MC Lars - Male Feminist Lyrics






[Intro: MC Lars]
I hear a lot of you rappers denigrating women on your tracks
Why you doing that?
That's not progressive, come on, women are people not objects
Let me explain

[Verse 1: MC Lars]
Yo, I'm a male feminist; doesn't mean I'm soft
Gender equality really gets me off
I see you ladies; women in the workplace
Up in the voting booth on your 18th birthday
Y'all be flying spaceships, y'all be flying planes
Y'all be running corporations every single day
Men can learn a lot from your hustle and your progress
Y'all be up on Wall Street, y'all be up in Congress
Germaine was a feminist, Kurt Cobain too
And once upon a time we made Coon vote it's true
But Elizabeth Stanton helped make it happen
Props to Joan of Arc and Abigail Adams
First-wave, second-wave, third-wave, whatever
Each generation is only getting better
I'm a pro rights, pro choice, pro sex feminist
Don't forget polemicist, feel the message when it hits

[Hook: MC Lars]
Ya I like em, like em, like em, like em
Male feminist
Ya I love em, love em, love em, love em
Male feminist
I'm a pro rights, pro choice, pro sex feminist
Men can be feminists too, it's true
Respect

[Verse 2: Mazeman]
I'm a pro rights, pro choice, pro sex feminist
Men can be feminists too, it's true
Sitting with MC Lars, reciting Michelangelo Fame
It's books and poems
Janice Combs raised Puff Daddy all alone
Thank god for her soul
I thank God for my mom for keeping me warm when it was cold
Dorris Parker was a writer and a critic
For such magazines like Vogue
She also wrote fiction, you know
I got respect for women
And your respect shouldn't be different
Respect all women
Even Rosa Parks had to get time
Fighting for equal rights for all Americans
Hilary Clinton, yeah she's winning
Angelina Jolie, female president
She donated more money than the government
Thank you women for being my motivation
I'm faithful and nothing's going to change this
Pro rights, pro choice, pro sex feminist

[Hook]

[Interlude 1: MC Lars]
Shout outs to my mom, it was hard having a child
I was upside down inside of her uterus
They had to do a caesarian section
That's dedication!

[Verse 3: MC Lars]
My mom's smart, two graduate degrees
My older sister Sarah teaches children how to read
Aunt Rosie is an artist, Aunt Linda is a scientist
My girlfriend is a social worker working with psychiatrists
Grandma Anderson, R.I.P
You made me awesome costumes every single Halloween
Aunt Anna was Australian, her life was really hard
Her intellect was in effect like Simone de Beauvoir
Susan B. Anthony and Betty Friedan
Inspired female minds to free the bold man
Through race and gender politics of Gloria Steinem
It's through books by Bell Hooks full of glorious rhyming
Sarah Palin taking on way more than she can manage
Alaskan back with politics are really doing damage
Even though your famous, you ain't no Tori Amos
Setting women back pro life politics are aimless
Lord

[Interlude 2: MC Lars]
I'm not trying to judge anyone's religious backgrounds
But if you get pregnant
You should decide whether or not you keep the child, Howard!

[Hook]

[Outro: MC Lars]
To all the young ladies out there: You could be president
Listen!
Unless you're listening in England and your British
You could do something else but…
Actually there is a lot of options for women and I endorse that





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  1. h.... ....

    You forgot to mention step one of becoming a male feminist : cut off your balls.

  2. T.... C....

    Step one: Cut off your balls and throw them away.

  3. R.... E....

    Hahahaha! Pretty good joke!

  4. A.... G....

    Men become Male feminist to get laid honestly, seen many people do it to get a little something something

  5. a.... m....

    He's a pussy

  6. R.... A....

    Do yourself a favour & don't...

  7. D.... ....

    I like how this is a joke because I'm also a male feminist

  8. d.... s....

    He’s gay hand down

  9. M.... M....

    KANKER feministe

  10. m.... ....

    How to be a male feminist:

    *Step one cut off your nuts*

  11. m.... h....

    Far too many freelance freelancers in London 2019

  12. M.... ....

    Thumbs up if you came here from Joe Rogan.

  13. S.... 2....

    How to get curved 101

  14. D.... M....

    He: Namaste
    Me: Oh god

  15. i.... ....

    To everyone watching this, this guy (Damien Slash) is genius, and I've been watching his YouTube videos for many years. I found the dislikes hilarious, because nobody has any idea 😂

  16. S.... B....

    This guy is living proof of why we need another world war. His douchey glasses, and beanie including weak beard. These guys need to be eliminated from the gene pool.

    S.... B....

    Yes ik it's a joke

  17. H.... S....

    one word " pathetic"

  18. I.... _....

    🤮🤮🤮

  19. s.... #....

    You know i love this type of humor! This is an accurate joke about male femenist WELL PLAYED Damien well played! :)

  20. C.... P....

    *Any male that's a feminist is a Simp (someone that sucks up to women) and is the ultimate beta male that doesn't get laid and willing wants to be an obiter for females* bwaahahaha this is thank god its a joke why are people mad its basically making fun of male femminist

  21. f.... t....

    feminists are the dirt of the world all feminist must be hung

  22. K.... D....

    I’m sure a lot of Brit’s are creeper’s A one hundred percent of male feminist later get exposed for being a creeper. Facts over fellings check out my claims. Creepers are always looking for a way to get there weak body close to a wine drunk cat lady.

  23. S.... M....

    Thank God I'm a misogynist!

    S.... M....

    Do you male feminist and misogynist are synonyms

  24. R.... M....

    Step 1: don't have any self respect.

  25. R.... F....

    well just cut off ur balls

  26. I.... a....

    This man clearly doesn’t get laid a lot

  27. Y.... D....

    Eat my ass please

  28. 1.... s....

    A video about wemen standards :
    https://youtu.be/PuzL2wyckMg

  29. e.... ....

    Soy overdose!

  30. a.... a....

    "Just agree with her maybe she'll touch it"

  31. W.... T....

    The BBC is so pro-feminist and anti-men that when satire comes along from the station we find it unbelievable! Great skit!

    W.... T....

    I don't think bbc 3 is anti-men they made video about male victims and other double standards on men

    W.... T....

    @Ericka Kedkar The BBC is very biased against men, second only to the Guardian in the MSM. As far as virtue signalling goes it is with ABC and CBC. One swallow does not make a summer as the old adage goes.

    W.... T....

    @Ericka Kedkar It is placed in a very niche market place with very little views and it says a lot for the producer that it was got past the censor.

    W.... T....

    @William TaylorI know they are anti Brexit and extremely biased against Tommy Robinson I have never noticed any anti-male bias can you please give an example

    W.... T....

    @Ericka Kedkar I agree with you on the anti-Brexit bias of the BBC and on Tommy Robinson, I don't like him but he is fully entitled to a fair hearing which he seldom gets. The gender wage gap is often mentioned at the BBC -current again at this moment so here is a link to how it is a myth, it is easier to send a link to the video than type out my view https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiZ6uRlm6sM .

  32. �.... ....

    Title should be: How to have soy milk oozing out of your male titties

  33. C.... T....

    ok YouTube

  34. d.... t....

    how to be a male feminist? easy. just worship satan.

  35. R.... H....

    241 male feminist disliked theis video

  36. X.... X....

    Has anyone else realised that people who are on the internet more and get to read more opinions and read more facts aren’t feminists and the people who don’t go on the internet that often are feminists (majority at least).

  37. S.... P....

    "How to let women know you're into pegging."

  38. E.... W....

    This should be obvious humor but feels too real wow. I downvoted at first but then realized this is a pretty good parody.

  39. M.... ....

    Is this satire or not, cause male feminists are literally like this. ...I'm confused.

    M.... ....

    Mcheetah - it’s a joke

  40. A.... W....

    The moment I see a feminist perceive a problem from a non hypocritical ridiculous angle and not twist it is the day I will listen. No self reflection or honor in 3rd wave feminism.

  41. N.... ....

    The BBC put this out like they aren’t exactly like this themselves

  42. X.... ....

    abuse many women

  43. S.... H....

    This is a sexist video! shame on you BBC making fun of feminism

  44. A.... M....

    How to sell our rubbertube spinal!!! Group of hynas only run afraid of male lion remember

  45. T.... A....

    Watch bill burr male feminist... you're welcome 👍.

  46. J.... P....

    I see youre putting those taxpayer pounds to good use

  47. L.... ....

    Lots of crossed wires (BBC > BBC 3 ok > Is it real irony > Or quasi corporate-attempt wrong target irony > *I think It's quite benign and a little good 'go'* )

  48. J.... B....

    Muslims are right about women.

  49. S.... A....

    Bwahahahahahaha....

  50. 1.... ....

    How to become a male feminist? Well recent history shows you need to sexually assault as many women as possible.

  51. B.... N....

    woman should be in the kitchen making my dinner

    B.... N....

    Thank you !

  52. D.... o....

    BBC 3???????????

    Wtf

  53. P.... G....

    332 male feminist are MAD!

  54. T.... ....

    Love how many are experienceing poes law at work with this video.

  55. A.... B....

    How to be a pussy

  56. R.... ....

    A freelance freelancer.

  57. d.... ....

    I love how even feminists hate male feminists.

    d.... ....

    Liberals hate Male Feminists. Conservatives hate Male Feminists. Feminists hate Male Feminists. Not necessarily a partisan video.

    d.... ....

    @Benjamin Davey The BBC is partisan.

  58. E.... K....

    Just whip yourself and apologize for existing

  59. T.... t....

    lost me at freelance freelancer

  60. v.... s....

    is this the new hippie movement? (also never had a problem opening nutella...)

  61. n.... ....

    Don't be a male feminist. They are sexual abusers most of the time. A lot of them were exposed during metoo

  62. B.... N....

    soy buoy

  63. D.... ....

    A perfect depiction of new age feminists

  64. H.... ,....

    No, even the anti-vaxxers and flat-earthers are smarter than feminazis, they(feminazis) are the worst type of people, they are NOT even human

  65. J.... C....

    When he disappears in the vape cloud 😂

  66. J.... B....

    Lol we know damn well male feminists aren’t getting laid.

  67. Y.... ....

    How to be a Male feminist...🏐🏐✂️...and have no self respect

  68. B.... D....

    every male feminist ever

  69. r.... t....

    shut up bich do the war like a man discover the word like a man build the word lik a man give on equation like a man .bich in war you suk fo it
    who defends you bich

  70. B.... M....

    a world filled with (SISSIES)

  71. h.... ....

    How To Be A Cuck who'll watch his feminist girlfriend get ravaged by Chad or Tyrone would be a much better title.

  72. S.... B....

    Drink some soy

  73. A.... U....

    How to be a Mangina male feminist

  74. M.... S....

    Male feminist are tryhards with agenda to get laid.

  75. b.... ....

    This guy looks gay.

  76. G.... M....

    Soymanic

  77. D.... w....

    The soy is palpable.

  78. B.... B....

    ARE YOU MANSPLAINING FEMINISM! (J/K)

  79. R.... K....

    “How to be a walking cancer”

  80. F.... B....

    Feminism is important but many men act like this 😂 pretending to be a feminist

  81. n.... d....

    Surprised BBC making a joke out of this. They usually promote this B.S. for real.

  82. E.... T....

    The Complete Guide to Being a Male Feminist:

    Step 1 - Remove your testicles, because you sure as shit won't be using them anymore.

    The End.

  83. E.... W....

    It would be funny but it's pretty realistic

  84. W.... ....

    Instructions unclear. Cat stuck in oven.

  85. W.... ....

    😂😂😂😂😂

  86. d.... d....

    wont play on his fear of being no use probably. I think thats right. either that or they want to be more use.

  87. R.... S....

    kinda funny. People will dislike this because they havent watched the first 10 seconds tho

    R.... S....

    I can see many ppl were and are still triggered.

  88. A.... ....

    Does he shave his legs?

  89. M.... 2....

    I was about to make an angry comment then realised it's a joke

    M.... 2....

    Good on you ,well done snowflake

    M.... 2....

    It's a joke??

    M.... 2....

    Lol i was gonna do it too haha

    M.... 2....

    No seriously please do I'm not joking I would really like to hear your comment anything that bashes male feminism

  90. V.... ....

    Wtf did I just watch?

    V.... ....

    A dude making fun of people like you 😂

  91. T.... A....

    This is wonderfull, pure gold.

  92. R.... J....

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m surprised the nasty BBC has made this.

    R.... J....

    I just commented the same thing they usually promote this nonsense with vigour.

  93. L.... ....

    This is gold i love it

  94. S.... R....

    Freelance freelancer loool. Dmt loose women. Can I ask you ask you ask you looooool.

  95. M.... H....

    The fact that it took me a good while to realise this was satire genuinely makes me sad.

    M.... H....

    It's hard being 8 years old

    M.... H....

    Lol it's funny how satires can sometimes be closer to reality

  96. c.... ....

    This is obviously satire. I don't get how people can think this is serious.