Lethal, Mac - Calm Down Baby Lyrics






[Intro:]
This is for anyone wishing they could do their entire life over:
Quit sulking, you fucking pussy
Yeah yeah yeah, clown on my accent all you want
I'll whoop your cat's ass. I'll whoop your grandmothers ass
I'll whoop your sisters ass. I'll whoop your ass
I'll beat your moms ass. I'll kick your ass

[Verse 1:]
It's the anti-socialite not-so-christian
That'll talk more shit than bitter and old women
On puny ass rappers with little-to-no rhythm
Fuck veganism give me some General Tso's Chicken
I write weird songs that got hooks like Journey
And if I grew my hair out I'd probably look like Fergie
But I'd never tinkle in my pants while I was on stage
Cause I was potty trained when I was four years of age
I think a lot of people these days are bitches
I also think that emo and emotional are different
But more so I hate white girls that talk like
"Aww hell no, girl I'm gettin' this shit crunk.
You know what I'm sayin'?"
I'm not jokin', it's nothing but bark, I feel lost
Can't remember where the fuck that I parked
The world is gray and blue but what skates me through
Is knowing that I have a better music taste than you
I used to like Tool until they made the same album
That they made the last time they made the same album
Every time they make a damn album it's the same album, really
And only stoners listen to their music, it's silly
I still think the Deftones are dope
And I like Nick Drake on the days I wanna let go of hope
Wilco is great and Ice-T is still clever
And no matter what it's ALWAYS Wu-Tang Forever

[Chorus: x2]
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
I don't need lovin' and I don't need help
I'd rather ride in the car by my goddamn self

[Verse 2:]
I'm 25 I started rapping as a sophomore
In those days I'd hide my cigarettes in my sock drawer
Until I heard my mom snorin' sleeping on the green couch
And then I'd secretively sneak out
My first taste of heartbreak was at the park late one summer night
I had a big crush on a girl named Sarah
I was gonna ask her out until I saw Tim Phillips kissing her grabbing her butt
Asshole!
I was madder than FUCK and walked home
Oh, Tim Phillips smells like Cool Water cologne
Well fuck him, his Mustang and all his other friends
I vowed I would never love again
And since then I've dated but fuck that I can't give nothin'
I'd rather sail alone than have my damn ship sunken
Being single's par for the course
I don't wanna cause a marriage
Cause I don't wanna cause a divorce
It's probably important and it's better for health
Besides, I get the whole damn bed to myself
But what the hell everybody yells for me to drop down my guard
No! this heart of mine's for me, it's locked down and it's scarred
Go home, I don't need me a wife, I'm happily single for life
Alright?
My name is Mac Sheldon I'm a fire-sign Leo
Alcoholic, anti-mall, anti-hero
Anti-soccer mom, anti-hipster
Pro-eating Captain Crunch cereal for dinner
Pro-taking bong hits to cure your depression
And pro-demo CD
If you got one let me check it
But never ask me what the hell I'm laughing about
See ya later
I'm a go take a nap on the couch, alright?

[Chorus: x2]
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
I don't need lovin' and I don't need help
I'd rather ride in the car by my goddamn self

[Outro:]
Gee, Mac... what are we gonna do about this Kansan accent of yours?
Well, self, since you're asking in the third person
We're gonna fuckin' keep it!
Because it makes us pretty... and unique... and beautiful. Like birds!

I'll whoop your mother's ass





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  1. J.... W....

    Deftones are dope... no "the" necessary 👎

  2. R.... F....

    i woop your cats ass!

  3. B.... C....

    8 seconds in aaaaaaaaand I'm going back to a tom Macdonald vid. Deuces!

  4. G.... P....

    Catchy as hell but some of these lyrics have aged poorly XD

  5. P.... _....

    Mac Lethal in his prime

  6. W.... P....

    I like tools new album though

  7. r.... a....

    Ah si Mac Donald killed this guy on one verse

  8. r.... a....

    Ahhh... So he were on rhymesayrs..

  9. A.... G....

    Cant even touch McDonald...fuckin goofy

  10. B.... T....

    "Fuck Veganism, Give me some General Tso's Chicken."

    Truer words have never been spoken.

  11. D.... R....

    Still listen to in 2019 Black clover forever

  12. l.... g....

    Hey, when are you going to make a second diss track towards Tom? Ya done.

    l.... g....

    Fr bro, also plz sub to me

  13. S.... V....

    He looks like Justin Timberlake mixed with a little bit of magic Mike.

    S.... V....

    Tragic mike

  14. P.... C....

    I used to like Tool until they made the album that sounded like their last album and A perfect circle tried to copie their style and the singer tried to sound like the singer from Tool.

  15. a.... ....

    You don't know nothing about Tool Mac stfu!

  16. P.... G....

    Who here after the Tom McDonald diss to see who this guy even is lol

  17. O.... O....

    You are Trash dude

    O.... O....

    Fake news

  18. J.... K....

    It's tom MacDonald bitch

  19. G.... A....

    Mac Lethal sucks.

  20. I.... V....

    Tom McDonald says hi 👌🙃

    I.... V....

    Tom MacDonald... The dude who cries about people hating him on every song... Oh wait; the guy who talks about how he's saying something super important on every song but never says anything of value at all? Dudes music is cool but he just sounds like a fucking baby all the time; even if he's trolling or joking, just sounds like a 15 year old boy who's upset with the world. And that first big single; white boy... I've never laughed at a song so hard in my life. That was the hugest turd I've ever seen. A few of his songs are bangers though. This house; that's a really good one.

    I.... V....

    Tom Macdonald for president 2020

  21. C.... ....

    RH negative blood and superhuman abilities - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16k1d5FxEcI

  22. P.... ....

    I’m the newest comment at this time and date: 11:11 Sunday, March 24, 2019. 11:11 is also the name of this album.

    P.... ....

    Not anymore

  23. k.... ....

    I miss my school class sayers! When Atomsphere was Slug and Lethal was known. Oh hip hop scene how I miss you!!!!

  24. s.... ....

    Funny how he says tool sucks and then proceeds to say “the deftones”

    😒

    s.... ....

    That was a bad line. As are all the bars in this song

  25. J.... G....

    Teddy "The Squid" Jaharie

  26. A.... n....

    I don’t mean to be rude I love your music but this music video was kind of cheesy

  27. G.... V....

    I remember listening to this back in 8th grade like in 09 this was my shit lol now mac is kind of a sell out for doing all that trendy bullshit

  28. D.... T....

    11 : 11 his best album

  29. S.... S....

    I like it.

  30. J.... N....

    Listen to on the inside by mac lethal. The lyrics are the opposite of these. Lots of personal growth with this guy, he keeps it real no matter his situation though.

  31. A.... G....

    this song is fucking dope

  32. M.... ....

    He sounds like cancer

  33. J.... G....

    These are the absolute cringiest lyrics Ive ever heard.. And I was hating on Hopsin😣 didnt realize there was cornier

  34. S.... ....

    Listen to this without without watching the video, bet you'll hear Atmosphere. : p

    S.... ....

    Rhymesayers still has him on their website, and i wanna say Fifthelement still sells his merch, so i wanna say those punchlines were just ignorant remarks. But yeah, Mac is killing it right now. Just seen him last week.

    S.... ....

    Stef frfr

    S.... ....

    Holy shit
    you right 😂😂😂😂😂

    S.... ....

    Stef i totally heard it, thats how i found mac, i thought he was sean on my Pandora

    S.... ....

    I Can see what youre saying.....see?

  35. Z.... C....

    i love you. Then i heard the Nick Drake part and now i, like, totally love you.

  36. S.... T....

    666k views!

  37. S.... I....

    What the fuck was the person who wrote this video on? Cuz i wana try some of it.

  38. S.... J....

    So aweseome. If my life tee'd at 29 years old, and I picked this route..........this wold be it.......Y0u da man Mac lethal.

  39. T.... b....

    It's weird how as Mac ages he looks younger

    T.... b....

    Well i think he's just skinnier

    T.... b....

    ItS because he looks like his mental state..

  40. C.... d....

    And now he has a kid.

    C.... d....

    im dying

  41. H.... ....

    If yourself is asking you a question, it's actually in 2nd person. lol

  42. L.... W....

    did fergie pee herself on stage or wtf

    L.... W....

    Justin beiber did

  43. z.... t....

    Anti mall...whats that about ....like mac mall or literal mall, cause mac mall is the shit haha

  44. T.... J....

    He looks like Mike from Breaking Bad. Just saying is all. Love this dudes skills BTW big up Lethal.

  45. A.... R....

    Was he really a hitman and in jail???

    A.... R....

    Vengeance Gaming no

    A.... R....

    Wtf highly doubt it

  46. m.... ....

    "District Attorney Marty Van Shallowegoweisovitz" lmao

  47. B.... B....

    do a song with brother ali plz

  48. M.... U....

    Love this guy... He's awesome

  49. s.... ....

    what happened to this Mac? Talk about putting a front on, damn.

    s.... ....

    skatethatbitch808 it's called growing up :)

    s.... ....

    U try going through your mother's death n be the same after

  50. e.... ....

    Starting a song with 'ill knock out u and ur mom' is not a good way to get fans. FTR, I would beat the fuck out of mac lethal 100/100 times in a fight. His other stuff good though.

    e.... ....

    FTR, Mac gives 0 fucks what you or anyone else thinks. If you want strict politeness, go listen to iggy azaelea or john denver.

    e.... ....

    I like how this kid thinks he can just automatically beat the shit out of someone he knows nothing about. Mac Lethal could be a blackbelt for all you know. lol.

    e.... ....

    @dimnot2000 mac lethal is a black belt yo

    e.... ....

    You know that he trains daily in multiple forms of martial arts, right? And it's a joke anyway. Did you miss the part where he said "I'll beat your cat's ass, ill beat your grandma's ass"?

    e.... ....

    +dimnot2000 he trains in jujitsu

  51. S.... i....

    Why does Rhymesayers only hire white people??

    S.... i....

    dem atlas?

    S.... i....

    P.o.s, toki wright, freeway, etc....who cares, skin color is just a figment, all that matters, is that there's feelings, raps, and beats within it. Ignorant comment.

    S.... i....

    Considering Slug is mixed I don't think your statement holds up

  52. M.... ....

    Tim Phillips got all his 112 friends and family members to dislike this

    M.... ....

    12 New Relatives got a youtube account

  53. C.... R....

    THIS IS HOUSE OF PAIN-ISH. MAC LETHAL AS DJ LETHAL. LOL

  54. R.... W....

    Is that dave grohl in a wig?

  55. T.... S....

    You have never heard a real hillbilly stop hating from suburbia.

  56. T.... S....

    I live a couple hours from KC, and I've never seen one either. Just have to download his songs like the rest of us lol

  57. t.... t....

    Why in Poland I can't buy his CD? omg.. there is no store with his records.

  58. R.... W....

    hes married now.

  59. t.... ....

    Best comment I've ever read.

  60. S.... ....

    na man, mac is good but his best trait was his crisp hyper raps these "pro-made" vids of these i've seen are weak he should be makin vids tearin it up not sounding all hillbilly....

  61. P.... W....

    Now mac got a wife and a kid.

    P.... W....

    Bro he has 2 childs

  62. G.... D....

    Well self, since you're asking in the 3rd person, WE'RE GONNA FUCKING KEEP IT!

  63. N.... A....

    If grieves and Mac lethal did a song together that would amazing

  64. D.... ....

    Quit*. God damn. That was 3 replies in a row and you all got it wrong.

  65. L.... F....

    LIKE BIRDS!

  66. R.... S....

    Umm....its "stop sulking".....not soaking.....way to get the first sentence right lol

  67. F.... ....

    Now from news around da world stuff animals may cause cancer. Haha

  68. m.... ....

    No matter what it's always Mac Lethal forever.

  69. c.... m....

    No matter what it's always wu tang forever

  70. M.... ....

    this aint rap

  71. s.... ....

    youre a joke, "killuminati"? you believe that bull shit, you probably listen to lil wayne and his shitty excuse for a label full of "artists" look up any other mac lethal song and it will be some of the best shit out there

  72. M.... ....

    I'd rather ride in the car by my god damn self 👍

  73. T.... ....

    lol dont forget spawn...do your hw!

  74. l.... m....

    Thats no jail in kc hahaha iv been to em all i would know

  75. D.... B....

    The only rap I listen too(:

  76. a.... ....

    Should probably play da game like li'l Wayne. Write indiscernible lyrics over a decentbeat (produced by someone else), creating a song that's better for dancing than thinking, then quit and suck at skateboarding.

  77. j.... ....

    learn how to spell you clown

  78. j.... ....

    u are the proof of why obama is the president, and why this country is where it is at!

    Be proud buddy

  79. m.... d....

    clown on my accent all you want, haha, i must have the same accent because he dont have no damn accent

  80. J.... ....

    They Started with Slug and Spawn actually fyi.

  81. J.... D....

    My name is slug I've come to kill a couple minutes.

  82. P.... G....

    my name is lil wayne , young money, im a rapper.
    everytime i write a song it just gets crappier.
    lol

  83. P.... G....

    rhymesayers baby

  84. l.... e....

    started with ant slug and spawn

  85. m.... ....

    This is the first thing from Rhymesayers I didn't feel strongly about.

  86. D.... R....

    The "rap" that comes out of your radio shouldn't even be called music.

  87. J.... V....

    This was alo t different in my mind as an actual sophomore not happy with the video

  88. G.... H....

    @danielsvikes it's called cleverness. You're too down set on radio rap to see he's more lyrical than the average rapper

  89. M.... p....

    "I rather sail alone then have my damn ship sunkin!" love that quote

  90. M.... ....

    atmosphere started with 4 members.

  91. c.... ....

    lol. should've just left it at "TOOL forever". now everyone knows you're an idiot and your opinion no longer matters.

  92. R.... ....

    Fuckin' vegans.

  93. T.... T....

    I literally said "Fuck vegan bullshit! I want chicken."......I'm single now :)

  94. R.... S....

    Well my five minutes of tolerating Mac Lethal are over, TOOL forever!!!!
    P.S. YOLO

  95. T.... ....

    This song= Story of my life.