Lonely Island, The - We're Back! Lyrics






Aye yo, new Lonely Island, 2011
Let’s get ‘em Kiv!
Aye yo my dick don’t work, that shit is soft as a pillow
My girlie lookin’ at me like “You for real dude?”

Aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! Yo tell ‘em Andy!

I think there might be something wrong with my dick
It’s like a melted stick of butter so soft that it can’t fill a rubber.

Aye yo come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin’ on us, I gotta run all these motherfuckers myself! Whoo!

Aye yo I think I broke my dick in the sink
it’s so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin’ rugby.
HOLD UP HOLD UP, this is serious, Kiv let ‘em know!
Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky dick.
Every time I take a piss it smells just like shit.
HAHA yeah that’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout! Andy show ‘em how it’s done!

My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake.

LONELY ISLAND! GRAMMY NOMINATED, YEA! HIT ‘EM AGAIN!

Yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick.
We make too much money for this shit, murder music!
I shit the bed cause my dick played a prank on my butt
HIT EM! Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up..
SUPPOSITORY MUSIC! WHATCHY’ALL KNOW ABOUT INCONTINENCE?!
I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, JEAH!
It wasn’t from the sex it was a blood transfusion!
WHAT?! MOTHERFUCKER GOT HORSE BLOOD! WHAT Y’ALL GOT?

I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck
got CGI Garfield lickin’ Marmaduke’s nuts
WHOO! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT! THIS IS THAT GARFIELD SEX MUSIC! NOW YA’LL JUST SHOWIN OFF! PREACH!
I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump
every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch
OH!! NOW THAT JUST SOUNDS NICE!
IMA CALL IT RIGHT THERE, GAME OVER MOTHERFUCKERS!
LONELY ISLAND, WE STARTED THIS FAKE RAP SHIT! THE WORLD NEEDS US!





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  1. B.... B....

    I know you have heard it plenty of times but you are absolutely hilarious! You are like the even funnier Beastie Boys! And I love the Beastie Boys!

  2. B.... B....

    I miss this. So much.

  3. m.... ....

    00:45 Andy is too hard for a broken dick

  4. G.... R....

    Damn 2011...

  5. D.... S....

    Kiev sounds like Eminem...

  6. J.... ....

    They should have called this album garfield sex music

  7. C.... t....

    watching this with the sound turned off is damn near as funny. fuckin lambo in the background. entertainment for sane people

  8. b.... ....

    This beat is too hard!

  9. N.... M....

    Jorma being hype af: New lonely Island ! Let’s get em Kiv !

    Kiv: MY DICK DON’T WORK, THAT SHIT IS SOFT AS A PILLOW

    😂😂😂😂

  10. D.... H....

    these music videos are still lit af

  11. E.... Q....

    "Straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp. I was an 8 year old girl before the doctor found my dick." << Best overall line

  12. S.... G....

    If my dick worked at all, this song would give me a boner.

  13. Y.... T....

    2019 what up

  14. S.... M....

    I like that his is a parody of a comedy rap song by Mickey Avalon about his dick. Like he was a little bit funny, but then the real comedians come in and make it really funny with ridiculous self-deprecating humor. The Mickey Avalon song now seems pretty tacky by comparison.

  15. v.... ....

    I like how this came up as recommended videos ,even though i have watched many times years ago :b still better than most rappers. I wish they collabed with Eminem

  16. L.... K....

    The only people who tells bad things about their dicks

  17. A.... R....

    "I shit the bed because my d*ck played a prank on my butt" lmao

  18. F.... B....

    in my opinion one of the best comedy songs of all time

  19. D.... ....

    Lol. "Freaky fan fiction".

  20. A.... ....

    Sitting here waiting for the 4th Lonely Island album

  21. J.... ....

    THIS THAT GARFIELD SEX MUSIC!!

  22. R.... H....

    I say “Motherfucker got horse blood, what y’all got” all the time to myself

  23. r.... ....

    Man 2011 ... where did time go?? GAME OVER MOTHERF*CKERS!

  24. B.... ....

    Anyone know what the beat is!?!?

    B.... ....

    its an original

  25. E.... D....

    Everytime I take a piss it smells just. Like shit

  26. R.... ....

    2019 and my ass is still bumpin this in my car

  27. l.... ....

    They did not play this during their concert. I really wanted to see the Garfield sex music

  28. P.... ....

    Come back 2020! Not this lil dicky shit.

  29. l.... ....

    was that America Ferrera?? omg

  30. E.... W....

    shit is vintage now. still bumps

  31. A.... J....

    I just watched this for the first time, hilarious

  32. G.... R....

    I hope Bash Brothers brings people to this and they recognize genius.

  33. T.... C....

    People don’t realize how fucking incredible this song is hahahahaha, after getting a Grammy nomination for incredibad, they literally make fun of it saying “how the fuck did we do this” and wrote a hard ass track about how their dicks don’t work😂😂😂 pure genius.

  34. I.... A....

    money well spent on this CD...instant classic. great tune tho

  35. R.... D....

    Who in the world produced this beat ?🔥

    R.... D....

    It sounds like dj kalaid to me

  36. d.... ....

    THIS THAT GARFIELD SEX MUSIC!

  37. T.... T....

    *WE MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY FOR THIS SHIT!!!*

  38. L.... T....

    I'm still blasting this hard in 2019

  39. T.... C....

    Kiv is a really badass rapper, Jesus Christ

  40. G.... ....

    Lonely Island give no fucks.

  41. Z.... K....

    FUCK YEAH! Everyone who has a problem with their or someone else's dick in 2019, this comment is for YOU!!!

  42. T.... C....

    Beastie Boys 2😍

  43. T.... M....

    still hearing this in 2019

  44. D.... ....

    "This is dat Garfield sex music! Now y'all just showin' off!"

  45. M.... R....

    1:21 can anyone know what that says?

  46. B.... B....

    This song is so fucking hype. And at the beginning you expect them to like...be cool and come hard and then "aye yo my dick dont work" they are so fucking funny.

  47. m.... ....

    this is retarded.

  48. F.... ....

    He got hep C from a horse, but it wasn't the sex that gave him it, he got a blood transfusion from a different horse. But he still fucked a horse.

  49. M.... O....

    2019 anyone?

  50. L.... g....

    2019? Anyone

  51. Z.... K....

    This song is actually sad if you think about it......... x)

  52. A.... M....

    i'm up to 1.5x speed now, yall gonna make something else? i already got that never stop not stopping DVD

  53. A.... M....

    motherfucker has horse blood i write freaky techno thrillers involving latex unicorn masks and computer hacking

  54. J.... B....

    ultimate anthem for breaking your dick in the sink RIP in peace my dude

  55. M.... D....

    Love that Andy has been successful; wish that the rest of the group showed their faces more

  56. M.... T....

    This song goes so hard haha 😂 I hope they do another album someday when things get quiet for Andy again

  57. K.... K....

    That beat is just insane. What comedy album could possibly have won a Grammy over this? If it wasn't Bo Burnham a huge mistake was made.

  58. B.... ....

    *A Chance Encounter*

    To say that Garfield woke up on the wrong side of the bed would be a major understatement. “Ugh,” he exclaimed, “I hate Mondays,” and today he really meant it. He went to the kitchen and opened the fridge, and there was no lasagna. “Perfect,” he sarcastically blurted out.

    Suddenly, he heard a “Ha ha.” Garfield spun around to find Odie, laughing at him. If there was one thing Garfield hated more than Mondays, it was DOGS, and Odie, although loyal, was no exception.

    “I’ll never like dogs, EVER!” thought Garfield.

    Outside, the weather was much better. Garfield found a small puddle of milk and took a few licks. “Mmm, this day just took a turn for the delicious,” he thought. He was feeling good, as a walk in the park was in order. “Normally I hate exercise!” he exclaimed to no one in particular, although an old lady seemed taken aback. “Bitch,” thought the G-cat.

    The park was one of Garf’s favorite places. “I can really be myself here,” he mused. He enjoyed the solitude, so he was quite miffed to find a large Great Dane taking a dump right in the middle of his favorite sunny spot on the lawn. “You there! Get off my lawn!” Garfield shouted. The mighty dog looked over. “Who, me?” “Yes you, you oaf! That’s my sunny spot on the lawn you’re defecting on!” “My apologies, dear sir. Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Marmaduke.” Garfield had never seen a dog like Marmaduke before. Sure, Odie was a dog, but this dog was different. First off, Garfield was intrigued by his large muscles and big balls, and he liked them. “Well,

    B.... ....

    A true hero!

  59. M.... A....

    yo kiv yorma and andy, can we use parts of this song for short film we're making? our dicks didn't work too.

  60. L.... B....

    i remember when this album was bran fu(king new

  61. D.... K....

    🤣

    This is too much.

    🤣

  62. M.... A....

    Is she America farerra? 🤔

  63. N.... ....

    "I shit the bed 'cause my dick played a prank on my butt
    Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up"
    I'm dead

  64. e.... ....

    "We make too much money for this shit. Murder music" xD

  65. R.... T....

    2019? Anyone?

  66. B.... S....

    Almost 8 years later and this shit still goes HARD as fuck

  67. A.... B....

    Get em keve

  68. L.... S....

    Who still here In 2018 lmaoo

  69. K.... ....

    2018 still fire

  70. J.... T....

    YES WE NEEEEEED MOOOOOOOORREEE!

  71. W.... M....

    I remember when this first came out

  72. F.... ....

    still love this shit

  73. B.... ....

    SUPPOSITORY MUSIC

  74. B.... ....

    2018 lmao

  75. S.... C....

    Modafuka got horse bloood!!

  76. D.... ....

    Laxative music? Garfield sex music?

    Mad Libs music! Adjective noun noun music! Playful dinosaur supreme court justice music!

  77. C.... F....

    that's the Garfield sex music

  78. L.... H....

    Roast yourself challenge 👌🏾

  79. N.... S....

    Still my favourite LI song.

  80. i.... i....

    Her face do 0:15

  81. N.... C....

    Oooooo shhhhiiiittttttt😋😂😋❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️‼️💯F yes!

  82. 1.... ....

    HOLD UP HOLD UP

  83. k.... O....

    2018 🤣

  84. Y.... T....

    Yo forreal tho. I suffer from stinky dick 💀💀💀😂😂

  85. W.... ....

    Can we have another were back

  86. e.... M....

    Jorma is my spirit animal. 🤣🤣

  87. V.... ....

    Jorma’s voice is so different from his looks... you know what i mean?

  88. I.... A....

    Damn Jorma. Whew.

  89. O.... H....

    The beat for this ridiculous song has no right being that good.

  90. 1.... ....

    #SuppositoryMusic

  91. B.... J....

    “... LIKE MY BALLS WENT AND STEPPED ON A RAKE”

  92. E.... t....

    This actually reminds me of Eminem

  93. S.... T....

    my d*** looks like the Fat that you cut off a STEAK
    SMASHED IN LIKE MY BALLS WENT AND STEPPED ON A RAKE!

  94. M.... M....

    7 years later and it's still fire