Lightning Thief Cast, The - Drive Lyrics

"Puppy!!!"-Percy
puppy casually bits off percys head

4:18
The oracle can can it! I’ll save my mom and save the planet!
This is such a Percy thing to say lol 😂

You guys are talking about Bianca and the dam jokes, but I think the most memorable part of this song is:
1:06 Percy: *That was sCaRy*

‘Bianca di Angelo’ HELLO???????!??

I got this from someone else's comment, but I couldn't find that anymore, so:
HERE'S THE ARGUING PART LYRICS:
PERCY: If you hadn't bought all those dam snacks- GROVER: uh, it was the Hoover Dam, and I was hungry.
ANNABETH: Ya, well you got fat, and all you needed to do to buy me a T-Shirt, and that was it. Maybe you want to stop fighting and move on?
GROVER: No, no and you know that if I don't eat I get grumpy because my blood sugar is low and I have type 3 diabetes.
PERCY: Ya, well you wasted ten dollars! No, we are all hungry Grover! No, you don't think about anyone... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are we fighting?
ARES ENTERS

[ARES, spoken like the true douchebag he is]:

this song is so feel good to me

the captions: [ARES, spoken like the true douchebag he is-] I have that effect!

I love this D a M musical!!!


also, did anyone else catch the part where Percy broke the fourth wall?

Annabeth: look the gateway arc
Percy: LoOk A PuPpy!

The subtitles in this song are pure gold😂

[ARES, spoken like the true douchebag he is-] I have that effect!

Wow 😂😂😂

The caption at 4:27 👏

GEORGE'S GIGGLE GOT ME DEAD

This musical is as underrated as heck

Please turn on the captions 😂

Whoever did the subtitles is amazing

This song is a fucking earworm and I love it.

THE FORESHADOW: ¨LIKE AN ARROW FROM ORION¨ HERO´S OF OLYMPUS

Guys turn on the captions it's worth it

Let’s take a second to appreciate that Percy realizes that something’s wrong when the three start fighting and he starts to yell at Grover that “you don’t care about anyone but yourself” and he KNOWS that isn’t true at ALL

Y'all,, the captions

Bianca: Well my brother and I arrived just yEsTerDay. mAy 1sT, *1939*
Percy:wE cAn sLeEp on ThE rOAd

OH MY GODS


YOU GUYS


TURN ON THE SUBTITLES


AND ENJOY

**everyone casually hanging out together**
**i walk in**
**everyone leaves**
Me: I hAvE tHaT eFfEcT

Who is better:
Grover (like)
Micheal from be more chill (comment)
Lol it’s the same actor

"You don't think about anyone but diabetes!"

whoever did the captions - i see you and appreciate you

"Ares, spoken like the douchebag he is"

Whoever did the captions, I love you

I had the same lyric stuck in my head of “drive just drive way ahead and stay alive” for three hours during my PSAT today.

me: *lip syncs to this for literally 45 minutes*
my fbi agent: please stop.......

These freaking subtitles are amazing- 2:15 spoken like the true douchebag he is XD
Also 3:08 lol
3:26 jeez ok

02:15 and 03:13 and 04:27 turn on the title😂

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Oh my Gods inside joke

EVERYONE TURN ON THE CAPTIONS WHEN ARES ARRIVES :'D

Lemme just say; don't turn on the captions. specifically at the Lotus scene. let's just say WE GOT SOME DI ANGELOS

2:15 ares spoken like the true dough bag he is: is it just me

I love these subtitles

I LOVE THIS MUSICAL SO MUCH ISTG ITS AMAZING I CANT BELIEVE IT WAS 2 YEARS AGO




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Ohhoh my Gods go to 3:11 and turn on the captions 👀👀👀👀

1:12 Grover: Hey Guys, I think we have plot armor!

Whoever did the captions...I applaud you

Please turn on captions








Its so worth it

At 2:58 I hate Ares... but DAM the guy has an amazing voice

Who made the captions 😂
4:27

They changed ‘cheeseburger’ to ‘veggie burger’ for the broadway run!

THE OFFICIAL CAPTIONS CALL ARES A DOUCHEBAG IM CRACKING UP

*Grover, Percy and Annabeth harmonizing*
Me: *Hums along*
Me: Love these Harmon-
*HoP oN mY tRaCtoR*
Me: *dies*

God the subtitles are golden

George: *breathes*
me: OMG you've done it again!

edit: btw this musical is actually written by Joe Tracz, one of the producers of BMC

"aw, hey little guy-OOHHH OHHH OOOOH OHOOO"

Ares, spoken like the true douchebag he is-

Yall turn on subtitles before ares comes in

2:15

Captions- Ares spoken like the true douchebag he is-] i have that effect!

All those dam snacks 😂 I love the PJO series

OOOOOoooOOOOoOOO that three part harmony

Grover: TYPE 3 DIABETES
Me:wtf is this an insult? should i be offended (im a type 1 diabetic) should i laugh?

“ares, spoken like the true douchebag he is”

“Spoken like the true douchebag he is”
Lol 😂 love your captions

3:05 I think that is Grover choking on a bug listen carefully and you’ll hear it

i freaking love ares

grover encouraging people is my aesthetic

(hehe see what I did there)

Stay alive!

I haven't read the original books (I'm so lame, I know) to understand all of the easter jokes and inside jokes. Hell, I just started listening to the album and I don't know if I completely follow the plot yet either. But I just want to say how this song, especially the lyrics "Drive/Just Drive/Stay ahead, stay ahead/Just Drive" is really helping me cope with depression. I keep on repeating this song over and over again. Thank you so much Rob Rokicki and cast of The Lightning Thief. I hope to see this show in person one day.

Catch me at 3 am singing this

At 2:15 the captions say "ARES, spoken like the true douchebag he is"

OH MY GODS TURN ON CAPTIONS AND GO TO THE FIRST TIME ARES SPEAKS

AND 3:07 GODS I LOVE THIS THING

AND 4:27 YOU KNOW WHAT JUST WATCH THE WHOLE THING THESE CAPTIONS ARE GOLD

I want George Salazar to step on my face

2:12 D I A B E T E S

Ares (GOD OF WAR): I come in peace

Turn on Closed Captions for anything, if not, 2:15 alone!

My two favorite things, George Salazar and Percy Jackson

2:15 *ARES, spoken like the true douchebag he is*
Ares: EXCUSE MOI?
Me: Its true.

The captions tho! When he used the dam joke it said (see what I did there) and when Ares first spoke it said (Ares like the douchebag he is) LOL

BIANCA AND NICO WOW

the DAM snacks!!

When I saw it live after Ares said “this is where I get off” Annabeth was all “ewww” WAS THAT A DIRTY JOKE ASDFGHJKL

Steph Piano that was definitely a dirty joke

Bob the Titan? 1:22

I love Grover being a fanboy. 😂

Why is the guy who goes "HOP ON MY TRACTOR" in the back so funny to me???

Omg bob





Hi🌌

Percy: “Woah woah woah, why are we fighting?

Ares, sitting on the rafters: “I have that effect.”

Entire theatre starts clapping, and it takes a good 10 seconds for the song to continue again

Turning on the captions was the best decision I’ve ever made.

[ARES, spoken like the true douchebag he is-] I have that effect!

I guess they found the dam snack bar! :D

I think this is my favorite song on this soundtrack it’s so dam funny

They did not go to the Hoover Dam in the lightning thief, they went in the titan's curse. And Annabeth and Grover weren't with Percy when he met the Chimera, they also stayed in the lotus hotel. This was really important in the book because that meant they only had like 2 days left. And if Percy never fell in the river under the arch he never would have known to go the ocean on the west coast.

But honestly, this is so much better than the movie I will overlook it.

stay aliveeeee

ok












Now I need Titan's Curse The Musical *BC I NEED NICO AND BIANCA!!!!*

This song just makes me so happy :) especially with the annotations!

Yo, I know your train of thought is that there ain’t no way in hades that we’ll wiiin... **INHALES**

Goat lungs

I listened to this song for the one hundredth time, and realized the woman and her brother were Bianca and Nico.
I thought it was a revolutionary discovery, until I told my friend and he said, "Lol yeah, so has everyone else"

Some girl: Well my brother and I arrived just yesterday. May 1st, --- 1939!








Bianca????

you guys reading the captions when Ares is introduced

I love this dam song

Anyone else notice that when ares talks and you have captions on it says {ares, spoken like the true douchbag he is} and then says the qoute.

Omg Nico and Bianca kajskdkkskdkdkdkdkkdkdkdkdkdkdkkd im screaming!!!!!!!!!

wtf is that barfing sound in the background please i need help

I always thought it was Roadsick Grover or something but then I realized that he's harmonizing and *not* barfing. So..... Good question.

At 3:06? Grover’s supposed to choke on a bug (if that’s what you meant).

@Jay thank you!!!