Lydia - Two Lyrics

i wanna marry bertha

Berta is a bad B, but Evelyn went beast mode!

Berta and Evelyn never hold back. Lydia was good but Berta and Evelyn are *legendary*

P my hhuuuu

Frazier and Two and a half men , were the two best written comedy's that I can remember .

I wish I had Berta mind for comebacks

This the best tv show that i have ever watched!😜

WHAT A LEGEND CS

I like the men men manly men intro song...

I love berta!!! 🤣

Berta's a savage

"Going in or coming out" lol!

Berta dont play that shit

The level of comedy on this show is unparalleled. I can’t stop laughing even after watching it for the 100th time.

When Charlie realized his dating his mom 😂

hey, guys what's there address? there are so many burns I'm afraid there house might catch on fire.

I watch this so many times probably more than ten times 😂

Berta is the 🐐🐐🐐

I watch what I eat ....... the riposte is even better !

1:02
*IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT LYDIA KNEW*
*SHE FUCKED UP*

You People think Evelyn is evil personified, At least she works giving People incredible houses for a living, if you knew whos behind companies like Bayer or Monsanto you would think shes Mother Tereza.

Everlyn is awsome her real name is Holland Taylor and her girlfriend is Serah Paulson from american horror story. So glad I did a little goggle research that two of my favorite actresses are couple.

Berta vs Lydia was epic....

I kinda like Lydia.

Beach house was owned by Charlie but it's boss is Berta 😂😂😂nobody can order her 😂😂

I miss this show. I still watch the reruns with Charlie, of course!

The roasts are real and I love it!

This episode is genius.

Berta’s a savage

Lydia the reason men are killing themselves at higher rates once they discover that the sex doesn't make up for the bitchy 24/7 attitude.

going in or coming out

So Lydia what do you do I mean besides my son... Lmfao

"Goin in or comin out?!" *LMFAO!*

I miss this show....so sorry that Charlie was fired

Yes , I recognize you from your bus bench ads, people all over town, are sitting on your face.
Well dear, maybe some day, if you work hard, people will be sitting on your face too!

Berta was epic

"No thanks, I'm allergic to the drugstore brands"

The moment when Lydia realizes she's met her new grandmaster of she-devilling.

Lydia vs mommy harper battle of titans

You can't stomp berta

Oh my god lydia is like me.

Bitch is a bitch!

I cracked when Berta zinged that pretentious smooth-faced smile at that twisted slim..

YO WHERE IS THE DAMN FIRE DEPARTMENT?

You didn’t have to be so rude!! 😂😂😂

You said they are laughing with(at) me. haha. brilliantly put.

No thanks am allergic to drug store brands haha

Good for you... I'd be suicidal! 🤣🤣

Fucking perfect Lol

Divorced,broke,living rent free on couch!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Berta "Chose your words carefully"

Evelyn said her piece and walked away! Now that's Boss!

Show is not the same when he is no longer in the show

Berta's reaction always gets me.

this clip ends just before the all time best berta line - "oh come on Charlie, the only difference between those two broads is that you came out of one and came in the other."

I wouldn't care who she's similar to, Lydia is hot af.

U said they were laughing with me

She was one of the best. I wish they’d kept her longer like Charlie marrying her and then be the awful ex wife

Lydia looks similar to Caroline from 2brokegirls too

Oh God I miss that show.

Usually I hate Berta but the way she handled Lydia ...

Berta is one of the best characters on television.

Ide better stay away from real estate people 😟

Love this show, one buuurrrnnn after another!

honeymooners, roseanne, seinfeld and taahm...best tv shows in american televsion history

Lydia is so hot!

"nobody makes fun of me"
"u kidding"
Her face expression is gold 😂

The only time i liked evelyn 🤣🤣

You've heard that? You have options...😄

Ah wat a instant comback.. Evelyn amazan woman

Why other kids make fun of jake ???

Lydia sells house on the biaaaatchhh!

Berta and Evelyn are the boss!!!

4:00 The look on Berta's face.
That is what I live for

Gosh, how I miss Charlie

Going in or coming out?😄😄😄

The look on Berta's face when Evelyn said "I'm allergic to the drugstore brands", killed me 😆😆

Convert it in a roll of nickels, then bend over

Whenever my food comes out, I remember Ms slim😜

Jump ninja to a dog

Ninja all I thought wuwua

Dog was chasing me

Jump on top of the truck

I almost got killed

Charlie's face when Evelyn says no thanks I'm allergic to the drug store brands. 😂😂

What did Evelyn mean when she said "if you work hard enough, maybe ppl will sit on your face too"

No comments about the Oedipus complex lol

They should make a spinoff movie "You Don't Mess with the Berta"

Berta's face is priceless.

What Season and Episode is this on ??

Lydia: " Oh yes, Evelyn Harper! I recognize you from your bus bench ads. People all over town are sitting on your face."
Evelyn: " Well dear, maybe someday if you hard, people will be sitting on your face too."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I dont get the double meaning to that

What does, "if you work hard enough, people will be sitting on your face, too" mean?

@April 1st
Evelyn and lydia are both advertising estate agents. In the US or probably in some countries when you reach the pinnacle of your career in that field you become the face of the company, your face plastered on every advertising board and magazine. Some poster ads are on benches where people sit and others on magazines left lazing around on empty seats where people accidentally sit on them.

That's why Lydia insulted Evalyn that her face is being sat by everyone, to Evalyns reply that if you work hard maybe your face too. In short Lydia has not even reached close to what Evalyn has achieved in terms of accomplishment. Lydia trying to be savage to evalyn backfired 😂

@Jay Dave oooh! Thank you so much! You're a very good explainer, I understand it all perfectly now. :)

this is so weird lol

this show just wouldn't be the same w/o berta.........hysterical....................actors and writing are unmatched........thanks to all those involved

going in or coming out

Lydia is a horrible person!

Berta didn't choose the thug life.... The thug life choose Berta ....

I would have thought Charlie would have had Chlamydia first.

Berta ...at her best...awsum

Evelyn made sure to bury her, but it was Berta who annihilated the poor darling.

2:17,Double Trouble

YEA MONEY IS THE SOURCE OF EVERYTHING! PAIN OR PLEASURE!

There is no hotter milf than Lydia