

    Here from the King of Monsters trailer

  84. R.... ....

    Beat so clean it can wash away all my sins

  85. m.... g....

    Doom said the sample is from a 70s porno

  86. S.... ....

    Porno Violin!

  87. M.... D....

    The sample is from a 1979 porn film. DOOM states this in an newly released interview from 2003.
    Now to get digging and find the sample since it’s been narrowed down for us lol.

    M.... D....

    balle733 name of the film?

    M.... D....

    @balle733 you got the name or nah?

    M.... D....

    @balle733 dude the name

    M.... D....

    balle733 you lyin

    M.... D....

    It was so good he nutted to death, damn rip

  88. I.... K....

    fuck I listen to some good music

  89. M.... E....

    Greatest rapper ever.

  90. P.... A....

    The LOOP is from an old porno movie from the 70's.

    P.... A....

    Peter Agoston you look quite like the guy in the porno. He wore cowboy boots.

  91. M.... H....

    I've heard it said that MF Doom will ride with God's forces during the Apocalypse.

  92. S.... F....

    I miss doom. Need a new album n not like jj doom

  93. M.... D....

    Who needs a heata catch him with bare hands

  94. M.... D....

    He's only here to warn us what the plan is hour is apon us it's bananas born alone die alone no matter who your man is I hope he lives along enough to tell his grandkids!

  95. b.... b....

    GOLDEN EYE

  96. z.... ....

    First mf doom song I heard when I was 13...the one that brought me to love hip hop. Still listen to this album I'm almost 30 now. Still a hip hop head.