Lajoie, Jon - Vaginal Hubris Lyrics






Yo, This song's dedicated to a very confident woman
That's right, this goes out to my sister in law, Jenny.

What? What?
She's proud of her pussy, her peach, her bearded clam is well groomed.
Thinks that she's the real deal, all other pussies are cartoons.
Her vagina is a church and her clit is the steeple, her vulva's one of Barbera Walters' most fascinating people.

She's got Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris
According to her vag all other pussies are useless.
Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris.
Her pussy confidence is unbreakable like Bruce Willis.

She said you're never gonna leave, I've got the best sausage wallet.
Other guys would kill to get inside this cock socket.
I said, You may be overconfident you see, cause there's a lot of fresh fish in this vaginal sea.
She said, My pussy is a 10 and your dick is a 3, you'll never find any better so you're never gonna leave.
I said, Guess what girl? I'm leaving, I want out of this.
Cause your way too confident and it's my hypothesis that you've got Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris

If her pussy made movies, it'd be Stanley Kubrick.
Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris.
She assumes that her Muffhammed Ali never loses.
Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris
If coochies were the News, She'd be Huey Lewis.
Put your hands in the air if you ever really get when you take off your underwear.
She may be overconfident, but maybe her pussy sings and dances like Fred Astaire.

Let's get on the highway, taking the car pool lane.





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  1. O.... G....

    This was amazing

  2. A.... V....

    I miss The League....

  3. T.... S....

    TACO!!!!

  4. d.... ....

    This is funny but the show sucks major balls

  5. d.... ....

    The only funny thing to come from this horrid show

  6. S.... G....

    Muff-hammed Ali lol

  7. k.... ....

    Who is the girl in this video, isn't she in the adult Industry?,
    Btw she's incredibly beautiful.

  8. d.... 1....

    lmao I LOVE the league! it's where I first heard this song.

  9. b.... J....

    I freaking love it you guys are just haters

  10. 4.... ....

    she's hot,i'll do her

  11. n.... p....

    Foggy Fresh is really good too, like this but for kids. ( no cussing and stuff) let the kiddy's check him out  his "Christmas" song is really good.

    n.... p....

    what do you mean fake?

  12. L.... B....

    I haven't seen Taco sing on the show in ages aside from commercials for Tacocorp.  Is he still supposed to be a musician?

    L.... B....

    He's to busy with the EBDB BnB. Lol

  13. M.... A....

    Taco 😂

  14. C.... M....

    haha wtfff!!  

  15. B.... G....

    Lmaopmsl!! Sausage wallet! Lol

  16. G.... ....

    If coochies were the News, She'd be Huey Lewis.

    I want a new twat.  One that won't make me sick.  One that feels real tight.  And can take this 12 inch dick.

    I want a new twat.  Or maybe some real good head.  One that is not too dry.  Or with lips way too red.

    One that doesn't have an infection, wondering what it is.  One that craves a shot of my creamy jizz.  My exxxxxxxtra creamy jizz.

    I want a new twat.  One that won't queef.  One that don't cost too much.  Or look like old roast beef.

    I want a new twat.  One that won't go away.  One that keeps me hard all night.  And makes me cum all day.

    One that doesn't have an infection, wondering what it is.  One that craves a shot of my creamy jizz.  My exxxxxxxtra creamy jizz, baby.

  17. s.... ....

    Wait, did he just imply Stanley Kubrick is overrated?!

    s.... ....

    I think he just means what she thinks of her pussy, and is saying Stanley Kubrick=GOAT director

    s.... ....

    @Bruce Wayne I don't think I ever saw GOAT, but I really enjoyed 2001 so I'll have to check it out.

    s.... ....

    @Ben Taylor  GOAT=Greatest OF All Time. Maybe you were being sarcastic, in which case never mind.

    s.... ....

    I think what he's getting at is the fact that Kubrick is considered to be one of the most self-confident directors in the business.

    s.... ....

    Kubrick was great but he did have a great deal of hubris.

  18. d.... j....

    i just knew this would be a real song i love jon lajoie !!! :DDD

  19. M.... K....

    Currently watching this episode lol

  20. L.... ....

    Eminem - Rock Bottom

    L.... ....

    what are taking about that song has a a small guitar lick and the vibes effect on the keys

  21. G.... ....

    hes just so. gotdamn funny...

  22. V.... N....

    this somehow reminde me of the beat used on gayfish ... have to watch it now 

  23. P.... H....

    the comedic value here is ridiculous !!! rap is funny, his actions are funny, the video omg i laughed for like 5 min! fuckin vaginal hubris!!!hahaha

  24. Y.... M....

    you suck!

  25. b.... g....

    hahahahahahah
    pussy is a ten dick is a three

  26. G.... ....

    Great, now I can't get rid of my erection. Thanks a lot :(

  27. B.... S....

    The Lemon Party is the only party that genuinely looks out for its constituents.

  28. c.... ....

    Hey factory black, i dedicate this to you. And its now ur ringtone.

  29. J.... G....

    Her name is actually Jenny Goatse and she's a well known organizer for the Lemon Party.

  30. Z.... ....

    fuck.
    you.

  31. A.... ....

    hahahaha

  32. 7.... ....

    ohhh i agree sir

  33. m.... ....

    Better than Lil Wayne.

  34. R.... ....

    She assumes that her Muff-hammed Ali never loses. Fuckin' love it

  35. f.... ....

    Muffhamed Ali

  36. A.... S....

    WHY did i google it!!!((((((((((((((((((

  37. A.... S....

    you are evil.

  38. M.... M....

    If you don't get it, you should be watching his TV show The League.

  39. P.... ....

    hes rapping this about his sister in law or something? LOL

  40. h.... ....

    LMAO Awesomely weird song XD

  41. h.... ....

    LMAO Awesomely weird song XD

  42. s.... ....

    holy shit shes hot! love the second video! thanx man

  43. m.... ....

    are you really implying that kendrick lamar is not good?

  44. f.... ....

    I'd bring that pussy down to an 8.

  45. d.... ....

    might also find her as: stoma. uses variety of names

  46. J.... D....

    Envy Adams, come on.

  47. T.... ....

    It's *Au pair* and she is ok, but not as hot as Sophia nor Jenny.

  48. J.... D....

    And the o pear is the hottest.

  49. S.... T....

    But Sophia Ruxin is WAY hotter

  50. M.... R....

    I love how they are not nodding their heads at the same time at the end 1:35

  51. D.... ....

    Shit looks like rainbow trout

  52. d.... ....

    And Mark Duplass (the guy who plays Pete) plows that shit all the time.

  53. S.... K....

    Sausage wallet, Cock socket hahahahah

  54. M.... R....

    she is going to taste my penis hubris

  55. K.... K....

    his beats are pretty good

  56. m.... ....

    thugs on bmx

  57. w.... ....


    E-PERV MODE : ON.
    What
    is
    her
    name ?

  58. A.... H....

    Vaginal Hubris.

  59. S.... ....

    MC Does'nt know what irony is?

  60. m.... ....

    "Sausage Wallet"??!?!?!? OMGLOL

  61. s.... g....

    his cousin dude, im serious

  62. c.... a....

    try the veal, child

  63. R.... S....

    freedomliberty21 lol

  64. A.... ....

    Where the fuck did he get that Bentley?

  65. C.... ....

    is that kid, Taco's Eskimo brother?

  66. M.... ....

    Lol sly guy

  67. j.... L....

    ill fuck that lol

  68. A.... M....

    Try the Veal

  69. S.... Y....

    try the veal

  70. V.... G....

    more clips here: rrt[dot]hit[dot]bg

  71. R.... ....

    and your dick is a 3 *holds up 4 fingers*

  72. T.... ....

    Genius.

  73. L.... ....

    Sausage wallet lmao

  74. s.... g....

    his cousin

  75. F.... ....

    0:50 and 1:02 white panties

  76. d.... ....

    if you don't know the word hubris use fucking Google. It's not that hard

  77. J.... H....

    To be honest, the girl that plays Jenny actually looks my school guidance counselor, Jamie French.

    |:0 SHE IS HER! D:

  78. T.... ....

    Who's the chick?

  79. a.... ....

    I'd like to take that pussy down a notch.

  80. k.... ....

    Taco is the man.

  81. S.... ....

    he's actually a pretty good rapper.

  82. A.... A....

    this epizode in the league is so funny,jon lajoie made that series awesome and funny as hell

  83. s.... ....

    Thank god you're here, captain obvious!

  84. c.... ....

    Lost at muffhommed ali.

  85. K.... ....

    I just dont get at all how their comment means theyre not intelligent enough to know what it means.

    A lot of things can sound different from what they are. Fear boner might sound like a condition to some, for example.

  86. s.... ....

    Who else came for the thumbnail?

  87. B.... H....

    A THREE?! It's a FOUR, at least!!

  88. D.... D....

    25 free subscribers - bitly(dot)com/RmxqEp

  89. C.... M....

    reading arguments backwards makes them more suspenseful.

  90. v.... ....

    Hubris is a well known and used word in the uk

  91. L.... T....

    vagina,vagina,i wanna have sex with your vagina

  92. B.... E....

    "Muffahmed Ali"? Priceless.

  93. J.... J....

    Youtube commenters are sub-literate? Nothing new there