Lonely Island, The - I Just Had Sex Lyrics






Sometimes (Oooooh)
Something beautiful happens
In this world (Akon)
You don't know how to
Express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

Have you ever had sex?
I have it felt great
It felt so good
When I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex can make a nice
Man out of the meanest

Never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best
When I had the sex
Man my penis felt great
And I called my parents
Right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed
Saw her boobies and the rest
Was sure nice of her to let you
Do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world

To be honest I'm surprised
She even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life (My life)

I'm so humbled by a girls ability
To let me do her
Cuz honestly I'd have sex
With a pile of manure
With that in mind
The soft, nice smelling girls better
Cuz she let me wear
My chain and turtle neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far
Whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all
For letting us fuck you

She kept looking at her watch
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
I think she might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
She put a bag on my head
(Still counts)

I just had sex (Sex)
And all my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last
30 minutes then you're qualified
To sing with me

I just had sex (Everybody sing)
And it felt so good (We all had sex)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her (I wanna tell the world)
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (No no no)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past





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  1. M.... M....

    Ayer culieeeee

  2. M.... ....

    If you listen to this you are immediately not a virgin anymore

  3. p.... S....

    Akon: MANUUUUREEE 1:38

  4. e.... s....

    reminds me of old juliansmith skits

  5. A.... ....

    After watching brooklyn 99 it feels annoying af

  6. A.... Y....

    Anyone else got Big Time Rush vibes?

  7. L.... ....

    This. Is. Legendary.

  8. A.... W....

    Peralta

  9. N.... ....

    Crazy that ekkon sing this

  10. V.... F....

    Where was this song when I lost my virginity. Lost chances 😞

  11. S.... B....

    WTH - This is on the Muppets playlist?

  12. T.... A....

    is that even a song ?

  13. K.... ....

    So guys it’s 2020 I’m 16 and still a Virgin. I want to have my first time in this year because it’s nice to have the first time in 2020. i will update this comment if it happens this year. Wish me luck

  14. R.... Y....

    02.02.2020 beatiful😍😍😘😘🤗🤗

  15. P.... P....

    I played it after my friend finally lost his virginity.
    Reaction was really epic🤣

  16. V.... V....

    Best 30 sec of my life yeah

  17. B.... B....

    Anyone else come her to watch the video and have a laugh?

  18. A.... M....

    This is what Chris brown always sings about

  19. R.... ....

    The fireworks at the end were the best!

  20. B.... ....

    Im 17 and still a virgin so when i do it with my girlfriend ima sing this song to her and post it everywhere on social media 😂😂

  21. R.... V....

    Why you are listening to this if you play league of legends?

  22. M.... M....

    In conclusion, was lame and using your hand is better

  23. l.... y....

    Who else came here bc u heard this on tik tok and thought this song was ketchy

  24. A.... L....

    Me: I JUST HAD SEEEEE- oh wait still a virgin.

  25. D.... S....

    This is from 2010....... it’s 2020 holy shit where tf did the time go

  26. B.... J....

    Jessica Alba is looking mad cute in this

  27. I.... M....

    "I just had sex" Title of your sex tape

  28. S.... C....

    I just had sex

  29. C.... L....

    Can totally imagine Jake singing this to Amy

  30. m.... p....

    I just had sex

  31. M.... W....

    Finnaly

  32. I.... B....

    2020 and I just found this gem 💎

  33. L.... ....

    They forgot the part and then I woke up

  34. K.... N....

    1:53
    When you finally kill the sniper who have been killing you all game

  35. K.... ....

    집에서만 따라부를수있는노래

  36. G.... _....

    Wait a damn minute. Is that? Jake peralta?

  37. K.... 2....

    10 years ago
    Fucking time, why does it work like this?

  38. A.... P....

    This may in fact be the greatest song of all time

  39. E.... R....

    I’m coming back when I lose my virginity

  40. H.... C....

    can i just say isn’t akon the one who produced jeffree star

  41. J.... C....

    plot twist: they did it with each other

  42. A.... G....

    The dick fireworks at the end....I'd never noticed that before.

  43. S.... G....

    Sheldon:oh another song about coitus 😠

  44. l.... s....

    I haven’t heard this song in 9 or 10 years and it brings back memories like some good sex that i had a while back haha

  45. K.... D....

    I love sex

  46. b.... 2....

    My step dad showed me this and was playing it in the car

  47. b.... 2....

    Gotta love it

  48. O.... t....

    Lost my virginity today! Was waiting to play this!

    O.... t....

    You have an anime pfp my nigga stop the 🧢

  49. G.... ....

    i'll await the day i can relate to this song

  50. J.... C....

    Andy Samberg is the best part of this music video.

  51. D.... D....

    Where's the buying a city in Africa song?

  52. M.... D....

    Literally just lost my virginity

  53. K.... O....

    When your friends tell you what happened with you and her and you make up lie—

  54. K.... ....

    I'll gonna play this when i lose my virginity, for sure

  55. S.... ....

    *_LAUGHS IN ASEXUAL_*

  56. C.... S....

    anyone else notice jessica alba is in this video the girl in the bed

  57. M.... ....

    jack Peralta after breaking rule 3 with amy Santiago

  58. S.... M....

    2020 attendance....🙋‍♂

  59. R.... S....

    I wanna know how they convinced Akon to do this song. It's so hilarious!

  60. P.... ....

    Best 30 seconds of his life 😂

  61. L.... ....

    been waiting for over 5 years,i listen to this song at least once a week because i need the inspiration ,still nothing,do you guys have any tips for an incel ? btw i'm fat

  62. k.... g....

    Who else blasted this song soon as they sex for first time 💁‍♂️😂

  63. j.... r....

    When a 6th grader has there first kiss

  64. M.... D....

    2010 - 2020 🚀😭

  65. W.... N....

    I love how dissapointed all the girls look

  66. X.... ....

    Jake peralta was wildin

  67. C.... b....

    Tik Tok

  68. N.... ....

    Bro this shit slaps

  69. J.... S....

    Still great in 2020 😎😎😎🎉🎉🎉

  70. F.... A....

    I just had sex with a girl for the first time in my life and this somg expressed my feelings right now

  71. J.... S....

    I literally just found out this song existed 30 minutes ago

  72. R.... A....

    Wired when a girl sings it 😂😂😂

  73. B.... B....

    Jake peralta...

  74. E.... B....

    Played this the second after it happened

  75. J.... ....

    Jake parelta be popping off tho

  76. d.... ....

    Viral on tik tok lol

  77. B.... _....

    bro fucking justin timberlake filling their toes

  78. C.... C....

    One ☝️ of my favorite songs

  79. G.... ....

    😑😑😑😑

  80. E.... ....

    The very moment I lose my virginity, I’m going to blast this song from my speaker on 100 DB

  81. J.... R....

    Anyone here who remembered this from 2010 'cause every one is like 2020 or whatever?

  82. D.... M....

    How to feel happy

  83. M.... S....

    I need sex☺️

  84. a.... f....

    Whin vergin people had sex

  85. D.... D....

    A friend just lost his virginity, we blasted this full speaker in the Voice Chat when he came online

  86. S.... F....

    Andy Samberg is the cutest😍😍

  87. Y.... J....

    Peralta ! What is the meaning of this?

  88. J.... C....

    Title of your sextape

  89. M.... c....

    I wonder how much sex they had after making this amazing song

  90. J.... F....

    Iam here

  91. L.... ....

    la puse

  92. T.... G....

    Why this dude look like Andy Samberg

    T.... G....

    BECAUSE IT IS...WHAT

  93. B.... ....

    I just told my girlfriend that's what I'm gonna listen after we lose our virginity

    B.... ....

    actually I don't have a girlfriend what is pretty sad I just wanted to make some funny comment

  94. B.... ....

    0:37 LMAO akshsudjdjdhdjdnbxdhudf

  95. B.... ....

    so that's what Peralta was doing in 2010

  96. T.... R....

    ..was that Blake Lively and Jessica Alba??

  97. -.... -....

    WTH IS WRONG WITH THESE MEN?! ANYWAYS 1 like =1 ticket to heaven