Lily Allen - Fag Hag Lyrics






I like apple pie
And you like banoffee
We both love shopping for furniture
And meeting for coffee
We pretend we're into art galleries
'Cause it makes us feel clever
We're both in our element when we're on our knees
Whatever the weather

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

We don't give a fuck
What people are thinking
I know you'll always look out for me
When we go out drinking
I can ask you things I can't ask anyone
And you'll give me direction
Apart from me, you're the only other person I know
Who reads the travel section

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play





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    Lily Allen - Fag Hag - Lyrics

    [Verse 1]
    I like apple pie
    And you like banoffee
    We both love shopping for furniture
    And meeting for coffee
    We pretend we're into art galleries
    'Cause it makes us feel clever
    We're both in our element when we're on our knees
    Whatever the weather

    [Chorus]
    I could be your fag hag (Fag hag)
    And you could be my gay (Be my gay)
    I'll never make you feel sad (Feel sad)
    When you come out to play (Out to play)
    I could be your fag hag (Your fag hag)
    And you could be my gay (Be my gay)
    I'll never make you feel sad (Feel sad)
    When you come out to play

    [Verse 2]
    We don't give a fuck
    What people are thinking
    I know you'll always look out for me
    When we go out drinking
    I can ask you things I can't ask anyone
    And you'll give me direction
    Apart from me, you're the only other person I know
    Who reads the travel section

    [Chorus]
    I could be your fag hag (Fag hag)
    And you could be my gay (Be my gay)
    I'll never make you feel sad (Feel sad)
    When you come out to play (Out to play)
    I could be your fag hag (Your fag hag)
    And you could be my gay (Be my gay)
    I'll never make you feel sad (Feel sad)
    When you come out to play

    [Bridge]
    Be my gay

    [Chorus]
    I could be your fag hag (Fag hag)
    And you could be my gay (Be my gay)
    I'll never make you feel sad (Feel sad)
    When you come out to play (Out to play)
    I could be your fag hag (Your fag hag)
    And you could be my gay (Be my gay)
    I'll never make you feel sad (Feel sad)
    When you come out to play

  2. �.... ....

    가사는 모르지만 노래는 개좋다!

  3. K.... K....

    I gotchu girl! You the one true Fag Hag, the Fag Hag Queen.

  4. E.... S....

    A feminine form of realism. I wish I looked just like Lily Allen

  5. E.... S....

    i wish i looked just like Lily Allen

  6. A.... V....

    HOLY THROWBACK WTF I JUS THOUGHT OF IT RANDOMLY & CAME HERE!!!! Wowww if this came out today it would cause SOOO much controversy... 😂😭💀

    A.... V....

    It's crazy how much changed within 1 decade right?

  7. �.... H....

    People are so stupid jeeees this is all sarcasm, like most of Lily’s songs... it’s about how a lot of straight women use gay men as objects and accessories and she’s making fun of it

  8. R.... K....

    This is my favvvv of this era.

  9. D.... L....

    She was one of the best pop new entry in the 2004 about I can say.

  10. J.... B....

    Lily Allen, you're the one, i love you ! And forever !! You're very special for me, i listen your songs since 8 years and i love you always. Kiss my little Lily !!

  11. a.... ....

    it sucks because i love lily allen but this song made me lose so much respect for her as a gay man because... we arent your gay bffs or your pet to patronize, not to mention we arent yours to show off how much of a great ally you are. fetishizing and demeaning us into your effeminate pet to scream yasss at isnt a compliment. i dont care how much you 'support' us, if you use us as some sort of stereotype to show off you dont truly support and care for us.

    a.... ....

    u ever think that maybe the hag feels the same way about us... that maybe we use them

    a.... ....

    This song came out in a time when the world wasn't so sensitive

  12. E.... ....

    not going to lie this is in my playlist next to cannibal corpse

  13. T.... G....

    what being in love with a woman sounds like.

  14. L.... B....

    What are those things you can't ask anyong but your gay buds? ;o (I'm gay and I don't know xD)

  15. T.... R....

    I'm here from Nick dominates he started a live stream a while ago and played this xddd

    T.... R....

    Thomas Rivera SAME

  16. A.... S....

    I'm gay I'm no ones flag any one who wants to call me one can come fight unless their a bitch

    A.... S....

    She's making fun of people who treat gay people as accessories....

    A.... S....

    Ur little thread in the comments was written four months ago, since then have u grown up yet?

  17. D.... ....

    I would love to be Lily's Gay!^-^

    D.... ....

    D1ETPUSSY Who wouldn’t? :)

  18. a.... ....

    Maybe inspired by her friend, Sir Elton John......

  19. C.... F....

    SO sick of this good bye

  20. C.... F....

    fine I'll just hide in my cushy closet just drag my dead bones somewhere that gives me a modicum of dignity sigh

    C.... F....

    Poor Chuck Fu. You're such a Drama Queen!

  21. C.... F....

    WHO on earth came to the conclusion that I wasn't gay ?

  22. F.... B....

    Buena chica

  23. J.... F....

    I thought that was the dumb woman in charge for the WBC.

  24. S.... L....

    06/13/15...ESTAN ATRAPANDO A LOS QUE TIENEN EL 'DON', COMO SYLVIA. 911. SYLVIA LYDIA MORELOS

  25. S.... L....

    06/13/15...JEFFERSON STREET IS A SET OF OLD (MOVIE, I.E. CHILDREN OF THE CORN, WOOLWORTH (DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES). EFF/ FED EX IS ALSO HERE, I.E. SEE THEIR IN STORE BUSINESS CARDS. SYLVIA LYDIA MORELOS

  26. S.... L....

    06/13/15...THE VIDEOS BY RIHANNA, "LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE." DETAILS ARE IMPORTANT. WHITE SUPREMISTS, SKINHEADS, NAZIS. 911/FYI SYLVIA LYDIA MORELOS

  27. S.... L....

    06/13/15...THE COPS HERE COULD BE ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR, (THEY ARE WHITE SUPREMISTS.?)

  28. S.... L....

    06/13/15...3:13 P.M. THESE PEOPLE ARE WHITE SUPREMISTS. LAFAYETTE, HOUSTON HAVE STREETS THAT WERE USED IN VIDEOS SUCH AS MICHAEL JACKSON'S THRILLER IN THE 80S, FREDDY KRUEGER, 80S, OFF OF HARRISBURG AND MILBY, 77003,...

  29. S.... L....

    06/13/15...3:12 P.M. HI. THIS IS SYLVIA LYDIA MORELOS. FBI: PLEASE SEE THE VIDS IN THE FOLDER THAT I CREATED FOR YOU. ALL PUBLIC. FYI.

  30. C.... A....

    what the fuck? shes racist and now shes homophobic? how disgusting

    C.... A....

    +Callie Aori Pretty sure you are just a troll. Claiming everything to be racist and homophobic-even slurs that don't mean that way. Oh well. Maybe in this case I can say you are a sex addict as you said "fuck" a whole lot of times, which is a word related to having sex...

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    +Callie Aori the term "fag hag" is used to describe someone who desperately wants to be friends with gay guys and treats them like pets or accessoires. i'm pretty sure the song is meant to poke fun at actual fag hags. i mean come on "i could be your fag hag and you could be my gay", those lyrics cant be serious, it's lily we're talking about after all

    C.... A....

    You are disgusting...

    C.... A....

    Callie Aori people who only read the title and don't listen to the music would definitely get the wrong idea. and also people who don't get sarcasm, those people shouldn't listen to her music.

    C.... A....

    ur dumb

  31. D.... ....

    These songs SUCK

  32. T.... ....

    i love this. lily!!!!!!!!!!

  33. S.... V....

    What the fuck is this? XD
    Faggy Hag? The fuck am I listening to

    S.... V....

    This is Lily Allen. A real singer-songwriter.

  34. U.... ....

    The *marriage and children* were just one of her little fads. Now we see she is all about Me Me Me... I had really hoped becoming a wife and mother would make her mellow > _but she gets worse as time goes on_  
    *_I give that  marriage 1 more year_*  then it'll be...... "We've grown apart etc etc" In other words…. *Poor Sam gets sick of never seeing his wife, and learning about her antics via the w.w.w.*
    _Sam, she is taking advantage of your patient nature more than you know.._
    *Unconfirmed reports are that there has been a lot of shouting and swearing at the Cooper-Allen residence recently* 

  35. U.... ....

    *Poor Marnie and Ethel* having to wear *huge headphones* at Glastonbury because of loud music or _more likely because their mother is such an un ladylike piece of trash and can not control her swearing and abuse_ . . . . Maybe they should wear *eye masks as well, to shield them from Allen* flashing her fried eggs and knickers !   *Can't imagine how mortified poor Sam felt at while she was flashing her pubic hairs > YUK !*

  36. D.... P....

    Meatloaf

  37. G.... S....

    Always love #lilyallen  

  38. R.... G....

    As a gay person I don't think this song is that bad. Especially since she's a gay rights activist.  

    R.... G....

    Literally, what's that supposed to mean?

    R.... G....

    @Mister Madness as opposed to, figuratively, what's that supposed to mean?

    R.... G....

    Same, I could tell Lily would love the gays just from listening to her first few songs haha.

  39. C.... L....

    This song is so patronizing and objectifying towards gay people omg...

    C.... L....

    Sarcasm

  40. J.... D....

    & you're a penguin

  41. M.... ....

    Yeah; it's called 'human'. Enough with the fucking labels; who someone has sex with shouldn't have any consequence on a friendship or people's opinion of that person; nor said person's personality. The less you care about everyone else's sex lives and start concentrating more on your own will be the day you truly begin to enjoy sex for what it is - the enjoyment of being 'human'.

    M.... ....

    ......ok

  42. M.... ....

    Actually "Trans fan" is just another name for "chasers"... You don't want them

  43. 3.... J....

    Interesting song lol

  44. r.... ....

    You are manipulating words to try to make a mental illness more socially acceptable. As if what you are talking about was what those words meant all along. As if they were always applicable to people. They aren't.

  45. r.... ....

    That definition of gender is referring to words(grammar)...not people...

  46. r.... ....

    This is the new made up definitions of the words, you realize this right?

  47. Y.... ....

    Sex and gender are different. Gender is what you are per biology. Sex is apparently what you identify as. So I can have a penis, but still identify as a girl. Therefore my gender is male, but my sex is female. The only time sex and gender are the same is when you identify as the same sex as you are born with.

    Y.... ....

    Wrong way round

  48. r.... ....

    Sex and gender are literally synonyms. Look it up. Just because some disenfranchised mentally ill men/women that want to be women/men have decided that sex and gender are two different things does not make it so. They are two different words though, same definition however.

  49. r.... ....

    completely different things? ...really?...

  50. J.... F....

    Yes, yes she is :D

  51. B.... N....

    I have genuinely spent the last 10 minutes trying to get my cat to eat the damn spider on my screen! lol omg

  52. B.... R....

    So how do you describe the inverse? S male straight friend of a lesbian?

  53. P.... J....

    Hence the and/or.

  54. M.... ....

    Hahaha... No, I've been out for ages and not going back in for all the money in the world. (it's dusty as fuck in there by now)

  55. S.... ....

    I sent this to my gay <3

  56. P.... J....

    Their sex and/or gender, actually, if you didn't know. And she isn't singing about homosexuality in general. Newsflash: Classifying things does not equal being hateful and a prick. This news was brought to you by society of people who think that words should mean stuff.

  57. J.... S....

    Haha lily can pull off anything :)

  58. N.... ....

    my "gay" was a selfish prick :(

    N.... ....

    Newleaf2012 I'll be be your gay!

  59. M.... ....

    Tried looking for it myself, but I can't find anything. We're a rare sort apparently :P

  60. M.... ....

    Is there a term for a gay guy who spends most of his time with straight friends (about 70% male)?

  61. S.... W....

    i love this song in so many ways everywhere i go im singing it i have a hag shes awesome best hag anyone can ever have except for lily herself and every time i sing one of her songs i cant help myself but do the accent with it anyone else?

    S.... W....

    me too haha ^^

  62. E.... ....

    pick me, pick me! I already got one, but, you know ... there's always room for more, lol

  63. G.... ....

    "Ugly ass females.... only way to fuck is in her mouth"
    you're so progressive

  64. G.... ....

    TE AMO LILY ALLEN

  65. K.... S....

    I thought my phone was vibrating on my desk in the beginning.

  66. S.... ....

    "We don't give a fuck"...lol Me & Lily.

  67. S.... ....

    Cause I'm better at this than you.

  68. B.... ....

    do lesbros have to be hetero?
    if lesbros can be bi males, then thats definitely me.

  69. G.... ....

    Veronica Lodge + Kevin Keller :D

  70. K.... J....

    I like this song. Discrimination is terrible, we aren't afraid to admit who we are. I'm bisexual, for a long time now and I honestly prefer girls. Is that bad? I find it offensive when people discriminate but this song is saying it as a proud statement. I love Lilly Allen and her music and I have never heard this song before.
    I love it:)
    I love who I am. So what if people are gay or straight, who we are is who we are, and we surely stand up for who that is! :)

  71. T.... ....

    You can be my hag ^-^

  72. y.... ....

    omg this is literally me....I'm gay and my best friend since grade school came out as a lesbian a few years ago! She's my lezbro!

  73. C.... C....

    Way to stand up. Screw all of you homophobic and socially deprived morons.

  74. S.... P....

    This song can not be trying to get us to take it seriously... Can it!?!

  75. A.... J....

    maybe that person wasnt trying to insult you! you shouldnt automatically assume that everyone is just trying to tear you down, YOU should be ashamed!

  76. R.... P....

    love this song... I AM A CFH!

  77. D.... l....

    I love lily Allen she's so right.

  78. J.... O....

    Great song!

  79. R.... D....

    I fucking love this woman.

  80. t.... ....

    I would be Lily's gay any day of the week, she seems like a laugh riot. :D

  81. A.... ....

    It was mainly from my experience n_n my first boyfriend had two and they were garish so it just automatically put me off :-)

  82. c.... ....

    DEMONS! Naw, I'm kidding, I don't know :P

  83. A.... H....

    nevermind

  84. A.... H....

    but they dont get mad when i play this one

  85. C.... ....

    :) Not gay, but I approve of this message.

  86. J.... S....

    @iLookLikeaVampire What is so funny.

  87. J.... S....

    @ThunderousWake I freaking love you.

  88. T.... ....

    @mjm531 Ignorance isn't an excuse to abuse others.

  89. A.... E....

    I love this song :3!!!!!!

  90. j.... ....

    I love this song! I never heard of homo honey... sounds cute though!

  91. M.... M....

    @ThunderousWake remember hatred is learned behavior. They don't know any better. Poor dears.

  92. P.... ....

    @Belindista Love ya

  93. P.... C....

    @Belindista Put 'pwn' just before 'youtube' in this link.

  94. k.... ....

    This is hilarious.
    I adore this so much.

  95. B.... C....

    @Belindista google youtube to mp3 converter and then u just copy the full web address and put it in the website and it does it for u for free

  96. S.... ....

    I bet she had to go through hell with EMI just to have this as a b-side.Probably had hell just to make the song.Thank god emi is gone.I just feel sorry for those stuck in the mess they left behind.