Matt Maltese - Greatest Comedian Lyrics

Poor man doesn't know where to look @2:15

You're the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store
You're the highest quality hardwood door
You're the final wartime piece of bread
You once told me that you hate the shaven head

I want you so
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
To put you so far away
He put you so far away

There are "Davids" and "Janets" everywhere
There are juveniles with the blondest hair
There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash
There are people like me, the whitest trash

I want you so
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
To put you so far away
He put you so far away

I have heard
That Jesus was a very handsome girl
If she were
I'd bet she'd look something like you now
I have heard
That some people feel the Earth is flat
But if it were
How come I don't see you anywhere
How come I don't see you any

I want you so
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
To put you so far away
He put you so far away
I want you so
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
To put you so far away
He put you so far away

it is CRIMINAL how underrated you are

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The Earth IS flat.. nice shoutout #FLATEARTH #GLOBEXIT #INFINITEPLANESOCIETY

I would hate it if he got really famous. He still feels like a little secret if you know what I mean?

So many great lines off this song. Always gives me that feeling you get when you miss an ex that you loved dearly but constantly fought with

0:20 Louis CK has really gone downhill

Hi, this is great and we are looking forward to him playing in Reading this Saturday (24th).
Tickets/ Info: heavypop.co.uk

ugh, I wish Matt got more recognition. I recently got really into him and have already fallen in love in his style of music. He's so outstanding!!

why does he look exactly like shane dawson's boyfriend

eimii skskdjksks i just saw this he actually does

his music is so lovely. the visuals make me feel like i'm hanging out with my weird uncle.

Complete and utter rip off of Jens Lekman

Love the music xoxo

1.5 speed omg

hi im lov

why do you always have to patronise older people in your videos? Apart from that good song!

SO GOOD

Is this what being British is like?

an underrated gem

reminds me of Dodie's in the middle MV

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I know this has prolly been asked but, is there any way to get sheet music for this, if not you should sell it

You're the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store
You're the hardest quality hardwood door
You're the final wartime piece of bread
You once told me that you hate the shaven head

I want you so
God must be the greatest comedian I know
To put you so far away
He put you so far away

There are Davids and Janets everywhere
There are juveniles with the blondest hair
There are cronies with jobs and ties and cash
There are people like me: the whitest trash

I want you so
God must be the greatest comedian I know
To put you so far away
He put you so far away

I have heard that Jesus was a very handsome girl
If she was, I bet she'd look something like you now
I have heard that some people think the earth is flat
But if it were, how come I don't see you anywhere?
How come I don't see you any-

Want you so
God must be the greatest comedian I know
To put you so far away
He put you so far away
I want you so
God must be the greatest comedian I know
To put you so far away
He put you so far away

Absolutely love the song - great voice, great lyrics, great tune! Dare I say you could be England's answer to Rufus Wainwright (but better)? Just one comment about Sunday night in Norwich - your sound was lacking mate, but get that sorted and you will win many many fans. I wish you the very best of fortune.

name a more under appreciated artist

@xo sammo no isaac 22k subs matt 11

Local natives

Matt Maltese is surely under appreciated, along with Little Green Cars and Nothing But Thieves

Boy azooga!!!!

Deas veil

Matt’s aesthetic just pleases me

Only 1 dislike THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT KIDDOS

Did you call me?

Matt you’re a lyrical genius, great video & nice moves 🕺🏻

The initial sequence sounds a lot like 'Come As You Are', but then it gets better and better. Liked! :)

This is so so so so amazing! I love your music!! Congrats from Venezuela!

The Morrissey of our era.

Love this.

Okay you really need to come to Canada. Specifically Toronto because your music is amazing and I need to hear you live!!! Amazing 😍😊🙏

My new aesthetic is Matt inserting himself into other peoples lives while they remain near-completely oblivious to his existence.

Well this is the bees knees.

Casseli Coppersmith perfect expression to describe this 👌🏻

Love this! The pinkish colour scheme is so perfect too. Brill ❤️

this video is so nice it makes my heart hurt

That pink suit is everything I love

sick as frick!

i am in LOVE with those star transitions tho ⭐️

I’m actually laughing very hard rn why is this video so funny to me

Work king

aaaasaaaa so different but so good

What a thought provoking video

love love love love! your music never disappoints!

LOVE THIS

This is so fucking amazing omg

Matthew this music video was so beautifully made. Your music never disappoints. Congratulations. By the way your moves are so groovy

You guys are so underrated ndjdjdjd

Lysm😍😍😍

brilliant!

good song 👌

Vewy nice👌

i can dig it