Metal Church - Fake Healer Lyrics
I prey upon your morbid fear
Of terminal disease
You won't know the difference
Now it's time for surgery
Another shot, another pill
I take all major credit cards
Your money is what I need
I'm a healer
I will keep you all alive
I'm a healer
A villain at your bedside
Take this and you'll be fine
Severely educated
I think it's time for another test
I need more of your blood
Sign this affidavit
So my insurance won't go up
I'm a healer
I will keep you all alive
I'm a healer
Research and development
Spend millions every year
You sickly and decrepit ones
Keep my yacht safe on the pier
You're dying on a stretcher
We'll try to save your life
If you can't afford my service
I will let you die
I'm trusted and respected
Says my diploma on the wall
Before I will do anything
I'll give your bank a call
I'm a healer
I will keep you all alive
I'm a healer
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Metal Church Fake Healer Comments
Metal is ALWAYS relevant.
In the Top 10 Heavy Metal riffs of all time in my opinion.
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeah
Whoa...the new and old line-up just took this classic to another level!!
Wished Mike hadn't dropped that note, in the chorus, but otherwise a masterpiece here!!
Todd is great, but man I wish David Wayne was still around. :(
Ta tara rara ra tara ra ra ta ra rarannnra
Chingoneria de disco blessing in desguise con mike
yes!!!!! can't top this!!!
This song is still relevant. 2020 long the 80s
Before you let the government stick a needle in your arm and Fvk you up for life with a vaccine ..!LOOK AT THE INGREDIENTS...VaXXINES=MEDICAL MURDER AND TYRANY! I never get vaxxed I NEVER catch the Flu..!
ONE THING I GOT TO SAY WOW GREAT REMAKE.....
better duet than "the one you love to hate" (dickenson/halford) 🤘🤘
What a band, love you church
Fucking nice re recording.
That nose ring is very homo Todd.
Medical Church
Great Song - Mike Howe sounds Great !!!
Totally prefer the Original version though !!!
fuckin rocks ESPECIALLY with Todd
AND I'm in the medical field lol
Oh so true!!!! To this day!!!!!!!
Awesome video, grew up with metal church. What a great time I had.
I love this version La torre is a great addition.
Nothing wrong with the original track. This version is good, but not as good, imo.
Remembering this album came out in my late teens high on hash and car stereo on full blast thinking that we are invincible ,by the time "It's a secret" was playing , hands were off the steering and trying to air drum. Good old days.
Can't wait to see Metal Church in Melbourne Australia, 2019 at the Northcote Social Club!! Have been a number one fan since 1984. Purchased the first albums as a young headbanger in Dunedin, New Zealand (about as far away from the live metal scene as you could get). What a fucking band - much respect!!! Please open the show with 'Fake Healer' Yours forever in Metal 'El Mort' - We'll be there and well fucking 'toasted' - Will be a ripping night out with Metal Church!!! Up the Irons!
Song is great- was the first time-
Original track was better of course, nice vid .
I'm a Healer your money is what I need
mmmmmm, this cover is not that bad, but I still love the original
I can see the big four touring with metal church
Metal Church should be one of the big four supplanting Anthrax.
The 133 people who disliked, are unethical doctors who are corrupted by dirty money of Big Pharma(ceutical) companies , Novartis, Bayer etc.
Todd looks like fag with his nose ring.
LaTorre's great at that whole Tate thing, but Howe's one of a kind. No one sounds like him. I've seen them twice since he came back and it's been stellar.
Wow, they redid the song- reproduced! Sounds clearer. Good job, I still love the song! Thanks... Metal Church Always
WOW mike howe still fn amazing!!! Is it the late 80s or what?
That's first thing I thought. Sounds just like when album came out.
One of the best songs out there, love the vid!
When a tour of South America. Great song. Saludos de Argentina.
Who s the guest vocals..
Way cool, but confusing. Why Todd when Mike is back ? And are they going to redo the whole Original album ? What's the occasion ? Wasn't Todd going to front Crimson Glory ? What did I miss ?
Sounds like you have quite a bit of catching up to do trikkke11! Todd has been the lead vocalist of Queensryche for over 7 years now. No, Todd will not be redoing the original album with Metal Church. Todd was invited by Metal Church to sing a duet on Fake Healer with Mike Howe - 2 great vocalists and something cool and different. That's all :-)
These 2 guys sound great together Ive always loved this fucking song but they make it sound better
Cant wait to the 2019 Aust Tour.
This song couldn't be more true ! Doctors these days are all thieves and slaves to the pill manufacturers ! Much love to everyone that reads this !
Great stuff
The video is cool but I like the original recording of the song better.
I clicked like before watching this video. SO I LAY DOWN UPON YOUR BEDSIDE, TAKE THIS AND YOU'LL BE FINE.
So many fake healer's out there. They take my money and so many metal heads that like & listen to this kick ass song too. When will It end lol
The voice of Todd in this song sounds very nice. His participation was fantastic.
The 127 who gave thumbs down should chop off their ears cuz they ain't working right
Original is better
This is fukin brilliant!!!
I love this shit
The video would've been much better with out the Geoff Tate copycat but non the less great fuckin song even if what I read that this was actually a project of the late great David Wayne with a different title and all , but with much respect for one of the most underrated bands ever , thanks for keeping real heavy metal alive .
I believe it was originally called " Legion " , let me know because I get so many different takes on this on different websites ,ty metal heads .
great Song,great Vocalist
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The 126 or 128 of you who hate this a idoits
This is my theme song lol
Heavy metal and Metal Church FOREVER...
Великолепный клип,и великолепная песня🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺. Metall forewe.
Who's the opera singer there? Re-recording an old favorite ok, re-shooting a video . . . .not so sure. The song remains a good classic though.
they should do some more tracks together - power house!
Oh man, c'mon Todd. Nice try but this song is Mike Howe ground, soul and legacy.
Great fuckin song last time and this time around!!!!
Wish I could sing with them
Just cant get enough of this masterpiece of metal
Song
Is fucking timeless and what a sick collaboration 🤘 had no idea the song could get better but it did
Human Factor is the superior album...
А чё за ч вувак поётместе с майком?
Now this motherfucking badass! ahahaha!..now I can die insane! and don't give a damn.
You 118 people hate this are dumb
Love the guitars
is this the original singer off metal church...well i mean the singer from 1993?
Yes - Mike Howe
So fucking beautiful great duet
I got this Classics Live CD from Rat Pack and amazed at all the bonus items that came with the bundle package. And at a great price. Great label that promotes the hell out of the band. Can't wait for the new CD to arrive.
Thank you for the kind words brother! We like to think our bundles are some of the best out there :-)
Over fine
If metal is a religion, take me to church...to fuckin' Metal Church!
Could this be the greatest metal song of all time ?! ....I know operation mind crime is the greatest complete album...
But I think this song can be the stand alone greatest possibly?
Fucking love it
Love the small change up in the rhythm! Always one of my favs!
Old orginal song is perfect version! Why do improve it?
Absolutely love this version!! Mike Howe & Todd LaTorre are awesome vocalists!!
Back in 89 lubbock tx fmx played the top albums of the yr fake healer hit number fuckn 1....this was an still is metal boys......so glad that now there isa vid for the song not only bad lands....
How bout you re-record all the old classics for us?that would be awesome but only with Mike Howe on vocals.
FOKIN GREAT TRUE SONG\\M//THATS WHY METAL IS!!!
Over a year later and i still spin this awesome album almost on a weekly basis. Perfection achieved 🤘.
ABSO-ROCKIN-LUTELY AWESOME!
This song rocks
Demons in my life no ones a healer
Love this jam. Badass song. Crank it up
true metal rebirth!! thnxs for too much!!!
This kicks ASS
Many many years ago on a distant shore the men gathered secretly behind the hidden door. Until now they still put out killer stuff. Long live Metal Church!
Todd, PLEASE do not let our beloved Queensryche die after only 2 GREAT 'return to form' cds that brought one of the best metal bands ever back to life. please help keep that line up going. you guys did the impossible. keep the formula.
Yuck. Stick to the original please...
Still kickin ass. AWESOME
I can't count how many copies of Blessing in Disguise I went through
Cool combo of singers really well together
Great song love this band
Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike and Todd kicking ass on my favorite Metal Church song
Les deux réunis... Excellent !!
Awesome!