Lil' Wayne - John (If I Die Today) Lyrics






Just saw an alien saucer approaching from the sky
Radio contact has been attempted but cannot be established
Instructions are to prepare for an attack by an unknown enemy

[Lil Wayne:]
Fo' fo' bulldog: my motherfucking pet
I point it at you and tell that motherfucker "fetch"
I'm fucking her good, she got her legs on my neck
I get pussy, mouth and ass, call that bitch triple threat
When I was in jail she let me call her collect
But if she get greedy, I'ma starve her to death
Top down, it's upset
Been fucking the world and nigga I ain't cum yet
You fuck with me wrong, I knock your head off your neck
The flight too long, I got a bed on the jet
The guns are drawn and I ain't talking 'bout a sketch
I pay these niggas with a reality check
Prepared for the worst but still praying for the best
This game is a bitch I got my hand up her dress
The money don't sleep, so Weezy can't rest
And AK-47 is my fucking address, huh

[Rick Ross:]
I'm not a star, somebody lied
I got a chopper in the car
I got a chopper in the car
I got a chopper in the car

[Lil Wayne:]
Load up the choppers like it's December 31st
Roll up and cock it and hit them niggas where it hurts
If I die today, remember me like John Lennon
Buried in Louis, I'm talking all brown linen, huh

[Verse 2: Rick Ross]
Big black nigga in a icey watch
Shoes on the coupe, bitch I got a Nike shop
Count the profits you could bring 'em in a Nike box
Grinding in my Jordans kick 'em off they might be hot, swish
I'm swimming in a yellow bitch in the red 911 looking devilish
Red beam make a bitch nigga sit down
Thought it were bullet proof till he got hit the fifth time
Drop palmolive in a nigga dope
Make it come back even harder than before
Baby I'm the only one that paid your car notes
Well connected got killers off in Chicago

[Rick Ross:]
I'm not a star, somebody lied
I got a chopper in the car
I got a chopper in the car
I got a chopper in the car

[Lil Wayne:]
Load up the choppers like it's December 31st
Roll up and cock it and hit them niggas where it hurts
If I die today, remember me like John Lennon
Buried in Louis, I'm talking all brown linen, huh

[Lil Wayne:]
Talk stupid, get ya head popped
I got that Esther, bitch I'm Redd Foxx
Big B's, Red Sox, I get money to kill time, dead clocks
Your fucking with a nigga who won't give a fuck
Empty the clip then roll the window up
Pussy nigga sweet, them niggas Cinnabon
I'm in a red bitch, she said she finna come
200 thou' on a chain, I don't need a piece
That banana clip, let Chiquita speak
Dark shades, Eazy E, five letters, YMCMB
Bitch ass nigga, pussy ass nigga
I see ya looking, with ya looking ass nigga
You know the rules, kill them all and keep moving
If I died today it'd be a holiday

[Rick Ross:]
I'm not a star, somebody lied
I got a chopper in the car, so don't make it come alive
Rip yo ass apart then I pull myself together
YMCMB, double M, we rich forever
The bigger the bullet the more that bitch gon' bang
Red on the wall, Basquiat when I paint
Red Lamborghini till I gave it to my bitch
My first home invasion, papi gave me 40 bricks
Son of a bitch, then I made a great escape
Ain't it funny mom her only son be baking cakes
Pull up in the sleigh, hop out like I'm Santa Claus
Niggas gather round, got gifts for each and all of y'all
Take it home and let it bubble that's the double up
If you get in trouble that just mean you fucking up
It's a cold World I need a bird to cuddle up
I call the plays, motherfucker huddle up

[Lil Wayne:]
I'm not a star, somebody lied, I got a chopper in the car
I got a chopper in the car, I got a chopper in the car





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  1. t.... ....

    2019 anybody ?

  2. b.... ....

    i c e m a n e t i k a

  3. J.... R....

    ow shsn hstdx JDS frk

  4. B.... B....

    UUHHH!!!!

  5. G.... Q....

    I'd shoot the motherfucker who put Palmolive in my dope...

  6. N.... S....

    I have yt

  7. M.... H....

    Hurts the same as the world war with the same as the world of my das

  8. S.... ....

    This song so black my computer is a little faster

  9. a.... ....

    I see you looking with your looking as nigga 🤣

  10. Q.... D....

    lyrics are wrong but okay

  11. A.... m....

    im fuckin the word n nigga i aint cum yet.

  12. K.... R....

    I say that Wayne and rick Ross kilt it

  13. H.... F....

    fucken lit 💯💯🔥🔥🔥

  14. S.... M....

    Rick Ross underrated

  15. A.... W....

    I'm not a star. Somebody lied, I got Whopper in the car.

    A.... W....

    A.D. Wells I eat snakes I eat snakes....I'm on one I'm liein I'm on eight ...seven nutty buddy bars and zebra cake

    A.... W....

    Keep it going people.

    A.... W....

    Chopper...

  16. D.... ....

    Son I hate Rick Ross but got damn

  17. T.... R....

    weezy murdered his verse

  18. B.... ....

    Wayne made this track. The best

  19. B.... ....

    🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

  20. K.... D....

    I can all most smell the weed in the recording room when they made this

    K.... D....

    +Kyle Dudley Almost*

    K.... D....

    +Ryan Cockers wrlcom tu thw enternet

    K.... D....

    +Ryan Cockers itt meaans i cun doo whutevr the fuck i want 2

    K.... D....

    @Ryan Cockerssure

  21. B.... W....

    Not as good as 9 piece.

  22. D.... B....

    Rick Ross snapped

  23. k.... ....

    Happy early birthday

  24. J.... S....

    I'm sorry but this is pure shit. That's why the whole world is going down. Pointless world

    J.... S....

    Why are you on this page then? go suck a d!ck!

    J.... S....

    Juan Sebastian Leon Gomez LLLLL

    J.... S....

    Why ya old ass on the internet gtfo

    J.... S....

    Josh Hood gtfo you dont make millions like he does

    J.... S....

    Your life is shit

  25. C.... C....

    music is too quiet

  26. L.... A....

    Rick Ross verses were underrated he snapped for real

    L.... A....

    ross killed wayne tbh

    L.... A....

    Not even Wayne killed his verses

    L.... A....

    Ross is the reason i fw this song so much

    L.... A....

    LaDaryus James True

  27. I.... B....

    Old to new, what do you guys think? :)
    https://soundcloud.com/imbencole/die-today-mix

  28. V.... M....

    dec 31 is my b-day 

    V.... M....

    @vikki colwell leave the girl alone shits ... give fucks about ur selfs then pay attezntion for her ... goofies -_-

    V.... M....

    well tht waz random.

    V.... M....

    did you load up the choppers?

    V.... M....

    +Jayy Prime 😂😂😂

    V.... M....

    😱same!

  29. s.... ....

    i listen to this every new years :P

    s.... ....

    +sasha_0724 lol why

    s.... ....

    lol because it says "load up them choppers like it's december 31st" and new years eve is december 31st lol :P

    s.... ....

    @sasha_0724 you rightttt

    s.... ....

    just keeping it real, my friend :)

    s.... ....

    +sasha_0724 Good tradition.

  30. J.... J....

    Stay Reddy...

  31. S.... K....

    superb! song 44 muthafucka

  32. B.... B....

    RICK ROSE is fuckin AWFUL...he only talks of money,chicks,swag and this shit! WELL FUCK YOU.Thats not ARAP!

    B.... B....

    I see you looking with your looking ass nigga

    B.... B....

    +Noel Budda Lmfao...

    B.... B....

    Name one rapper that doesn't.

    B.... B....

    Sleepy KRS-1

  33. P.... Y....

    The money don't sleep so Weezy can't rest and AK-47 is my fucking address huh <3

  34. J.... S....

    I got a chocolate in the car.
    I got a chocolate in the car.
    I got a chocolate in the car.

  35. M.... C....

    Maravilhoso

  36. E.... S....

    Lil wayne is better than u. He a multie platuim rapper

  37. O.... ....

    even worst!

  38. E.... S....

    hey listen heres a tip shut the hell up

  39. J.... ....

    "If i died today, it'd be a holiday." Yeah lil wayne, we would be cheering you fuckin died.

    J.... ....

    yung bow thats what he means dumbass

  40. O.... ....

    even worst!

  41. E.... S....

    shut up he is cool he is with lil wayne.

  42. l.... c....

    prepared for the worst but still hoping fot the best...

  43. o.... g....

    nigga please

  44. F.... h....

    hahahah

  45. O.... ....

    that's why they are all shit!

  46. R.... ....

    That's rap for ya, almost all rappers do that dummy.

  47. T.... J....

    remix on my channel check that out show some support

  48. O.... ....

    Rick Ross is fucking AWFUL... he only talks about money, chicks, swag and these shit! Well FUCK YOU. That's not a RAP!

    O.... ....

    OhhPills yea it is

    O.... ....

    Thats all rap is

  49. R.... Y....

    i got dropped by reeboks? somebody lied i got some reeboks in the car

  50. a.... ....

    This is pop music, I do like Weezy his a good lyricist, but tbh referring to himself as "new pac" & being careless with his words, having to tell his fans "what he is." Would you ever here 2pac tell his fans how to interpret him, no.

    Expression > Impression.

  51. R.... ....

    i ,like old rap and this....old rap's much better tho

  52. B.... ....

    BEEN FUCKIN THE WORLD AND I AINT CUM YET

  53. s.... s....

    i was jp im not 16 anyways

  54. a.... f....

    its louie not louis

  55. r.... ....

    LMAO no body asked u yo age

  56. t.... m....

    Muito bommmm esse sommm!!

  57. C.... o....

    I'm boutta starve, somebody lied
    I gotta whoppa in the car, and it come wit double fries

  58. R.... R....

    December 31st was yesterday you've should have done that yesterday lil wayne .

  59. E.... ....

    thought it was: blow up the chopper like it's december 31st

  60. D.... A....

    He's probably 9 years old lol

  61. m.... c....

    How old are you?!

  62. j.... d....

    i got a whopper in the car uhuh\


  63. r.... ....

    i am not star somebody lied

  64. T.... H....

    Basquiat word of the day

  65. t.... ....

    Just saying, im from a small ass city in the middle of fuck all vile in canada and there were crips here for a bit so i wouldnt doubt if there were some in new orleans

  66. G.... ....

    I got a Whopper in the mouth

    I got a Whopper in the mouth

    I got a Whopper in the mouth

  67. a.... ....

    Wake up? I fucking said he ISN'T a Blood, are you retarded? He said himself he isn't a Blood before he became a fake Blood. He said in an interview "There's no Crips or Bloods in New Orleans, everyone just reps their sets." and then he goes claiming Blood and gets Blood tatoos. He's faker than a pair of silicone tits.

  68. S.... ....

    He has a tattoo of "P" on his face... which he himself claims is for "Piru, not Pirates" in one of his songs. Wake up... he claims he is a Blood, is he really? He says so. He's a studio Blood.

  69. x.... ....

    I GOT A CHOPPER IN THE CAR.

  70. S.... ....

    hah look at these white boys arguing bout lil wayne n rick ross. you guys r so dumb

  71. M.... S....

    Why can't this support iPod?

  72. R.... S....

    you had some fuckin long argument

  73. a.... ....

    Stop hiding behind trolling, man.

  74. a.... ....

    I am indeed mad as fucking hell. Congrats, what have you achieved with making me mad? Have you built your selfesteem? Have you achieved a great goal in life? No, you just remain the same pathetic individual as you were before, maybe even more pathetic.
    I salute you.

  75. a.... ....

    Confused? Sigh. You need to grow up. Now stop filling my inbox with your ignorant fucking ranting.

  76. a.... ....

    No, I actually read my facts and I heard Wayne PERSONALLY SAY that he was in no gang, so he can't be a Blood. So suck a horsedick.

  77. A.... Z....

    I have no idea what all this Crip Blood talk is i jusst know you can do blood with your hands and for all i know crip is a thin pancake but spelled wrong? Dont shoot me please -_-

  78. m.... w....

    dude 911 is a type of porsche

  79. F.... N....

    He does not bang man... I've seen Behind The music he was never gang related

  80. a.... ....

    What do you mean there are N.O. Bloods? Are you claiming that there are actually no Bloods whatsoever in the whole world, or what? You think that just because another fake Blood confirms that a fake Blood is a fake Blood, it makes him a real Blood. He just claims Blood because it's mainstream to do so. Watch real Bloods from Compton talk about Lil Wayne, they just laugh for 10 minutes straight when the people ask if Wayne is a real Blood. You really suck.

  81. F.... N....

    Lil Wayne Doesn't bang moron..

  82. i.... ....

    when rick ross rap y he sound like he out of breath

  83. J.... N....

    Yo if you get you getin trouble you fucking the world up

  84. a.... ....

    Wow, really? Of fucking course they back each other up, you little faggot. Watch the ACTUAL BLOODS say it and then I'll believe you. There ain't even any Bloods and Crips in New Orleans, how could he have been a Blood?

  85. a.... ....

    A Blood CAPTAIN? Bloods have no ranks, you idiot. Only Crips do.

  86. a.... ....

    Why Crips? It's not like Ross and Wayne are real Bloods.

  87. B.... G....

    if i die today it will be a holiday

  88. G.... S....

    Weezy F !

  89. C.... N....

    Wtf? Cheap pieces of shit? Let's see if you have an chopper..

  90. t.... j....

    Id like to hear wheezy go uh like Rick ross just to hear what it sounds like